Captain's Log:
Damn that kid. All I asked was that he stay out of the way and not do anything stupid. So what does he do? Something stupid. He hit me in the back of the head. That hurt dammit! I don't know what the idiot did, but I woke up faced with me old crew, the boy and his bonnie lass were gone, I had a headache I wouldn't wish on Barbosa. Who am I kidding? Yes I would. With a little help from one of the crew I managed to ask for a parley. (I couldn't think of the word. Damn the french and their weird language) They weren't happy. Wonder why they got so upset. Now all I have to do is convince Barbosa to do as I say. Fun. To top it all off, I seem to have left me hat on the Interceptor. Bet Will stole it.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
My attempts to persuade Barbosa to make a deal were less than successful. So now I'm in the brig of me own ship. They haven't been taking proper care of her. Small leak, am up to ankles in sea water. More later
No Ship
Captain's Log:
My ship! They're hurting my ship! Stop firing you blackgaurds! You're hurting my love A fork just flew past my face. Must've run out of cannon balls. Hah! My luck has turned. A flask. Finally some rum! Damn, it's empty! Gah! There's a hole in my ship! Ah well, at least I can get out of here.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Gave Gibbs back his flask. Not looking so good right now. Almost got the coin. But the damned monkey beat me to it. Found out the monkey's name is Jack. That explains it. We Jacks are naturally quicker and smarter than others. Am slightly touched that Barbosa named his monkey after me (kinda insulted too, could go either way) but that's dimminished by the fact that I'm now his prisoner. Again.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Damn!Damn!Damn! I knew it! I knew that romantic idiot would do something like this. He told Barbosa who he was and turned himself over with the agreement that 'Elizabeth goes free' and 'the crew isn't to be harmed'. Not a word about me. After all I've done for the whelp! And what stupid wording. What does he think Barbossa's gonna do? Drop Elizabeth off at some classy port? Ha. Done Ranting. Must go, time to learn me fate. If I don't make it Gibbs gets me hat. Wherever it is.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Hmm, been here before. Back on the island they marooned me on last time. At least I've got company. The lovely Elizabeth. But even better, there's rum left. No rum runners, unfortunately. But plenty of rum! Tonight's plan. Get Drunk. Get girl drunk. Have fun. Make the kid horribly jealous. A pirate has to have some hobby. Now, if you'll escuse me, there's rum waiting.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Plan backfired. Girl got me drunk, lit rum on fire as signal for Over Eager Sutior# 1. Waste of good rum. And to top it all off it worked. Commadore Puppy showed up to rescue the Damsel in Distress and I got slapped in irons. Again. However, on the plus side, girl convinced Commadore Puppy to go after the Black Pearl. Promised to marry him. Can't wait to tell Will. Have plan to fix both Commadore and Barbosa. Write later.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Plan worked! Mostly. Convinced Commadore to let me go in and lure them out. Got there just as they were going to sacrafice the kid.Glad. Annoying as he is, he's grown on me. Plus I want me hat back, and I think he knows where it is. Warned Barbosa about Commadore Puppy's arrival. Convinced him to send crew out after him before removing the curse. Stole gold piece. Freed Will, fought Barbosa. He was pissed when he found out I was immortal too. Kinda fun. Interesting being a skeleton. But, cut hand, bled on coin, tossed it to Will, he did same thing, curse lifted, got to shoot Barbosa. Am now happy. All I need is some rum, a woman, and a ship, and I'll be in heaven.Oh, and my hat back of course.Will is evading my questions about it. Very suspicous.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Bad side effect of brilliant plan. Am in jail again. Going to be hanged. Crew abandoned me. To be expected. It's the code. Still. Annoying. Going to die and I still don't know what happened to me hat.
No Ship
Captain's Log:
Will wonders never cease. Will saved me. Quite a good rescue too. Got cornered by Commodore Puppy's goons. Will very loyal. Surprised. Girl joined us, declaring love for Will. Not Surprised. Saw Coddle's parrot. Realized plan. Was going to jump over edge. Fell. Swam to Black Pearl. Am Captain of it. Must ask Gibbs if he has information about me hat. Going to miss Will. Annoying whelp. Would've made a good pirate. Cute too.
Ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Black Pearl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!