General information:

While writing used to come easily to me, I kinda lost my touch for it during college, and in the meantime I feel like everything has passed me by. I'm usually late to any new fandoms I enter (and with my luck, the "old" ones might just be dead), and I believe that my high tolerance of AU and OOC-ness (which can also show in my stories) will get me into trouble with canon-obsessed people (or perhaps I've just read too many sporkings, I dunno). As of now, I simply don't have the energy to deal with any trolls or flames, so yeah... I'm not sure if I'll make a comeback someday. Maybe... or maybe not, it depends on my muse. But no matter what happens, I'll always be grateful for all the lovely people who gave me feedback, and also for the great friends I have found on this site :)

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A few facts about me...

Name: just call me Ally :)

Age: 27 (but mentally, I can already be quite a grumpy old woman at times, lol)

Location: Switzerland

Occupation: librarian

Relationship status: In a relationship

Zodiac sign: cancer (ascendant: ram)

Chinese zodiac sign: (earth) dragon

Lucky number: 7

Nationality: Swiss/American (I was born in America, but I've lived in Switzerland for most of my life - that explains my (sometimes) strange English!)

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I like:

• cats (especially our pets: Clio and Raffi, and of course all our other beloved cats who have passed away)

• coffee

• Finland (incl. language! Suomi, yeah!)

• figure-skating... preferably men by themselves (and that's because of Stéphane Lambiel and Evgeni Plushenko)

• winter

• Christmas!! XD Seriously; that's the best holiday of the year! Heck, I even sing Christmas songs in July, for Pete's sake...! ;-)

• thunderstorms

• dictations & writing essays

• crossword puzzles, logic puzzles, Sudoku & Kakuro

• Stephen King books (e.g. "Under the Dome", "Cell", "Everything's Eventual", "Christine", "The Eyes of the Dragon")

• vacation

• socks (Seriously, I'd be a goner if it weren't for socks! :D)

• smileys (my emails etc. are practically littered with them)

• to sneeze without trying to hold it back (it's weird, I know, but I really do!)

• Nintendo 64 (I never was interested in "moving on" from this one...)

• going for rides with my dad on his Harley Davidson

• rollercoasters! :D (particularly the Silver Star and the Bluefire Megacoaster, both in Europapark Rust, Germany)

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I don't like:

• walking along the streets (too much noise from traffic and too many people coming your way... yes, you've guessed correctly: I prefer being inside, at home, more than anywhere else)

• people who think it's okay to be flow as f--king molasses during rush hour, clogging everything up, people who walk by right in front of my nose, strollers in buses/trains/shops

• BUGS! (I'm afraid of anything - especially dragonflies! - except butterflies and maybe ladybugs...)

• spiders

• summer

• heat

• swimming (doesn't matter if it's in the pool or the ocean... I really hate it)

• wearing glasses (I wear contact lenses whenever I can, by golly!)

• math/physics ( = poison for my mind)

• vampires (admittedly: I really never have liked them, unlike most other people I know. I just don't like vampires. What's so great about them?)

• babies... & little kids (they run away from me anyway, so why bother? And believe it or not, but I actually once had a nightmare about a train compartment full of babies. Just... normal babies. They all started screaming at the same time, and I was effing terrified!)

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Hobbies:

• listening to music (24/7, practically - I need it almost as much as I need air!)

• writing

• singing

• reading

• watching TV

• dreaming

• hunting for fan art on the Internet :3

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Music styles:

• (Hard/Classic/Southern) Rock

• Soundtracks

• Pop

• New Age

• (Heavy) Metal

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Favorite Movies (selection):

• The Blues Brothers

• Der Untergang ("Downfall")

• Religulous

• Mars Attacks! (I've watched it about a dozen times already, haha!)

• The Nightmare Before Christmas

• Mary Poppins

• Muppet Treasure Island

• Finding Nemo

• Titanic

• classic Disney movies (e.g. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Beauty & the Beast, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, The Hunchback of Notre Dame etc.)

• The Last Unicorn

• Lord of the Rings

• Jaws

(etc.)

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Favorite Anime/Manga:

• Naruto

• Kuroshitsuji

• Kingdom Hearts

• Loveless

• Dragonball Z

• Yu-Gi-Oh!

• Dragonball Z

• Dragonball Z Abridged

• Yu-Gi-Oh!

• Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series

• Hetalia

• Detective Conan

• Tales of Symphonia OVA

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Favorite Cartoons:

• Spongebob Squarepants

• South Park

• The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

• Dexter's Laboratory

• Courage the Cowardly Dog

• Xiaolin Showdown

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"Real" TV shows (non-cartoon):

• movies based on the books of Donna Leon

• Wer Wird Millionär?

• Friends

• Mr. Bean

• Home Improvement

• Scrubs

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Favorite characters from main fandoms:

Hetalia - Axis Powers:

• Russia / Ivan Braginski

• America / Alfred F. Jones

• Switzerland / Vash Zwingli

• England / Arthur Kirkland

• Lithuania / Toris Lorinaitis

• Austria / Roderich Edelstein

• Finland / Tino Väinämöinen

• Germany / Ludwig

• Prussia / Gilbert Beilschmidt

• Japan / Honda Kiku

• (North) Italy / Feliciano "Veneziano" Vargas

(well, technically, I like everyone in this series...)

Naruto:

• Itachi Uchiha

• Sasuke Uchiha

• Gaara no Sabaku

• Kakashi Hatake

• Hidan

• Deidara

• Sasori

• Rock Lee

• Maito Gai

Kuroshitsuji:

• Sebastian Michaelis

• Ciel Phantomhive

• Undertaker

• Ronald Knox

• William T. Spears

• Grell Sutcliffe

Kingdom Hearts:

• Saïx

• Axel

• Demyx

• Riku

• Zexion

• Xigbar

Detective Conan:

• Gin

• Akai Shuichi / Subaru Okiya

• Conan Edogawa / Shinichi Kudo

• Ran Mouri

Dragonball Z:

• Vegeta

• Raditz

Yu-Gi-Oh!:

• the Kaiba bros. (aka Seto, Mokuba & Noah)

• Joey Wheeler / Katsuya Jounouchi

• Ryou Bakura

• Yami Bakura

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Pairings I like/read/write (main fandoms):

Hetalia - Axis Powers:

• RussiaxAmerica (OTP)

• PrussiaxGermany / GermanyxPrussia

• AmericaxEngland / EnglandxAmerica

• AustriaxSwitzerland / SwitzerlandxAustria

• Germanyx(North) Italy

• BelarusxLithuania

• CanadaxUkraine

• PrussiaxCanada

• PrussiaxAustria

• SwedenxFinland

• FrancexEngland

Naruto:

• ItaSasu (OTP; yes, I admit that!)

• SasuNaru / NaruSasu

• ItachixShisui / ShisuixItachi

• PeinxKonan

• SasoDei

• KakuHida

• ItaKisa / KisaIta

• ItaNaru

• KakaIru

• LeeGaa / GaaLee

Kingdom Hearts:

• AxelxSaïx (OTP)

• AxelxDemyx

• Demyx & Saïx-puppy :)

• RikuxSora

• XemnasxSaïx

• ZexionxDemyx

Kuroshitsuji:

• SebastianxCiel

Yu-Gi-Oh!:

• Antagoshipping

• Ardentshipping

• Bronzeshipping

• Castleshipping

• Chaseshipping

• Corruptshipping

• Danceshipping

• Euroshipping

• Lotusshipping

• Mirrorshipping

• Puppyshipping (OTP - first OTP ever, in fact, so this is one is super-special to me! :3)

• Puzzleshipping

• Revertshipping

• Stepshipping

• Stoicshipping

• Tabloidshipping

• Tendershipping

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Akatsuki reaches for the skies.
Akatsuki is your demise.
Though you run in fear,
Hidan will come and cut you in the ear.

(saw this as someone's signature in a forum somewhere - whoever came up with this is a genius!)

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I wholeheartedly support OOC-ness. Hey, people, it's called fan fiction for a reason. Don't get into an argument with me about that, because I have nothing more to say on that topic.

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Favorite quotes:

"Imagination sets us free to be just what we want to be."

"Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer."

"Love is hard to find, easy to lose and difficult to forget."

"I'm a fangirl who loves to fangirl over stuff I fangirl about."

"Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?"

"Life is sh-t without music." (all of the above: unknown)

"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public." (Mark Twain)

Q: "What's your name?"

A: "It's a mobile phone!" (My bro and a friend during English class)

"What is here? Isn't here just there without a t?" (Frank Caliendo, impersonating Bill Clinton)

"Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do." (Oscar Wilde)

F.E.A.R.: F--k Everything And Run. (Stephen King (I think))

"She's all his. The bi-ch is the ace of spades... and she's all his." (Roland D. LeBay, a Stephen King character)

"Do what you can with what you have where you are." (Theodore Roosevelt)

"Opinions are like a--holes: everyone has one."

"Different strokes for different folks." (I know those two from my Dad, but where he got them from, I don't know.)

SNAFU. (Situation Normal All F--ked Up)

FUBAR. (F--ked Up Beyond All Repair) (my Dad, who learned them in the Navy)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

"Keep good relations with the Grecians." (George W. Bush)

"Okay, here's a question for you, Casper: how come half the ghosts in this movie have clothes and hair and the others don't? You don't even have any nostrils, how the hell can you smell anything?" "You know what I smell? A great big pile of shut the hell UP!!" (Nostalgia Critic and Casper during the "Casper" review)

"Quit your eternal bitching, Fancy Pants." (Yami Yugi (to Seto Kaiba) in episode 34 of the Abridged Series)

"We want to be warned, told about the dangers, then left the hell alone to make our own decisions." (Grumpy Old Men (Episode: The Nanny State))

"They have discovered they could spend two million an hour producing a great Elizabethan drama and get slightly less audience than they would if they did Big Brother, which involves pointing a load of cameras at people farting, sleeping and doing something really dramatic... (pauses and leans forward) eating a bowl of cornflakes!" (Kelvin MacKenzie (Grumpy Old Men, Episode: The Meedja))

"If I had my own children, I'm sure I would be very happy to be around them and possibly wouldn't be annoyed by the children of others; but as I don't have any children, I have little interest, patience and time for any children." (Rhona Cameron (Grumpy Old Holidays))

"I do not wish to evade the world, yet I will forever build my own." (Nightwish, "My Walden")

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here. We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?" (Richard Dawkins, heard in the Nightwish song "The Greatest Show on Earth")

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ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

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Funny Quotes:

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there.

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

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Life's funniest Questions - Some things just don't make sense:

1. When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?

2. If stealing from one book is plagiarism, why is stealing from many research?

3. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

4. Why is the alphabet in that order?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest of them have to drown too?

6. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

7. If everything 'tastes like chicken', what does chicken taste like?

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Ponderisms:

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

If con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

I didn't hit you. I high-fived your face.

If the world didn't suck we would all fall off.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

In the year 3000, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge, creating an epic waste of time called "You Twit Face".

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

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(copied from yaoihentaiqueen's profile - I hope you don't mind...)

Nine Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "Did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "Life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Last Words

"It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...".

"Don't touch the red button!"

"It's fireproof."

"So, you're a cannibal."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Noo, these windows are ok to lean on."

"Don’t worry, it has airbags."

"Don’t worry, it's not that deep."

"No, he doesn’t bite."

"Hey look, a light at the end of the tunnel."

"I can pass this guy."

"My brakes are fine."

"I think it's trying to communicate..."

"Homicidal Tendencies"?

"Nah, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

"No, no, it's only slightly dangerous."

"I'd bet my life on it!"

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A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

(taken from darkalbino's profile - contact me if this bothers you)

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What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine... bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

(from darkalbino's profile - sooooo cute!!)

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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

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(and now a bunch of those copy-and-paste-into-your-profile things... I just love 'em!)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, BloodyOracle, Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, Nakashima Aki, Maidenstear, Celestial Coffee-Can, devotedtodreams

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Caribbean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, devotedtodreams

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, Mitsukai Tsubasa, Gforcemember45, Zillah 91, Onix Attack, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx, Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, devotedtodreams

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

"Tell me. What is it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, copy/paste onto profile.

The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I have started laughing for no reason.

I have tried to explain why I was laughing, but was laughing too hard.

I have tried to stop laughing uncontrollably, and ended up laughing harder.

'If animated men/women were real, I would so marry one!’ If this statement describes your way of thinking, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.), then copy this into your profile!

If you approve of gay-marriages, put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, CosenAngel, ArtemisBlack555, Aeris Leonheart, MegaKiraraLover(MKL), devotedtodreams

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are vehemently opposed to reading PWP (Porn Without Plot), lemons (aka the Lemon Virus), or anything of the like, please copy and paste and add your name to the list! SkywardShadow, devotedtodreams

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have a phobia of all bugs, paste this in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (anime character(s)! XD)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been flamed, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. (option C for multiple songs)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, place this on your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile. (Blues Brothers, in my case)

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile :D

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces, put this on your profile.

If you suffer from low self-esteem, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile.

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you weren't living in this era, put this in your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?”, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

YAOI ROCKS!! Repost this if you agree.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc, sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI :)

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:) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world.

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