"Ve? What did Germany promise?" Italy wondered while a mischievous Prussian snaked an around his thin shoulders. "You see, West's had a problem for a while and he offered me something super-awesome if I fixed it and I did." The Italian perked up at the sound of a wondrous reward "Like a kind of pasta?"

Gilbert shook his head, the kid could be so dense sometimes "It's a thousand times better than pasta."

The brunette found it impossible to believe anything could be that great and turned to an embarrassed Ludwig. "You have to show me what it is! Please~!" he pleaded desperately.

The blonde blushed to his ears and shouted "Absolutely not! And I think it's time you went home!" He grabbed Feliciano by the collar and shoved him towards the exit. "But…but…I wanna see…" He whined and within moments a door slammed shut in his face. Breathing sigh of relief, Germany glanced at his sibling.

There were few things the strong German was afraid of and the predatory look Prussia was giving him was one of them.

In less than a second, Gilbert had pinned him to the wall and slid his hands into his brother's gray boxers. Long fingers teased blonde curls and Ludwig gasped when his underwear fell to his ankles. "Now I have you all to myself…" Prussia purred as he ran his tongue along his jaw line.

"C-can we at least wait until after breakfast?" He asked shyly and Gilbert frowned, unhappy that he couldn't molest his sibling. The white-haired German thought about for a minute before letting go to grumble "…Fine, but you're not getting your undies back." The blonde stammered in indignation as his brother picked up his boxers and plopped down in a chair.

Ludwig had tried his best to maintain his dignity as he made pancakes in the nude. First, he threw out the one from before that was burnt to a crisp and started making another before he realized something awful.

The spatulas were kept on the bottom drawer so he'd have to bend over to reach it.

The Prussian licked his lips expectantly, "Go on."

Ludwig pathetically looked to his perverted sibling with pleading eyes, please don't make me do this.

Feeling sympathy for the man, Gilbert got him the utensil, but not without stealing a kiss on his brother's length while he was down there. Smirking, he asked smoothly "Anything else?"

Yes, go back down there and finish the job! "Um, no, I'm fine." Ludwig stated, nervously trying to keep his libido in check. Gilbert shrugged and went back to his seat at the table.

Judging from the look he received when he set the hot cakes on the table, Ludwig firmly believed this was one of the Prussian's sexual fantasies. "Will you stop staring at me like you're going to jump across the table and rape me?"

"If you'd bent over I probably would have." He said while stuffing pancakes in his mouth. "So where did you get the idea to use toys?" Gilbert asked, trying to make conversation.

Ludwig nearly choked on his orange juice, how could someone live this long and still have no tact? He reached for the syrup and refused to look at his brother. "I found a manual that explained that it is very important to set time aside to…relieve stress."

So that's what he calls it. The white-haired German suppressed a chuckle to lick some of the sticky substance off his fingers "What's your favorite thing to think of when you 'relieve your stress' all over your hands?"

The blonde was so stunned he almost didn't catch the question, the way Gilbert's wet tongue ran over pale digits made him blush. "…That's none of your business."

"Well I think it is." He whispered lowly as he walked around the table to crush his lips against his sibling's. Ludwig moaned into his mouth when he felt pale hands slide down his chest to hold his growing member. Squeezing lightly, he began to pump him agonizingly slow. The blonde cringed and knew the only way to make him go faster was to talk. "Your Luftwaffe uniform…You throw me down and take me as hard as you can…I am your prisoner."

Gilbert never lost his diabolical smirk and let go of the aching need "I knew you were kinky."

Helping his younger brother to their bedroom and gave him a kiss before he left "Get your largest toy ready, I'll be right back."

Ludwig was left alone and confused to prepare himself. The truth was, even buying the modest toy he possessed was an incredible challenge in courage. Fearing how much time he had, he pulled the item from a locked drawer in his nightstand and poured on a healthy amount of lubrication.

Gilbert returned as soon as the blonde sat down on the edge of the bed, wearing a familiar blue uniform. The shirt and pants were left open for Ludwig to see the iron cross hung heavy on his smooth chest. "I didn't give you permission to be on the bed, brother." The commanding tone sent shivers up his spine. Germany dropped to his knees at the Prussian's feet and eagerly waited for the next command.

"I think my boots need to be shined, don't you? Lick them like you would me and stroke yourself as you do it."

The blonde nodded and ran his tongue over the toe of the black paratrooper boots with a whimper at the thrilling taste of leather. Ludwig's licks and kisses became more sloppy and wet, giving the boots a sinful shine. The direct stimulus, even if it was himself, was welcome to his heated arousal. His body felt like it was burning up as he pulled on thick laces with his teeth, when something warm dripped on his back.

Lifting his head, the blonde's mouth watered at the sight of Gilbert feverishly beating himself off. Ludwig tugged on his pants and silently pleaded for a taste of his brother's dripping cock.

Once again he was denied, instead the elder sibling cooed "Take that toy and fuck yourself as hard as you can."

He obeyed as if in a trance and impaled himself on the vibrator harder than he should have, but he didn't care. Ruby eyes watched intently as his younger brother screamed his name and he tried to copy Prussia's thrusts from last night.

Ludwig tried to climax, but even on the highest setting it was difficult to match the intense pleasure that his sibling gave him. "I…can't cum like this…I need you inside of me!" He cried out desperately.

Gilbert grabbed onto the buzzing toy and began to thrust it harder and faster than his lover could, enjoying the moans in response. "My, my, even after only one night you're already addicted to me..." He pulled it out and immediately shoved his own hardness into the twitching anus and purred at the moist tightness"…just like I am to you."

The blonde felt happy and full at being penetrated so deeply, he clawed at the floor as he was taken roughly from behind and loved every second of it. "I love you, Gil." He moaned as he was pulled into a passionate kiss.

"I love you too, West." They came together, calling out each other's names and collapsed into a blissful heap on the floor.

The white-haired German flipped his lover onto his back to lick him clean. Ludwig groaned at the feeling of his softening arousal returning as his brother sucked on his tip while the phone rang downstairs.

"I should go answer it…" The blonde grumbled with disappointment. After a brief rest, they headed downstairs and Gilbert giggled at his brother walking funny.

Germany noted the blinking red light and groaned "Thirteen messages, I think Feli blabbed."

Gilbert picked up the ringing phone to hear Hungary's voice screech at him "You scum! How could you do such a horrible thing to your little brother…" She paused suddenly and there was a noise in the background. "…the paramedics hauled Roderich away now. Anyway, I'm so happy for you two! You're so cute together and if you ever decide to make a 'home movie', give me a call! I'd love to help!"

The Prussian held his hand over the receiver "I think Roddy had a heart attack and his wife wants to help us to make a sex tape. What do want me to say?"

Ludwig casually took the phone, locating his daily planner and asked "Is next Tuesday alright with you?" He nodded and scribbled something that his brother couldn't see. "One moment, I'll ask…" He turned to a flabbergasted Prussian to question "Elizaveta wants to know if you have anything against a nurse uniform."

He was stunned "On you or me! And why the hell are you agreeing to this!"

Germany smiled and blushed faintly, East would look so cute…