Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

For every choice you make, every path you follow...there is always a what if Sometimes, there are thousands of them. Eventual slash, VR now with fresh pine scent...er...new R rating.

Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.

Conversations with Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo. No pairing. Standard disclaimers apply.

Post 'Hiatus' - Tony does all he can to hold his team together, but who will notice if he goes home at night and quietly falls apart? Explores the emotional fallout of Hiatus, with some H/C at the end. NOW COMPLETE!

Kurt is the canary whisperer. Blaine thinks it's charming. Wes thinks it's diabolical. For a prompt.

Juliet realizes one day, out of the blue, that she wants a best friend. A Gus to her Shawn. Which would be a lot easier if she actually paid attention to the romantic comedies she claims to hate: it's always the one right in front of you.

They had all made sacrifices, to get them to where they were now. Major Toy Story 3 Spoilers.

Reid has a date, but no one believes him.

Looking after a Muggle animal should be easy compared to saving Hogwarts from Voldemort. Harry and Draco might disagree with that. Featuring Luna, Marauders, peppermints and, of course, a tall, black, badtempered horse named Simon.

In The Sixth Sense, the audience didn't know Bruce Willis was a ghost until the end of the film, but I saw you die. How is this going to end? One shot. No pairing. Spoilers for Twilight, and The Sixth Sense.

Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.

Gibbs is always faithful to his coffee and to his fellow Marines. One-Shot written for Thing-a-thon 2009. Prompt:coffee.

What if Leon Vance had made different assignments when he split up Gibbs' team after Judgment Day? The mind boggles. Humor, possibly crack!fic. One-shot. Spoilers for late season 5-early season 6.

It's just a normal day in the bullpen until someone unusual comes in looking for Anthony DiNozzo. Due to a mistake. This story is now put down as English.

The external force required to make one body follow a curved path around another.

Luna Lovegood's love life from the perspective of her plant, Darwin. L/N

She took her coffee with milk and sweetener.

Richie's POV. Some Bang-Babies return, some change, and some lose their powers for good. But that's not what makes the story so interesting. Highlighted by religious and atheist quotes, and features a magazine called Dreads in Beds.

Never, in all my years of training, discipline, honoring the Chinese traditions and customs, and working under my father, aspiring to become what I am, Captain Li Shang, would I think I would fall for a soldier.

A history in kisses. HouseCuddy.

Snape didn't try just once to regain Lily's friendship. One of his attempts, however, was the last.

and found true love or, why Ronald Weasley should have practiced more at Quidditch, and why Snape and Malfoy were a safe pair of hands

...and One Time He Didn't.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...

One possible first meeting fic for House and Wilson. Inspired directly by a poem by Hart Crane. Gen if you like gen, slash if you’ve got slash goggles. Woefully conventional.

Elizabeth and Norrington. Three ways the story could have gone. Spoilers for At World's End.

A 100 word drabble for each letter of the alphabet. Shounen ai, HK, obviously. Z is for Zinnia: truths are faced, an offer is made, very few sentences are completed and a friendship begins.

When the wars are over, do the warriors stop being warriors? Or do the needs and the pain of that time continue? Sometimes the only people can understand are the ones who were there... sometimes they're all you need. Shortfic, gen.

Reasons why our favourite fox shouldn't wind up with a nameless OC. HK implications. Scenario 7: Having sex in the back seat when there's someone else in your head isn't fun at all. Especially when he starts commenting....

No one ever holds a bake sale at the end of a James Bond movie. Season Four.

[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

Pietro becomes trapped in superspeed. How can you save someone moving too fast to be seen? A story that explores how each character views Pietro as a twin, a brother, a son, an enemy. COMPLETE with EPILOGUE

The sum of our choices. Five alternate realities if they’d each chosen something else. All characters.

You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry

Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.

Kenshin meets Paul Bunyan. That’s perfectly literally and calmly, not some crazy situation with a giant axewielding Himura, heaven forbid. Written like I’d say it if I was telling it to my brother.

An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.

Andromeda and her daughter navigate their way through bloodstains and transformations.

The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted

Once upon a time there was a girl. And the world has never again seen a girl quite like this one. RHr. Oneshot.

It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...

House. Wilson. Baby. From the nutter who brought you STUMBLE. HouseWilson friendship. Pointless fluff. Please Read and Review.

You can't lead others to where you don't want them to follow.

A man turns himself in for raping two woman, with the intention of getting close to Olivia. His actions end up putting the precinct under house arrest and everyone inside in danger.

An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH

A grown-up Wendy returns to Neverland to fulfill a bargain with Hook. But he keeps changing the rules! Slightly AU

Five pairs of eyes on the shut door, the drawn blinds. Five idle trains of thought, five lots of attention focused on one Dr. Gregory House, M.D., five entirely different opinions. He'd like that.

So he's not saving the world. It's still the best job he's ever had.

SVU Detectives and US Marshal Andy Eckerson are on the trail of Terry Paige, escaped serial rapist and murderer, who vowed revenge on the people who put him in prison, including Elliot and Olivia.

Oneshot where I attempt to explain how Petunia can be so cruel to her nephew.

Having Rita Skeeter for an enemy is dangerous. But having her for a sister is nothing short of Hell on Earth. Especially if you have a minority complex, financial problems and a slight problem with cognac.

Casey Novak finds herself the target of a psychopath. But as the detectives of the SVU dig deeper into this mystery, they find themselves up against a truly frightening foe.

What's a momentary act of kindness to a werewolf? Quite a bit if you're the werewolf. Ten memories in chronological order featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Tonks, Minerva, Harry, Dumbledore, Molly, and Snape. Complete!

I know I betrayed you… but I had my reasons, too, even if you think they were stupid. It wasn’t just for the fame. It wasn’t just for the sparing of my life. It was for the appreciation. [oneshot, Peter's POV]

Wilson piece. Character study, really. WilsonHouse friendship, set around Damned If you Do.

For everything that your best friend doesn’t know about you, take a drink. For everything your best friend does not remember, take a shot. For every minute you wish he would take the time to come back to you, pour another glass. Roughly 53 of all alcoholi

SesshomaruxRin. Hark, the chirping on the foggy moors... Dare I say it, there's a new chapter!

A little twist on the Time Turner idea brings a most surprising student to Hogwarts.

They promised justice and a million other pretty words.

Motor oil on her father's hands as they tinkered with the engine, as they slammed across her face, as they stole down her body. Sara angst.

WIP Becoming a Jedi isn't as easy as it would seem...

Insomnia brings brief illumination to a monumental rift between Master and former apprentice. An alternate universe piece, beginning from 'The Phantom Menace' on. Complete.

“Sesshoumaru-sama never speaks much about his feelings,” Rin said, “He has told me he values me, that I am worth more to him than tenseiga... and that makes me happy."

“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”

Pre-TPM. Non-slash. Qui-Gon falls ill during on the trip home from a mission.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.

Hunter was an especially sad little boy...especially for the son of two goofy superheroes. Implied slash.

Slash VR. Sometimes you have to live with your mistakes. Sometimes you get a second chance.

A conspiracy. An accusation. A dead body. A betrayal. Some won't make it out unscathed. Some won't make it out at all.

Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!

ObiWan's legendary patience is about to be tested by Jedi Master Yoda and the outcome isn't going to be pretty...

One-shot. A padawan at her Master’s funeral ponders what it truly means to be a Jedi.

Four years ago, mutants were exposed to the world. Humanity retaliated with the XVirus, a strain of biological warfare that ransacked the planet and left devastation in its wake. Epilogue 2: Not quite a happy ending [Now with added fanart goodness!]

Who in the world could ever consider Severus Snape a father figure?

A brief story about Beast Boy trying to get Raven to laugh. Please R&R. Edited in accordance with reviewers' wishes.

Yappy Obi. Pre-TPM. Obi-Wan is 13. Non-Slash. Vacation time for Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan.

[complete] A typhoon hits the Going Merry's crew harder than any of them could anticipate or accept.

When Harry and Ron find a letter from Hermione concerning a certain guy, Ron questions all that he knows. Takes place in 6th year when Ron first finds that Hermione likes him. A short one-shot fic I wrote with May Waters. PLEASE READ!

Before Petunia recieved Dumbledore's letter, Lily asked for her to promise something. As they read each other's eyes, they are making final decisions. And people say eyes are the window to the soul.

Post-Hogwarts. Azkaban is cruel to him, but the thought of one person keeps him sane. This is a lamentation of a nightmare, because nightmares are preferable to reality.

I'll ravish you and have my filthy way with you, and after that... you'll probably ask me to do it again.-- Jack; Real summary inside. NOW COMPLETE!

May heaven keep the men who sleep from the ranks of the old brigade. . ." In which James Potter sees his greatest joy and his darkest hour

Ginny is chosen to uphold the family tradition....of Mischief...G

Bobby wants to change his identity. He's now a shadow shrouded in mystery. Never Seen, never heard, he is now... NINJA, kinda.

It's Christmas Eve and all is jolly until they get a call and the whole day gets stranger. Oh, and Stabler is having issues with the Rudolph song. Friendship

The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]

The Weasleys go on a road trip to save Charlie's Muggle Studies grade...(if he can survive that long). Attempted humor.

No one will ever accuse Severus Snape of being a Gryffindor.

Raven loves Robin so... how is she going to get him to see that, when he's dating Starfire?

[Prequel to That Window]"I wonder if they noticed that I never really told them... anything." Kurama POV. Angst. Musings on life's worths.

After the defeat of Voldemort many would love to forget the whole Slytherin year of ’76. Florence Sinistra’s POV as she contemplates the death of a colleague. Very melancholic and in parts bordering R. Written long before OotP and HBP.

Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...

COMPLETE "They say that the world is a wonderful place, full of love, happiness and joy. Until recently I believed that. But times have changed. What they don't tell you, is there are people out there who are more like monsters...

Fa Zhou faces a parent's hardest task--learning to let go. Most recently uploaded: Chapter 3

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete

When you're burned out what makes you feel alive again?

(Complete!) What affects one investigator very personally may help solve a case for the rest of the team.

A look at the actions of a main character from the point of view of other characters. When death rocks Hogwarts, you'd be surprised who's affected. Chapter Twelve: Rosemary Sprout tends to her garden, the students - and the other professors

Lily talks to Snuffles, Snuffles talks to James, Lily talks to Severus, & James gets embarrassed. A fluffy little thing. Complete! Pre-OotP!

The Wizarding world is in a frenzy. The infamous Sirius Black has been finally caught and awaits sentencing. The only person who isn’t worked up is the prisoner himself.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

CSI encounters a perplexing serial killer...that Catherine knows?

There are some things I can't avoid, and giving my fave characters a childhood is one of them ^_^ Days in the life of our favourite fuzzball. Chapter 20 at long last!

Obi-Wan's memory is wiped and then he is sold as a slave. Will Qui-Gon find him and will Obi-Wan remember who his master is? do you really care, or are you just here for the obi-toture and qui-angst? FINISHED!

SW/HP Crossover. This was my first fic. I've moved it yet again, from Star Wars to here. Feel sorry for Obi-Wan. He needs the sympathy.

Company parties, trips to Disney World, and Deatheater slumber parties...the life of an evil overlord isn't all it appears.

Severus Snape slips into the smarmy, sleazy part of Hogsmeade for a little illicit fun. Well he does deserve it, doesn't he? Unfortunately his date turns out to be a piece of work. 'R' rating for moral grey areas.

PostHogwarts. A captured Death Eater reveals the sad motivation behind her Dark calling. Please consider

A potions accident leads to an unexpected meeting of minds.

Hermione's pre-graduation speech.

Obi-Wan learns to overcome a phobia.

When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.

Harry's in the Christmas spirit, and he's determined to spread the joy...even to Professor Snape *complete*

A recorded interview with Severus Snape after Voldemort's death. Warning: strong language. This is a *dark fic.* You have been warned.

Someone drugs Master Qui-Gon and he winds up acting very strangely...Obi-Wan does his best to make sure his Master doesn't do anything too naughty. Yoda lurks in the background.

What were to happen if our Padawan's drink was spiked instead of Qui-Gon's? ...chaos, of course. note: some slash involved

Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?

This sprightly song was meant for the forum, but it begged expanding upon. So Rage Point presents, in all its excessively ridiculous but catchy glory, The No-Shippers' Anthem. Enjoy.

What would happen if Voldemort got sucked into a computer and he found Harry Potter websites...

Night Before Christmas parody, told by 6th year Lily Evans. Slightly sick yet touching...