"FIRE UP THE SIN MACHINE! SUFFERING MUST BE MADE-" "Ma'am, this is a Wendys." "e-excuse me?" The overworked employee barely spares a glance at the screaming nut-job. You've seen a screeching half naked, heavily-tattooed nut-job on fire, you've seen 'em all. "The meat comes in pre-packaged, ma'am. We just heat it up." Small drabbles that revolves around the Helltaker cast.

Satania obtains the latest of her rather dubious items purchased from Hell Shopping Channel. But this time it blows up in her face quite literally and it has unforeseen consequences, not just for her but also her friends. How is she going to deal with those and will she make it out in one piece?

Anakin has been at the temple for a while now and his life seems to have stabilized, mostly. No small feat for a time-traveling former Sith. But, even with support from those who know, this tentative balance can't last. It's only a matter of time, and with Sidious involved, he can only prepare and hope; not something he's exactly good at. Sequel to Dangers of Foresight

What if our hero met a certain invisible girl at the entrance exam? Follow Izuku as he gains a group of friends after meeting Tooru and learns that one does not need to see someone to see the beauty in them. This story is a very slow burn romance slice of life story that focuses primarily on character interactions between canon. Chapter 33 is beyond season 4 of the anime.

An spinoff/alt version of Beyond the Outer Gates Lies... by gabriel blessing. Originally written to show how Reya might join Harry's harem, though now has grown beyond that, and further from the original (maybe? probably?)

Izuku Midoriya doesn't have a quirk. Izuku has a curse. A thing. A horror that burnt his skin, ruined his life and filled his head with monsters. His dream is to master the darkness and become a hero, but can anyone overcome such darkness? Or will he fall to shadow and flame? Well, he is his father's son.

The only reason Midoriya got to talking with Ashido was because his bandages needed reapplying. Still, this small hand of fate was all that was needed to spark a friendship and a far closer bond between the two classmates. I honestly have no idea what their ship name is, so I'ma call it MinaDeku

You are a two-bit, first-arc villain miraculously back from the dead. Staying alive will be easy. Staying relevant will be hard.

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

Katarina needed to know what Maria was doing so she could avoid her doom, so she pressed on with one more question... and she got answers she wasn't expecting.

Unlike the Visual Novel, Katarina Claes studied the way of the blade, just in case. Just in case.

While at a cat cafe, Ochaco gets dragged into a misunderstanding, and she ends up with a phone number of a green-eyed boy. Intending on fixing things, she finds herself befriending him. He has dedicated himself to helping Eri, a little girl with a protective cage over her heart. Ochaco wouldn't mind lending a hand. IzuOcha, where Izuku doesn't attend UA. He has someone to protect.

Izuku was never Quirkless. Sometimes, Quirks hide until they are triggered. Izuku died and came back. He gazed into the abyss and it followed him home. Everything he thought he knew about the world is about to change because there are monsters lurking in the dark below. Izuku wonders if he is one of them. [Latest version crossposted to Ao3.] [Complete]

Bell had the strangest dream. Problem is... he can't remember what it was about. But the Dream remembers him. The Dream will never forget what he had done. And within the Waking World, the Hunters he had wronged will be coming for him. Oedon does not forgive those who disrupted his slumber.

The path to villainy was destined for Himiko Toga. Quirks defined the individual and hers was the definition of evil. Himiko learned this right before her fourth birthday. And so, thanks to the guidance from an unexpected mentor, Himiko accepted the battle against fate to become the world's strongest heroine. A Hero Toga AU. Toga-centric. Pairing undecided.

Everyone knows Izuku and Ochaco are dating, except for Izuku and Ochaco.

Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP

In which Sakie gets very drunk and says more than she means to, but it all works out in the end.

AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.

I wasn't strong enough to protect Orario, and as a result the city crumbled and died, vanishing in a sea of flames, everyone I'd ever loved following soon after. I did gain the necessary strength eventually though, but by then it was far too late. So when an opportunity to go back and do it all again presented itself, I took it, and this time, strength would not be an issue.

Please don't bully me, Nagatoro aka ijiranaide nagatoro-san Her Senpai was being boring and she had just the ticket to make things interesting.

The First Generation of Quirked individuals had it rough. Yuuei is built as a school for the Quriked, but is in reality, just a way for the Quirkless to keep the Quirked in one place, contained. Faced with a world that despises and hates them, Midoriya Izuku and Ashido Mina and others join the very first generation of Heroes to change this worlds hatred of Quirks. MinaDeku,Kacchako

It started as a fine day for Bell Cranel. One meddling Loki later, a drunken Lefiya is spoiling for a fight. But don't worry, Loki doesn't escape the consequences, either.

Turns out, slaying a dragon doesn't solve all of your problems. [Kumo Desu ga, Nani ka? So I'm a Spider, So What?]

Mob never aimed to be a hero. He only wanted to make sure his quirk never hurt anyone ever again. However, an incident that occurs in his third year of middle school spurs him into action despite his wishes. Mob enters into UA academy, the top heroics school in all of Japan, and winds up with several new friends and much more trouble than he bargained for. (By bunnyscribe on AO3)

Sequel to "Heat". Winter is over, and the Empire aims to knock the Federation out of the war once and for all. All that stands between Tanya von Degurechaff and a peaceful life is a single city on the Volga river. What could go wrong?

After returning home with Rias from the underworld, Issei finds that the changes to his body aren't quite as simple as a new look for his arm. After all, to contain the Welsh Dragon's power into a body that was so recently human must surely have consequences... Issei/His Harem. Mature Content. Patreon Commission.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, let's see if you can actually pull it off once more. Five brides are sent back to a war they had already long since won.

[Freak of Nature] When Kirigaya Minetaka and his wife Midori found a strange 'pod' in the mountains, they knew they should have walked away. When a confused and weird-eyed little kid came out, the feeling was only doubled so. But...he seemed harmless, and he made their daughter laugh, so really, bringing him home couldn't hurt, right? After all, what's the worst that could happen?

Bell found out about the dagger, and the debt involved, and so begs Hephaistos to be able to do anything to help his Goddess. Anything. mature/smut

For once, a misunderstanding changes Tanya's life for the better on the cold Eastern Front.

For as long as she remembers, Maria's special abilities have been making her life... different. Often for ill. Sometimes for good. Would she prefer to have been born without her gift? After today she'll never doubt her answer again.

[A/U, Murphy POV] In a world where Harry Dresden never existed, Detective Karrin Murphy is Chicago's most competent supernatural crime-solver. When a horrible double-murder is handed over to Special Investigations, she's got nothing to rely on but her own training and experience. It's a good thing that's all she needs.

It was all over and they had won. But a price was paid, a price he couldn't accept, no matter what.

Four sisters are trapped in a room as the fifth completes her victory lap.

"Peace is a wonderful thing when it comes down to it, not least for a soldier. As a soldier, I will defend you, so I may spend this time with these few people who I can evaluate so highly, so that we can all live happily together in Capriccio Pace." Or: what's a soldier to do in peace time but start a family?

After a disappointing internship, Momo's lack of confidence only begins to manifest more and more. When she's at her lowest though, Itsuka Kendou, the girl that she interned with, reaches out to her, and a small sparks begins to ignite. (Takes place in Awkward Energy timeline)

Syr finds herself confronting Ryuu, and the topic is Bell Cranel.

Monika: Hello, can you hear me? Everything here is wrong, people are dissappearing and someone else is tampering with our world. Please, if you are reading this then please...Help me!

Lefiya is tasked with a solo quest from Riveria to prove herself as an adventurer. Featuring, Leeks, Demonic Swords, and good ol' Gareth.

Perhaps, he was always ahead of her, always had been. It was only her stubborness that she pulled him down to her level, that she could think they were rivals, equals. An elf, a human, and a wind that brings them together yet keeps them apart.

Being a god was lonely. He was a being that defied comprehension, one who outpowered and outlived everyone else. But even for him, there was someone who could keep him company throughout the ages.

Because Tsuyu doesn't like the cold, her and Kirishima opt to spend Christmas Eve in as opposed to going anywhere like everyone else - Though this does make Kirishima feel a bit guilty. KiriTsuyu

Bakugo is a couple years into working solo after graduating from UA. But despite this, he's often asked by Momo for his assistance with her own tasks. After a while, he decides to find out why. (fluff, rated T for language)

Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem

Submissions for Rare Pair Month 2018. Day 10: Trust: In which Uraraka works up the confidence to keep a promise with Nejire.

Mineta somehow locks six people in a closet with a device that will only deactivate if two people kiss. Bakugou is screaming. Kirishima is trying to keep explosions at a minimum. Midoriya is wheezing. Uraraka is floating. Yaoyorozu is horrified at the conditions. Todoroki just wants out. No ships, but some implied ones. T for Bakugou's colorful language.

A rookie team is slaughtered by goblins, an adventurer losing all of her comrades retires, never to be heard from again. All these things happen quite often in this world, yet that need not be the end. For life is long as a young Female Fighter who thought her own was over is about to learn in the very village she had set out with her team to aid that fateful day...

Okay, everyone. I can tolerate messing with game files. I can tolerate one-sided classroom conversations. But when you accidentally mess with critical system files and put the world's most powerful supercomputer at risk, this is where I step in. Fortunately, I have the tools. What I lack is the time. Which means arranging a meeting with my favorite lovestruck club president.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

William Macbeth had returned to Hellsalem's Lot for a single reason: Mary. While hoping for a miracle, the young blonde boy encounters someone that could be the key to making that miracle a reality. Unable to let go of his guilt, William puts himself on the line to bring his sister back and do right by the kind Tortoise Knight that promised to lead her by the hand.

Izuku wasn't Quirkless when he received One For All. Of course, it's just typical he didn't find out until Yuuei. It helps that everyone likes his singing voice but less helpful when Bakugou calls him Rapunzel a la Tangled. Slight AU where Izuku can heal others if he hums or sings to them. Oh, and everyone thinks he's the most precious thing ever, as if they hadn't already. OOC.

Raynare isn't a Fallen Angel. There's no such thing. She's just a teenaged girl with delusions of grandeur—and Issei is her long-suffering boyfriend.

This would be the first time both Anakin and Shmi would speak to each other as free beings. Even to the Jedi Master, it felt monumental. (Sequel to 'Dangers of Foresight)

Of all the Wizards, in all the world...she chose me.

The truth is a responsibility. Once you know the way the world really works, what lurks in the dark corners that you never even noticed you have to ask what you're going to do about it. When young Izuku Midoriya is exposed to it in one horrifying day then he has to make a choice. Go on as he was and ignore it or somehow learn to live with it and maybe use it to achieve his dream.

It's like that paradox: If a cat and a dhampir are sharing tea, snacks and their company inside a box, is it a date or not? One might same yes and no at the same time./ Gaspard x Koneko fluff/2th chapter as a Lemon

After failing her first final, Mina Ashido begins to question why she's even at U.A. After an uplifting encounter with Izuku Midoriya, she finds not only new resolve but a new friend. But as the two spend more time together, a deeper bond begins to quickly form. Together they'll face jealous friends, explosive enemies, struggles with intimacy, and much more.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Six years of constant abuse breaks Izuku, until he finally starts to believe everything said about him - He can't be a Hero without a Quirk. It isn't until a chance encounter that he remembers his drive not to give up. Another five years later, he finds himself in Yuuei with the pink girl he met before - Who seems to have forgotten him entirely. Izumina, background ships

After a long day's work of monster hunting, his friends at Blue Rose ambush him in the bath. AU mature/smut

rem gets anald

Tetsuo Takahashi prides himself on being able to help demi-humans feel more comfortable in their skin, but helping Sakie Sato is a bit more difficult, considering he can't touch her. Still, he figures out a couple of steps that might help...

Koneko discovers Gasper's secret desire. Aika helps Gasper grow closer to Issei.

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

Bell had never heard of the goddess Serafall. But, hey, it's a goddess who wants him. Why should he care! He probably should have as things start to become weird. Like befriending monsters, girls suddenly coming onto him, guys calling themselves Heroes wanting to kill him and, oh, being able to do things normal Adventurers can't.

Yuri Ha Zahard has but one final task before she can become a Ranker and challenging her is...a pun loving skeleton? A oneshot story where Yuri faces Sans as the final challenge in the penultimate floor of the Tower. Will she be able to best him or will she learn her limits? You dont need to know Undertale to understand the plot. Reviews will be appreciated!

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

Being invited to have dinner with Endeavor and Shoto, Izuku never thought that he'd meet the love of his life there. Unfortunately for him, it just so happens to be Endeavor's daughter Fuyumi Todoroki. But the biggest obstacle towards their relationship is their own inability to communicate. Izuku x Fuyumi Mostly fluff and awkward.

Harry Dresden gets swept up by the World Transformation and finds himself stuck on Midland getting more actively abused as a human stress ball than normal. There will be suffering, there will be burning, there will be explosion and THEN he'll meet Guts. Spoilers up to and including Skin Games and the entirety Berserk.

Lupu's got a secret, a "gift" from her creator. Naturally she has no idea what to do with said gift, much to the grief of Carne Village. mature/smut/futa

A Corruption of Champions story. Kora, a learned combatant, enters a demonic realm of sexual transformation in search of revenge and/or family rescue. This is her tale. (9/2017: Updated from other archives. Haven't written anything new for it in a year and a half. Would like to though.) (CC NC SA 3.0)

You ain't perfect, but still you got a secret fling with the perfect Instructor Rhodes. After your shitty day of Duels, she's got the perfect pick-me-up. mature/pwp/second person view/OC as POV

Raynare sighs. She is not a diplomat. She's no longer an Angel, and she doesn't want to be. The woman she has become is rude, arrogant, and free. Free to lust, free to love, and free to wear wool and linen in the same outfit. Why did she agree to do this in the first place? Oh, right. Because Azazel broke her heart, and she still couldn't stop herself from trying to impress him.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

They gave a second character slot to Yggdrasil. Now Ainz Ooal Gown has an "other self", a flesh-and-blood body with all the pros and cons. And he will of course use it for... certain things. Contains adult themes! My first story, please be patient!

After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though...damning his soul.

(Ch136 spoilers)He had returned for her, her green-haired hero. He came back, and he'd brought the cavalry with him. He held her with such urgency as he ran full speed, huffing and panting and his shoes clapping loudly as he ran. "I won't let go this time," he whispered. "I promise." With that, he cupped the back of her head with that same scarred hand of his. Eri and Izuku bonding

For years, the 'salaryman' within Tanya had given up on many things. Appreciating beautiful women was something of the past but right now, a chance to witness a half naked one was in front of her! "I… I don't mind. G-go ahead." She stuttered. One-shot. Set right at the end of ep. 12 of the anime.

It all started with a joke, a drunk truck driver and dreams of a harem and ended with a trip to the hospital, a broken leg, a crutch and the ability to see numbers everywhere. Yeah, Life isn't too kind on Issei. Sadly enough, he could see that it was about to get whole lot more complicated.

Even someone as cruel and selfish as Tanya can still do something nice now and again. One shot.

When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?

Ritsu eats breakfast with Mob, watches television with him, and goes to school with him everyday. It doesn't stop the grief from slipping through the cracks.

After a night of drunkenness, Sakura awake to a strange...and very willing surprise that may not want to leave. Only trouble is she doesn't know who it is under the mask. Futa SakuraXFem Naruto. Bondage.

Tony Stark meets modern-AU!Flynn Rider, and they do NOT hit it off, but there IS a reason for the meeting... and they have not seen the last of each other. MCU continuity.

Naruko Uzumaki comes from an all Futa family. Well, except for herself. Her mom decides her to enroll her into Elemental Academy, a school she went to when she was young. However, due to her not being "normal", she might just have a rough time. Formerly H.P Academy.

Fifteen years after the Promised Day, Selim Baker leads a life like any normal human. But a strange attempt on his life will lead him to discover just how abnormal he really is.

I opened the door and found Justine standing there naked as the day she was born except for a single white bow—I'll let you guess where it was. I made a chance decision to pull her inside before anyone else saw. Little did I know what fate had in store.

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

A series of missing scenes from canon. Generally, Leo gets the snot kicked out of him and somebody has to be in charge of picking up the pieces. It tends to be Klaus, because everyone else is a shameless asshole.

Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...

With Lord Voldemort on the rise, the Wizarding world turns to their only hope...Michael Potter? While the 'Boy Who Lived' takes in the fame, his long forgotten twin brother has become more then the world could have imagined.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

In which Natasha finds a bar, a vampire, and a knight in not-so-shining armor, in that order

A 7 year old Harry stumbles on a box of old Naruto manga. Inspired, he reaches deep within, using chakra to quickly become a phenomenal ninja. And thus begins a curious tale. Read and see how it ends! Read 1st chapter A/N...story is officially abandoned.

For Steve, it holds memories of another life. For Elizabeth, it holds memories of another death. Together, they dance. Steve/Elizabeth

Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

"…Elsa," like a snowflake, the younger girl's plea drifted on a gust of icy wind, carrying just far enough for the blonde to hear the note of despair. "Please, don't let him do this!" - Leading her kingdom out of the harsh winter she created, Elsa finds warmth in her younger sister, Anna. (Incest, and very dark themes in later chapters.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Scheming goblins, ancient treaties, Animagus transformations, inter-House rivalries taken to a new height, missing werewolves, insane professors... Just another year in the life of Harry Potter, twin of the false Boy-Who-Lived.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

A class is held at Generic University about tips on writing fanfiction. Each chapter is another day dedicated to something new, varying from how to write a summary, Mary Sues, new ways to reinvent cliches, OCs, how to find a beta, and so much more!

AU; One of my Saint crossovers with Harry Potter, except with FEM!HARRY. Lara Potter runs away after her parents decide to get rid of her, in favour of her brother, harry, the boy who lived. but she becomes the greatest thief in the world.

Adopted from Tenkai of Chaos' Potter's Piracy Policy" Harry's lost everyone he cares about and is unable to continue living, so he commits suicide, only to be given a second chance in the world of One Piece! Harrycentric Gen, eventualHet

Sequel to The Broom Closet. One Friday evening in Hogwarts Greenhouse B, Harry decides to take his relationship with Hermione to the next level. With the help from another of his girls, Harry will show Hermione a whole new world of sensation. Powerful / dark Harry. Lemon. Harry / Hermione / Ginny. More info inside.

AU! She is the twin of Galen Potter, the famous Boy Who Lived. While he lives in the spotlight, she is forced to survive in the shadows. But she won´t be alone. Creatures of Magic, prepare for your student! Pairing: FredGeorgeOC

A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.

A simple One-shot after watching a certain anime. I've decided to place it inside a crossover anyway.

Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.

[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end. Prequel-ish story titled Hypocritical Oath.

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

The prequel to Liidg's Withes in Prison. This answer's the all important question. Which Black sister got to Hermione first. Can be read as a stand alone but I recommend reading Witches in Prison to really get the premise.

Naruto has never had much love except from his family. Watch as Naruto, Naruko, Kushina, and Mito Uzumaki learn the perks of staying with family through thick and thin.

Insanity: *in-sahn-i-tee* Performing the same act multiple times while expecting differing results. And Ichigo couldn't say he was all there to begin with. No pairings.

Dolores Umbridge and Albus Dumbledore's first meeting. Cats? Definitely. Drabble.

YAHP/GHF. Harry is repeating the worst day of his life over and over again. Department Of Mysteries Day.

Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.

Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...

'The blade must pass through the fire, else it will break.' The Dark Lord aims to break the wizarding world through an arsenal of lies, despair, and betrayal. Using every bit of knowledge, magic, influence, and power he has, Harry must break the tide - before the demons lurking inside break him instead. Sequel to 'Renegade Cause', Harry/Tonks, Daphne/Tracey

In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry

On an ordinary night Jasper Whitlock is sitting in a club in England when he comes across a woman who smells like no other. He soon finds out that she is indeed like no other he has met. AU!

What does it take to destroy something completely? Some would be fine with eradicating its soul. Others would argue that you must erase even the concept of the object from existence. AU, with a notoriously complex Magic system.

A perfectly innocent and entirely human woman turns up at the house Chell has been living in since she escaped Aperture. Chell/GlaDOS.

A case sends Harry Dresden overseas, where he butts heads with Sherlock Holmes, working the same case. But will the case be their biggest problem?

In this incredibly fun-to-write one-shot, Percy and Leo make a bet. However, sometimes, when you're talking completely in Spanish when you know English, people get annoyed. Same thing with German... A/N This fanfic is written in English with Spanish/German dialogue. : It's just a humorous story in which you may need Google Translate for if you want to understand it full. R&R!

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

As James Heller battles Alex Mercer atop Times Square's Bank, he learns the real enemy has been hidden all along. One shot.

Harry father isn't James. Well then who is it? How will Hogwarts react to Hades' son? Nice! Petunia.

AU fifth year. After saving Dudley from the dementors, the ministry letter arrives to order his wand snapped. Dumbledore's letter doesn't arrive. Harry/Daphne/Susan. Rating may change. Powerful!Happy!Independant!Harry.

Adopted at a young age, Tatsuki learned early on how to lead a double life. However, her two sides are about to cross when Ichigo gains his soul reaper powers. Can she find about her past while maintaining her two sides? STRONG FEM Harry!

Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.

Saadia offers a special service to the dragonborn for help in her time of need.

To have a child die in front of you. How far would you go for revenge? Is this revenge justified? Who cares. They will make the people pay for their cruelty. Naruto x Shizune/ NaruShizu/ Naruharem.

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Sequel to Harry Daniels and the Order of Shadows. Harry is back for his second year in Britain. He's has Hermione and a few more friends to help him deal with Dumbledore and his former family

The cure for lycanthropy exists. The only problem is getting a hold of it, figuring out how to use it... okay, so there are several problems. But since when has Harry Potter let the problems win? Book 3 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.

Harry is the older twin brother of Christopher Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. After that Halloween, his parents forget about him in favor of Chris. After he overhears his parents talking about doing something terrible to him, he runs. He becomes Harry Daniels

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

Harry Potter goes after all the evil, manipulative, or even slightly annoying people in his life with a vengeance. Cliche fanfiction gets hit in the cross-fire. Super!Harry crack fic. Evil!Dumbledore. 4th wall? I don't see one.

I will turn this car around! I swear, you two are worse than my kids. /Birthday gift for MayaDarkling featuring whiny!Nick and childish!Ellis./

Agent 47 longs for his friends of the past. When he comes back into their lives after 10 years away, his worlds collide...can he reconcile the past with the present, keep his friends alive and come to terms with who he is?

Due to an old Friendship between two meddling old men, Ichigo Kurosaki and Company end up at Hogwarts. The mission: protect Harry Potter! Primarily Bleach Characters interacting with the Wizarding World. Rating changed to M to be safe.

Harry/harem includes lemons, WILL NOT BE UPDATED! STOP PUTTING ON STORY ALERT!

Naruto and Revan return to the Galactic Republic, bringing about changes no one foresaw. A Split-Verse version of ESM's story. If you like his story, you should like this one, as well.

Saika loves Mikado. But Saika loves everyone. Anri's not so sure.

Lucy's apparently pregnant, Gajeel's blushing, Juvia's frozen, Mirajane's horrorfied, and the entire Guild is in chaos... Wendy, you really need to stop being so curious and asking questions.

The four survivors had only been working towards getting to the next safe house when they had to take a surprise detour. Turns out that detour led to saving a small life of one British child.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

As Harry is set to begin his fifth year, events are moving that changes his life forever. Secrets are revealed as the Ministry moves just a bit more efficiently in trying to silence Harry. Add in a Family Restoration Act, and Harry is in for a ride Harem.

The Stoll brothers have a little sister who was chosen as Camp Half-bloods participant for the Tri-Wizard tournament. Full summary inside. T for my paranoia and future chapters!

Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.

GLaDOS is still pissed Chell's never talked to her. So she's going to make her beg. Filled from a kink prompt. Oneshot. GLaDOS/Chell to the extreme. R&R.

Fourth year has arrived and Harry things are beginning to heat up. Will Harry be able to keep his relationship with Fleur while being able to keep up with his growing fame as a ninja? -On Hiatus-

First year was bad enough. Second year is worse. Kidnappings, Horcruxes, ancient secrets, prophecies... oh, and Tom Riddle's return. Again. Yep, second year is definitely worse. Book 2 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.

Seeing that his son is not treated like a hero, the 4th takes Naruto to the world of Percy Jackson. With the both of them Demigods and powerful ones at that, will they survive their time in this strange world? And who is the girl in the tree?

Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?

Harry forges his own path, turning to the Goblins of Gringotts for aid in the Triwizard Tournament? HP/HrG. Character Death! Written with realism, blood, and violence. Based on "Can't Have It Both Ways," by Robst. Used with permission. Sequel UP!

Post OotP. Harry inherits more than gold from Sirius and his parents. Now he must train to fight Voldemort while fighting against Dumbledore's manipulations. Full Summary inside. Slight Dumbledore Weasley bashing. Review!

What might happen if Rem dropped the Idiot Ball and explored her options a little more. And by "a little more" I mean "at all". Some LxMisa. Complete.

A one-shot story about a one-shot character. I felt like trying to see things through his eyes for a moment.

Harry asks Ginny to the Yule Ball. Everyone believes Harry is destined to be with a redhead. There is more than one redhead in Hogwarts, though.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry meets a powerful magical practitioner named Ivy, who asks the young hero for a small favor. She wants him to be the father of her children.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

After a devastating battle in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter finds himself transported in a strange world in the company of Jedi Knight Aayla Secura. Is this the will of the Force that their two fates intertwine?

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

View the adventures of Ichigo and Rukia through the ages--from some god awful lemons at the start, to whatever the author's mind is producing now, there's no shortage of IchiRuki goodness to be had. Witchcraft, Bar Fights and good 'ol Hollow hunting.

The result of putting Nathan Drake in the same jail cell as Cole MacGrath. Oneshot, T for language.

squeal to "Cold as Ice" - not my story - Harry/Luna

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Harry's third year has started and with his new girlfriend Fleur he must discover who is trying to kill him.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

This story was written by Sin of Existence. It's for readers. (Previous Cold as Ice) Not my work, people. :D Rating - M Profanity, Sexual innuendo, violence.

It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.

Post Enies Lobby, Luffy and the gang continue their quest to fulfill their dreams, but what happens if they went into another world? A new adventure begins. OnePieceXSSB crossover. Rated T for swearing. This story is COMPLETE!

Lord Voldemort readies for war while Albus Dumbledore seeks peace- through any means necessary. At the same time, Harry Potter moves to eradicate the Order of Blackened Denarius. In the middle of this is the Winter Lady, whose motives remain unknown...

Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry/Molly one-shot. On the eve of her acceptance to the Council as a full wizard, Molly confronts Harry about a few things he never got around to teaching her.

What word would you use to describe Ron Weasley? Scholar? Gentleman? Friend? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.

Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Pansy is having fun in the dungeons. Her newest toy: Luna. Surprisingly enough,it isn't quite a consenting relationship. Oneshot, no sequel planned. Warnings: Femmeslash sex, Dubious consent, 'Toys' Does have a happy ending.

Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? Certainly not.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.

The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Harry bought as many books as he could on magic on his first trip to Diagon. Now through the purchase of an old journal he has a Kekkai Genkai.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Sequel to The Denarian Renegade: Harry, the new and reluctant Knight of the Cross, finds himself fighting against new enemies as he is dragged into conflict. He will have to use all of his power to overcome new obstacles, some more surprising than others.

Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.

Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.

The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny

On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

After detention, the five teens try make their new friendships work, with mixed results. Is passion enough for John and Claire? How well do Andy and Allison really know one other? Where does Brian fit in? DISCONTINUED

Rita Skeeter interviews Fleur Delacour during the Triwizard tourament and is determined to use any means necessary to get Fleur to talk ... FleurRita, femslash. Review pretty please!

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

COMPLETESEQUEL SOONSirius escaped from Azkaban when Harry was five. Sirius kidnapped Harry from the Dursley's and they have been living in the run since. Harry is now fifteen. AU.

Sequel to Blood Prince. Harry and Blaise are back for their second year at Hogwarts and things promise to be just as exciting as their first year. Too bad their Defense teacher is another incompetent loser…Mafia Harry!

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.

Part III of the Reborn trilogy. Luke and Vader must face Emperor Palpatine and Darth Kain one more time, while the Rebellion engages in a final showdown with the Empire.

James Potter comes back to life; dark secrets are revealed; angst for everybody; heavy doses of Voldemort, Snape, Black, Lupin, Malfoys, Weasleys, Pettigrew, and Fudge. Harry Potter’s fifth year – now blatantly, defiantly AU. No OotP spoilers.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.

Part two of the Reborn trilogy. Vader begins to struggle with some of his darker memories as he and Luke train under Yoda. Meanwhile, Boba Fett, now a Sith, stalks the Skywalkers.

Draco Malfoy visits Artemis Fowl at Fowl Manor over the summer. While he's there, Fowl gets a ransom demand for his kidnapped father. Then both boys are drafted into helping the fairies with a goblin uprising.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!

The Middle-earth version of The Onion...somewhat OOC, PWP, slashy. Complete. My personl favorite headline: Completely Unrelated Hobbits Wed

[One-shot] A step-by-step introduction to glomping and glomping tactics found commonly in anime. Don't know what a Glomp is? Read on!