hello to all my fellow freaks. the name is freak with a pen and this is mister sqidgy and crazy8.

freak holds up a small paper bag pupet with a bowler derby "greetings, aspiring writers of all race, religions, cultures and creeds"

a large jet black sphere with and 8 painted on above a mouth, it also has two muscular arms coming out of it's sides. it walks out on it's hands and abruptly drops itself."SALUTATIONS!!"

one thing i'd like to say is i'm kind of a fat guy. think a slightly slimmer version of Coop from megus xlr... with brown hair.

i'm a self proclaimed psycho,i'm male, and i live by the words of the great Ash G. Williams "good...bad...ethier way i'm the one with a gun" and winston churchill "seldom are good and great the same man" and john green "if i was going to make up some one missquoting einstine, why would I choose amanda binds?" and 2 the ranting griphion "don't hate me for something stupid like fasion, or i'll give you a reason to hate me!"

i'm addicted to any zombie movie on the market, bruce cambell fliks, and jason stathim movies

the mojority of my stories will be romance

but i want to make one thing clear I HATE VALENTINES DAY.think of me as a hopeless romantic with a pention for explosives. ohh by the way i'm a juggalo so to any psycho chicks... i'm avalible.(i kind hate myself for that, not the valentines thing the ladies thing)

(just found this)

if you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus) schoolsucks13, Getting-up-for-the-let-down (It hurts more when your two close friends are laughing their lungs out...) xXSasuxSakuXx (yea my school has stairs i go up them like 2 times a day!! XD but hey i can ALWAYS make my friends laugh! and everybody else who happens to see me!lol), WhiteWingedWolf101 (hey has anyone fell down the stairs of a two story apartment while its snowing!? i did two day nose bleed!!), freak with a pen

(just thought this)

things i want to do at a mall just to see what would happen:

1.tell a stuck up, ambicrombi and fitch emploey that as long as im in the store they are my bitch and they are a clerk not a model

2.ask the hot topic clerks if they michel bultons christmas album

3.ask for a lobster dinner and beef strogonof at burger king

4.ask for a #1 meal but ask them to change a few things so it's the same as a #5 meal at mc donalds

5.ask the perfume counter girl whats 22

6.go into Kay jewlers and ask for a ring that says "thug life" :(did it)

7.ask the halmark pepole if they have a "congradulations" card for someones first colenoscapy and ask what the fuck a "blank inside card" is

8.ask the clerk at "as seen on tv" if vince from the shamwow comercials actualy beat up a hooker

9.ask the clerk at borders if they have "catcher in the rye" while wearing a trench coat

10. ask the pepole at petco to direct me to the dogs while holding a jar of peanut butter

IDEAS FOR EMOTICONS

:)... EVIL SMILE

:S ...DRUNK

(:l) ...SPACE FACE

:I ...BABY FACE

,':l ...confused

;:I ... confused baby face

(:I) ... space baby face

(;:I) ... confused space baby face

(;:S) ... confused, drunk space baby face

THOSE LAST FEW, IF ANY, HAVE NO REAL APPLICATION THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK OF AS I STARE BLANKLY AT A KEYBORD. i have a few more BUT IT WON'T LET ME DO THEM!!

FELLOW FREAKS!!

the way to become a fellow freak is to join in the challenges I set up in my fics or reply to an invite to do the disclaimer for one of my fics. NOW FOR THE FREAKS SO FAR!!

DISSEASED BRAIN INC (A COLAB PEN NAME FOR ME AND THE FELLOW FREAKS) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2504165/DISSEASED_BRAIN_INC)

FREAK WITH A PEN (ME, DUH)(you don't need a url... you're already here ,':l, but i do have a DA account if you want to check it out, it's under the same name )

DemonicDeathJr (one of the few people on this list i actully know in real life)(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1477401/Blacking345)

KAOS-EXO(another person i actully know in real life)(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1878742/Kaos-exo)

KISDOTA- THE FREAK GAMER (this dude is freaky by my standards)(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1584565/Kisdota-The_Freak_Gamer)

FREAKWITHAPEN'SBIGGESTFAN (thats right, i have a biggest fan[head shake]) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2244457/freakwithapensbiggestfan)

GLUMNESS.STRUDEL (THE ONLY GIRL SO FAR THAT I KNOW IN REAL LIFE FROM THIS LIST, SO FAR) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2123035/glumness_Strudel)

PUPPYLOVEIMANI (SHE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FELLOW FREAK) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1426245/Puppyloveimani)

THE ICE MONSTER (HE WILL SOON BE IN A STORY) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1900038/The_Ice_Monster)

QUTE-BABIE-DASEY (SHE'S ONE OF THE PEOPLE I GAVE AN INVITE TO) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1654484/)

Grapefruit Wannabe (this girl is like a pixie that jumped out of a story book, in an awsome way) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/1845836/Grapefruit_Wannabe)

twilightrose9492(not only a great author, but the next robin, thats right... batman robin)(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2031457/twilightRose9492)

Suffern187(one of the few people who dose, what I consider, tasteful sex scenes)(http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2390556/Suffern187)

Talon Dragonborn (ummm... just keep an open mind and if you give talon shit, well, eat a piss flavored glass shard sprinkled snow cone) (http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2382689/Talon_Dragonborn)

YAY, ALMOST SHAMELESS PROMOTION FOR MY FRIENDS!!

any way i'm a high school student(now in college) and i like to write. the character coples i like are

if your wondering why i put the college thing in perenthesies... I dunno

CARTOONS

INVADER ZIM:
zim and gaz(yes i have a thing for alien/human romance you got a fucking problem with that?!?!)

dib and tak(already covered, next)

gir and mimi (what... just cus i'm a guy means i cant apriciate cute?!?!? fuck you)

GOOF TROOP:

max and pistol(*shrugs* i'm just as confused as you are why i like this couple)

ED, EDD, & EDDY

eddy and sarah(i dunno i just like this over eddy/lee)

edd and marie(if anyone of the ed's has no room to bitch it's double d, course i have a thing for tom girls soooo...)

X-MEN EVOLUTION

fred(blob)and tabitha(boom boom)(Fred is a good guy at heart dammit, course maybe i sympathize with him cus i'm fat too)

kurt(night crawler) and kitty(shadow cat)(they just have chemistry)

rouge and remy(gambet)(well, remy's the only guy that can touch Rouge and not... Ya know... DIE)

todd(toad) and wanda(scarlet witch)(yes i know some of my couples are about a original as plain toast but cut me slack.)

logan(wolverine) and ororo(storm)(they just seem... comfortable with eachother)

AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG

spud and trixe (yep)

6TEEN

wyatt and jen(there is a good chance i only set these two up because the rest of the main cast were already set up, BUT that dosn't mean i like it any less)

jude and catlin(they just seem good for eachother)

jonesy and nikki (well this is basicly cannon so yeah)

MARTIN MYSTERY

martin and diana ( I want to make it clear that I dont have a thing for incest, besides their step sib's not blood relations. PS in the original comic they were FIENCES)

EL TIGRE

manny and frida (who didn't see that coming?)

jango and zoe (it's in one of my fic's and for the love of god don't send me any anitomic complaints)

rudolfo and maria (i got nothin')

MEGAS XLR

coop and kiva (again i may only like this cus i relate to coop but still)

HIHIPUFFYAMIYUMI SHOW

ami and yumi (one of the few same sex couples i endorse, mainly cus it's one of the few reasonable ones i've seen)

GORILLAZ

2D and Noodle (i've been addicted to the gorillaz since i was 8 and watched the video for clint eastwood on toonami late night... i relize that dosen't ansewer any questionof why i like the couple... moving on)

DARIA

Daria and trent (yeah real original)

Daria and Jane (i actully prefer this couple but i hate how people fetishize it)

ALVIN SND THE CHIPMUNKS

(i've really gotten more into the mixed couples the the regular ones)

alvin and elenor (on the one hand you could call me a wussy for liking it on the other... i'll eviserate you with a rusty cheese grater)

ANIME

ONE PIECE

nami and luffy (that seems inevitable)

zorro and robin (this one i like more like a side couple but i still like it)

NARUTO (weird thing not a big fan of the show but hey.)

naruto and hinata (duh)

shikamaru and timari (agian, duh)

sasuke and ino(honestly i could give a shit less about these characters, honestly ino's kindof a bitch and well *holds up riot shield* fuck sasuke, i just felt i shoud set them up for closure's sake)

sakura and garra(they could possibly be one of my favorite couples, it just makes my cup runnith over)

GAMES

POKE'MON

ash and mysty(i was sooooooo fuckin pissed when they replaced misty, WHY GOD DAMN IT WHY(SMASHES FIST THROUG WALL))

james and jessie(for some reason i find bad guy love a bit more inseresting then good guy love)

and any random male and female pokemon ((blushes)I just think they're cute okay... fuck off!!)

LEGEND OF ZELDA

link and minda (I really like this couple cuz minda is the only chick to go the entire adventure, well besides the pirate girl but I dont think that game should count as a real zelda game)

PSYCHONAUTS

raz and lilli (cannon, i know, fuck off)

JERICHO(yes i relise this is a(deep breath) first person shooter, survivle, squad based, horror game (deep breath) but this is just how my brain works, alright? )

frank delgado and wilhelmina church(kinda obvious)

paul rawlings and murial green (yes i relise that they can't technicaly be together, but damn it, I like that sceen when you find her alive and paul hugs her, okay?!)

devin ross and simone cole (I cannot be the only one seeing something there!!)

abby black and xiavier jones (for those of you that got 50 kills with the soul bullet you know why, you probably also know that this makes the end a little more sucky)

Borderlands

uhhhh any straight couples... i guess? that don't involve oc's

i think i may have fallen in love with patricia...

COMICS

UMBRELLA ACADEMY (IF I GET ONE EMAIL WITH THE WORDS INCEST OR SICKO, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG)(NONE OF THEM ARE RELATED BY BLOOD... except for the kid and spaceboy, but thats not prudent right now)

vanya (aka #00.07)(aka the whit violin) and diego (aka #00.02) (aka the kraken) (in all honesty fuck kraken's oppinion on vanya leaving i know he had a valid reason to be mad but fuck it if he can be a petty prick so can I)

allison (aka #00.03) (aka the rumor) and luther (aka 00.01) (aka spaceboy) (this is just sweet, and space needs to get his head out of his gorrilla ass)

SCOTT PILGRAM VS THE WORLD(yes i consider it a comic and those who disagree can fuck off)

Scott and Ramona (that seems a little bit like a cop out)

Kim and Knives (here's the weird thing i hadn't really thought about this as a couple until i beat the game with kim but i was thinking... why the hell not. i kinda wish that that actully happened in the comic, kim deserves someone and so dose knives so why the hell not)

the thing is the only other comic couples i give a shit about are above in other catagories because they have a show or something

(for those of you paying attention, I have little to no same sex couples listed. I'm not against same sex couples or even same sex fics, it's just i have no basis of personal expierience to write such a fic)

(also there probably won't be any fics above the rating of T, which means no actual sex, it will be implied in some fics, but it's mainly because too many fic writers use this place to trade smut. don't get me wrong, if the sex sceen is tastfully done I have no problem with it but when the words "pounded her hole like a jack hammer" are used, it's just fuckin absered)

thats all i got for now