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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

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ABOUT ME

I am just a plain, boring ass human that craves occasional intelligent conversation. And I find writing Orochimaru strangely therapeutic, hence you can be sure he will pop up a lot in my fics.

And remember to review my shit when you read it. It will make my day. And motivate me.


Facts about Life:

If it's ON THE INTERNET, it MUST be TRUE

Therefore, everything I HAVE said and WILL SAY is most certainly The Truth (ps I am a kind, thoughtful person).

HISTORY is WRITTEN by the VICTORS - Winston Churchill

(And history I will write)

What the WORLD needs is MORE geniuses with HUMILITY, there are so few of us left —Oscar Levant

Enough said.


UPDATES:

I have no particular schedule, I just update when I get inspired or people give me nice reviews.

In saying that, my fic Writing On the Wall is on indefinite hiatus.


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Legacy Undone by LD 1449 reviews
It was their last, desperate gambit. Their last hope. They pinned everything on a prayer that he could save them...and now...he's not even sure if he can make it count anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 348,678 - Reviews: 4879 - Favs: 5,689 - Follows: 6,405 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Curls of Smoke by voxophone reviews
Orochimaru finds a different way to gain a body with the Sharingan. It doesn't turn out the way he expected. [Self-Insert fic, cross-posted from AO3.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,033 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 12/18/2015 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, OC
The Windmill Turns Both Ways by Blaizekit reviews
12-year-old Naruto often dreams about the future, but when he is launched four years into it, not everything is as he envisioned. The Fourth World War is just around the corner, and Akatsuki is more dangerous than ever. But hiding and doing nothing has never been Naruto's style. To change the course of history, he searches for the truth about the future, and a way back to the past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 193,575 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Legacy by sparkleofhope reviews
"So, how much do I get paid?" "Paid to what?" "Paid to live a shitty life again, of course." Her time spent in limbo was beginning to sound like a hostage negotiation gone wrong but this was her second existence they were talking about. There better be lots of money involved! Or Tsunade gets reborn as Sakura and chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Tsunade S.
A Stranger by Loeka reviews
How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,243 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 10/23/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC - Complete
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 338,887 - Reviews: 8644 - Favs: 9,678 - Follows: 10,597 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,997 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 4,929 - Follows: 4,994 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Loyalty by True Radical Dreamer reviews
Blind loyalty is simple. The problem only begins when the world makes you open your eyes. Sakura-centric, AU, pre-timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 247,302 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Kakashi H., Anko M.
Sanitize by Sage Thrasher reviews
Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,247 - Reviews: 3673 - Favs: 10,723 - Follows: 11,959 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., OC
A Second Chance by jokergirl2001 reviews
Yoshino Nara died after giving birth and her ending led to a quirky workaholic being given a second chance at life. This time, she was going to be happy. She just had to make sure to properly pull off the amnesia act. Slightly AU, Nara-centered. OC/SI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,835 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 12/12/2019 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Shikaku N., OC
copper dreams and crimson stars by XxZuiliu reviews
In the ashes of a young man's funeral pyre, a little boy opens his eyes in a small country far to the east. A country in an entirely different world. [OC-Insert, AU]
Magi/マギ - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 7/28/2019 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Sinbad, OC, Kouen R., Koutoku R.
I Will Become the Wind by Blaizekit reviews
Returning to the past means a chance to re-shape the future. Having experienced what's to come, Naruto begins his journey to train and find Sasuke before the sparks of the Fourth War can be lit. But for those who experienced the Time-Spanning Incarnation, things are never so clear-cut. There is no going back to the way things were. The only way is to move forward. [TWTBW sequel]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,695 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 5/27/2019 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Obito U., Team Seven - Complete
Inuzuka Pup (ABANDONED) by BlackDove WhiteDove reviews
Waking up in the world of Naruto, this little pup has no idea what's going to happen. What with an over-sensitive nose, powerful siblings, the inability to dog correctly, and zero sense of direction. Who knows what she will do, who she will meet, and if she will ever find out why people smell like fudge when there is no fudge. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/11/2019 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Kiba I., Hana I., Akamaru, OC
Windmills by Time Was Frozen Today reviews
In the aftermath of the Fourth Great Ninja War, Anko Mitarashi has awoken to a world that has changed for the better. However, the shadows of the dark past of the world of the shinobi run deep. Now she is on a collision course with the source of strife, hoping to prevent it from harming the world once more. For once more does Orochimaru walk among those who he may prey upon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2019 - Published: 2/3/2019 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Whispered Nothings by strawberry and creme reviews
In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 2,712 - Updated: 2/23/2019 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Itachi U., Kakashi H., Shisui U., OC
Joyous Children by UnderneathXtheXunderneath reviews
I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,991 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 4,166 - Updated: 1/3/2019 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H., Obito U., OC
The Rogue Kunoichi by Amegakure no Kunoichi reviews
It was well worth the extra chakra to not let others see one's true face. She was a kunoichi of no name, no village, no family, no loyalty to anyone but herself. It was a lonely life but that was the cost she had to pay in order to live. Friends could easily become enemies and the less strings you have tied to your heart the less it will be torn apart by the ugliness that is life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, OC
To Love a Song by Eimana reviews
Getting a second chance at life had been something I'd always thought possible. Being reborn into an imaginary world? Less so. Not that this turn of events was displeasing. On the contrary! Until, I knew exactly where I was thrown at. Right next to Orochimaru, shaping me, changing me, mutilating me into something unrecognizable. And it would cost the shinobi world dearly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,600 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Orochimaru, Kimimaro K., OC
J 3:16 by Drostste7 reviews
She loved them, treasured them, and killed for them. She would do much more than that to keep them safe and alive, even if it meant she had to become the very thing she despised. NOT RELATED TO CHRISTIANITY IN ANY WAY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,288 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 6/12/2018 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Orochimaru, OC
The Wrong Side of the Grave by Lhyrre reviews
When I was seven years old, a witch-woman awoke all of my past lives for some purpose of her own. However, past memories from a particular life have made this entire situation way more complicated than it had to be. Now, I'm stuck between death-obsessed missing-nin, nosy pre-teens, the apocalypse, and a terrifying old lady out for revenge. Being a fish was better than this...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Orochimaru, OC
Juuichi by The Lancer of the Sun reviews
Just when I thought getting killed couldn't get any worse, I was reborn and sent to the Naruto universe by the Shinigami with some strange and unknown destiny. All I knew is that I needed to get to Konoha, but being trapped in the middle of the Kiri bloodline purges was definitely not on my list of things to do. Stupid Shinigami. Semi-SImale!OC T-maybe-M rate eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 138,305 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 1/9/2018 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Orochimaru, Anko M., OC
Carapace by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
An Aburame female in Team 7? Kucho is a dark skinned girl, loves her insects, beautiful things, learning to kill without getting blood on her. Strange even among her clan and as a Queen of her Hive, she won't be taking any sh** from her soldiers. Naruto and Sasuke will get along no matter what. A mature and capable Team7 under Kakashi is coming with plenty of chaos in their wake.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,290 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,377 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 11/10/2017 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., OC
Yin and Yang by BetweenTheSeaAndStars reviews
The concept of balance is the world of Ninja is very different. Reincarnation Fem!Jiraiya who never saw enough to have any clue what is coming. What did she know of Jiraiya? -He- liked toads and watermelons. What did she know of Orochimaru? He bit little boys. Somehow they have become best friends and their crazy balances the other's out. Like a disaster that needed to happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,039 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Hiruzen S., Tsunade S.
Maggot by Maintenant reviews
"Your name is going to be Maggot," The voice, her mother, a distant part of her recognizes, says, "Because that is all you will ever amount to." Her mother is not wrong. But that's all right. After all, what maggots are best at is surviving. SI/OC! Story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/22/2017
Dragonfly by peccolia reviews
Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,351 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 5,128 - Follows: 2,920 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Itachi U., Shisui U., OC - Complete
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
Duplicity by pompomwoop reviews
It was supposed to only be a partnership based on deception – that is, until Itachi begins to unravel the layers of the man beneath the monster while Orochimaru ends up discovering more than he bargained for. ItaOro. Akatsuki. On-going.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,791 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/26/2017 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Itachi U., Orochimaru]
Crouching Viper, Hidden Dragon by hambaagu reviews
Orochimaru— an enigmatic genius, a man twisted beyond salvation, and one of the most powerful criminals to ever walk this land. Unfortunately, I was neither genius nor criminal, and I sure as hell wasn't a man. OC as fem!Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Orochimaru, Dan, Sakumo H., Madara U.
daisies bloom over yonder meadow by XxZuiliu reviews
"Demons aren't born, otou-sama. They're made." (And from the murky depths of your darkest mistakes, your deepest regrets and your own pitiful worthlessness, I draw my first breath.) [SI/OC, Uchiha!OC, Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,724 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Obito U., OC
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 6,846 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 277,649 - Reviews: 2353 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Spiral by Of the Floating World reviews
Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,435 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, OC
War of Snakes by SparkleMoose reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted was to wind up in the past. Yet here he was, wandering into people who should be dead and trying to make a better future for them. He had the worst luck sometimes. Sasuke time travel. Largely AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru, Obito U., Team Hawk
What Doesn't Kill You by Zbluez reviews
...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,101 - Reviews: 2965 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 6,835 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Lee R., Neji H., OC
King on a Burning Throne by black.k.kat reviews
Part three of Cry Havoc. Five points of view on a family of monsters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Naruto U., Orochimaru, Anko M., Yamato - Complete
Genius Sensei by AlexDnD reviews
What if Kakashi had recovered from his deep depression? What if he turned out to be a true genius as a sensei? Watch as team 7 develops into a truly capable shinobi team!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 331,494 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 3,860 - Follows: 3,304 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9399 - Favs: 7,377 - Follows: 5,714 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Home is behind by black.k.kat reviews
Experimenting with a dimension-bending dojutsu is probably not the brightest idea ever. (Or, canon!Kakashi swaps universes with A Snake In the Grass, a Wolf At the Door!Kakashi, and absolutely no one is happy about it.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Sakumo H., Team Seven
Burn Your Castles Down by black.k.kat reviews
Part two of Cry Havoc. Even monsters can be human. Of confrontations, choices made, and a small change that could very well shake the foundations of the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,176 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 140 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Orochimaru, Jiraiya] Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Snake In the Grass, A Wolf At the Door by black.k.kat reviews
Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 2,990 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Obito U. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Like Him by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 714 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Complete
White Knight, Burning Bright by black.k.kat reviews
Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,204 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 424 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Zombie Cat Science by Zombie Cat Scientist reviews
Science loving suicidal person falls into the Naruto world. What happens when a reincarnation dies for a second time? What if you couldn't die permanently, no matter how hard you tried? What if the only other 'scientist' around is a sadistic snake loving ninja named Orochimaru and you catch his notice? M for repeated suicide. Psychological fic. Genderqueer semi-insert OC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,199 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Orochimaru, OC - Complete
Like Pinwheels in the Wind by XxZuiliu reviews
"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 881 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Sakumo H., OC
All The Difference by Supernatural Crossover Girl reviews
In one world, Orochimaru is a horrible man, who hurts his child and twists her. She goes insane and hurts Konoha because it never saw the monster. In this world, Orochimaru is a great father, because he yearns for the family stolen from him. That makes all the difference.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 116 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Orochimaru, Yamato, OC - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 2,847 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
When Silence Becomes Sin by LogicalPremise reviews
Minato isn't an idiot. He has enough sense to know why the Third wanted him to be Hokage. Thing is. . . he doesn't feel ready for the job, and a talk with Orochimaru sends both him and the snake sannin in an entirely new and chaotic direction. No clue as to pairings or eventual ends yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N.
In Fire Forged by OmgImPwned reviews
In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,144 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Sakura H.
Aces & Eights by Renaerys reviews
Death is the beautiful lie and Life is the ugly truth, but neither is free. Itachi. Sasori. Prequel to Zero Hour. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Itachi U., Deidara, Sasori, Konan - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,211 - Follows: 4,934 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Student by Riya3 reviews
A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 2,570 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 17,654 - Follows: 15,982 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 3,206 - Follows: 694 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Seishun Kyosokyoku by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. AU. Orochimaru takes a genin team. That poor, poor man. 17 moments of spring.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 247 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Shedding by Serena-Chan reviews
When Orochimaru agreed to take Anko on as his protege he was excited about the potential the young girl possesed . However, her personality...not so much. He trains the girl and they bond, but as a snake's skin becomes useless...it sheds and moves on
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,294 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Anko M., Orochimaru
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4160 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,932 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Yondaime by Lucillia reviews
Orochimaru overhears a discussion about who his sensei's successor would be, and does what it takes to get ahead of Minato in the selection process. Unfortunately, he bites off a little more than he can chew.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Orochimaru - Complete
Nothing More by Zombie Cat Scientist reviews
"..." he said.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Red, Mewtwo
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,474 - Follows: 5,325 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Serpientes by Xenoglossy reviews
Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Colors in the Wheel by NayanRoo reviews
A rainbow is the display of colors that we cannot see. Collection of ItaNeji and OroSasu drabbles for the livejournal community 7rainbowprompts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2007
Taller than God by rayemars reviews
Orochimaru and Anko, the path taken for the first student to become the first success.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Lessons by Gigabomb reviews
Jiraiya x Orochimaru during the time of the Great War. An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
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Writing on the Wall reviews
The Shinigami died of laughter, the toads cried salty tears and the girl… well, she tried. "It's not my fault," she told herself. It is something of an art to make a village of murder and backstabbing worse than it already is. "I just didn't realise how talented I am." A world full of irony.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,252 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/18/2017 - Orochimaru, Anko M., Team Seven, OC
Radiance reviews
A small, innocent, bright-eyed orphan and her snake-like doctor. Set during the second shinobi war.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 5/17/2019 - Orochimaru, Yamato, OC - Complete
The Lost Kid reviews
I was a prisoner of war, an escapee and then an orphan. All within a month. Except I was not alone. Not since the moment a mind transfer jutsu was used at the wrong moment. Nara!OC Set during and after the Second Shinobi war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/27/2019 - Published: 2/25/2019 - Itachi U., Orochimaru, Anko M., OC
WoW: Plus reviews
All scenes relevant and irrelevant to the plotline of my fic Writing on the Wall. Mostly stupid, some serious and lots of ridiculousness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2019 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Danzō S., Team Seven, OC