Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Name: Shashti, Jessie D.O.B.: June 4, June 4 Age: 21, 13 Gender: Girl, girl Hair: long wavy hair. short brown curley location: japan, new york Eyes: Darkish Brown/red (i know freaky), same fave colors: Black, Aqua,White, lavender, navy blue,scarlet. Zodiac Sign: gemini Likes: Reading and writing Naruto fanfiction, drawing, singing, Naruto, watchin' AMV's, more MANGA Dislikes: boys who think they're better than girls, too much make-up, and people who think I'm a weakling. Hobbies: Singing, Drawing, Listening to music, teaching, yelling at everyone, be hyper, Swimming, and Hanging out with my friends. About my life: my parents were murdered when i was 8 i have 2 bros. i am filthy rich but I wanna work. (I have about 2.9 million dollars us currency), i am 13 i have many tests to take, 2 bros. supports cuz fave. anime: Ouran High School Host Club Prince of tennis Trinity Blood Blood BLEACH Pokemon Tokyo Mew Mew Inuyasha Fruits Basket Rurouni Kenshin THE MELONCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA OVER DRIVE AZUMANGA DAIOH FMP! FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST fave. Sayings: DO YOUR WORK QUIETLY YADA SQUISHY EVIL CHALK (long story) THE COACH IS MY BEST FRIEND NOT BOY FREIND (the teens i teach say that) NOT MY FAULT SON OF A B-- YOU WILL PAY I AM A CIVILIZED TEACHER I DO MY BEST FOR THE KIDS SO WHAT IF I AM 21 I STILL TEACH HIGH SCHOOL I NEED A DRINK I AM CUTE BUT PSYCHO THINGS EVEN OUT... I THINK YOU SUCK COACH I WANT MY CANDY (he says i can't have any til schools over) IT'S OK TO LOOK, IT'S OK TO TRY, BUT IT'S NOT OK TO GIVE UP TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT MY FRIEND IS THE QUESTION ALL QUESTIONS ARE STILL NOT ANSWERED LOVE IS... YOUNG LOVE YOSH SO WHAT IF I AM CRAZY AT LEAST I AM NOT UGLY LIKE YOU F-- YOU TO B--(i only curse when i am extremely pissed) THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD ( I am getting sad T-T) COACH HAS BEEN THERE SINCE WE WERE KIDS (we both were extremely smart so we skipped 5-8 grade... we studied after our parents died.) THE ONLY REASON I HAVE THIS SCREEN NAME IS BECAUSE COACH MADE ME. (LOOONG STORY) EVIL PERVERTED COACH WALKING IN ON ME IN THE SHOWER (LOONG STORY) WORLD DOMINATION WITH THE BUNNIES (IF ANY OF YOU WANT TO HEAR THESE LOONG STORIES E-MAIL ME) fave. Naruto characters: Haruno Sakura Hyuuga Hinata Tenten Hyuuga Neji Uzumaki Naruto Nara Shikamaru Uchiha Sasuke UCHIHA ITACHI Deidara Tobi fave. Naruto pairs: SasuSaku NejiSaku KibaSaku NaruHina DiedaraIno TenNeji InoShika ShikaTema Least fave. Naruto pairs: SasuHina NejiHina SakuNaru Yaoi pairings (No offence to Gay ppl!) Yuri pairings (No offence to Lesbo ppl!) Incest (Okay, no offence to anyone!) (()()) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. HELP THE BUNNY DOMINATE FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3,itachi-is-mine, 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. This is Mr. Bunny. Copy and paste Mr. Bunny into your profile so he can achieve world domination! MOTTO WE ARE TWO COUSINS BORNE ON THE SAME DAY, YET WE ARE DIFFFERET IN EVERY WAY. SHE IS DARK AND I AM LIGHT, SO WE WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE IT BRIGHT. FOR THE FUTURE AND WHAT IT HOLDS, FOR US TO SEE WHAT IT MOLDS. TO BE TWO, IN ONE OF FEW. OK I RAN OUT OF RHYMES SO GOODBYE. BY: JESSIE (13) 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1fBdKePEY a song that represents my nationalities, well two |