Here's my disclaimer:

I don't own the characters from Harry Potter. That's J.K. Rowling's brainchild.

I don't own the guys from Star Wars, either. I fear that Mr. Lucas is just a bit too stingy where Obi-Wan is concerned. *big sigh*

And another thing: No one sue. I don't have any money, so it'd be a waste of both our time. This is just proof that my imagination gets away from me sometimes. Best way to blow off some steam is to torment the rest of the world with it. =)