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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

(Oh my gosh, all this blank space for me to write in... wow) *starts trying to think of things to write* Hi. I'm a preteen who lives in the States, in the deep South (howdee, ya'll!) and I really love writing, so I decided to make this account. I really hate Snape rescues Harry from the Dursleys cliché, I mean - you read one you've read them all. There are a few good ones out there but most are just unrealistic. Seriously. What are the odds that this bitter man who is quite happy to blame an innocent child for something his father did will turn out to be a good parent?

Same thing for Snape is Harry's biological father stories.

Wrong Boy-Who-Lived stories are pretty much the same. It just gives readers a chance to hate on completely unrealistic James and Lily. The Potters were shown to be good people, they had flaws, everyone does, but they really loved Harry. They aren't going to ignore him just because * insert name here* defeated Riddle, or was thought to.

I like H/Hr, it just seems more natural than Harry and Ginny, who don't really get to know each other until HBP.

I DON'T like H/Hr stories that have Ginny bashing. Ginny is a nice girl, it's just that the readers don't know her all that well. You don't really get to see Harry and Ginny's relationship developing like you do the Golden Trio's.

I like well thought out manipulative Dumbledore fics. And Imean well thought out. Some of them are just mindless Dumbledore bashing.

Well, now that I'm here and ranting, I shall speak about another thing that makes me mad.

Anti feminists.

Feminism, by definition, is the belief that the genders are equal and that women are oppressed and discredited-and men are, too.

You are either a feminist or a misogynist and/or misandrist. There is no box marked other.

To the Twihards, check out this essay I found on why Deadward is an abusive boyfriend. Don't forget this awesome rewrite of the dreaded Saga by Tprincess. Its got, like, actual vampires and *gasp* a plot, and even *faints* character development! Another good one called "If Bella Were Sane" really funny, well written d iary account of all four books.

Tprincess' story is so awesome, I was like "what if there was a glitch and this is the real twilight, and Meyer's was a fanfiction, and somehow they got switched?!" I mean, really, read it. It's amazing.

I don't own Harry Potter. Nor do I own a snappy joke to put in the disclaimer slot. This disclaimer applies to all fanfics I write.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy's back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against a wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please, God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

Where I lay there, motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

Put this on your profile if you hate child abuse, then PM me. I want to know who cares!

UPDATE: *starts hyperventilating* guys, I found it. TARA'S ACCOUNT! I FOUND IT! It's located at www.fanfiction.ws/u/999831/XXXbloodyrists666XXX

Join me in this momentous occasion! Post the link on your homepages! Post! Post! Post!

This is the Wall of Flames. Thankfully there are none yet, but when I het one, anonymous or no, it's going up here.

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All Started With A Smell by o0Black-Sand0o reviews
It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 347,914 - Reviews: 4730 - Favs: 7,270 - Follows: 7,808 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Naruko U.
Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 343,724 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Harry P., Minato N.]
Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 4763 - Favs: 10,687 - Follows: 11,464 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 15117 - Favs: 13,949 - Follows: 15,772 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4935 - Favs: 6,435 - Follows: 6,404 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Mr Holmes by Zanchev reviews
After the war Harry Potter is once again sacrificed for the public's peace of mind, and is locked away in Azkaban on his eighteenth birthday. Four years later, he is visited by the British Government and offered freedom in exchange for his unique views and skills. Armed with his new identity, Harry is released into Muggle London and pointed towards the nearest corpse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,373 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 6/23/2019 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
RAB's Brief Story by Mrs Borgin reviews
In 1972 Hogwarts received a new student, another member of the noble Black family. Just as his brother, Regulus was a smart kid, handsome and popular. And just as his brother, he made choices that led him to death. But before his death, he had a normal life, with friends and girls...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 167 - Words: 320,778 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sirius B., Severus S., Voldemort, Regulus B.
Shattered Fairy Tale by Lady Khali reviews
After twenty years of okay, Ginny needed-no, deserved-more. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse. Alot worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8718 - Favs: 14,793 - Follows: 17,982 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Six Word Memoirs by callisteia reviews
Is 06 words enough to describe the Harry Potter characters? Totally. (Current status: Puns. Lots of puns.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 6/25/2015
English Vacation by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Jiraiya gets a hold of Lee's Hogwarts Admission Letter and team 7, plus retired hokage, go off to investigate Lee's origins. Meanwhile Lee becomes frustrated that no one besides her seems to realize that reality is in fact a giant illusion that is in the process of breaking apart. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,847 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Harry P., Minato N. - Complete
Founder Diaries by PaintandDinosurs reviews
The founding of Hogwarts chronicled through the personal journals of the school's four founders. Short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015
Jealous Much? by and if I dream reviews
Mark Blofis, Paul's son, is very, very mortal. Umbridge-worthy on the hating 'half-breeds' scale. But he's also very, very jealous of Percy Jackson. Vindictive, one might say. How much damage can one mortal stepbrother of Percy Jackson possibly cause? Welcome to the world of demigods, Mark Blofis- try not to blow anything up.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,091 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 3/28/2015
A Wizards Christmas Carol by sprinter1988 reviews
Well, 'tis about that time of year when I usually attempt to churn out something festive. A Snape-centric fic, though he is not portrayed in a positive light all the way through. On the other hand, I am going to try to be at least somewhat nice to him in this the title implies, this is based of the great story by Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Severus S., Evan R., A. Sinistra
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 819 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Transmuting Freedom by TheHunter747 reviews
When Harry gets in an argument with his friends, Hogwarts thinks it's high time she took matters into her own hands. Harry begins his training in the ancient and noble art of Alchemy, and begins to break free of the manipulations placed on him. A manipulative Dumbledore and an independent Harry clash, and Harry must struggle to escape the machinations of Fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,289 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Family Heirloom by HufflepuffRave reviews
'Sentimentality, Salazar' Rowena asked in some surprise, one of her eyebrows rising to her hairline. 'I would never have suspected it of you.' Salazar laughed shortly and humorlessly. 'Even the best of us have our weak moments,' he said dryly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Salazar S., Rowena R., OC - Complete
Harry and Teddy by Naureen97 reviews
Christmas Eve during Harry's childhood were his worst days. He would never let that be the same for Teddy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Pariah by 2BeRini reviews
The confrontation in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom has a different, tragic ending . . . Rated for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Queen of Hell by Eriamaude reviews
Why some of the Azkaban's inmates prefer hearing the screams of the others to be in solitary confinement. For the Disney Lyrics competition at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Torn by padfoot's prose reviews
The world is falling apart. But it is never, never broken.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Present by SilverySparks reviews
Lily tells James that she is pregnant. Jily Oneshot. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/14/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Failed Mission by padfoot's prose reviews
James never tells anyone about the failed mission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Regulus B. - Complete
An Albanian Interlude by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily's Albanian warfare is briefly interrupted when Hermione Granger shows up wandering around the battlefield looking for her. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proposition by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily and company make Trelawney an offer she can't refuse and Trelawney, with the help of her inner eye, realizes that something's more than a little off about the protagonist Eleanor Potter. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sybill T. - Complete
Letters by The Peverells reviews
After Harry left Privet Drive for the final time, Dudley and Harry had very little contact. Most of it was through letters, but sometimes it was through phone calls and get-togethers. Here is a chronicle of Harry and Dudley's relationship after the War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,067 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
The Better Genius by chattyxx reviews
He is the better genius in the end, for he had gotten what he wanted time and time again. Genius Naruto. Short fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Weapon and His Sunshine by chattyxx reviews
ItaNaru, with hints of SasuNaru. He has always loved her, and she has never known.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Itachi U., Naruko U. - Complete
Silent Screams of Anxiety by Retrobution reviews
Percy came home to the fire alarm wailing and his mother; whose eyes were closed and a pulse that was barely beating. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Percy J., Sally J. - Complete
Hello, Severus by TheHunter747 reviews
During Harry's first Occlumency lesson, Severus Snape gets an unexpected and entirely unwelcome surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Second Uchiha by KillerPen reviews
"I'm pregnant, I'm having your baby. Our child is growing inside of me" Naruto said slowly as if talking to a child. Growing frustrated with her husband's response. "With my baby?" Sasuke asked. "Unfortunately." Naruto said. A sweet fluffy story about Sasuke and Naruto's (Fem!Naru) baby. Featuring doting daddy Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 395 - Published: 10/6/2014
Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Death, Lily, and Wizard Lenin have a conversation on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon. Spin-off/side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Returning by javamoose reviews
After the ordeal between the feuding camps has been settled, Nico seeks to return to Greece to help the Seven. Reyna tries to convince him to stay to recuperate. It's then that Nico has a revelation.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Nico A., Reyna R. - Complete
Overheard Conversation by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,027 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Wind and Window Flower by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
She lives because she has always lived. AU Ending to New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Bella - Complete
Keeping Appearances by TheEscapeFromReality reviews
Harry walks the halls of Hogwarts seriously injured and is confronted by the Slytherins. They take him to Snape, who uses Legilimency to make a startling discovery. Is Dumbledore really who he says he is? Is Harry really on the right side of the war? Goodish!Voldemort, No Slash, Powerful Harry, Mentor Snape, Good Malfoys, super bad Dumbles, very abused Harry, AU Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 6,399 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10081 - Favs: 23,715 - Follows: 13,718 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 118 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Who I Am by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Bella is sick of Edwards controlling ways and breaks out of her shell becoming the real Bella Swan, the one who she used to be in Arizona but Edward doesn't take kindly to this. She catches the interest of another Cullen and she walks in on a dirty little secret kept by Edward, with her knew personality she doesn't take it lying down. And she has a mate. OOC!Bella ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,802 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Nothing More, Nothing Less by Anini mouse reviews
Sally Donovan thought she would feel vindicated when Sherlock left, but then he jumped off a building and now she just feels angry, and maybe a little bit guilty. "He's a freak/Nothing more, nothing less/Just a freak" Rated T for mentions of suicide. Yes it's a poem, don't read it if you don't want to. (But I'd love it if you would)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 196 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
Bloodthirsty by Hyacynthianna reviews
A voyage into Naruto's mind as a child. Kakashi picks up a paper detailing Kyuubi's plans for the whole world. Dark Naruto implied. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U.
A Darkened World by sprinter1988 reviews
Hermione and Ron both leave Harry behind in the tent. Neither return, and were among the few to escape Britain when Voldemort took over. Years later, their daughter Rose has joined an ICW operation that tries to stop Voldemort's power from spreading beyond Europe. However things take an unexpected turn when she discovers what became of Harry Potter. Ron Bashing and Deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,961 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Harry P., Rose W. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 490 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Therapy by 9foxgrl reviews
After Sasuke tells him that his goal is to kill his brother Naruto believes that Sasuke needs therapy. Luckily he's a certified psychiatrist!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Villain by Retrobution reviews
I was the one that they depended on. The one that always stays calm at every single situation. Don't they see? A oneshot poem about the saviour of Olympus, Percy Jackson.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
4 Out of 5 DADA Professors Recommend by wwwendy reviews
With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,038 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Harry P.
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry's had Enough by sprinter1988 reviews
Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Owe Me by sprinter1988 reviews
Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 358 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Freak by Canon-Fire reviews
Sherlock didn't want, or need, Mycroft watching over his shoulder at all times, but sometimes having the British Government as a big brother, had it's advantages. Hint of Mycroft/Lestrade
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 583 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How HP and the DH should have Ended by sprinter1988 reviews
There comes a time for every Harry/Hermione shipper when they write a story like this one, so here is mine. A new ending for Deathly Hallows. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 224 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just A Prank by 9foxgrl reviews
After being pranked by Naruto his classmates want revenge on him and his friends. They never expected it to go wrong. An Early Happy Halloween readers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 235 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Hijacking the Kangaroo Court by sprinter1988 reviews
Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 279 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Wrackspurt Intervention by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day. Her parents do not approve, and look to Harry to sort it out. He wants to help, but has no plan. Luna has one though, Which is fortunate... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 231 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Prisoners of Mary Sue by BackgroundRobot-11 reviews
What would happen if a Mary Sue actually went to Hogwarts? Yeah, turns out they're not as beloved as they think. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bellatrix Meets Bella by NyxBorn reviews
Bellatrix meets Bella, Edward, and Jacob. Twilight bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella - Complete
How Breaking Dawn Should Have Ended by Maran Zelde reviews
If you hate Jacob/Renesmee and imprinting, you'll get a kick out of this alternate ending.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Forbidden by SoumaMiho reviews
A forbidden love never meant to be. Two broken hearts torn by fate and forsaken by destiny. A female Naruto and Itachi fic. One shot. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fragile Minds by Jestes reviews
A human mind is a surprisingly fragile thing. Dark!Naruto Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wrong Order by Dayja reviews
Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 208 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sherlock H., Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
The Glamorous Life by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Renesmee ponders her place in the world of half formed lies and shattered truths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Unforgiven by Society's Failure reviews
He was gone, and it was all his fault. He was depressed and alone, and she wouldn't help him. She was left shattered, and she had brought it on her self. Angsty, long one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Such A Fake by kumori.no.hi reviews
Always so happy. Always so cheerful, so willing. Always hiding behind his mask. People sometimes see past it, sure, but in the end... what happens in the end? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Remembrall by Blizdal reviews
There are things Harry doesn't remember. Warning: child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In Death's Image by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Cold and analytical, Isabella Swan sees the world through shaded eyes, remembering what she can't forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009
Birthday Blues by Mission to Marzipan reviews
It's Percy's sixth birthday and Gabe is at his worst. Sally has to bear the brunt of her husband's wrath. Again. Rated for language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Gabe U., Sally J. - Complete
The Wise Man and the Fool by DasMervin reviews
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 581 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
New New Moon by Tprinces reviews
Sequel to TWILIGHT THE REWRITE. Wish Bella would have been less emo? Hoping in vain that there could have been more plot to the franchise? Well hope no further! It's all here in NEW NEW MOON, how it should have been written.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 78,166 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Escape Artist by Lucillia reviews
The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
Internally by Woodstock500 reviews
A one-shot of Itachi's final days and resolve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
The Case Against Edward Cullen by sex in the media reviews
Something all Twilight fans must read.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
Cullen Cult by Mrs Maxim de Winter reviews
What if the Cullens wern't really vampires, but a cult? And guess who's their leader... A Twilight AU Dramedy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Never Know The Truth by TooManyDamnFangirls reviews
Itachi reflects on his life. One-shot. Itachi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let the Circle Be Unbroken by MyPhoenixLament reviews
Jacob/Leah. "She can judge for herself. Living a life full of twisted rights and wrongs has helped her learn the definition of each." Leah can't stand that Jacob has imprinted. So she does something about it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
A Brother Divided by Indie-Mod reviews
Harry Potter. Neville Longbottom. Violet Potter. All potential children of the prophecy. Believed to be Harry's brat twin, Violet, he and Neville are sent away to train at a young age. Then they return, Captains in the Wizarding Army. Not a slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 6,528 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Statute of Secrecy by RobotsMakeBetterLovers reviews
The Ministry finds out about the biggest breach in the Statute of Secrecy in wizarding history. The shock waves of this breach spread across the magical community as they slowly discover fan fiction....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2008
The Realistic Version of Breaking Dawn by Molly et Wobbles reviews
In this short little version of BD, the character followed logic and gained some well-needed insight, and of course, things did not turn out the same... Bella/Edward, Oneshot -Wobbles
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Precious People: the genius by SuperLardBucket reviews
Years after the final battle with Pein and Madara, Naruto reflects on his friends and the one promise he never kept. Who's the real genius I ask? rated T for mentions of Jiraiya and... Jiaiyisms... Slight NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 217 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 8,770 - Follows: 1,358 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
And the Rain Fell by Spazzykitsune13 reviews
Reflecting on Sasuke's leave. Angsty but comforting for Naruto and Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Freak by mute90 reviews
HPXMen Dudley has a question but Harry never answers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Ink by Gender Outlaw reviews
Sai draws on paper. Naruto draws on people. [Dark!Naruto]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Emotional Abuse by LeaveMeLonely reviews
In her final moments, Naruto makes a confesion to Sakura. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Slytherin and the New Ceiling by Lucillia reviews
Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Chocolate Frog History by Lucillia reviews
On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
Claustrophobia by Celebony reviews
Harry's childhood comes back to haunt him. A HarryWeasleys bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,049 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Harry P., Arthur W. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
The Truth About Salazar by Lucillia reviews
What if the story of Salazar Slytherin leaving was a lie invented to cover up the fact that he'd been murdered. Who would do such a thing and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Salazar S., Rowena R. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 332 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Regret by wdango reviews
Dark Naruto. Set at the scrollstealing scene. Mizuki realised how foolish it is to provoke a demon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Anonymous Person by fireworksban reviews
As part of his annual visit to the Werewolf Legislation Office, Remus must write a letter to a recently bitten werewolf. He has a set of instructions, but since when has a Marauder followed the rules?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Remus L.
Potter's Revenge by Lady FoxFire reviews
short story Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inherits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 360 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
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Weird Pairings Week reviews
Seven of the weirdest, wackiest pairings I can come up with. Lots of silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/11/2016 - [Dobby, Sorting Hat] [Albus D., Hedwig]
Professor R J Lupin reviews
Remember in PoA, when Hermione points to Lupin's case on the train? The inscription on the case was described as old and peeling, but he had only known he was going to be a professor for a month at most. I always wondered about that, and this story popped into my head. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2016
Remember reviews
Sam Uley is in a car crash, and, as a result, loses the last three years of his memory. In a strange, supernatural world, Sam has many questions. Why do all these people think he's their leader? Who is this girl named Emily? And why doesn't Leah love him anymore? Not for Sam/Emily lovers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/23/2016
Worth It reviews
Harry makes a bet, Binns cries, and Ron loses one-fifth of his life savings, but it was worth it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., C. Binns - Complete
The Chronicles of Merope reviews
Merope's life, from birth to death, and in between, this is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015
The True Story of How Salazar Left Hogwarts reviews
What the title says. Please remember that this was written at midnight on a sugar high, so, yeah.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Salazar S., Godric G., OC - Complete
The Sue War reviews
In order to consider yourself a soldier in the Mary Sue War, you must first pass this class. A My Immortal rewrite.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Draco M., OC
The Slytherin Potter reviews
What I think would have happened if Harry had been in Slytherin. He wouldn't have been free form Dumbledore's manipulations, Snape wouldn't become his father-figure, Draco Malfoy wouldn't have been his best friend. Very dark, very AU, very OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2015
The Locket
Salazar Slytherin never forgave. He never forgot. And he carried the locket with him always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Salazar S., OC - Complete
Unforgivable reviews
As the boy cries and throws tables at him, he realizes, perhaps for the first time, that what he has done to him is truly Unforgivable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Chocolate Frog Cards reviews
Some of the most ridiculous wizards in history are on these...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2015
The Dursleys Get What's Coming to Them reviews
The moment we've all been waiting for... The Dursleys are getting their comeuppance at last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/17/2015 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Authors reviews
Harry's been reading fanfiction, and he's not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Refuge reviews
After many years in hiding and nearing his death, a darker Harry looks back on his life. He regrets nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete