Hi! Stormyskies8 here! Bye now!

I'm half human, half griffin with one blue eye and one green. my hair is short strawberry blonde with dark brown feathers. My hands are loin paws and I have eagle wings. My eyes are shaped like a cat's.

Always Be As Unique As A Snowflake!!!

Okay, if you don't know yet, I'm also known as the queen of crazy town.

Also...

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"

HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or I'll get my dragon to sit on you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh my Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'Turns out all we need is a little more of...this' - Stoic the Vast

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them

Okay totally worth it!

I know normally the wise quote is Gobber, but I like crazy!!!

Also...

Hello! Stormyskies8 here! Bye Now!

38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader

Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow. Or purple/pink
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similarities between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.

37: Spray paint "Jedis Rule" on his Tie Fighter.

38: Turn his tie fighter into a party fighter!

Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

I'm not random, I just can't speak as fast as I think.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crazy creature that doesn't know anything(HTTYDs are smart!!).

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I'm not random just a bit crazy

We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a those doors at restaurants that swing in and out to let waiters through.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

If everything seems to be going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Do not disturb, I'm crazy anyway.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling; it might make someone's day a whole lot better.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

All generalizations are false, including this one.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every last minute of it!

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Drive it like you stole it!

Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on eBay.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

Don't follow in my footsteps—I walk into walls.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' is congress the opposite of progress?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

"I'm on topic, just not on the correct topic."- SkyTalon

“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx.

You...

Hear a thunderstorm in the night-

Normal peeps: cuddle closer to their teddy bear

Ninjago fans: lean out of their window and shout, "Calm down, Jay! I'm trying to sleep!"

See a tsunami-

Normal peeps: sprint for higher ground

Ninjago fans: cheer because Nya just unlocked her true potential

Feel an earthquake-

Normal peeps: take cover and mutter, "Why me?"

Ninjago fans: take cover and mutter, "What now, Cole?"

See a picture of two dragons fighting-

Normal peeps: think, "Cool picture"

Ninjago fans: think back to the Final Battle

Go to a haunted house-

Normal peeps: scream at a guy dressed as Frankenstein

Ninjago fans: yawn and say, "It's not haunted if it doesn't turn you into a ghost"

Think about gold-

Normal peeps: think about gold coins

Ninjago fans: wonder if we'll ever see Golden Power again

When cleaning-

Normal peeps: listen to a popular song

Ninjago fans: listen to the Weekend Whip (or any song by the Fold)

Read this-

Normal peeps: will ignore this

Ninjago fans: shout, "Oh my First Spinjitzu Master! Why isn't this on my profile?!"

Ninja never quit. -All of the ninja at some point or another, Ninjago

That is not a coconut! -Zane, Ninjago

If we dwell to long on what's missing, we fail to see what can be gained. -Sensei Wu, Ninjago

We're a team, and that means we're all responsible. -Jay, Ninjago

Mudblood and proud of it. -Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

This is Emmet, and he was just like all of you. A face in the crowd, following the same instructions as you. He was so good at fitting in that no one ever saw him. And I owe an apology because I used to look down to people that. I used to think they were followers, with no ideas or vision. Because it turns out, Emmet had great ideas, and even though they seemed weird, and kind of pointless, they actually came closer to saving the universe. -Wildstyle/Lucy, The Lego Movie

Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

When I feel the chill of the weather,

In my mind, Zane will be found.

Whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

When fire or tempers are around,

I will speak Kai's name.

When I see a mountain,

tall and strong

or feel the ground tremble

Cole's name shall shake in my mind.

When the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

When lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

Through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

Whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

Who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

When I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

When I find a child, who tries to grow up too fast.

and swears to copy his father.

Who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

I smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the Serpentine leaders.

Copy this oath if you love Ninjago

Normal peeps: I love that celebrity.

Ninjago fans: I think the ninja are cool.

Normal peeps: Gah magic is stupid.

Ninjago fans: I wish I could have an elemental power.

Normal peeps: I cant wait to grow up!

Ninjago fans: I like staying a kid.

Normal peeps: Goodness help me!!

Ninjago fans: First Spinjuitsu Master help!!

Normal peeps: I wish for...

Ninjago fans: Be careful what you wish for.

Normal peeps: I'll do it tomorrow.

Ninjago fans: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today.

Normal peeps: I GIVE UP.

Ninjago fans: Ninja never quit!!

Normal peeps: AHHH HELP ME!

Ninjago fans: Let's blow this popcicle stand!

Normal peeps: Anyone got any ideas?

Ninjago fans: Anyone got any bright ideas?

Normal peeps: I can't solve this math equation.

Ninjago fans: Zane told me this equals 0.98675432.

Normal peeps: Why would I repost this?

Ninjago fans: Because I love Ninjago!!

1. Who is your favorite Ninja?

Kai

2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja?

Tell him to marry Skylor or else

3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you?

Blush and deny his obvious crush on Skylor

4. What music does s/he listens to?

Eh, Ninjas never give up so, Try Everything

5. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Marring someone that's not Skylor

6. Who is your favorite Serpentine?

Skales

7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?

Tap dancing

8. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpentine do if they met each other?

It's already happened. Don't believe me? Go re-watch some episodes from seasons 1 and 3

9. Who is your least favorite Ninja?

Nindroid. I love all ninjas and technically nindroids are robotic ninjas.

10. Who is your least favorite Serpentine?

Pythor, he was terrible with the ninjas!

11. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing?

Kailor, Zixal, Jaya, MISAKO IS THE ONLY ONE FOR GARMADON! Okay I'm good.

12. Have any OCs?

Yes, several. Depends on which story you are reading

13. How many OCs?

Lost count a million years ago.

14. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of.

Fire!

15. What side would you join?

I will be the spy! That sneaks blunt clues to the ninjas!

If you wanna be a Ninja, copy and past this onto your profile

You say mall: I say barn
You say shopping: I say ridding
You say skirts: I say Jeans
You say heels: I say boots
You say boys: I say animals
You say jewelery: I say spurs
You say clean: I say dirty
You say pedicure: I say farrier
You say cell phones: I say horses
You say horses suck: YOU BETTER RUN