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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, X-Men: The Movie, and X-Men: Evolution.

Fan Fiction Pen Name: Geek Squared 1307


About Me

Welcome to my little corner of the infinite Multiverse. My love of writing and conquest have lead me to obtaining a place where I can be creative and share my ideas with others who have similar interests. Before I write more about myself, I would like to thank a good friend who also writes on this site under the pen name Sins of Angels. She is awesome and encouraged me to post my writing on this site.

I am a self-proclaimed geek who loves books, especially those of the fantasy and/or science fiction genres. I love Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, Star Wars, and X-Men, just to name a few. Writing is my favorite hobby. I think that writing is a great way to not only tell great stories but also to express my opinions. Through my writing, I can be creative and make myself heard.

There are a great many topic that I like to write about; when writing, I like to have fun and also discuss important issues. I believe that stories can help us think.

Although not all my fan fiction is of the romance genre, romance-genre stories that I write are usually slash. For those who do not know, slash means same-sex pairings. In Harry Potter, X-Men, and Star Trek there is a clear message of accepting people who are different. Harry and his friends face the prejudiced ideas of those who think that Muggle-borns like Hermione Granger, "half-breeds" like Rubeus Hagrid, werewolves like Remus Lupin, are inferior to pure-bloods like the Malfoys. The X-Men are trying to make the world realize that mutants should not be feared for being different. Just having powers doesn't make them good or bad; what they do with their powers determines if they are good or bad. Star Fleet officers represent the Federation, which contains over one hundred and fifty planets and colonies. One of the goals of the Federation is peaceful cooperation between different species, so that they can all learn from one another. The characters work together and respect each other's differences. My intent in writing slash romance stories is to express my opinion that the love between two people of the same gender can be just as real and wonderful as the love between a guy and a girl, a message which I think fits in very well with this idea.

Also, since I am writing about characters from fantasy, science fiction, and superhero stories, some fan fiction will contain violence. I am one of those people who loves the fight scenes in books and movies.

Please feel assured that I will rate all fan fiction to the best of my ability and provide appropriate warnings when I feel they are necessary. My intentions are to be creative and share ideas. Now, on to less serious topics ... after all, who can be serious in a Universe that thrives on chaos?


Some of my thoughts on writing

Everyone has their own reasons for reading and writing and their own opinions about what makes a good book. The way I know I've found a good book is when I can make myself at home in it, when the characters seem as real as the people I see every day, and I can feel what they feel. To me, the idea behind reading is not only to be distracted from the real world for a little while -- although that is no doubt a benefit at certain times -- but to discover a whole other Universe that seems as real as ours. When I can suspend my disbelief -- when I can relate to the characters, when the story has a significant meaning, and when the writing stimulates my mind to such a degree that I can almost believe that it's all real -- I know that I have found a book (nay, a world) that I will be able to visit again and again.

If I write fan fiction based upon a book, movie, or tv show, it means that it is one of the Universes I have stumbled across and fallen in love with. Writing fan fiction is my way to explore these Universes that I love and keep a part of them safe in my heart.

When I write my own original stories, it is my attempt to create Universes of my own -- to add the ideas of my own mind to the mass chaos that is in existence.


Here is a list of my stories (arranged by category, and by date within each category)

*My Harry Potter fan fiction stories*

1. "Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend": The entire title of this story is "Harry Potter's Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend," but the title box would not let me type the entire title. The story takes place post-Book Seven. Basically, after Harry defeats Lord Voldemort, lots of people want to go out with him. Members of the We Love Harry Potter Fan Club even try to break down the door of the Hospital Wing to get to him. The truth is that Harry is already in a relationship. When Professor McGonagall announces that there will be a Grand Ball in Harry's honor on his birthday, Harry gets an idea. He writes an article called Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend, which Luna's father publishes in the Quibbler, and in which says that he's already in a relationship, hoping that the crazy fans will leave him alone. He writes that the person he's going out with will be his date to the ball. Who does Harry love? Read to find out. Note: I posted this story before, but was later informed of and noticed some errors and contradictions within it. Because of my eagerness to post my first fan fiction, I hadn't edited properly. Therefore, I deleted it, edited it, and posted it again.

2. The Werewolf's Human Heart: During their fifth year, the Marauders are staying at Hogwarts over the Christmas holidays. Remus is upset about some bad news and his friends cheer him up. A gift leaves a lasting effect on Remus' life.

3. "Remus, We Know": The Marauders are in their second year at Hogwarts. Remus has not told his friends that he's a werewolf and is worried that they might find out. In reality, his friends already know and decide to tell him.

*My X-Men fan fiction stories*

1. Mythical Beings, Real Love: [X-Men: The Movie] This is a one-shot love story between Scott and Angel. They come back to the Institute after a date and have a late-night, heart-felt conversation. It's sweet and funny, and just might make you laugh, cry, and go "Aww," all at the same time. Note: I posted this story before under the title "Mythological Beings, Real Love," but later noticed some errors due to a lack of editing. Therefore, I deleted the story, did some editing, and posted it again.

2. Of Fire and Ice: [X-Men: The Movie] This is a story of the romance between Bobby and John, in which their powers present an obstacle in their relationship. There is also a pairing of Scott and Logan, who become friends with Bobby and John. While all of these relationship issues are going on, the cure is gaining support, and mutants must fight for their rights. This is my first fan fiction with multiple chapters. Note: This story is a work in progress. Though I have not updated it in many years, I am still working on it and planning to complete it at some point. (The chapters have been updated various times for grammar, but the contents of the chapters have stayed the same.)

3. Certified Do-Gooder: [X-Men: Evolution] Logan stops a bank robbery. Scott remembers a conversation he had with Logan years ago, soon after joining the X-Men.

4. The First Step: [X-Men: Evolution] The X-Men students return to Bayville High School after the School Board's decision to allow mutants to attend public schools. They are nervous because of the anti-mutant discrimination and bullying that they know they'll face. This story was inspired by X-Men: Evolution Season 3, Episode 3 "Mainstream" and takes place right after it.


Here are some quotes I find inspiring, funny, or otherwise interesting. Thanks again to Sins of Angels for the idea.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." (Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Ch 1)

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." [Harry Potter] (J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Ch 5)

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;

The valiant never taste of death but once.

Of all the wonder that I yet have heard,

It seems to me most strange that men should fear;

Seeing that death, a necessary end,

Will come when it will come." (Caesar, Julius Caesar, II.ii.32-7)

"If my doctor told me I had six months to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type faster." (Isaac Asimov)

"There are depths in mankind that go down to the lowest hell, and reach the highest heaven, for are not both heaven and hell made out of him, everlasting miracle and mystery that he is?" (Thomas Carlyle)

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost..." (J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings)

"If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours." (Henry David Thoreau)

"Find a subject you care about and which in your heart you feel others should care about. It is the genuine caring, and not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style." (Kurt Vonnegut)

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library." (Jorge Luis Borges)

Although humans do not live forever, we members of mankind can achieve a more meaningful type of immortality by doing things worth remembering and writing thing worth reading. Happy reading and writing.

May the Force be with you.

Mischief Managed.

From my own little corner of the Multiverse,

-- Geek Squared 1307 --

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Summer of My German Warlock by Dusk Dreaming reviews
The year was 1899, and Albus Dumbledore was looking for love in all the wrong places... Some AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,670 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Sun Kissed by Vee017 reviews
Being on a world that supports slavery is one thing. Buying a slave and bringing him into Republic space is entirely another. AnakinObiWan Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,587 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Deviated World by Perplexity reviews
Remus Lupin looked around. If this was death, he expected more than what looked like an abandoned classroom at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,729 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks
It Will Get Better by Ink Mage reviews
Professor Xavier comforts Scott after Jean's death.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Cyclops, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Bedtime Story by Muttzrock reviews
Harry and Draco live a happily married life with their two sons. They tell them the story of how they got together. Chapters 41-55 are best viewed on my website. Chapter 56 and onwards are only posted here
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 119,410 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Wilderness Experience by ridesandruns reviews
Scott's enthusiastic about camping. No one else is.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Cyclops, Angel - Complete
The More I Love You by StrawberiPai reviews
Kurt and Scott have been together for nearly six months, but once the physical part of their relationship begins to bloom, Kurt is too afraid and tries to change himself. “It’s bad enough I’m blue and fuzzy… I can’t do anything about that!” Slash, Anoreci
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,981 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Cyclops/Scott S.
In Dreams by Bookkbaby reviews
EragonMurtagh SLASH INCEST. Eragon must come to terms with his homosexuality in a homophobic world, while Murtagh must try to convince Eragon that some things are worth reaching for.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 204,637 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
My Undying Hatred by Sweet Ginger Snap reviews
Snape's regard of James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
The Journal of A Werewolf by PaddyWaddy reviews
Sequel to The Night of the Werewolf.will get slash.RL SB Remus is now ignored by his father, raised alone by his loving mother, and has to bear James Potter and, in a different way Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,760 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Dead by PaddyWaddy reviews
How Harry died in the Final battle. Contains blood and torture. DMHP RLSBif you read carefully
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Contrary To Popular Belief by Red Fiona reviews
An AU that splits from the series at the end of OOTP. Set ten years after the final battle. The Daily Prophet decides to run a series of articles to mark the anniversary. The main characters are Lupin, Snape and Hermionie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Ulysses by Admiral Byzantium reviews
An alternative to Endgame: "I promised myself I'd never let myself get caught up in one of these Godforsaken paradoxes. The future is the past, the past is the future... It all gives me a headache." **Updated with new short story.**
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,779 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
PERSONA NON GRATA by Heartwings reviews
Set post Endgame, Kathryn and Chakotay have a homecoming that was not what they had hoped for.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2008 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Game Over by Aislinn Carter reviews
Endgame raised a lot of unanswered questions. I'm attempting to get it right in a much more traumatic and interesting way than we were showed, and with a much more satisfying ending. Basic concept of Endgame, with my own little twists and turns.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Left Behind by Aislinn Carter reviews
New chapter! Chp. 27 is up! Voyager wasn't able to come back for Kathryn and Chakotay on New Earth...at least not until seven years later. They are surprised and saddened by what they find. Definitely JC, AU after Resolutions.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,594 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Chakotay, K. Janeway
To Save Ron by hiddensoullover reviews
FEMSLASH! Formerly Wooing Hermione To save Ron from being killed by his mum when he came out, Ginny and Hermione pretend to be a couple to try and intimidate Mrs. Weasely into accepting it. They just never thought pretending could suddenly become so real
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
You Heard it Here First by ridesandruns reviews
Jubilee fills Logan in on recent events.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
FUTURE INTERRUPTED by Heartwings reviews
An insert to the Future's End episode, several of our heroes spend a little more time on 20th century Earth than they did on TV. This is a JC story with other Voyager characters as well.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - K. Janeway, Chakotay - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
Hope Springs Eternal by Glastea reviews
[PostX3] As everyone attempts to recover from 'The Phoenix Fiasco', the discovery of Scott at Alkali Lake brings everyone back with a bump and what's going on in Egypt?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Cyclops, Iceman
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Black and Lupin by LadyAnalyn reviews
SiriusRemus Slash You Have Been Warned. Mr. Lupin and Mr. Black seem to hate each other but Remus finds a note that suggests that wasn't always so and then the boys find a journal. What will they do? They also have to face their own problems of course
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,447 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nightmares by a proud geekfreak reviews
Dreams can come true, but the XMen are about to find out nightmares come true as well. And for Scott, this could lead to his destruction. Set a week before X3, no spoilers.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine
Never Have I Ever, or In Vino Veritas by Tenebrae Aeternae reviews
Albus finds a certain muggle drinking game and makes the characters you know and love...or don't love, but there are people out there with fetishes for everything...participate. Yes, you've seen it before... but can you really help yourself? Slash themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Out of my Head by Glastea reviews
[OneShot Complete] After the events at Alkali Lake, Xavier has a suprising conversation. Set After X2.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Jean G. - Complete
The Forced Journal Assignment by inactivebye reviews
Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Confessions of a God by SonnyGoten reviews
CD. The Seven Deadly Sins committed by God are revealed in His confessions and Lucifer is all ears. One by one the Ten Commandments are broken. MichaelxLucifer
Bible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,158 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - [Satan, Michael] - Complete
She's not the enemy by Nina28 reviews
A hard day on the ship, a captain depressed...what can our first officer do?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
The Marking Blues by Glastea reviews
Merking. You've got to love it. But not if you're Scott Summers...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Cyclops - Complete
Lucky You Saved Me by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
During their first year, Remus and Sirius have a discussion about religion and 'secrets' not yet revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Murphy's Law for Dwarves by ar-elenriel reviews
This is a tribute to Arabasiels' story Murphy's Law For Elves which I came across when paging through my Favorites section. If elves are vulnerable to Murphy's Law should not Dwarves be doubly vulnerable?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
That's What Friends Are For by Clecky reviews
Post X2. Scott and Logan were never friends. Ever.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
101 Sure Fired Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by Miss Anthrope reviews
With this as a guide, just about anyone will be able to torment, annoy, and torture their black robed, hook nosed, greasy haired professor without using much energy but still reap the fruits of any equally complex planned prank!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
The Responsibilities of a Lieutenant by Lilith.Seraphim reviews
Why was Harry never promoted in the series? Just one possibility...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2007 - H. Kim - Complete
A Different Kind of Death by SociallyInept reviews
Lance ponders life. Deep, deep thinking involved. Depressing to the extreme.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Mistletoe Can Be Deadly by inactivebye reviews
Two years after the war ended, is it's a week before Christmas. Sirius has a present for Severus, but will Severus take it? OOC SSSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Things Starfleet Officers Are Not Allowed To Do by Aesop reviews
Some rules need to be laid down more than once. Sometimes they can't be stated often enough. This is Starfleet's list.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Things Not to do on Voyager by JadziaKathryn reviews
Tom comes up with another popular idea.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
The Joy of Pudding by patientalien reviews
Anakin drags ObiWan to the Temple Cafeteria for a latenight snack. Slash, sort of.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Always by Bookkbaby reviews
EragonMurtagh meaning SLASH and INCEST. Songfic set to 'Always' by Saliva. Eragon and Murtagh contemplate each other, and a chance meeting brings something neither had dared to hope for.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,563 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Darth Vader and his Computer by Serra Tachi reviews
Total randomness. Darth Vader gets a Windows XP. Read how he learns about AOL, instant messaging, myspace, websites and more.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,703 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine
Protocol by Nearlyheadlessnick23 reviews
This is a story of a heart to heart between Janeway and Parris. The coupling is still ParrisTorres and JanewayChakotay.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/25/2007 - K. Janeway, T. Paris - Complete
Have You Tried Not Being Gay? by Love the Omni reviews
It's been one year since Bobby's parents accepted him for being a mutant. Now, he's got another thing to confess to them. Iceman/Pyro. Post X3 HIATUS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Iceman, Pyro
Like A Bat Out Of Hell by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir of Gondor is dead. That's not the sort of thing he takes lying down.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,912 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Death Letter by ryanaven reviews
The PostDeath letter from Albus Dumbledore to Harry Potter. Everyone puts one of these in thier stories. This is what I would hope a real one looks like.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Acceptance by nikkiliz713 reviews
Eragon and Murtagh have become close these past days since they met... but how close is too close?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Eragon S., Murtagh - Complete
Health Class At Hogwarts by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Okay, so, the school board has stepped up and made a requirement for some health class at Hogwarts. Sounds hilarious, right? Well, it is! Not really an LJ, if I continue it might be, though. Tell me if I should!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Angel without Wings by SpaceRoses reviews
Sometimes the smallest acts we preform, in kindness, are what can make all the difference in another person's live.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Remus Lupin's Giant List of Excuses by RiverGold reviews
A list that Remus composed of reasons to tell his friends he was gone on full moons. It probably will not be a oneshot, but it really depends. Because lists are not permited, I added some 3rd person narrating as well. No pairings, no warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Remus L.
101 Ways to Annoy Severus Snape by draculasbride2008 reviews
Basically, a list of 101 ways to annoy everyone's favorite Potions Master slightly from Hermione's point of view
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
One More Night, Is That So Much To Ask? by LadyAnalyn reviews
Oneshot. Remus&Sirius No likey no clicky. Remus wants one more night with Sirius to confess his love. Set after OOTP. R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Priceless by Megan W reviews
Brotherly love? Pah! When Eragon and Saphira are captured by Murtagh, no love is passed between the two. But when they begin to spend more and more time together within Galbatorix’s kingdom, will fate take over? MurtaghEragon, ThornSaphira
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Pureblood Is Thicker Than Water by I-Get-it-From-My-Momma reviews
This is a MUST read..the plot is very unique and if you read i'll make it worth your while...winkwink LMAO!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2007
Yes, Dad by Yojenbo reviews
Offensive, yes. Tasteless, yes. But the divine sometimes just do their own thing, even if it does require a Bette Davis impersonation somewhere along the way. READ DISCLAIMER!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
Letters from your past by maraudersmoon reviews
Sirius finds a handfull of old letters. I will admit.... it's short.. but, well, deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Dear Daddy by littlelight reviews
5yearold Harry is at school one day and he writes his dad a letter saying goodbye. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
100 Ways to Get Rejected and One More by Eternal Love LJ reviews
100 ways to make Lily mad at James . . . and one more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marauders tests by maraudersmoon reviews
In the second Harry potter book, gilderoy Lockheart gives them a test about himself i wondered what the marauders would of put if they had had a professor like that. These... are thier answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
Revelation by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Crowley is flustered. Aziraphale points out the obvious. Fluff happens.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Detention slips by maraudersmoon reviews
This is a few of the marauders detention slips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Ten Thing I Hate about James Potter by smittyloveshpfic reviews
James doesnt hate Sirius, he is just easy to pick on, and Sirius thinks that he hates James, but are his feeling seriously in the wrong direction...Going to be a full length FF...JPSB in later chapters..going to be angsty in a couple chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - James P., Sirius B.
Why Sirius by maraudersmoon reviews
Towards the end of the third book, Dumbledore went to talk to sirius, this is what i think happened. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Albus D., Sirius B.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FANFICTION by Sweety-Pie5445 reviews
A MUST READ. The FFF's consist of awesome Sam, PUNK'D Julia also known as Squiggles.Candi, and our dear Jessalynn. It gets better along and recomended to Indigogirl happy reading ::PD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Letters That Don't Exist by Katria Bloom reviews
Cowritten with beatlebeb. Harry and Draco exchange letters over the summer months...SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Ever Give Logan M'n'Ms by Glastea reviews
A hypothesis on the subject of Logan and M'n'Ms, mixed, and if you add Scott into the mix... pure silliness on a stick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
the Rise and Fall of Pyro by shadow-of-a-pyro reviews
warning: abuse to pyro. including getting cured unwillingly, and getting the crap beat outta him. Slash later on, future lemon or is it lime? abuse mentioned, swears, little of johns past ,John is an Uke, BobbyJohn yaoiness.and a smart Pyro.post X3 HIATUS
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Pyro, Iceman
Alone by Riley Zabini reviews
After the war Hermione is the only one left.She can't take being alone.She's ending it all.Warning :suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Forgotten by Kumori Hisaki reviews
Remus was always the kind one, always the one on the giving side. But he didn't mind. Not if Sirius would keep smiling at him. Semiangsty oneshot. implied RemusxSirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Ready or Not by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Let me be all moody and depressed for a moment, please. I've just made a startling discovery. [Remus returns Sirius's feelings. MWPP. Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Wish I May by LadyAnalyn reviews
Sequel to A Sirius Confession Slash warning RLSB Remus makes a wish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Obi Wan's Diary by Jedi Master Evenstar reviews
Care to take a peek? C'mon... you konw you want to! Find out the great Jedi Master's thoughts about his padawon, the hot day care lady, and life in general.Warning: Pure Randomness! TPM timeframe, rating just to be safe. Chapter 12 up!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
So Much Closer by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“You just kissed me.” “You stuck your tongue in my mouth.” [MWPP. Sirius & Remus deal with their relationship.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Decision by SociallyInept reviews
A young werewolf explains why she joined Voldemort's campaign.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Prince of Troy, You Had No Right by PactumServa reviews
Hector anguishes over Paris's decision.
Troy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
If I Get There by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
I'm making it up, right? Sirius...I mean...it's not...it's not me, is it? [Remus figures out Sirius has a crush on him.] [MWPP]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sugar Rainbow Breakfast Cereal by Lonicera Japonica reviews
The Horsepersons attend an annual meeting to discuss their accomplishments, and Pollution is particularly proud of his. FaminePollution if you tilt your head and squint.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Loyalty by TheVulcanPrincess reviews
What went through Tuvok's head after he volunteered to stay aboard Voyager when Captain Janeway armed the self destruct sequence to destroy Dreadnought?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Tuvok, K. Janeway - Complete
You Promised by jennifer snape reviews
Harry tried again, desperately, with the only thing that he had left.... Neither of them had spoken about it for weeks, but still it hung between them like an invisible, impenetrable barrier. He knew that he was taking a huge risk.... HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Diary: working title by Goruda Shiro reviews
Our favorite blue, furry mutant has a problem... and a diary. Light slash.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Cyclops/Scott S.
Jesus and Judas in the Garden by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Jesus and Judas are having relationship Problems with a capital P. Watch as this one turns into a crucifiction that spawns a religion. JesusJudas slash, parody. Not meant to be taken seriously, don't read if you can't handle.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
One Happy Birthday by Burnt-Pigeons reviews
It's John's birthday, and Bobby made cupcakes. JohnBobby. Fluffy. OneShot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
A Rough Day by Ashily reviews
God's having a hard day. [PARODY. Oneshot.]
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Complete
A Moment Alone by Forsaken Elf reviews
[Resubmitted] The archangels Gabriel and Raphael spend a hardwon moment alone on earth. [ slash ] [oneshot]
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Reflections by Casteline reviews
Scott has a conversation with his inner Jean. PostX2. ScottLogan. One shot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Painted Skies and Trampolines by multithreading reviews
50 sentences, 50 moments in Scott and Logan's relationship. Ranging from walks to birthdays to trampolines.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Just a Story by Cappygal116 reviews
Quick oneshot. Almost two hundred years after Harry, a descendant of Ron thinks about this hero, and wonders if the boy ever existed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Irrelevant by Rose-Divine reviews
In which Naomi witnesses a homosexual kiss and Seven studies love. Bad description alert! Sorry!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Seven of Nine - Complete
Stranger at My Side by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
On learning that Chakotay is troubled over Seska's betrayal, Janeway makes up her mind to help him. But how can she comfort a man she barely knows? A Season One story about the possible beginning of a friendship.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Chakotay, K. Janeway - Complete
United We Stand by PactumServa reviews
This is the motto that Ron Weasley lives by. Why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Soldiers of Gondor by PactumServa reviews
A look at the last descent of Minas Tirith by the soldiers of Gondor, who would fulfill their duties no matter what the cost.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Faramir - Complete
Harry Potter and the Little Black Book by Sins of Angels reviews
My version of the seventh book. Harry gets a surprising birthday present, one that promises a very interesting year...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P.
What I Like About by The Green Pilgrim reviews
The Fellowship members are all at each other's throats when Pippin suggests a game that forces them to say nice things about each other...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Boromir - Complete
Just A Thought by Katieluvanime reviews
Craziness happens as love is discussed in the Black's house during an Order meeting. Just cute slashiness! Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Chapter by Sins of Angels reviews
In their final week of life, Lily and James desperately try to keep their only son safe, not realizing all the people they hurt in the process. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Bite by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Sirius may, or may not, be a werewolf. He's not too sure how he feels about this, but in the meantime he and Remus have a tete a tete in the Shrieking Shack. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Waiting a Long Time by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
“That you don’t like sex?” “No, James. That I’d like sex if it was with a bloke.” Sirius comes out to James. Implied RLSB. [Complete.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Mr Prongs Would Like To Welcome Padfoot Home by xScenex reviews
A small fic where Harry and Remus are thinking about Sirius while they're at Grimmauld Place the summer after his death. [A small dedication to Sirius.] Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
A Voyager's Thoughts by Kirmon64 reviews
One of the crew that was in the Delta Quadrant for seven years thinks back. And I can promise you, you'll be surprised at who it is! I hope XD
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Rules for Borrowing My Jedi Master, Obi Wan Kenobi by Eryninn reviews
Just what the title implies. Anakin lays down a few rules, inspired by two sources. One, SG 1's fic about borrowing Daniel. And crazyundeadfairy's Obi Wan's rules for dealing with Anakin. R and R. I don't bite.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan by crazyundeadfairy reviews
Guidelines for Working Alongside My Former Padawan, Anakin Skywalker, as composed by ObiWan Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
Harry Potter and the Pretentious Inner Monologue by Shananagin reviews
Okies. moonysshadow asked for HarryBill, with bronzed skin, lip peircing on Bill and nipple piercing on Harry. Oh, and throw in a coming out story. So here it is. LJ user Winterwolfsong wrote it, not me. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., Bill W.
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 85 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
10 Things About Being a Marauder by Lily EvansPotterBlack reviews
At least three brothers for life...expect a punch in the face...because Messrs Padfoot and Prongs are, in fact, idiots ... should ALWAYS trust another Marauder's word ... And called Bambi. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Strike Four by Luny Lady reviews
I don't know how it happened really. One minute he was throwing a curse at me, the next we were lying on the floor. I guess my landing on him may have been a cause, but I didn't want to admit it at the time. SLASH. SBSS Past
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/24/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Bees and Bees by illsprawl reviews
Obi wan realizes that it's time for The Talk.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Living for Death by RiverGold reviews
Azkabinian musings. my muse decided to visit . it had to be in the middle of dinner wih my grandmother. I got in just a bit ,please note the sarcasm, of trouble for running away from the table to write it all down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Confessions of A Stick In The Mud by Red Witch reviews
Scott does some thinking about how his life turned out. No wonder he's depressed.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
People Sirius Loves by Marauder reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Philosophical Differences by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan argue an ageold question.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Welcome to the Dragon by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Just a little poem about everyone's favourite inn, where the only brew for the brave and true is made, and everybody knows your name...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005
Our Happy Ending by kmou reviews
Harry and Draco have the perfect ending. H/D Slash! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Only you can save me by hamlet-972 reviews
Which side was Snape on again? The rating may be too high so just ignore it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
From Green to Black by Ivin Artemis Draconis reviews
HPDM slash. Harry does something that causes him to run away to knockturn alley. he meets and befriends draco and becomes a Dark Lord. i suck at summaries. features dark!evil!harry. COMPLETE! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,752 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bill's To Save Our Sister by Madame Puddifoot reviews
“Thus, here is a list of what we will do to specific people in the event that Ginny sets her affections on one of the following hormonal male teenagers.” The Weasley brothers try to stop Ginny from dating. Sequel to ‘We, the Weasley Brothers.’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Ginny W.
The Rules by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Minerva is given the thankless task of coming up with a set of rules to keep the students off of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/19/2004
Phone Call by The Green Pilgrim reviews
Scott orders a new radio for his car and makes a call to the company when he has trouble installing it. Unfortunately this is Scott we're talking about so nothing's ever easy. Really short and stupid. Enjoy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2004
Gayning Knowledge by Zevviac and Zevvy reviews
Yay! I'm the first person to write this pairing. One-shot. Takes place in Harry's sixth year. Can't give you a descriptive summary wo giving way things. Warning: Yaoi, rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Remus L., Percy W. - Complete
Remus by The Green Pilgrim reviews
A very short very fluffy piece in which fears get relieved, that ever-present irony gets a cameo, and Remus gets his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2004
Sappy by Mus4u reviews
A sappy moment in the lives of Logan and Scott. slash Logan/Scott
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
We, The Weasley Brothers by Madame Puddifoot reviews
“We the Weasley Brothers have joined together to create a more perfect union of Family, in which our younger sister remains a chaste and single female teenagers. Thus we implore that you take a look at our Bill’s to Save.Our.Sister.” One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
Post Mortem by mosylu reviews
After a classmate's mother dies, Hermione, Harry, and Ron come face-to-face with one of the most horrible truths of war. Three parts, most recently uploaded part 3 and the story is now COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Complete
Ultimatum by Marauder reviews
Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. RLxSB. Slightly AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Murphy's Law for Elves by arabiasil reviews
Murphy's Law isn't just for humans anymore. A little sage advice for our elven friends, especially a certain elf lord and a golden haired archer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 2/19/2004 - Elrond, Legolas
April Fools by Jordanna Morgan reviews
A late night conversation over potato chips, pranks, and paperwork.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Truth Will Out by Brenda Shaffer-Shiring reviews
As Voyager returns home, Tom worries about how his father will react to his relationship with Chakotay. AU slash featuring CP, includes some J7.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Chakotay, T. Paris - Complete
My Funny Valentine by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Slash! Sirius is recieveing letters/gifts/cards from an anonymous person. In his quest to figure out who it is, he accuses everyone but the right person! Just how will he react when he finds out its Severus, of all people? Sev/Siri
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/20/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B.
All Hail LotR Slash~* by Sagarian reviews
This is a happy piece that celebrates *~Lord of the Rings Slash~*! Slash authors out there in Fanfiction.net land get shout outs! If your name is in this piece, go you! If you read or write *~LotR Slash~*, come get some love! It’s all for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2002
Legends Never Die by JadziaKathryn reviews
Eighty years after Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant, the Doctor thinks about his life...and whether it's time for it to end.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Published: 3/21/2002 - Doctor - Complete
Glory Days by Rocky T reviews
Harry Kim and Tom Paris have a chance meeting, 5 years after Voyager's return
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2002
Emergence by Shayney reviews
The obligatory post-"Chute" story. (P/K)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/8/2001
Lost and Won by Shayney reviews
A post-"Killing Game" vignette. Not quite P/K.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2001
Out of the closet, into the frying pan. by Cairnsy reviews
Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/3/2001
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The First Step reviews
The X-Men students return to Bayville High School after the School Board's decision to allow mutants to attend public schools. They are nervous because of the anti-mutant discrimination and bullying that they know they'll face. This story was inspired by X-Men: Evolution Season 3, Episode 3 "Mainstream" and takes place right after it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey, Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Certified Do-Gooder reviews
Logan stops a bank robbery. Scott remembers a conversation he had with Logan years ago, soon after joining the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Cyclops/Scott S., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Remus, We Know reviews
The Marauders are in their second year at Hogwarts. Remus has not told his friends that he's a werewolf and is worried that they might find out. In reality, his friends already know and decide to tell him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
The Werewolf's Human Heart reviews
During their fifth year, the Marauders are staying at Hogwarts over the Christmas holidays. Remus is upset about some bad news and his friends cheer him up. A gift leaves a lasting effect on Remus' life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Of Fire and Ice reviews
This is a Bobby and John romance story in which their powers present an obstacle in their relationship. There is also some Scott and Logan romance. The mutants must fight for their rights as the cure gains support.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,903 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine, Iceman, Pyro
Mythical Beings, Real Love reviews
Scott and Warren return to the Institute after a date and have a heart-felt conversation about Warren's past, facing discrimination, and wondering if their friends will accept them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Cyclops, Angel - Complete
Why You Don't Want Me To Be Your Boyfriend reviews
After the defeat of Lord Voldemort, lots of people want to date Harry, but Harry's already in a relationship. Who does Harry love? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
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