A/n: No Marauders, which is sad but that's how this fiction has to work.

I don't know if I am going to make Peter apart of this story or not

Remus isn't a werewolf, sorry for those who thought it made him hot, so did I.

And 'Gabriel' is a made up band, which Sirius loves. Any questions just ask in a review or PM.

And my line thing wasn't working so I made my own...heh.

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Sirius Black, a 7th year student at Hogwarts, who had jet black hair and smudged eye liner, Plus his trade mark fitted jeans and 'Gabriel' t-shirt was sitting under a tree of descent size and writing in his notebook. This held one of Sirius' favorite things: a list. At the top of this list Sirius wrote:

The Ten Thing I Hate About James Harold Potter

I hate the way you make fun of me.

Sirius looked at the list and started to laugh a little.

"What?" His friend Remus Lupin asked.

"Nothing, I'm just writing." Sirius looked a little embarrassed.

It was well know around Hogwarts that Sirius was a quite, alone, and hurt young man, but James on the other hand was loud, popular, and loved young man. It was also well known that the only way James knew Sirius, was because Sirius was the butt of most of James' jokes. If you asked James if he hated Sirius Black, he would say no, which most people would respond to with, "Then why do you pick on him so much?" He would merely answer, "Because, he is easy to pick on."

As for Remus, he wasn't really friends with James, but they we on a good note all of the time, same with Sirius, Remus didn't like to cross anyone, nor does he like people "hating" each other, so for 6soon to be 7 years he has been trying to get Sirius and James to talk, without yelling.

Remus smiled at Sirius, "Is it another list?"

"Ah you know me well Lupin, you know me well."

"Can I see?"

"Maybe, when I'm done."

Remus just shook his head. Sirius would always say, "Maybe, when I'm done" when the list were about James.

"I'm off to lunch, you coming?"

"After I finish." Sirius said not even looking at Remus, he was watching James tease Snape. "He is such a jerk, he doesn't even know Sev."

Remus turned to look at James poking at Snape and laughing with his friends from the team.

"Someone should stop him.' Lily walked past them, 'LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Lily turned and looked at Remus.

"You want me to stop James? Why don't YOU do it, or you, Sirius?"

"Yeah, it's Sirius." Sirius felt a little annoyed, not even the Head Girl knew his name.

"Lily." Remus pulled her attention off of Sirius, "You should stop him, and you are Head Girl."

"Why? I mean, he isn't really hurting him."

"Wha…" Before Sirius could get his words formed, Lily left to go sit with her friends and watch James mess with Snape.

"Fine, I'll do it."

"Sirius, don't, there are way more of them."

"I don't care." Sirius started to make his way over to James and Snape, but by the time Sirius was in James view, James had gotten bored with Snape because he was ignoring James and his taunts. Sirius didn't stop though, he had a new route, he was going to ask Snape for help in Potions, and try to slip in an "Are you okay?" so Sev wouldn't get offensive.

But as Sirius walked past James and his friends James whispered something to his friend, Charles.

"You thought Snape was funny, watch this." Unfortunately, Sirius didn't hear, so he kept walking. When Sirius past them, James turned around and smacked Sirius on the butt.

"Dang Black, you got a little somethin' goin' on, daddy like."

Sirius was too shocked to even move. James walked closer so were he could whisper in Sirius ear, "Daddy really likes it." And kissed the part of Sirius' ear, just be hind his ear-ring. Although, no one saw this but Remus, who thought it would be a good idea to skip lunch just incase he had to break up a fight.

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A/n: Soo? Who likes it? Come on now... and if you don't like it and put that in a review… I will review back to ask you why and how can I make it better, although, I will not be changing the couple this fiction will become.