Hello fellow Fanficters! This account is owned by two cracktastic girls (the lovely Miss Asia and the Hero, Miss Kalee). We will be sharing this account and that might make it hard to figure out whose fics are whose. (To help the confused readers out here, Kalee's are a lot longer than Asia's and usually have a weird sense of humor. Hence the nickname The Comedy God.) So far, all the fanfics have been Hetalia related because, coughcough, it's the best damn show in the world! But something else is bound to crawl into or heads and take over.

So don't forget to fav and leave a review! (Hopefully only nice ones! :D) We love it when we get feedback so we know what we are doing wrong or right! (Also as a warning, I (Kalee) tend to write stories that have cussing in them. If that bothers you, please don't spam us telling us so. You have the choice not to read it if it makes you uncomfortable, and I have the freedom to write whatever I want. We will try hard to label the stories as best as we can. But if it's helpful stuff about cursing or stuff of that nature to keep us out of trouble, then tell us! But do so nicely.)

Hopefully, I haven't bored you to death with my giant text block about nothing good! This has been Kalee! Hope you enjoy our work! :D

Yo! Asia's taken over the controls now! For your convenience, here's a list of who wrote what:

Kalee:

In Soviet Russia, Seekers Hide From You!
I F-cking Love Hockey!
Western Skies
Hungary's Lullaby
My Heart is Yours
What Uncles Do Best

Asia:

USUK? Oh, Nay Nay
Stay By Me
They're Not Tears
Crack Files
Hetalia Shuffle

There's bound to be more! We've written a lot, it's small matter of getting up off our lazy butts and publishing them.

Asia again. Due to me being a bit of an asswipe, we've had a falling out between us, so this account is less likely to be used. Kalee has some old stuff lying around Google Documents that I might post (without permission 3), but other than that...