Harley has so few friends so when one makes a request of her, how could she refuse? Even if it meant swimming with the sharks without a cage. After all, like calls to like. [Pre Suicide Squad, an alternate version of how Harley met the Joker]

What if Yuki is still a vampire with suppressed pureblood powers and her memories are still in tact? Kaname and her still have to exact revenge on Rido for murdering their kin. However, Rido is the King of Vampires, making him impossible to reach and Kaname is his servant. Everything falls on Yuki. She will turn revenge into a game of chess. May the smarter one triumph. AU/OOC.

It started with coffee. Fours cups, black, with steam dancing pirouettes off the placid surface. The rest...well, he put her up to the rest. (A Nolanverse take on how Harley Quinn came to be. Joker/Harley. The coffee shop AU no one asked for)

Harleen has a lot to balance; school, working nights at a strip club, and an internship at Arkham Asylum. Add the attention of a certain psychopath, his vengeful psychiatrist, and Gotham's biggest mob kings, it's enough to drive her... crazy. HarleyxJoker. DaddyKink. Edgy!Joker.

Change was inevitable; all beings went through it, but none expected the changes this winter would bring. None more so than Yuuki. ((Rating may be subject to change.))

Everyone knows the origins of the jester who fell in love with her equally mad creator. But what if Harley Quinn was born without the assistance of the Joker? All of Gotham is the stage as two titans collide. And The Clown King declares that The Jester Queen is now his property. Death awaits anyone who tries to interfere, even the Jester Queen herself.

"The King and Queen of Gotham were out for revenge and God help anyone who got in their way." This story takes off from the end of Suicide Squad and follows Joker, Harley and members of the 'Squad seeking revenge on Waller. Rated M for language/violence/sexual references & future chapters etc. **Warning: Spoilers**

Harley/Joker. When their daughter is kidnapped, Harley and her Puddin' fight over his perceived lack of love for their child. Joker's realization that he loves their daughter leads him down a dark path of self-destruction, and turns him into a ticking time bomb - after all, nothing is stronger than a parent's love. One-Shot.

A bunch of one-shots featuring the one, the only, Harley Quinn and the Joker. Please R&R. Prompts are welcomed.

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

The Joker wakes up and contemplates all what Harley Quinn does for him. Oneshot.

Fluffy one-shot: Joker has trouble sleeping and Harley tries to find a way to help him with that.

Joker x Harley EXPLICIT. Bondage, mind-break, sado-maso, Smut but also kind of cute. Sexy, inspired by Suicide Squad If you liked A Happy Ending, you'll love this.

Yuuki never became human and stayed as a pureblood. As she slowly enters the vampire's society, she's getting confused with her duties and relationships with other vampires—especially Kaname... Full summary inside. Pairing: Kaname x Yuuki

Pre-Sweeney Todd. Benjamin is stressed over the amount of customers in his shop. But there is somebody there who can help him relieve his tension. Benjamin X Lucy (Swucy) Smut. Oneshot

A collection of snapshots into the life and thoughts of Yuuki Cross as she navigates her feelings for Kaname Kuran and deals with the challenges that comes with Zero's arrival into her life.

Itachi never thought being a vampire was a big deal. He was born this way, so why worry over it? But being a big brother was something he took seriously. It's now his job to keep Sasuke taken care of and well loved... if not TOO well-loved. ItaSasu YAOI

(Comicverse.) When the Joker captures Batgirl, Harley can't help but feel a little jealous. When she goes to confront her Puddin' about it, he decides he'll just take it out on her, instead. And make the Bat Brat watch. The exhibition leads to weeks of manipulation, destroying what was once Gotham's defender and shaping her into something new. (DARK FIC.)

(Nolanverse.) This is a oneshot continuation in the universe of my other story Square One, told from the Joker's perspective. It's been only over a month since Harley has been living with the Joker. This oneshot is filled with the Joker internalizing about having Harley at home with him. (SMUT.) Reviews are great, flames are not.

(Nolan-verse! Isn't J the cutest?) Harley Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire, and isn't sure that she wants it anymore..

Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]

Arkham City story. The Joker is sick and Harley's only goal is to make him feel better, no matter what the way. (Graphic smut, not violent for once, but still for mature audiences.)

(Nolan-verse Joker and Harley.) The Joker has a very disturbing dream, which results in a lot of fluff that he'll probably regret later on...

This whole situation is a joke. Sakura dumps him? Sure, he can handle that. She finds a new guy in a day? Okay, whatever. But when Sasuke actually meets her new boyfriend, he isn't prepared to set himself up as the biggest punch line to his own heterosexual joke of a life. AU, ItaSasuIta

Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.

'She shook with fear, unable to stop the sobs from escaping her dry mouth. Strong arms wrapped their way around the sweaty girl, soothing her into quieting her sobs.' Yuuki wakes screaming after a nightmare. How will Kaname react? R&R!

AHS AU. In 1994, when Violet Harmon moves in next door to Tate Langdon, he knows she was meant to be his. Alive, Tate is an obsessed psychopath who hopes to taint Violet, make her like him, but as he watches her, gets to know her, he discovers that there is already a darkness in her. And it makes his want, his need for her, that much greater. Rated M. Violet/Tate

Some nice little drabbel's about Kaname and Yuuki, going from A-Z./ Across the ballroom Yuuki smiled at her elder brother, completely at ease chatting with some of the Aristocrats wives. Aidou shivered again, feeling completely terrified. Someday, someone was going to die because of that girl. Weather she knew it, or not. [Verying in length]

Kaname and Yuki's relationship begins to grow into something more mature as Kaname struggles to protect her from various threats while allowing her to develop into who she wants to be. *Rated M* (Author's note on profile)

A short story depicting the 'possible' chain of events which resulted in the Kuran lineage. Rated for adult content. Lemon. KanamexHoodedwoman & KanameYuki

After her revelation of Tate's involvement in the Westfield High Massacre and his death, Violet steps through a door to the past and slowly unveils what really happened in 1994. Could she prevent the horrors of the past that taint the future?

How would the night end if Kaname isn't there for Yuuki when Zero bites her for the first time? Just a little something I came up with. Kaname x Yuuki pairing, slight Zero bashing Really not much , Rated T to be safe. Reviews are highly appreciated. Chapter 2 is up and there will be no follow up, whatever may be said or happen!

"It's honesty not as bad as it looks!" "Why did you hide it from me?" "...I didn't want you to worry." "How can I not worry when someone precious to me is hurt?" Yuki is injured and doesn't want Kaname to know.

Matt, the bright, and happy newest member of Wammy's. Mello, the veteran, and rather bitter second place student. These two are forced to share a room, and slowly their shells must crack open for one another. MxM. Reviews appreciated.

This is a FOUND POEM from A Thousand Splendid Suns by Khaled Hosseini I wrote for English class. Enjoy!

A world in which Lucy never took the poison, Johanna is no one’s ward, and Sweeney Todd comes home to a normal family. Sweenett.

After seeing bruises on her youngest son's legs Mikoto assigns her eldest son to defend her baby from the bullies.- Sasuke gets a bully whistle from his mom. Whenever he blows into it Itachi hurries to him and beats the crap out of the bullies. Drabble.

When the house moves Travis to set his sights on cozying up with Violet, Tate doesn't take too kindly to it and has to rescue her from his overzealous advances.

Tate saved Violet in the episode Piggy Piggy...right? An emotional one shot look at the scene from Tates perspectove. Warning: suicide mention

Hanna's father leaves the cabin in the woods and his eight-year-old daughter behind... and the woods are a dangerous place.

Matt has been playing games non-stop for almost 3 days, and now Mello finally had enough. MattxMello, two-shot.

Yuuki mysteriously goes missing and Kaname loses his grip!

Yuki begins to ask questions as finding a book belonging to Juri on the floor of her room without windows, being the curious little Pureblood that she is she begins asking questions about particular words that she finds. Haruka x Juri and Kaname x Yuki!

He is too young to have bones that ache. MxM vignettes, set after the explosion. Mello POV. T for vague references to violence and sexual content

Three times Matt called Mello an idiot. Mello/Matt.

The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]

Mello has been acting stranger than usual, so Matt tries to confront him about it - what will happen? Rated for light yaoi and Mello's bad mouth.

1944 - The Southern Vampire Wars are still raging. The Volturi dispatches their trained operative, Alice, to infiltrate Maria's coven. There, she is accepted and put to use, by Maria for her talents, and by Jasper for comfort in his growing loneliness.

Little Yuuki needs to feed... Kaname deals with his thirst in a different way. Written for the prompt: THIRST

Brotherly Itachi-Sasuke. Itachi's planning on moving out, Sasuke's having a bad week. When Sasuke gets caught up in a dangerous game, how does Itachi protect his beloved brother? Rated T just in case. NO ROMANCE OR GAY PAIRINGS! Chapters are on the way!

Children of the night make such music, don't they? AU, Itachi/Sasuke, Uchihacest, lemons, limes and disturbing content.

It turns out that Sasuke is most promiscuous when he is asleep. ItaSasu, Uchihacest, lemon, oneshot

Hatake Sasuke could remember nothing before that night ten years ago. Abandoned in a snowstorm, he was attacked by an E-level vampire. That was when, he came...his rescuer - the pureblood vampire - Uchiha Itachi.

A tale of Kaname . . . and his obsession with Yuuki's hair. Young Kaname & Yuuki

Barker his name was. Benjamin Barker. Now it's Todd...Sweeney Todd...and he will have his revenge. But how will he react when Nellie Lovett starts to threaten Lucy's place in his affections? M for Sex Scenes.

Thunderstorms never failed to bring Sasuke to Itachi's room. Itachi never failed to invite Sasuke to bed with him during those times. The brothers share a bonding moment that others try to tear apart. ItaSasu. Fluffy and cute, like a white bunnie!

In a desperate struggle to keep his brother alive and safe while a war rages around them, Itachi brings Sasuke along with him in a daring escape. Under a hail of gunfire, Itachi decides Sasuke's life is worth more than his own. -AU-

A series of one-shots, mainly KxY based. Only canon pairings will appear. Some Zero fluff. Rated T. SPOILER WARNING.

Pre-massacre. After leaving their parents arguing with each other, the Uchiha brothers have a peaceful afternoon together. Even if Itachi is distracted by some unwanted thoughts... ItaSasu. Dedicated to SkywardShadow. Will become AU later on.

Nolanverse Joker/Harley. They need a room, and they need it now.

Gotham City's worst criminal and the Demon Barber of Fleet Street face off...who will win? Response to a request by polskipiwo on the LJ Batman Kink Meme.

AU. Haruka and Juuri hold a party in honor of Kaname and Yuuki's engagement, but things don't go perfectly as animosity and jealousy spread across the ballroom. Kaname and Yuuki try to stay together as purebloods and hunters try to pull them apart.

AU. Juuri never got the chance to turn Yuuki into a human, so she was revealed to the vampire society. Yuuki learns about the secrets of the Kurans and her strength as a pureblood. She tries to befriend a hunter and sort out her feelings for her fiance.

Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.

Matt and Mello have somewhat of a cat fight over a long established pet peeve of Mello's. Matt centric, and my first Death Note story! Mello/Matt or Matt/Mello slash or pre-slash if you stand on your head and squint. R&R!

He wanted so badly to cover her body with his, to take her so badly that she forgot anything but him. Kaname/Yuuki.

Kaname and Yuuki discover the fun of issuing out Pureblood commands. KanaYuki. Oneshot.

It was his darkest desire to have her. Kaname x Yuuki.

Kaname x Yuuki. It was but a convenience that Kaname was the one asked to tutor Yuuki. one-shot.

Kaname x Yuuki A visit from a young Kaname to a troubled Yuuki.

A trilogy of Jalice scenarios in New Moon. Read! It's worth it!

An Arkham security guard gets the opportunity of his life when he captures two infamous inmates on video and takes it to the internet. Only problem: the participants never signed a release form. OOPS. Crackfic!

Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.

When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.

Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley

Please don't ever forgive me Sasuke...Itachi only wants what is best for his little brother. Oneshot-ness.

Nellie Lovett was not a whore. Sweeney Todd/Mrs. Lovett unrequited.

After Lucy poisoned herself, Nellie Lovett cared for her and Johanna. When Benjamin Barker, now Sweeney Todd, returns, he finds that nothing is the same.

Sweeney Todd with his cold, beautiful mistress.

Her mind was struggling to cope, to understand, to process all of this--this was what she wanted, had been imagining, yes--just not so much in a barber's chair.

Yuki's sleepwalking lands her in a spot of trouble. When Aido rescues her it lands him in even more trouble, especially with Kaname. One Shot.

Young Itachi takes three year old Sasuke on an innocent trip to the park, one that turns out to be much more dangerous than he first thought. But it's just another day in the life of an older brother. Slight ItaSasu