He never holds back. After all, she is the queen to his throne. Joker/Harley. Suicide Squad-verse. Smut and mature content.

Welcome to the Funhouse where the music is nice and loud, the drinks are sweet and expensive, the entertainment is fun, and the rules don't apply except one...don't touch or look at what isn't yours.

"As I was saying, you're killing yourself for me, and I really do appreciate it. So how about I give you a parting gift? Anything you'd like, within reason." "A kiss," she says without hesitation.

Pirate!England/Prisoner!Japan. The Sun Emperor's brother has been captured by the rakish scoundrel of the sea, Captain Arthur Kirkland. Kiku wants to escape but the good captain has other plans for his newest treasure. Mature in later chapters.

Gilbert would do just about anything to see Ludwig in a uniform, including dressing in one himself. So when the opportunities came, he couldn't let them slip past. Pure crack and uniform fetish. Germancest. Now with extra chapters.

When Harry destroyed the diary Tom Riddle's soul remained in Hogwarts, invisible to everyone. Unable to touch something, unable to be heard, doomed to spend eternity like this. He keeps watching what's going on and especially Ginny Weasley - the girl he had grown an affection for over the past few years. / Oneshot!

Crowley goads the angel into allowing him to preen his wings again. He knew they were sensitive to start but had no idea how much his touch affected the angel. No wonder Aziraphale always protested to him touching his feathers. Things get heated between the two ethereal beings. Slash Crowley/Aziraphale. Wing!king. Mild halo!kink.

When a CIA agent goes missing deep in the Siberian tundra, it's up to Arthur Kirkland of MI6 to rescue the missing agent. But can he do it before it's too late, or will this be his last mission? Please Leave Reviews.

Crowley is not really good when it comes to confessing his love to Aziraphale. Smutty oneshot.

John was wary when Elizabeth suggested taking on the niece of Reverend Parris to help her in the house, but he finds himself growing fond of the girl. He might even go so far as to say that it seems very much as though she is intentionally nurturing his affections… John/Abigail. Written for the het-bigbang on LiveJournal.

She's not Rose Tyler. She is a holographic projection, and his hand goes right through her. This time it's her who's just an image. A sad one-shot for 11/Rose, based off a prompt I got from The Always Angel. Fair warning: there may be tears.

When two girls, Anna and Olivia, end up in the Hetalia world chaos follows, but then again, so does love. Will they ever get back to their world? Will they want to? They do get to travel the world, so why go home? But how can they stay in a world of immortal countries when they themselves aren't immortal? It'll be tough, but fun.

In the face of a Mayan Apocalypse that probably won't happen, Crowley believes it'd be best to just sleep through the winter of 2012. Aziraphale, deciding he might give this "sleeping" thing a go, may or may not understand what "hibernation" entails— something Crowley takes advantage of. Warning: includes Weight Gain, Jaffa Cakes and a peculiar lack of Slash.

Aziraphale's sweet tooth gets the best of Crowley. One-shot M/M Aziraphale/Crowley smut.

After a late night meeting with a superior, Crowley faces a jealous lover. Rated M. Slash. Don't like, don't read. Please Review.

As a child, Russia learned life was cruel and no one was truly good. As the world becomes bigger, he must learn to live with other nations. But only one of them will every truly understand him; only one is always there. PLEASE REVIEW! I LOVE REVIEWS!

Fred comes home after a date with Angela dissatisfied and disjointed. Lucky George is home to sort things out and calm his mind. Twincest

Crowley has had millennia to think about what he wants. Written for the GO Anon Kink Meme. PWP.

Chrona needs new clothes, so Maka takes him to the store. His choice of garments leads to an awkward conversation. Rated for Ragnarok's mouth.

From the bottom of my heart. Please R&R

What happens when Tamaki meets up with France on the way to France? They are so very alike that I just had to make a story about these two. There may or may not be yaoi in later chapters. But please read!

On a late night visit, Crowley acts out one of his fantasies. Rated M. Graphic slash. Don't like, don't read.

2010 Secret Santa assignment: "England washing Japan's back. Other way around is fine as well."

Lizzy wants a day with her fiance, but Sebastian has other plans for the earl. Smutty yaoi in the second chapter, beware. R & R please

Kiku has a Babisectomy. My version of Mpreg. Oneshot. -AsaKiku/EnglandxJapan- Warning: Mpreg, Lemon.

How does an earthquake and potential nuclear disaster get portrayed in Hetalia? Please read the disclaimer inside. Also... Review!

"Look up hostility in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Shizuo Heiwajima." ShizuoxKasuka

What if Alice had made the trip to Underland more than she remembers while growing up? Of course there would have to be someone in Underland who remembered every single time she stumbled in…

Tamaki never had a fetish before...until now. A very colorful one! Tamaki/Kyouya YAOI! M just in case but more T rated.

A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.

England stays at Japan's house for the first time. Will England's fantasies become reality?

School delinquent Arthur has a bad reputation for being cursed…but when honor student Kiku bumps into him one day, he finds that curse may be true! Kiku can't keep Arthur off his mind and he's willing to do anything if it means saving his sanity! AU,UK/JP

Dean/Castiel smut. Cas arrives while Dean is taking advantage of alone time. Set post 6.10 'Caged Heat' so spoilers of the spoilery variety within.

Francis wants wine and Arthur is willing to serve him some. FrUK oneshot, lemon.

Arthur is meeting with Kiku to finalize the Anglo-Japanese alliance but when a short break goes array, how will Arthur handle the Japanese man? Trade for Canada-Chan.

Matthew, a lower-middle class teen from Arizona, moves to Canada to attend a prestigious private school on his uncle's dollar. The students he meets there may change his life. Warnings: profanity, violence, alcohol/drug use, smut/yaoi, possibly death.

.:PARODY:. Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth! I'm Hatsune Miku! .:vocaloid.hetalia:.

Waking up in his bed one "normal" day, turned out to be quite the opposite for Englishman Arthur Kirkland. FrUK

AU, There is a very thin line between reality and insanity. Alfred may have crossed that line long ago... Alfred x Matthew

Arthur spends his week drinking himself into a stupor. And does something he'll always regret. WARNING: RAPE. Real names used, UK/Canada One-shot.

Kiku just wanted to eat his breakfast in peace. What happens when a voice threatens his calm? M FOR CURSING and sexual themes ! A little parody of Dr. Tran. This might be a prequel for my other story, The Video. O.o its a one shot!

After the war, an American soldier comes back with a concentration camp prisoner. But can his devotion bring the troubled man back from the past? RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for language, mature content, and yaoi.

A series of small stories. In the middle of the night, Yuki finds he has no control over where his dreams want to take him. Rated M and contains yaoi. You have been warned . YukiXHaru

All Germany wanted to do was bake a delicious chocolate treat, but Prussia's "baking" advice proves to be less than helpful. For fanfaluche, meinbruder Fanworks Exchange. M for messy, messy boy love.

JapanxRussia Human Names used I don't want to give anything else away so you'll have to read it to find out what happens.

England visits Japan's home, and the two take a bath together, which leads to...other things. Done for the kink meme.

Dysfunctional family AU. Al and Mattie have always been close brothers, but when Matthew gets hurt falling off a motorcycle, more people start giving him attention. Possessive Alfred doesn't like it - not one bit. Matfred with some FrUk. Rating bumped up!

I had to wonder: how did Death the Kid get that awesome skateboard? Well, here's one idea. Oneshot

Spock is going through Pon Farr, and Jim is suffering not only from the horrid Vulcan heat, but also at his Vulcan's unbearable teasing. Dominant Spock/Submissive Kirk. M for LANGUAGE AND M/M SLASH! dedicated to AmyCoolz.

Japan find himself the on-call nation-sitter when Germany needs someone to keep an eye on his brother. But Japan doesn't mind, not at all. They always can find SOMETHING to do. Written in a fic exchange.

Renesmee's story.

One night Gilbert asks his brother a strange question and their lives will never be the same. Based off of a fanvideo on youtube. Chap3 up.

After a rough night on the town, Ludwig is drugged and wakes up in a unfamiliar place. Ties on his wrists keep him from leaving and chains on his heart keep him from wanting to. Germancest

Sometimes being invisible is a good thing. Unless you have America sitting next to you. *AmeCan*

Mello gets a new roommate who acts really strange. Apparently Mello reminds Matt of someone from a movie. Crack/implied sex/lots of swearing.

Matt is suddenly kissed by a mysterious guy who wants a ride! Two-shot, Al/Matt, Matt POV, AU. Rated M for naughty things.

AU. Alfred finds Matthew, a runaway from a human trafficking ring, and gives him a chance to live a new life. Mostly AmericaxCanada with Hungary/Prussia/Austria Love Triangle and eventual PolandxLithuania and FrUk.

France is known to be ready and willing to have sex with anybody. Only, someone seems to be left out, as always. *Franada*

France desires Japan, who's visiting the Allied powers to learn of their cultures to expand his own. Kiku is unwilling to accept Francis's rather uncouth methods, but Francis intends to change that. In the only way he knows how. Yaoi as always ;D

It's Canada day! And don't even say you didn't know that.

Low self esteem. Bad past. Horrible self image. These are only some of the things Matthew deals with every day. AlMa, rp by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, AU. Rated M for yaoi and mature themes.

A story written for Jayfaggot, who was our 300th reviewer for our story All the Things I Hate About You. FrUK, with a little added kink. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, one shot. Rated M for yaoi.

Sequel to Dream a Little Dream. A detailed look into the cruelly erotic dreams of Arthur Kirkland and his surprisingly shy lover as they share a night under the candles. Yaoi graphic lemon!

After the bombing in WW2, Japan finds himseld saved and doted on by someone quite unexpected. RussxJapan

Canada's pissed and Alfred is obnoxious, but throwing out Al's Captain America comics may go too far. Looks like punishment is in order! Written for a fic exchange with noircirichiosa.

Germany, Italy and Japan get their hands on England's spell book! In an attempt to gather information they start to enter the dreams of the Allied Powers. Big Mistake!What waits in store Veee Surprise yaoi pairings, crack, and outright retarded!

Alfred has always wanted to be the hero and save people. But not everyone wants to be saved. Alfred doesn't understand this. Alfred/Matthew

It's America's birthday, so his family decides to surprise him...

A story written for Hakudoshi-chan who was our 200th reviewer for All the Things I Hate About You. The request was FRUK, with England wearing lingerie. RP written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, rated M for yaoi.

Lili notices a girl alone in the cafeteria one day. She is warned but can't seem to stay away. Belarus/Liechtenstein

America teaches his younger brother Canada the sport hockey. RP Alfred X Mathieu I dun own Hetalia characters

Matthew Williams was what he'd always wanted to be: Noticed, Held, Loved - But he was too gone to feel it. "Vous... Peut me voir. I... Je vous aime... papa. Pardonnez... Moi..." Not in French. Translations at bottom

There's a reason why the winters in America and Canada are warmer during the El Niño. Smutty AmericaxCanada oneshot.

They were spooning. This was less innocent than the times Alfred would climb into his bed, claiming that he needed to protect Matthew. This didn't feel right. But this was still Alfred.

Japan gets some help reaching his pocky. Russia/Japan drabble thing.

Japan does not like the winter. Japan does not like Russia.

Kiku is visiting Athens for a diplomatic forum, but the reporters seem a little more keen on subtext... Not to mention, Herakles' body seems to have a mind of its own ? But he must be just messing around, right?

"Vee! Fratello, fratello! Guess what! Spagna won't be bothering you anymore!" A yandere!Feliciano fic, because I can't help myself.

No memories, and covered in blood. And just who is Matthew? One shot, just a random idea. AU.

Tilting his head, Gilbert stepped in front of his brother, commenting, "You look like you just had mindblowing sex in a sauna."

This couldn't be a sin...a sin couldn't possibly feel this good. Oneshot ITALIACEST. Rated M for a reason.

America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?

Italy’s late, so Germany drops by to see what’s keeping him. *GerIta*

It was strange how they met, even stranger to think it was a song that brought them together. Liech/Romano, fluffy-, cutsie-romantic oneshot! T just in case!

Italy isnt entirely sure if Germany really loves him, or if Germany is just saying it to make him happy

Japan is wondering about his feelings and the way his body reacts to Russia.

It wasn’t normal to wake up, in the middle of the night, sweating and panting with damp boxers with the name of the boy who was raised as his brother. It just wasn’t normal. Hell, he was pretty sure it was wrong. But he couldn't help it. Alfred/Matthew

CanUS. After Canada wins the hockey gold, he deserves some kind of reward from his brother, right?

Drabble. For as long as he could remember, practicing in front of the mirror sent a secret thrill through him. Slash.

Natalia laughs, not because it's funny, but because she's lonely, and wants to know if her voice can echo off water. Belarus x Liechtenstein oneshot for my Pizzazz! Light T for language and themes.

He was lovely, in both looks and personality. And Arthur would be damned before he let anyone corrupt Matthew.

Honestly, Kaoru could be just so annoying at three in the morning. Based slightly off my attitude to my English teacher looking too far into everything when it comes to 'looking at deeper meanings'. 'Hikaoru' none romance, damn it. Contains annoyed Hika.

Yuki and Kyo go shopping for Shigure, on the way home it begins to rain and Yuki decides to take advantage of the weakened Kyo. Light yaoi. Please read and review.

Gakuen Hetalia // Valentine’s Day theme // Part of a series of one-shots // Seychelles causes a misunderstanding between Estonia and Latvia, but it's all for the greater good.

A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.

Aziraphale wants to know more about Crowley's methods of temptation.

They had been brothers for their whole life, and knew everything about each other. But then why was Al finding stories about two guys on Matt's computer! An AU of the dysfunctional family. Al/Matt, yaoi written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture rp

Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England

Stick with us, cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it. LEMON!

England noticed that Japan's eyes seem to hold no life in them. He suddenly gets ideas for finding that sparkle. And Japan finds something else much less... ordinary. Contains retardedness EnglandxJapan

Romano has been missing for nearly a month and the search for him is proving fruitless. However, his captor might be closer to home and far more unexpected than any of them could have ever imagined... Sadistic!ItalyxRomano. M for torture/abuse, rape.

All Kiku wanted to do was ignore François and get through the class without being groped, or at least be groped discretely… Too bad discretion isn’t French… Oneshot, France/Japan, PWP, Real names used.

England and Japan's friendly night at his hotspring turns hotter than expected. EnglandJapan, it's written badly. I just got back into writing. dedicated to AsWierdAsItGets on devaintART

Pirate lord Arthur is feared throughout the seas. When he fakes the death of the Chinese emperor's brother, Arthur finds himself drawn to the boy's defiant air. Will love ensue on the high seas, or will it be stormy weather ahead? UK/JP, yaoi w/lemons

This is what happens to the twins when they are left alone and has nothing to do to take up their time.Nobody can stop a horny Hikaru even if it's his own twin brother. YaoiIncest.

America loves his brother more than anything. One-shot, one sided America/Canada. Contains non-con, torture... the works. Reader discretion is advised...

It's the 2010 Olympics, and Canada and America have a bet! RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Just a one shot, pretty much a PWP. So there is yaoi. Gay sex, people! Don't read if you don't like!

One Shot / He sees them, they see him. His name's Arthur but everyone calls him "Boo". As he watches, the summers go by and the years end. Even though he hasn't been caught, he's still scared of Nathan. Boo's perspective of the first 7 Chapters of TKaMB.

All Canada ever wanted was love. Is that too much to ask? The only thing he can do is take the closest thing to love he will ever get. At least, that's what he thinks. One-sided: France/Canada. Mutual: America/Canada. Happy ending.

Voldemort has somehow got his youthful looks back, along with his diary memories of one Ginny Weasley. Will she escape his clutches or be doomed to spend eternity with him? Tom/Ginny.

Strong arms grabbed him by the waist. The strangeness of the event had ended, and now it was back to the same thing as always, it seemed.' Matthew isn't in a very good place. Rated M for everything pretty much.

Near's POV. Mello discovers a different way to bring Near down. Rated M for sexual content. Angst/hurt/romance. One-shot. Prompt: "The Red" by Chevelle. Mello x Near.

How many times had he rescued the Italian from a situation like this brought upon by his stupidity? And...why did he keep rescuing him, anyways? Germany/North Italy Ludwig/Feliciano

Hee hee hee... All I can say is that if you read this and you like the pairing of Germany and Italy then you are in for a real treat! Warning: Things get sexual. VERY sexual. As in... sex. Hee hee hee... ok then. Enjoy this cheerful one-shot!

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

2010 Olympics are going to be held in America... No wait, above America? Maybe in Australia? Ok, no offence to anyone, and I'm Canadian, so if you are also Canadian, please don't be offended! Read and review!

America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.

America/Japan. He loved guns. He loved they way they felt when stroking against his skin. He loved holding the power with just one little finger.

What if Pon Farr was not the only thing Vulcans keep secret? A K/S first time story. Complete

It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.

England spends the night over Japan's house and is offered the use of the hotspring. Turns out he got alot more of Japan than he originally wanted

In which Aziraphale's track record with children's parties continues and Crowley has to explain that a pansy isn't just a flower. Slash. My entry for the GOE 2008.

Mello left without a trace, and everyone expected Matt to be a wreck. But it's not until three years later that Matt start to get frustrated with looking for clues that Mello didn't leave. Or did he? After all, the boys know each other better than anyone.

On the fourth day, there is a man in his room, crouching on the floor in front of him and looking at him with wide froglike eyes. Mello's first encounter with L.

Aziraphale has been away for a while, and Crowley is there to welcome him back. Written for the GO anonfic meme, prompt was "premature..." well, you get the idea.

Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.

Crowley never meant to fall. He just hung around with the wrong people.

In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C

When Raito finds himself chained to L, he expects the manipulative detective to do everything he can to prove he's Kira. But what else does L want from Raito? Yaoi, PWP, LxLight.

The Wammy's children want to make L's birthday special, Mello in particular. What better way to do that than to make the detective a cake? M for swearing.

A/C - Crowley feels that Aziraphale has not been adhering to the Agreement as strictly as he ought to, and he has an idea of how to even things out.

A/C - Aziraphale whispers prayers like “hallelujah” and “eli” against the demon’s skin, and it smarts like touching a flame: sharp and precise and quick to fade. There is damnation in his blood.

Am I good enough for you now?"

Wammy's. Near finds that Matt and Mello share... just about everything.

(2008) An interrupted vacation. An irregular assignment. An embarrassing moment. A desperate night. A terrifying realisation. A miraculous meeting. And a happy ending.

(2007) A church needs redeeming, and when Aziraphale cannot do the job, Crowley does so in the most over the top way. Angelic gratitude is the gift that keeps on giving.

Calling all Jhonen Vasquez creation! Vacquez has a reunion with all his creations, from the popular, Invader Zim, to Noodle Boy.

Boo Radley knows the stories people tell about him... It will make sense at the end. This was an English assignment, but I really like how it turned out.

Jhonen Vasquez RULES! In this little story, Invader Zim meets JTHM!

Four white walls and one individual dressed in black. After years, Zim finally gives up something he's been hiding. Hatred will bend at the end of an era. Oneshot.

Complete! When Ron and Hermione don't recieve any owls from Harry in two weeks, they go to Dumbledore. Fearing the worse he sends the best professor Hogwarts had to offer... Severus Snape. Warnings: OOC, AU, mentions of rape

Several years have passed and Scout is still brooding about the fact that she and Jem never gave Boo anything in return. Something of an Epilogue to the book.

The children give something to Boo on his birthday.

It's Zim! It's Tenchi! It's BOTH!