OH MY GOD I AM SO BORED. xDx

So yeah, my excuse for this? I just got into Hetalia. Good stuff, let me tell you. But now I can't function in daily life without thinking about RoChu all the time (COMMUNISM NEVER HAD SO MANY FANGIRLS ARUKOL). Naturally I had to download every version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu there is, plus all the character CDs, and listen to them non-stop (I swear I cried when I heard Aiyaa Four Thousand Years. I'm a giant China fangirl). Then I made a crack fic plot where Japan asks Ruko to troll the World Summit pretending to be a country... and then this happened. I wrote it in all of fifteen minutes so it's probably not that good, but I think it turned out okay.

I'm sure I'm not the first person to do this, but I am dead tired right now, and this made me smile. If there are any fan dubbers out there that want to take a go at singing this, please be my guest (I'd do it myself, but hell if I know where to begin xD). Just give me credit and if you upload it to YouTube, send me the video as a response. My YT name is Zaregato.

I may do more versions for other Vocaloids and UTAUs if people like this enough... or to make me laugh more. xD -orz so tired-

Oh, before I forget, aojiru is a Japanese vegetable drink (alternatively called "green drink") and yakitori is grilled chicken with leek.

Maru Kaite Chikyuu (c) Hetalia (c) Hidekaz Himaruya
Miku (c) Crypton

Hey hey Kaito, give me aojiru!
Hey hey Meiko, hey hey Meiko!
I just can't forget the taste,
Of the yakitori that I ate before!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hatsune Miku!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Looking closely, there's Earth!
Or maybe it's Earth?
I'm Hatsune Miku!

Ah, with spin of a leek,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our vegetable juice
To Vocaloid!

("I'm not the first Vocaloid, you know. And we aren't an anime either…")

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hatsune Miku!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Suddenly, there's Earth!
Lie on your back, there's Earth!
I'm Hatsune Miku!

Ah, with just some gentle words,
A melody that will make you sing with joy
("For you, I'll never disappear!")
My voice's range reaches from shore to shore!
I'm Vocaloid!

Hey, hey, Len-kun, give me some leeks!
While you're at it, Rin-chan, please cut 'em up!
Oi, Oi, Luka, singing is great
Yes, Haku, Neru (you're official too!)
Hey, hey, Kaito, give me aojiru
Hey, hey, Meiko, hey, hey, Meiko!
I just can't forget the taste,
Of the yakitori that I ate before!

Singing
Dancing
I'm the first sound of the future!

Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
Draw a circle, there's Earth!
I'm Hatsune Miku!

Ah, with the spin of a leek,
A wonderful world can be seen
Let's have a toast with our vegetable juice
To Vocaloid!

Ah, throughout the world,
Sleeps the song of happiness
Our voices sing out in harmony!
We're Vocaloid!