hi, name's TheDeathOfTheGoddess

call me Goddess or TheDeathOfTheGoddess. Let go in to my super long intro from last year. YEAH! (Note sarcasm at the end)

--20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity--

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this into your profile!! (Whee, insanity is FUN)

The Insanity Test

How insane am i? The x's are what I do.

X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
x You have ran into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (does a motorbike count? i'm going to count it)
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
x You have run into a tree/bush.
X You have been called a blond.

x You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
x You just tried to lick your elbow.
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
X You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
x You have choked on your own spit.

X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

x You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I've exploded something and then it just stay on fire...then i just watched)
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
X You have caught yourself drooling

X You have fallen asleep in class. (MATH!!)
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
x People often shake their heads and walk away from you
x You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

x You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (75% of the time it when i'm still asleep)
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (ALL the time!)

X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
x The word "um" is used frequently.
X You don't know what "um" means.

x You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 38 out of 38?

Now divide that by 38 and times by 100.

My score is 100...I'm insane maybe i'm just Alice from Alice in Wonderland...Na we all know i'm a pychopath slowly planning everyone death...JUST KIDDING...maybe

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books every day!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach… but mostly your friends… I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize its depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other’s' lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can: 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. There is no beginning or end… Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.

What type of stereotyped teen are you?

PREP

X You own a cell phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

X You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colours.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

X You have worn black lipstick.

X Your hair was/is dark.

X You dislike preps.

X You're an atheist/Satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

X You can skateboard.

X You've worn plaid. (black plaid can be cool)

X You like Converse.

X You hate MTV.

X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple or green hair (streaks count).

X You dislike pink.

X You hate/dislike preps.

X You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK

X You love the computer.

X You like Harry Potter.

X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.

You get straight A's.

X You love/like reading.

You were/are in a band.

X You don't care what you look like.

X You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

X You never miss school unless you're sick.

ATHLETIC

x You watch/watched the Superbowl.

X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

X You collect your jerseys.

X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards.

X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (I’m counting NFL players)

X Your garage consists of sports equipment.

X You belong/belonged to a school team.

X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

X You have a specific number.

HARDCORE

X You like loud music.

X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

X You like the band Panic! At The Disco.

X You wear band t-shirts.

X People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

X Your hair has been dyed more than 1 colour: dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple.

Total:

PREP - 2/11 (I'm a un normal teenager)

GOTHIC - 5/9 (What? I really like the color black!)

PUNK - 6/8 (...)

GEEK - 7/10 (I’m not surprised)

ATHLETIC - 9/9 (Well… I guess I got an answer)

HARDCORE - 6/10 (*HIDES*)

It looks like I’m an athletic punk geek… Well… That’s nice :-)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Read up high and you'll learn i'm insane..)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (from when i was 5 till i was 8
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice. (i got to both)
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Sweatpants)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Sometimes)
Sports are fun. (FOOTBALL ALL THE WAYYYY!!!!!)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 23

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. (Just Lip stick and it has to be a dark color)
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (That only just happened)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice. (And dad)
You consider cheerleading a sport. (I do cheerleading but it's not a sport)
You hate wearing the color black. (Love the color black!)
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (I HATE SKIRTS)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were/are in gymnastics/dance. (gymnastics and hip-hop IS cool!)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (How???)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like. (I want to look presentable...)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Girl 7/ Guy 17

You know i swear i'm more of a guy

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the scars? He fought for our country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-post this to your profile. I bet 95% of you wont. But I'm sure people with a heart will.

When You Dial A Mental Hospital

Ring...Ring...

Welcome to Psychiatric World. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the phone so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

Congrats you made it to the end. But you know i feel bad for you...you just learned i'm crazy.

Also why did you read this? don't you have a life? then again what is a life? Is it one of those thing i take from people?

Who knows, tell me how long it took you and maybe i'll shorten it. also IF ANYONE PM ME SAY I'M NOT EVIL OR CRAZY I'LL BE REALLY UPSET...

Thanks have a good day

Goddess/the end of the world