![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. hi! (if you are looking at this profile you must be really bored) if you don't want to read all this just skip it name: weridness real name: why do you want to know? O.o age: (ha! i will finally tell people!)...it is..(drum roll) 13!!! gender: female skin: tan-ish height: 5' 4" (sadly i'm short) eye color: brown kinda hazel ethnic: Chinese and part Japanese school: I like it because my friends are there,but i hate homework.. favorite subject: math,because math is easy and fun.(sarcasm) oh yeah, and lunch. dislike a lot subject: teacher is a stupid butt IQ: 87...(now its 115! does a happy dance) hobbies: drawing,watching clouds, hanging out with friends, being lazy,telling my friend,ryan his hair and eye brows are pointy,making fun of Ruby. some facts about me: -i'm left handed(but i can be ambidextrous) -I can't sing BECAUSE I SAID SO -I zone out a lot -i'm a band geek and proud of it -i point out random things that are useless -I dislike a lot(hate is a strong word) Itou Makoto from School Days -I plan on making a club called the SOS Brigade like in SHnY,the objective is to have fun! I hate English dubs!! like in bleach he calls Hinamori Momo, Momo instead of Hinamori and she calls him Toushirou instead of Hitsugaya-kun or Shirou-chan! in naruto, naruto's voice is girly..the voices just don't match..sorry to those people who like the English dub. it's good that they don't cuss though,there's less blood, but somethings are just funny in Japanese, like sometimes they say Japanese traditional stuff that makes in funny but its not funny in english...like the pinky finger... I LOVE the books Maximum Ride by James Patterson and the Inheritance books from Christopher Paolini, they're so awesome!! favorite book: Maximum Ride,Inheritance trilogy, the Great Gatsby,Bible,etc. favorite anime(mostly in order): Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu,Lucky Star,bleach,naruto,hikaru no go,suzuka,black cat,shaman king,love hina,one piece,ouran high school host club, wolfs rain,death note,all the gundam(sp?)series, and alot more! favorite manga(mostly in order): bleach,naruto,hikaru no go,fruits basket, love hina,shaman king,ouran high school host club, black cat,dn angel,death note,wolfs rain, and more but i don't feel like telling. favorite light novels: Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu,Full Metal Panic! favorite pairings in naruto: nejihina(this pairings grown' on me), sasuhina(certain times),naruhina, sasuhinanaru,shikaino,temashika and alot more. pairs in other anime shows: ichiruki(bleach) hinahitsu(bleach) shinokei(love hina) motokei(love hina) narukei(love hina) yamasuzu(suzuka) yamahono(suzuka) ...and some more but i'm too bored this may offend some people... IN THE BEGINNING... in the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long, healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Creme. And Satan said, "you want chocolate with that?" And Man said "yes" and woman said,"i'll have another with sprinkles." And so they gained 10 pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forthwwhite flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to 6. So God said,"Try my fresh green salad," And Satan presented Thousand Island Dressing and garlic toast on the side. And man and Woman unfastened their belts following the meal. God then said, "I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil to cook them". And Satan brought forth friend shrimp and catfish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and the cholesteral went through the roof. God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so man would not have to toil changing channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and piled on the pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried themand added copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonalds and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, "you want fries with that?" and Man replied, " Yes! and super size 'em". And Satan said, It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMO's. some favorite phrases i say are: "Baby Jesus said,'Good night!' in my hotel across the street of my home." --Hanna Boekenoogen "huh? what?" "wha?" "you know you like me people can't resist me"(to my friends when some say i'm werid but i know they can't resist me) "RAR!!!" "its merely a flesh wound" "your hair is pointy,so is your eyebrows"(to my friend, Ryan) "Itachi digs hot,young chicks that are three years younger than him especially ruby" (inside joke) "Nerdy Ghost!!!!" (yet another inside joke) i like to point out random things also i like videos by Jac productions. for the talent show next year me and my friends are going to do a skit from a video jac productions or dress up from veggie tales and sing the veggie tales theme song just to make something memorable and funny. I UPDATED!!!!!!!!I MIGHT MAKE ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!!!! idiot tags(be proud!)i'm too lazy to put all of them: Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever laughed manically, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile. if there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe.if your a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature - I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile if you hate those irritating mosquito's giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. if you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever forgotten what you were going to say,right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile. if you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy and paste this into your profile. if you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. if your profile is long copy and paste this onto your profile to make it even longer. If you ever ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, Quiet Moon, hbatso01, Headlight39, alana124pyro, weridness, If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. if you're to lazy to copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. This is Bunny. I got him from someone who got it from someone.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. FUMOFFU!!!!!!! thats all! for now.. mwahahahahahahahahha cough cough grins |
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