What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.

A series of oneshots based on all the things that Mai and Naru could be learning. 19: An English test, Sexy Silk, and an embarrassing encounter! What's a girl to do? Will Naru be her medicine man? READER SUGGESTIONS WELCOME!

ZoLu.Winner of 10 awards: Best AU, Drama. In a mansion with a long bloody history, countless vanished people are trapped. Inside, Luffy is a feared yet traumatized outcast, a war is waging on 2 fronts, their time is running out, and now Zoro's moving in.

A hazy night and a mysterious tattoo somehow turn out to be the perfect way to balance the odds.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

Vaan figures out Balthier's less than pure intentions, ponders on them, and comes to a conclusion. BalthierxVaan.

A series of lifechanging events involving Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, told from different points of view. Written in 2002, long before it would become painfully obvious that I could have chosen a better title...

Sequel to Such Is Life: The Spark. Two years later, SAW has to deal with his decisions as the new Allspark, the arrival of Decepticons and Autobots alike, and his feelings of regret for his responsibility. Will it be too much for him? Angst ahoy.

The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?

It wasn’t that Ta Min didn’t think the Air Nomads were capable of finding the new Avatar, just that she couldn’t imagine how they could be certain they had the right reincarnation of her husband. Pre-series one-shot.

What ever happened to that soda machine? This follows it's adventures and hijinks across the country. THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES![movieverse]

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.

Megatron's latest scheme involves training three baby seekers specifically for combat on Earth. Unfortunately for Thundercracker, he's the only one even remotely qualified to watch them.

Damaged and unable to communicate with or even find his fellow Autobots, a lone survivor crashes to Earth and must locate Optimus and the others before a dangerous enemy arrives. Who can he trust, if he cannot tell friend from foe?

A story about love and hate in a world ruled by Decepticons. AU, no RotF. Character Death, Serious Themes, No Happy Endings. Please read Author's Note.

Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.

Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.

[2007Movieverse] The All Spark left several accidental Transformers in Mission City. A vending machine with Decepticon leanings and a cell phone who's searching for the Autobots team up to look for a way out of the city without the humans catching up.

Bumblebee goes to the cliff to find a young sparkling, and remembers the incident that brought it into being. No pairings

Bots sifting thro' debris of a devastated neutral city find one of its defenders alive & take him to their base. Repaired & released from medical, Bluestreak wanders the halls. Jazz rescues him again. MorMA.G1.Slash. Jazz:NotProwl gift for RustyChevrolet.

Sam and Optimus take a road trip. Movieverse, with some tips of the hat to other formats.

[2007 Movieverse] Everything can change in an instant. But you never, ever give up. The story of a boy and his car. Or a robot and his ghost.

2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.

G1. Bluestreak wandered through the empty corridors of the Ark. What happened? Where was everybody? Did that shadow just move? "Bluestreak? You shouldn't be here..."

SamFrenzy. First one I've seen, so far...The Decepticons decide that Sam should be humiliated, and Frenzy carries it out in the worst way. No one knew the repercussions of what that would cause...ManBot n' all that jazz...Primus, this title sucks...

What happens when humans and autobots fall for each other? Meant to be just a drabble, turned into something huge. MikaelaxOptimus...some violence, blood, gore, etc. Lots of angst.

What happens when Farmer Prime has to deal with evil Mayor Megatron's plans for his three lovely daughters? gasp There is the tipping of space cows! In response to an interesting IM convo I read...enjoy! Not to be taken seriously!

Pre-Movie. Another crackarific sequel to Admitting Defeat. Takes place right after Admitting Defeat, showing the last night of Bumblebee's life as a stripper. Barricade/Bee, sparktouching, and a little Ironhide/Bee. HEY LOOK BLACKOUT'S IN THIS.

[Post 2007Movieverse] Um...I have no explanation for this. A random scene of Bumblebee and Barricade. Please ensure to read the author's notes at the end before reviewing....reviews not necessary.

One shot, postTFtM2007. 'Cade'Bee. Even thousands of years apart can't crush the feelings he harbors for his rival...

Ironhide enjoys everything about the Lennox's life... except for the baby. Feel good fluff, sugar to ingest, nothing important just WAFFy.

Sequel to the crackarific fic Admitting Defeat. Sam finds out more than he wants to know about his car's past, and it takes an interesting turn... Past Bee/Ironhide, totally Bee/Sam with only one quick passing mention of Mikaela.

Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.

My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.

In a world filled with bounty hunters, dangerous secrets, and unspoken emotions, Vincent, Yuffie, and the rest of AVALANCHE and the Turks must fight to save the life of the Planet one more time, against an enemy no one would have ever expected existed.

Sai has fun with words, and Sakura is an unknowing test subject.

When Kakashi and Iruka follow Naruto into the forest at night, they learn just what Naruto has sacrificed to keep Konoha safe. It is Kakashi's duty, confronted with his failure, and Gaara of the Sand's to bring Naruto back from the darkness. Betaed by Ais

You can lead a House to rehab, but you can't make him shrink. My take on how House came, saw, and conquered his rehab facility.

When weird stuff happens to Mirage. Poor, poor Mirage. Whinny.

After a series of Zaraki's having a bad day accidents, Unohana convinces Kenpachi and Yachiru that they need a Hawaiian vacation. KenUno, Yachiru

Ukitake, Yoruichi, and Urahara. Before the fall.

Jackson Rippner is determined to have his revenge on the one that got away. Things fall apart. [LisaxJackson]

A mysterious cry in the woods leads Kagome and Miroku to an abandoned shrine with a dead woman inside. But with the woman is a still-living baby who has an unusual connection to Inuyasha.

[Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves]Restricted to England’s green countryside, Azeem laments the loss of his kin and homeland when an unexpected boon literally comes crawling from the woodwork.

After the events of FFX2, Yuna and Tidus have been reunited. But one last threat to Spira has arisen the last of the Fayth's buried secrets... Together, they start on a final journey to protect their home.

YYH/Harry Potter crossover. Voldemort has gotten hold of an artifact that allows him to summon demons into the living world. The Spirit Detectives are in the wizarding world to get it back.

They couldn't hit him, but they could hurt him.

[Goonies] [Slash] Mouth is grounded for a variety of reasons, but that doesn't stop him from getting into trouble. Oh no siree.

[Mangabased] Edward Elric is told that he was hurt in a mysterious explosion after he wakes up from a coma in Liesenburg.

An accident leaves injuries and questions for both Michael and Kitt.

After Luke Skywalker is mysteriously transported to a strange planet called Earth, he finds that he can no longer feel the Force. He must then seek aid from the only Force users he can find...the Care Bears? COMPLETE

Now complete! Losing a wife is hard enough, but losing a child... some losses are too much for the human soul to bear.

Jack returns to Port Royal again only to find himself on a mission to rescue one of his closest friends. This is a sequel to 'A Taste of Misery'.

Captain Jack Sparrow returns to Port Royal, destined for the gallows for a crime that he honestly didn't commit.

Basically some stupid little thing I wrote. It's a year after the curse storyline, and Jack's crew goes crazy. Features "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" from Veggietales

The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)

[Dreamcatcher] .. Henry/Owen. Dr. Henry Devlin and Capt. Owen Underhill are on the run. Henry falls asleep and Owen tastes wine.

Every story has to come to an end... What if the end that comes is the last thing that any of Inuyasha's group suspects?

The aftermath of the final battle with Naraku. Chapter 1 added, but it's still pretty dark. Don't lose hope just yet though. I promise good things are on the way :)

AU, I/K. The new world is falling apart, and so is Kagome's life in america. Things couldn't possibly get worse...Until she's kidnapped by indians. And her captor, strangely, has long, white hair.

After the third time Integral nearly gets used as a virgin sacrifice, Alucard decides there's a much easier way to protect his master. Beware rampant silliness.

A standalone episode... Integra in labour, but Hellsing manor is snowed in.. what will happen? will unborn child & mother survive?

What if Dr. Seuss had written the screenplay for the crow? PG for language and puerile humour.

The adventure through the Labyrinth left Jareth a changed man... err, owl... n.~ What's a Goblin King without his powers? *COMPLETE!*

The One Ring returns. Again.... Just releasing some frustration at the amounts of crap loaded lotr fics these days.

After the unthinkable strikes the Foundation, can they pick up the pieces and go on? Warning this story is VERY dark.

What kinda sick perverts are Cloud, Aeris, Red XIII, Tifa, Barret, Cait Sith, Cid, Vincent, and Yuffie?! Read to find out what they do in a hotel one night.