Don't own Naruto. Blah blah blah.

Shedding.

Always right?

"Wow, you are weird looking!" The girl sized up the man while leaning forward and looking him up and down. "I mean, it's nothing a little sun won't fix." A toothy grin appeared on her face.

The older of the two scowled slightly. THIS was why he only wanted ONE genin to train. They were annoying, outspoken, and bothersome to say the least. However, with the right training he could mold a powerful nin, and hopefully advance his research.

"ohhhh" The girl sighed in awe. Orochimaru quickly turned around moving his hair from the girls reach and giving her a look of pure contempt. "WHAT! I was admiring how soft it is." His eyes furrowed in frustration. But why had he volunteered for this one? Well, he knew why. She had incredible potential and he sensed such great power within her. He had a good feeling about this one.

She'd finished the academy at the age of 10 , two years ahead of schedule. She was ahead of the game, and perfect for what he had in mind. What he hadn't perceived was how rambunctious and annoying the girl was. He'd have to break her of that.

"Anko, from now on I will be your sensei. I am in charge of your training and in short in charge of your career and future in this village. Your life is in my hands in all aspects." The girl yawned scratching her head a bit while gazing at the snake nin before her then looked back down at the ground.

"Yea…" The girl half hazardly responded. Orochimaru seethed as he noted she was paying no mind, rather focusing on smashing ants on the dirt outside of the Hokage building where the two stood. The girl smiled as she dragged her feet along the ground over a trail of ants making their way towards their hill. She would wait right before the critters were about the enter the hole, then stomp her foot down and dragggg, leaving a trail of ant legs and goo. The girl giggled lightly. It intrigued him that this interested her, but he was speaking to her. HE, the GREAT Orochimaru, was speaking to her, Anko, the nobody.

"So," he fired grabbing the girl by the arm so she looked up him and away from her massacre.

"So?" The girl answered, moving her head in an annoyed motion and placing her hand on her hip with more attitude than he liked.

"RESSSSSSPECT ME!" the snake nin literally hissed at the girl, his tongue emerging like a snake's, as his eyes narrowed threateningly. Around his body his chakra flared, as a dark aura filled the air.

The girl was shocked. Her eyes widened momentarily and she trembled standing before her new sensei. Orochimaru smiled releasing her arm. This was going to be easy. Keeping kids in check of course, would be no problem for the great snake nin of Kono-

"THAT IS SO. FREAKIN. COOL! How the hell did you make your tongue do that? Ssississ sissiis sisissiisssss." The snake nin only again looked down at the girl, bewilderment clear on his face. His protégé was standing there repeatedly sticking out her tongue, wriggling it about and spiting, while making snake noises. I D I O T. Shaking his head he began walking away.

Orochimaru always had a problem admitting he was "wrong" because in his opinion it rarely happened. But this time...maybe he'd speak with the 3rd about switching him to a different genin, or maybe she'd accidentally get her neck snapped while training in the woods, yes that didn't sound so bad. Maybe she'd get the life chocked out of her by a-

"HEY!" the girl sprinted catching up with the man and grabbing his hand. "Where are you going? When are we gonna start training? I wanna start today? Teach me the tongue jutsu you just did. And, and shouldn't we get to know each other better, since we're gonna be spending almost every waking moment together." she smiled up at the man now swinging his hand to and fro. Orochimaru visibly cringed at her last statement while wriggling his hand free from hers. He was two seconds away from wrapping his hands around the little monsters neck when,

"I am the luckiest genin in Konoha! You have got to be like THE number one coolest nin in this whole village." the girl stretched her hands out for emphasis. Orochimaru smiled. Maybe she was smarter than he'd initially given her credit for. She motioned for him to bend down to her level to which he reluctantly obliged. Cupping her hands around his ear she whispered "probably stronger than old man Hokage."

As the girl dispensed her secret into his ear, a crazy smirk appeared on the mans face. He was never wrong. This was the genin he needed. Strong, smart, insightful, ambitious. Perfect. Just to be proper he stood up patting the girl on her head.

"You shouldn't insult your Hokage."

"Tch. Whatever." the girl shrugged. "I'm not saying he's not powerful, but he sure is gettin up there, ya know. Bout time to pass the torch. How many years do you think he has before diapers?" The snake nin placed his arm around the girls shoulder. He liked this one after all. "Come on sensei. Let me treat you to some dango, and you can tell me about your self." Anko wrapped her arm around his waist as she redirected the direction they'd been walking in towards the dango shop. "I know the perfect place. Best dango in town." She winked up at her sensei."Hell, I'll even buy you some tea. Top quality, What's your favorite? Chamomile? Green? Chi? Nothing's to pricey for my sensei."

Orochimaru chuckled silently. The girl spoke as if 1, she was an adult courting her sensei, and 2, she was the man in this make believe relationship. He was the lucky one. To have someone already so seemingly enamored with him. It would be easy to get her to do his bidding, go along with his will, and test out the new project he'd begun.

Yes. he smiled ignoring the song the girl had broken into. He was never wrong.

"An-ko, and O-ro-chi-mar-uuu! A combination so magical ! Number one Genin, number one leaf nin, who knowsss on what adventures they'll goooo. OHHH! It's Anko and O-ro-chi-"

"Stop it." Her song didn't even rhyme properly and her singing was no where in key.

He'd still have to break her out of some things.

but he was not wrong, nope! Just

Lucky.

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This came to me on a complete whim when I woke up this morning. I know I've got to stop writing new stuff and finish what I have already posted.

Sorry for not updating my other stories but SURPRISE I have mono! And it's so bad its ruined my summer lately. I sleep all the damn time. Here's the funniest part of it. I haven't been kissing a damn person because my bf is in North Carolina, but the person who gave it to me…was the little 6 year old girl that I baby sit. I guess because her and her sister like to put on my lip gloss and chap stick and crap. WHATEVER! Proof that children are Satan's spawns. UNBELIVABLE. Only in my life.

ANYWAY about this story, Orochimaru and Anko have got to be like the funniest two people to imagine together because they seem so opposite. Like I know Orochimaru seems to have a sense of humor, but at the same time he's so menacing and junk and she's so, as Sakura put it, Naruto-ish. So I decided to write about them. But their relationship is weird and creepy and I don't know, finding information on the two, like their relationship, is like looking for the holy fucking grail. Bah! And figuring out time line stuff and when he gave Anko the seal etc etc is gonna be hell. Ill have to watch that silly sea monster arc again. If anyone can aid me and tell me where to find info. Ill love you for it! Wikipedia isn't doin to much for me.

So yea this is gonna be a funny but very sad story cause clearly we all know how it ended.

review, and check for updates.

Let me know what ya think.

Serena-Chan