I'm Ink Mage. That's pretty much all you need to know about my life for the most part. I'm primarily writing one-shots until I have a good handle on fanfiction writing, since I'm a fairly new writer

I'd love to tell you that I'm just doing this for fun, but I'm not. I want to publish my own book some day, so I encourage you all to read and review. If you hated it, flame it. If you like my story, tell me.

The first fic I ever read was 'In Imladris', by Evergreene. Well done Evergreene, I blame you for my addiction

My current favorite fic is 'Dalton', by CP Coulter. If you're a Glee fan, you have to read it. No, seriously-- you have to read it.

I do not read: gender-benders, fem-slash (I have nothing against lesbians (it would be kind of stupid if I did, seeing as I like to read and write slash stories)-- I just find fem-slash stories aren't exactly to my erotic tastes) or anything to do with Twilight or Love Never Dies

I am looking for anyone who would like to do story covers for any of my stories that you particularly like. In exchange, I am willing to do stories on commission, or in some special cases (dependant on the story) to write you in as a minor character into one of my stories.

So, Ive seen so many people do one of these 'insert character' things... so I made one for the Inkworld trilogy!

List your top twelve favourite characters in no particular order:

1. Mortimer

2. Dustfinger

3. Meggie

4. Black Prince

5. Risa

6. Farid

7. Baptista

8. Strong Man

9. The Piper

10. Adderhead

11. Barn Owl (the physician)

12. Sootbird

Have you ever read a five/eleven fic before?

Risa/Barn Owl. No, and I doubt there will ever be one.

Do you think three is hot?

No. I think Meggie’s one of the most irrelevant main characters I have ever met.

What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?

Um, Mortimer is a guy, and Sootbird tried to have him killed! I’d assume it was a non-con thing before the Adderhead’s men captured the Motley Folk—while Mortimer was bleeding and dying, and unable to resist

Do you remember any good fics about nine?

The Piper rarely features in any Inkheart fics.

Would seven and two make a good couple?

Baptista and Dustfinger? I can see it working, but more of a ‘friends-with-benefits’ rather than a relationship.

Four/Eight or Four/Five?

Black Prince/Strong Man or Black Prince/Risa? I’d have to go with Black Prince and Strong Man!

What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?

Baptista discovered Meggie and Strong Man were in a relationship? He would probably run to tell Mortimer about what his daughter is up to!

Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic?

Dustfinger/Farid (Why does everyone see them as a couple?!)

“Fire had been everything to Dustfinger, more important than any person or relationship. Then came the Arab boy with the beautiful eyes.” (GAG!)

Has there been a one/eight fluff?

Mo/Strong Man? Probably there’s been a ‘night before surrendering to the Piper, and Mo needs comfort’ sort of thing… (I might write that!)

Are there any story on your list about eleven?

Barn Owl? No, because even though he’s awesome, he’s also often neglected.

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship, until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Mo and Baptista are in a happy relationship, until the Piper runs off with Baptista (I’m going to take that as a ‘capture’ thing, not a ‘romantic’ thing!). Mo, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Barn Owl (okay, I can see that happening) and a brief unhappy affair with Sootbird (and now this is getting weird), then follows the wise advice of Risa and finds true love with Dustfinger (the best advice Risa will ever give! Those two belong together)

Title/Warning for above fic?

Title: “To Die Alone”. Warnings: dark!themes, m/m

5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confesses their true love to 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort from 1, enters into a relationship with 1. So, 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.

Risa, Black Prince, Baptista, Mo and Meggie are playing truth or dare. Risa asks Baptista, and Baptista says truth. Risa asks Baptista who he loves, and Baptista after some prodding from Meggie confesses their true love to Black Prince. Black Prince does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Meggie (what? No!) Baptista is heart-broken and seeks comfort in Mo (again, I’m interpreting that as a non-sexual comfort—they’re loyal friends, but that’s it!), while Meggie and Black Prince run into the sunset together (again, can’t see that happening!). However, Risa is seretlly in love with Mo (since she’s his wife, I’d assume so!) and so becomes jealous of Baptista (because she is unable to see that they’re just friends), who after comfort from Mo, enters a (non-sexual) relationship with him. So, Risa decides to murder Baptista but is stopped in time by police officer Piper (because this is the only time he’s willing to do something nice for the Motley Folk) and is sent to prison, allowing Mo and Baptista to continue their (friendship-based) relationship.

Title/Warning for above

Title: “Days of Our Motley Lives,” because this is the most twisted and convoluted thing I have ever heard. Warnings: crack!fic, m/m, dark!themes, ooc

Suggest a title for a one/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Mo/Barn Owl: “When the Fire Goes Out” (taking place after Dustfinger’s ‘death’) (Again, look for it coming out in the near future!)

What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

If Black Prince wanted to seduce Mo, it would be a relationship formed out of comradeship. They’d travel together, save each other’s lives, and eventually fall for each other. Awww!

Do any of your friends read seven/nine?

Baptista and the Piper? No. Just… no.

If you wrote a songfic about 12, what song would you use?

A song for Sootbird: ‘Unfaithful’, by Rhihanna. Enough said.

6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.

Farid, Meggie, Black Prince and Barn Owl are at a bar (okay…) when Meggie makes a drunken confession that she’s in love with Mo (God, that’s sick! Her own father?) Farid is secretly in love with Meggie (oh please, that’s not a secret!) and plans to abduct Meggie to keep her away from Mo (I don’t think he has anything to worry about), but is stopped by Black Prince and Barn Owl. However, Farid is so crazed by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure that he doesn’t go after Meggie again, and Black Prince and Barn Owl volunteer for this. As they work together, Black Prince and Barn Owl develop feelings for each other (I can see that working). They are so distracted by this that Farid escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Meggie and Mo from untimely deaths, Baptista magically appears and vanishes Farid forever.

Title/Warnings for the above fic?

No. Not going there, not thinking about it, not happening.

How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?

How would Strong Man react if he found out that Risa and the Piper were meeting for a threesome with Dustfinger? He’d (probably correctly) assume that Risa was a traitor and that Dustfinger had no idea who he was about to meet. He’d then try and rescue Dustfinger

Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?

Farid sees the Piper naked. He wishes that he hadn’t left his door unlocked in Orpheus’ house. He'd then run for his life.

Would 12&6 make a good couple?

Sootbird/Farid. I can see it working, but it would take some character readjusting. There is that fire connection…

What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?

Mo and the Black Prince in a closet with a rubber ducky? Obviously Mo is finally telling Black Prince about his abilities to read stories into life, and he showed this by reading a rubber ducky into the Inkworld.

3 kills 7, what does 3 say?

Meggie kills Baptista, she says, “Ieorijoewj…”, because she’s obviously gone mental.

Suggest a title for a 8 and 9 fluff story

Strong Man and the Piper? No. It’s impossible. They just don’t work together.

What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?

Sootbird to Black Prince:“I didn’t betray the Motley Folk. How could I, if it would lead to your capture? I love you too much for that.”

3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?

Meggie finds Black Prince and Baptista kissing. She thinks that it’s a little weird, but on some level, it works.

You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?

If I saw the Adderhead going through my closet, I would run. Very far away. Very quickly. And then would wonder what the hell he was doing. And when I think up an answer, start running again.

By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.

How could you?! While I love Dustfinger, he’s soul-bound to Mo, which no one seems to notice. They came back from the dead together, for Pete’s sake! Hook those two up, and then I’ll be satisfied reading the subsequent slash!