Hello people! I don't really know what I'm supposed to in this section, so, I'm not going to say much!(NOT) Just wanted to say hi. Oh yeah, one more thing:

BOOKS ARE MY LIFE!

So yes, I do have a life. Just wanted to fend that rude comment off now.

Also, I don't cuss.

Because I don't like to.

Unless I'm mad.

Then I will put that rapper guy with a name that is candy to shame.

So, yeah.

GO PJO!

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95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Jump already!"

92% of the teenage population would be dead if the Jonas Brothers decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your signature if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this on your profile

93 percent of Americans would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box or Wii.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun to play.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total:7

Gender Swap time!

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Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?"

Or having a thumb-war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom.

Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all.

Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you.

Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose.

Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason.

Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe.

Crazy is if you laugh at obi-wan kanobis accent !!!

Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself.

Crazy is when you begin standing up for the least important things in the world.

Crazy is when you do something totally out of ordinary and have no idea why you did it in the first place.

Crazy is when you think that everyone is on your side.

Crazy is when you begin screaming the Star Wars theme song at the top of your lungs.

Crazy is when you go a whole day with only saying the words banana and peanutbutter.

Crazy is calling your teacher a cute pet name. EG: Mr Ferguson, to, Mr Fergie Wergie!

Crazy is when someone calls you a cruel, sadistic being, but they also wonder why you seem like such a nice person. Then they back away while you giggle.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Unicorns

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Darn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the crap out of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their butt to heck and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

List 12 of your favorite characters from PJO, in no particular order

1. PERCY JACKSON

2. Nico di Angelo

3. Leo Valdez

4. Artemis

5. Apollo

6. Hestia

7. Hazel Levesque

8. Rachel Elizabeth Dare

9. Zoe Nightshade

10. Calypso

11. Bob

12. Thalia

1. Have you ever read a six/12 fic?

...No...

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot? (REMINDS ME OF DIVERGENT!)

If I was a boy and she wasn't a maiden who hated boys, I would totally date her.

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

I'm pretty sure girls can't get other girls pregnant.

4. Can you recall any fics about nine?

Too many.

5. five/nine or five/ten?

Hmmmm... Either would make interesting fanfics, but I would love to see Artemis's expression for five/nine!

6. What would happen if seven walked in on one and twelve making out?

Hazel would probably just walk back out.

7. Would 2 and six make a good couple?

It would make sense. I guess.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ten fic.

I don't need to. It's canon.

9. Is there such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Yes, most absolutely.

10. Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort.

Thalia Gets Lost

11. Does anyone on your friends list read three/eight?

I don't think it exists.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write/draw Eleven?

*Shrugs*

13. Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

...I don't know...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Confusing.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), Broken hearted, (1) has a one night stand with (11) and a brief, unhappy affair with (10), then follows the wise advice of (9) and finds true love with (8).

Hmmm... I KNEW ZOE WAS LESBIAN!!! Ugh, why would Percy hook up with Bob? Ew. Perachel ending. No.

18. What title would you give this Fic?

Random thing that Was a Dare.

19. What would you do if you found out (5) was a really good friend of a friend/relative of yours?

Apollo is my demigod dad. So, nothing I'm not already doing.

20. How would you react of you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Bob likes rubber duckys and Rachel is nice. I would just walk away.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever

I would cry.

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Wonder if Zoe was brainwashed.

23. You just came home from school and, all your friends hate you, you got an F on the most important project of the year(Just imagine it happened for the braniacs...Myself included...), and your parents grounded you as your teacher called about your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and find (12) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Ask if I can join the Hunters.

24. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo, what would you do if (1) Became the most optomistsic person in the world?

Percy? Emo? I would lock him in a room with Apollo and Nico.

25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

I would be confused.

26. (6) Has just stolen your hair brush. What's the first thing you say?

Hestia? Why are you even in my house?

27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at three in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know, waking you up. What's the first thing you think?

Well, two of them are eternal maidens and one of them is awesome, so it's best to just walk away. Or join in.

Wow, that was long...
Anyways, enjoy the FANFICTION!!!