Hello my lovelies! Just a few things about me.

1. I Love wrestling and cooking!
2. Music is life
3. I am a shorty and I'm proud of it
4. I support gay rights (ppl should be able to love who they love! Extremely happy that they passed the law)
5. Writing is something I enjoy doing on down time (when I have time that is)

I hope you guys enjoy my writing. I work hard on them just like every writer does. So reviewing helps us to keep writing the stories you guys love/like.

I have some upcoming things in the works:

1. I'm either continuing my stories
2. Doing random one shots

I am a music lover. I listen to a variety of genres. Like country, hip hop, soul, r&b, a little pop (but not too much), and old school rap, etc.

As for wrestling imma do a top ten for women/ divas/knockouts to wrestlers/superstars to tag teams.

Women/Divas/Knockouts (not in order)

1. Mickie James
2. Melina
3. Lita
4. Naomi
5. Eve Torres
6. Victoria/Tara
7. Nattie
8. Paige
9. Sasha Banks
10. Bailey

Wrestlers/Superstars (not in order)

1. Edge
2. Samoa Joe
3. The Shield
4. Randy Orton
5. Stone Cold Steve Auatin
6. Chris Jericho
7. Eddie Guerrero
8. Austin Aries
9. Robert Roode
10. Triple H

Tag Teams (not in order)

1. DX
2. Hardy Boyz
3. Los Guerreros
4. SAWFT (Enzo Amore and Big Cass)
5. The Usos
6. The Lucha Dragons
7. Beer Money Inc.
8. Motor City Machine Guns (mostly Shelley js)
9. Prime Time Players
10. Air Boom

Slash pairings (mostly in order but not really)

1. Ambrolleigns (The Shield)
2. Roman/Dean (simply in love with the pair)
3. Roman/Seth (I can somewhat get into)
4. Jeff Hardy/Punk (Junk!)
5. Dean/Dolph (seriously the chemistry those two have when they either tag teaming or against each other)
6. Punk/Dean
7. Randy/Seth
8. Randy/Dean (major orgasm)
9. Wade/Dean
10. Roman/HHH or HHH/Seth

Slash pairings I don't like

1. Cena/Orton (this is the only one)

Non-slash pairings

1. Cameron/Dean
2. Cameron/Seth
3. Roman/Sasha (at first I didn't like it but now I do)
4. Melina/Jeff
5. Naomi/Seth
6. Finn/Sasha
7. Jojo/Seth
8. Randy/Jojo
9. Lana/Dolph
10. Alicia/Seth

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

The End!

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,

and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:

-Keenan and Kel.

-Doug.

-the amanda show.

-all that.

-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:

-fresh prince of bellair

-full house.

-cheers.

-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early

on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:

-rock paper scissors or

-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or

-ms. mary mack

-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:

-The Magic School Bus

-Wishbone

-Reading Rainbow

-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:

-the 1st Batman

-Aladdin

-Ninja Turtles

-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of

-Rugrats

-Wild Thornberry's

-Power Rangers

-Rocket Power.

-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs.

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

It is sad because this is true.

Before Tupac was shot.

When light up sneakers were cool.

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs