""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

*Complete* A/U and SS/HG Pairing: After the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape has become the new Dark Lord. Though his relationship to the Order is a bitter one, he seeks to mend the wizarding world his way. A chance prisoner exchange between the Death Eaters and the Order provides him the perfect opportunity to claim a woman he thought lost to him and to set his victory in motion.

*COMPLETE* After the war, Hermione and Severus share a drunken one night stand. Horrified when he realises Hermione was a virgin, Snape gives her a dangerous dark artifact and disappears. An accident at the Ministry throws their lives into chaos. Divine Intervention is a tricky thing and what at first seems a fateful mistake might prove to actually be the correction of one.

After the war Hermione struggles to cope with what happened to her, causing strife in her relationship with Ron. The only person who truly understands is Draco. He wants to start his life over, but he can not do it alone. The only person who can help him is the witch he was born to hate but will grow to love. TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM. Rated M for swearing and lemons

Hermione and Draco are some of the best healers that St. Mungo's has to offer. When they are forced to work together, Draco finds himself surrounded by wizards who were once enemies. Soon he realizes that Hermione has a secret that could kill her, and that all of the wizarding world could be at risk.

It was time to let him go. Time to return to her clan and let him fade into memory. But ancient elven magic is not so easily left behind, and when trouble comes looking for her, the one man most capable of helping her may be the one she never intended to see again. Lavellan/Solas Pairing [Rating Updated]

Hermione is divorced, broke, and keeping a secret from the world. A Help Wanted ad seems like it could be the solution to all her problems. Can she finally put her past behind her and have a chance at a real future?

Hermione Granger's life is forever changed one night by an innocuous spell and a timely Professor. KindaPureblood!Hermione and Not Quite a Marriage Law. I just could't get my tropes right. Either way, the resident Know-It-All and the Bat of the Dungeon collide in this AU, SS/HG story about what happens when you're related to the Dark Lord. Cover art by Freya Ishtar.

When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.

Ruined by a pirate and a hurricane, former Commodore James Norrington lays in wait on Tortuga with one last objective: kill Jack Sparrow. But when Elizabeth Swann arrives on the scene, a fugitive from justice and recently parted from her fiancé, James cannot help but offer her his aid. Norribeth. COMPLETE!

Sakura comes across an ailing Sasuke and agrees to help him on the condition that he returns to Konoha with her. Not everyone is thrilled to have him back. What will happen in the months that follow? Does Sasuke have a chance at redemption? Or was his fate sealed the moment he returned home? (Does not completely conform to the manga or anime).

Sherlock John and Mary are on their way to pick Molly up and take her to dinner. The trio does not expect to overhear a short conversation between Molly and her ex-fiance. Sherlock deems it time to give Molly a helping hand, both may discover that love does not always get the fairy-tale ending, but understanding and respect can give love as many chances as it needs.

Snape and Dumbledore enact an old tradition in the castle, hoping to gain a much-needed edge. More-or-less AU starting at book 6. Rated for language and smut.

Sakura and Sasuke have been married for over a decade, but things are far from perfect, and Sakura's beginning to realize that maybe she deserves better. KakaSaku

COMPLETE: Three years post-DH (EWE/Dramione). A prophecy handed down the Malfoy line for generations revolves around Draco, throwing a wrench into the life he's trying to rebuild. Even more perplexing, it somehow also seems to involve one Hermione Granger? Angst and murder, fluff and stuff.

Thinking she has stumbled into an expensive Renaissance fair Ali just wants to find her way home. As it turns out that is easier said than done when she finds she isn't exactly in Kansas any more and those Orcs are not just highly paid actors. (oc X Thorin) Rated for some Mature material in later chapters.

Almost two years after warning Lavellan and telling her about his true nature, Solas finds himself entangled in a web of emotions as Cole seeks him out. The nuances of right and wrong are not easily defined, as he is forced to face, that perhaps he does not know everything. Solas and Lavellan romance and reunion. Has major spoilers for the Trespasser DLC.

Sherlock is dead. Everybody knows that - except for the one person he trusted to help him pull off the elaborate hoax. But now she has to live with the aftermath of the Reichenbach Fall. When he went away, Sherlock took Molly's heart with him but left something even more precious behind. She has been keeping many secrets and telling lots of lies but, eventually, the truth will out.

What if Ellana could be swayed? Could he convince her that there was more to the Dread Wolf than betrayal? That the tales of him were twisted versions of the truth? He'd sworn to them both that he would not enter a relationship with her with lies between them. But if she came to believe... It was an alluring idea, one far too good to pass up. And so, Solas plotted. COMPLETE

Follows our favorites in the 8th year & Marriage law. "Don't you get it, Granger? We will belong to each other." EWE. Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to the HP universe. (AU/OOC/EWE)

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

In post-war England, the Ministry of Magic is closing Azkaban Prison, and prisoners are being released to family members. What will happen to Severus Snape, who has no family? Hermione Granger has a notion of what can be done.

Three years after the war, everyone is getting on with their lives and Hermione could honestly say she was quite content. What happens however when her life path becomes very much intertwined with a freshly divorced curse breaker and an adventurous dragon tamer? Only one way to find out! Story edited in 2019.

In the years since Bilbo left Erebor, he has lost his respectability, gained a nephew, and gotten on with life at Bag End. He'd left aside adventure for the comforts and peace of his little Hobbit hole, and for the love of a child who needed him. Though perhaps, adventures can yet find him.

Hermione passes through the Veil, but is that it? Is it so simple? So final? Would there be more chapters coming if it were?

Two years after the fall, Sherlock has come home to a new complication in his well-ordered existence - the shy pathologist he once trusted with his life. Can he now trust her with his heart, or is she simply a problem that needs solving? In the meantime, a rash of seemingly unrelated murders has followed him home. Who is behind them and why? Blatant Sherlolly. Rating changed to M.

AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.

Twenty-seven years ago, Frodo and Bilbo fled the Shire and took up residence in Erebor. There, Bilbo became the King's Consort and Frodo was given a prince's status and a warrior's education to fulfill his destiny. It is time. Bagginshield-established, Frodolas

It is but a few weeks after the Final Battle and the Grimmauld place household is still a bit of a mess with our favourite two thirds of the Golden Trio, a mourning werewolf and his son, and a healing bat of the dungeons. What awaits the occupants of the house in the near future? Read and find out. HG/RL and HP/SS. AN: Story under review (2019).

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

When he fell from St. Bart's Sherlock knew he loved John Watson. John couldn't love him back (or so he thinks). Now that he's back from the dead things are back to normal... sort of. When a serial killer targets increasingly high profile gay couples Sherlock is on the case. With a, possibly ill-advised, plan Sherlock and John go undercover as a couple to uncover the truth.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure and along the way he might just learn that being respectable isn't all it's cracked up to be. A look into how Bilbo got to know and befriend the dwarves and maybe, just maybe, come to care for one in particular. Slow burn Bagginshield, rating may change.

Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.

Sherlock is drawn into a perverse game unlike anything he's ever played. As he tries to untangle the web, he makes a shocking discovery that will change two lives forever. Sherlolly. Winner of "Best Romance", "Best Mystery", and "Fan Favorite" in the Rated M categories in the 2012 Sherlock and Molly Fic Awards (SAMFAs). Art by the fantastic Flavialikestodraw on Tumblr!

AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.

"They had never met before, to the best of Tom's recollection, but there was something eerily and inexplicably familiar about William Baggins all the same." Modern AU, reincarnation, Thorin Oakenshield/Bilbo Baggins romance, happy ending.

A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.

The Order of the Phoenix sends adult Hermione into the past with a mission, but it's not to change history or have fun. Time turner fic. Remus/Hermione. Now Complete.

After the Unbreakable Vow incident which forever altered the state of Fred's left buttock George decides that maybe a slightly less dangerous vow might be just as much fun. Things don't quite turn out exactly as planned. FredxHermionexGeorge, but not twincest. Please remember, YKINMK. Ratings for language, mature content, some violence, and Umbridge.

Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku

Sherlock Holmes, a very unusual sort of pirate, needs help from a famous physician named Dr. Hooper. Adventure and romance follow, and lots of familiar faces. COMPLETE

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

Naruto is about to be banished from the Leaf when Sakura decides to take matters into her own hands. She takes his place and discovers that life is not as black and white as she had once believed.

Another family gathering. But for Hermione, they always have a special significance. CW/HG. Desperate and intense. Older readers only, please.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

A magical plague strikes the wizarding world, decimating the female population. The Wizengamot sees a revolutionary new marriage law as the only way to repopulate their dying world. Hermione, Severus and Lucius Malfoy get caught up in the consequences.

Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

Fauns in Roman Mythology are known for...well...ahem. I don't think Mr. Tumnus is any different -- but I do think he is innocent, and good...in his own Faunish way. Eventual Tumnus/Lucy. No ped., no incest

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.

Luna convinces Hermione to perform a specific charm, and the results change the lives of four unsuspecting wizards.

Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!

On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

When in an act of extreme desperation, Hermione Granger reluctantly signed herself up as a surrogate, she never counted on having to carry her former professor's progeny. SS/HG

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!