92 percent of the teenaged population would be dead if Abercrombie and Filch or Polo said it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teengars do or have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 per cent that haven't copy and paste this in your profile please.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now youre laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

FAV. QUOTES!!

If at first you don't succeed, don't sky dive or bungee jump. In fact, don't even make a left hand turn in a bumper car

It's better to let people think you're an idiot then to open your mouth and remove all doubtYou laugh at me because I'm strange. I laugh at you because you're stupid!
I have not failed, I have just found ten thousand ways that don't work.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's just that yours is stupid.

Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show killing people is wrong?