Name: Neon Starch

Age: 22

Hobbies: Writing, video games, listening to music and just plain relaxing

Favorite Video Games: Pokémon series, God of War series, Super Mario Bros. series, Legend of Zelda Series, Infamous 1 and 2 (Don't have PS4 so I don't know about Second Son), Prototype, Castle Crashers, Rayman Origins, MK9, Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, and a ton of old school classics.

Favorite movies: All of the movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Star Wars Episodes 3-7 (Nothing against those who like the first two, I'm just not a fan), The Dark Knight Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Up, Inside Out, The Toy Story Trilogy, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, The Blues Brothers, Batman (1989), Coraline, How to Train Your Dragon Trilogy, Kung Fu Panda Trilogy, Jurassic Park, King Kong (1933 and 2005), The Secret of Nimh, Planet of the Apes, Mary Poppins, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, and Django Unchained

Favorite Cartoons: Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Young Justice, Danny Phantom, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans, The Simpsons (Only the first ten seasons), Legend of Korra, Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League and Justice League Unlimited, The Boondocks, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Steven Universe, Adventure Time, The Loud House, Gravity Falls, and Futurama

Favorite TV Shows: The Flash, Arrow, Game of Thrones, Bar Rescue, The Office, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Man v. Food, Doctor Who (Allons-y!) and Mystery Science Theater 3000 (~He tried to kill me with a forklift!~)

Favorite Animes: Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin, My Hero Academia, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, RWBY, Naruto, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Full Metal Alchemist, Clannad, and Clannad: After Story (What can I say? I'm a sucker for romance.)

Favorite Pokémon of each type (No Legendaries or Megas):

Normal: Porygon Z (I don't know what it is but something about this glitchy thing just makes me love it.)

Fire: Infernape (This one was the starter that made me love Pokémon and helped me beat Platinum.)

Water: Starmie (This thing just has so many uses with its huge movepool. It can be a special sweeper or used to take care of entry hazards. It's like a Pokémon Swiss Army Knife.)

Grass: Breloom (Not much to say. This thing is a solid Pokémon that aided me a lot during my Hoenn Playthrough.)

Electric: Toxtricity (Fairly new but this thing looks amazing. Love the punk rock motif!)

Fighting Lucario (This one is because of my love for it in competitive play, even without the Mega.)

Psychic: Espeon (This is definitely my favorite eeveelution. Plus, when I played Colosseum as a kid, Espeon was my top battler.)

Ice: Alolan Ninetales (This one is just beautiful. I mean seriously, this is one of the best designs in Sun and Moon.)

Poison: Crobat (This one is because this was the one that helped me beat the Elite Four in Omega Ruby and beat Steven's Metagross.)

Ground: Nidoking (This one is nostalgia from when I played Fire Red.)

Rock: Tyrantrum (~I'm a motherf*ing T-rex. I'm a motherf*ing T-rex.~)

Flying: Noivern (I'll admit, I love this one simply for its look. I mean it just looks badass.)

Ghost: Mimikyu (When I first saw this, I didn't think much of it. However, after reading its Pokédex entries, I just want to give it a hug. Also, it's ability is good for set up. Put a Focus Sash on it and you're golden.)

Steel: Metagross (Yes, I, like many, got the shiny Beldum when Omega Ruby came out. This was my sweeper.)

Dark: Zoroark (This is, without a doubt, my favorite Pokémon that's not a starter. It's got good special attack and speed, it's ability will always keep people on their toes and, finally, it just looks awesome!)

Bug: Ribombee (Ribombee is a fast special attacker but is frail. Also, not only is it adorable but I have given my Ribombee, Flutterby, the moniker "Dragonslayer" because of a simple formula I have: Focus Sash, Quiver Dance, and Moonblast = Dead Dragons.)

Fairy: Grimmsnarl (This thing looks deadly. It looks like what would happen if you crossed the Hulk with a goblin!)

Dragon: Garchomp (When I replayed Platinum, I made it my mission to have this powerful dragon on my team. It was a long and arduous process but, eventually, I got my powerhouse.)

Top 5 Pokemon I wished got a Mega Evolution:

1. Flygon: Let's get the obvious choice out of the way and say we all want a Mega Flygon. It was wanted ever since Mega Evolution was announced. Seriously, this dragon needs something, other than Dragon Dance, to get it back into competitive use. I just find it silly that Ken Sugimori and the guys at GameFreak couldn't come up with a design and yet hundreds of people could. If you were having an artist's block, just look up some of the ones that fans made for inspiration. Heck, since so many people wanted a Mega Flygon, you could have made a contest where people would submit their designs and you'd pick the best one. Pardon me for saying this but, in the words of Ren Hoek, "You idiots!"
2. Noivern: This is a pretty good Pokémon but it's incredibly frail. If this were to get a mega evolution, I would give it the Aerilate ability. If you were to use this with Boomburst, you'd have a 182 Base Power move and, with STAB, it'd be 273 Base Power.
3. Zoroark: What a shock! My favorite Pokémon is on this list. Ok, sarcasm aside, I really think that Zoroark needs a mega. I mean, it's a good Pokémon but it's outshined by dozens of other Pokémon.
4. The rest of the starters(Except Greninja): If the Kanto and Hoenn starters can get mega evolutions, then the others can too. The only reason why I'm excluding Greninja is that Ash-Greninja exists.
5. Breloom: Breloom is a very useful Pokémon but it is crippled by average speed and 4x weakness to flying.
6. All Gen 4 evolutions: What I mean is Pokémon from other generations that received a new evolution in Gen 4, such as Electivire, Froslass, Magmortar, Yanmega, Togekiss, etc. I mean if Gallade can get one then so should the others, especially Froslass.

Top 3 Pokémon that didn't need a mega:

1. The Pseudos: Honestly, the Pseudos are already strong enough, I don't think they really needed that big of a power boost. Not to mention that some, like Garchomp, actually outclass their mega forms.
2. The legendaries: Again, they already have great stats. Heck, they're already in the Uber tier, and one actually breaks the meta-game.
3. Charizard: Ok, before you chase me with pitchforks and torches, let me clarify something. I am not opposed to Charizard having a mega. What I'm opposed to is him having two. I mean Mega Charizard X would have been fine. I understand that it was supposed to be version exclusive but it just seems like blatant favoritism.

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you

Dear Lord Jesus,

I know that I am a sinner and need Your forgiveness. I believe that You died on the cross for my sins and rose from the grave to give me life. I know You are the only way to God. So now I want to quit disobeying You and start living for You. Please forgive me, change my life and show me how to know You. In Jesus' name. Amen.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.~