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Joined 12-15-13, id: 5388860, Profile Updated: 08-10-16
Author has written 6 stories for Kuroshitsuji, Naruto, and Teen Titans.

Hey guys. I love the character Gaara from the hit anime/manga series "Naruto," which is also my favorite manga. I especially love him being paired up with the female ninja, Hinata Hyuuga. I am ok with him being with Matsuri too, since in the manga that seems most canon. Anyway, I plan on most of my fanfics to be rated M or T (UPDATE: Due to present beliefs, I have ultimately decided they will never contain explicit sexual content. I plan on either taking down or reconstructing any fanfics where they began to do that starting 8/10/2016. I am keeping the stuff in "The Devil Falls in Love" only because I would have to retype everything if I were to change it, and also because Dotchi13 likes it the way it currently is and the suggestive content isn't really bad), so heads up. If you don't like them, then don't read. I accept constructive criticism, but there is a nice way to go about it. Don't just say "I hate your fanfic! Die!". Actually explain what you think and why you feel that way.

If you request me to read your fanfic, I have no problem with that; just know that it might not be right away. I used to read a lot of smut and lemon crap, but I don't do it anymore, so if you request me to read an M rated fic, PLEASE ALERT ME OF THOSE CHAPTERS THAT CONTAIN LEMONS!!! I am willing to read your story, BUT I would LOVE to skip those parts. Also, if it's dirty and vulgar throughout, don't bother asking.

I suppose I should tell you a little bit about myself:

Name: Call me Brit or Sandman.

Gender: Female.

Hobbies: Anime/manga, writing, getting to know more about Christ, learning cultures/languages, and music.

Favorite manga/anime: Too long so I will only give out five. "Another," "Naruto," "Skip Beat," "Judge/Doubt/Secret," and "Soul Eater."

Favorite Naruto couples:

GaaraHina

GaaMatsuri

NaruHina

Sasusaku

Obirin

ObiHina

NejiTen

SuiKarin

RockSaku

KaSaku

JuuSaku

SasuKarin

MinaKushina

KibaHina

SasuHina

InoCho

InoShika

ShikaTem

KonohamaruxMoegi

PainxHinata

OrochimaruxHinata

BorutoxSarada

basically anyone else with Hinata, minus yuri.

Black Butler couple(s):

CielxLizzy

Mey-rinxSebby

Soul Eater couples:

TsuStar

MakaxSoul

LizKid

SteinxMarie

SteinxMedusa

Avatar: The Last Airbender and LOK Couples:

Zuki

Kaatang

Tokka

Borra

Makorra

Dasami

Teen Titan Couples:

BBxRae

Starfire and Robin

Favorite artists: Evanescence, Seether, Shinedown, J. Moss, Jay Park (when he isn't just singing about sex), Three Doors Down, Florence and the Machine, and Avril Lavigne.

Favorite colors: Ebony, ivory, raven, red, brown, purple, etc.

Other things:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt. (I am American, but I have fairly close ancestry from Scottland)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

If you absolutely are TERRIFIED of spiders, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (Well actually I don't want that, I don't want some stupid-ass director butchering MY stories!)

4. Spell check is your best friend. (More like my ENEMY. My spell-check messes up all the time and If it were a person, I would have KILLED THEM ALREADY!)

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (Or two...)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

17. You talk to yourself... constantly.

18. You forget what day it is when your writing.

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (lol many teachers of mine have got on to me for writing way too much than necessary. oops!)

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.

27. You dream about your stories.

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.

30. If you failed English 101.

31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (I haven't had this sign yet...)

34. People think you might have A.D.D. (Neither this one...)

35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

41. You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Not Caffeine, I'm more with sugar, Caffeine not my thing...)

42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Come on! Those are REAL THINGS DAMMIT!)

44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

45. You talk to yourself a lot.

46. You check your profile every ten minutes.

47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. (All the time)

50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)

57. You repost this onto your profile! :)

58. You missed that there was no 56

59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56

60. You're now smiling

Post this to your profile, if you support other authors critiquing your story rather than making fun of you in their story. Sign your name: kisshuismylife, Dotchi13, Sandman1191999

If you have ever read fanfiction for at least three hours straight, then wondered when it got so dark out, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago.

That girl you called a slut today? She's a virgin.

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day? She's already being abused at home.

That girl you called fat? She's starving herself.

The old man you made fun of cause of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but re-post this if you are the 1% with a heart.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo,

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (depends on what we're shopping for, like clothes. :P)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? (only when I was a kid. It didn't last long. :P)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (It used to though. Not really anymore.)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 7

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy/Paste this unto your profile to help stop racism!!

Lastly, I wanted to clear something up; GAARA'S HAIR IS NOT RED, IT'S BROWN! It say's so in the manga (or at least in the ones you can buy from U.S.A. book stores).

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Identity: A Renesmee Cullen and Jacob Black Story by ytsgrl reviews
I can say with 100% certainty that my life is a life of uncertainty, as ironic as that may be. I am Renesmee Carlie Cullen. Only daughter of Edward and Bella Cullen. Half-human, half-vampire. I am best friend's with a werewolf named Jacob Black.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,935 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Chalk Outline by the-great-snape-debate reviews
Snape has the opportunity to go back in time and fix the mistakes he made. The question is, will he make the right decisions this time around?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 269,989 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 5/15/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
A Foolish Prince and his Beloved Servant by LinaNamiStar reviews
Sesshomaru is a prince of the Land of the West. Rin is his personal servant. They grew up together until Sesshomaru dismisses Rin and sends her to Naraku, who teaches servants to be obedient to their masters. When Rin comes back to serving the Royal household, she is no longer the Rin Sesshomaru knows. And he would find out how precious Rin truly is to him. SessxRin
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,289 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 7/30/2019 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Ignorance is Bliss by Gerkyhen reviews
Trust Sakura Haruno to fall for the one guy she probably shouldn't have, her ex boyfriend's younger brother. But hey, what she pretends to not know can't hurt her right? Romcom. University AU. SasuSaku, ItaSaku mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,827 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
A Homecoming by akes88 reviews
Jake has been the dutiful Imprint, never hesitating to fulfill the role's requirements, until things start to change. This is Jake and Renesmee's story, told from his point of view. Very innocent at first, but she's got the hormone's and body of an 18 year old and he's got the hormones of a teenage boy in a 25 year old's body... you do the math.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,122 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie]
Jump by merinxD reviews
On a mission, Sakura asks Sasuke if he has had sex before. She admits that she's been waiting for him. Now they have three days of travel left ahead of them. Will Sasuke act while they are alone? Perhaps it is not that simple...or perhaps it is. After Sasuke's return. Nsfw content warning for future chapters, please don't read if this offends you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,447 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/22/2017 - Published: 2/12/2015 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Obscura Nox Animae by Heatherlly reviews
The entire Wizarding world believes Lily Potter was murdered by Voldemort on that fateful night in 1981, including the man who would've given his immortal soul to save her. But there's another side to Lily's sacrifice, ancient charms and hidden truths that may have the power to change everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 365,947 - Reviews: 1976 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Love Lust Attraction by 00Zero reviews
From her peaceful appearance, he knew she was having a good dream. "I love you," she whispered so quietly but it did not escaped his sharp demon hearing. He couldn't help but wonder who was this person in her dream. Unknown to him, he wasn't the only one curious!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 116,414 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, OC
This is Heartache by xHeartofBlazexX reviews
Still searching for his redemption, Sasuke enlists the aid of Naruto & Sakura to help restore Oto into a peaceful village, but with his past forever haunting him, Sakura's life is put on the line. Not wanting to cause her anymore pain, he distances himself from her & only time will tell if he'll ever let her in."Can't you see you're breaking me down?"The Last/SakuraHiden references
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Team Seven
Predator and Prey by Strings of a Puppet reviews
He's the bully. She's the nerd. He's the rebel. She's the saint. He begins a game to destroy her while she finds herself hopelessly caught in his clutches. After all, he's the predator and she... his prey. l AU. OOC. Dark fic. l
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 67,500 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 7/22/2007 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Curse of the Demon's Mark by CatDemonKayo reviews
When her lord finally returns from a five year war in the East, Rin is more than excited to welcome him home, but when he immediately sends her away, Rin finds she may lose him again sooner than she ever imagined.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,796 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, OC
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 8,006 - Follows: 6,297 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Enticing by 00Zero reviews
She pressed her hips against his. "Rin!" he growled sharply. Angry. Here she was again, seducing him. At first she thought she would detest being his prisoner, but as it turn out, she enjoyed herself greatly. She was not entirely sure if he or she was the prisoner here because the one being torture clearly was not her.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,624 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Rin, Sesshōmaru]
The Magic of Her by halfdemonfan reviews
The box had been opened; there was no going back. Canon. Ren/Kyoko
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,409 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Ren, Kyoko M.
Always have, always will by WritingPlum reviews
Quil Ateara imprinted on Claire Young when she was only two years old...and he almost got beat up for it. They became brother and sister, but as the years go by, how will Quil handle his growing imprint? Will they forever be best friends or will Claire finally get her Quil? Follow Quil and Claire's journey from start to finish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 100,773 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Black and Blue by RitaChaCha reviews
Set immediately after Bella's wedding, Jacob struggles to cope with her choice and Sam's decision to assign a very broken Leah to patrol with him. Can two wounded wolves help each other to heal? A tale of love, lust, friendship and sacrifice. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,180 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Tease by Kairou Watoshimi reviews
[Drabble Series] Ren was pretty sure Kyoko was doing it on purpose. Taunting him. Teasing him. Showing him glimpses and making him hope for the impossible.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 223 - Words: 29,075 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
Beauty and the Beast: A retelling by TheScarlettSmiles reviews
Belle is a woman desiring more than whats planned for her. When kept in a majestic castle she falls for a beast... but also for the man that visits her at midnight. When the truth is reveled about the man, will the Beauty forgive the Beast? A retelling of the Disney version and the actual fairytale Rated:M for steaminess and future chapters. Reviews are appreciated.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,960 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Beast/Prince, Belle
Teach Me by Kicho-Keynote reviews
She couldn't keep her hands off of him. Every time he reached for his food, she reached for his hand. She found lame excuses to touch him, apologized without want whenever her foot "accidentally" bumped into his, and laughed out of order whenever he spoke of something somewhat funny. Of course he noticed this. He just didn't do anything about it...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 117,384 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cup of Water by Sammy Heroes reviews
Peter went to pour some water over Groot, but instead, he found himself in a very interesting argument with the humanoid plant. (Baby Groot)
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Groot, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Otherworld Circumstances by FruitySmell reviews
"I need that ring!" He wailed sharply, as if he was about to manhandle Neji for the second time that day. He was effectively stopped by one glare. "Lemme borrow it, Neji!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,128 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Rukia Kurosaki? by Contrasting Colors reviews
After a fight with Ichigo, Rukia wakes up to find herself in the arms of her… husband? Last time she checked, she was totally single. What the hell is going on?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,139 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.]
Her Demon by Jordanalane reviews
Suki was charged as a baby to rid her small village on the edge of the woods of the Fire Demon that killed your virgins every year. She trained herself every day to fulfill this task, makeing sure she would not let her family or village down. But when the time came she didn't know who was actually worth killing. Historic AU. Zuki. M For Violence and Sex.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Zuko, Suki
Lemony Twist (One Shot) by Sam-E234 reviews
A two part one shot of Connie and Jazz.
I Hunt Killers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Complete
Green Light by Glimare reviews
One Shot: When a coworker doubts Ren's orientation, Yashiro comes up with a bet to prove he's straight, and gets Kyoko to help. Course, no one knew just how much he would respond, or what would happen after. T for suggestive content
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 117 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Kyoko M., Ren] Yashiro - Complete
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 142,555 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Positive Body Image by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Some people complain about Anko being chubby in the epilogue. This is her response to them. [ranty, pro-epilogue, spoilers for end of the series, etc.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Anko M. - Complete
The Hardest Journey by JanuaryFriend reviews
[AU, 1944 China] Guerrilla Zhu Tenten and Imperial Japanese Army soldier Hyuga Neji meet on the battlefield, and one is taken prisoner. Can these two broken foes find peace in the midst of a war that pits their very cultures against one another?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,390 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
Beacon by SasuSaku Forever and Ever reviews
As he lay there, helpless and dying, Sasuke figures that Sakura deserves to hear his confession. Inspired by 698
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Security by topsy-turvydom reviews
'She' is the daughter of one of the richest businessmen in Japan. Due to her father's fame and wealth, she is mostly a target for kidnapping threats. Of course, who else is best to protect her than a personal bodyguard? With 'him' assigned for the job, chaos (or harmony?) ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,117 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Truth or Dare by K-chu reviews
Who would've thought that a simple sentence could send the stoic, sole surviving Uchiha reeling. "Sasuke-kun! The truth is… I-I… you see, I… I touch myself thinking of you!" Life between Sasuke and Sakura would never be the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,394 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tension by Interim reviews
Tension mounts when Tenten finds a surprise in her shower. NejiTen; Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Ren's Birthday by Bloody Rose021 reviews
Ren and Kyoko end up working together for a(n) (in)famous photographer's latest project. Concerned, Ren makes the decision to keep Kyoko safe from any untoward advances from the director. Unfortunately, once he understands Ren's intent, the sadistic director decides to make use of Ren's feelings to create emotional scenes that are as realistic as possible. Both on and off-camera.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 99,415 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Kyoko M., Ren
Love's Hiding Place by waywardgal reviews
Vengence is a dish best served in public, for the whole world to see. Gaara is a crown prince, and becomes betrothed to Hinata Hyuga. At first, they seem like the worst match, while being exactly what each other needs. Will their love last? Many secrets lie in the Kingdom of Sand. Sakura isn't the only one who wants revenge. AU story set in a mock Victorian Era with Fantasy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,248 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Hinata H., Gaara] [Sakura H., Naruto U.]
Even In Death by Darling Honey reviews
Obitos was pronounced dead since the mission. Time passes, Rin gets kidnaped and is forced to marry a noble. Eventually she finds herself in the care of the person she truly loves.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Rin, Obito U.
The Cemetery Job by everyday0203 reviews
AU story. Sakura's life takes a turn for the worst along with the failing economy, and she has to do anything to make ends meet...even if that means working in a cemetery with one very moody red head.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,789 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Truth about Onee-san by claraowl reviews
In which Kyoko has a sleepover with Maria, they give Ren a call, Maria learns of Kyoko's past, and then Truth or Dare is played - as Maira does what she can to help heal her honorary onee-san. Gradually increasing Ren/Kyoko, and a touch of Lory insanity. Hurt/comfort in the first chapter, with much humor later on. Part 1 of the "My Heart, Yours" series.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,194 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [Kyoko M., Ren] Lory, Maria - Complete
Belonging by ShadowSesshoumaru reviews
Rin had been Sesshoumaru's companion since the day he found her lying lifeless on the forest floor and brought her back. Though he loved her when she was a child, how will he react now that she has grown into a beautiful young woman? SessxRin pairing, rated M for a reason (starting in chapter 5). COMPLETE
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,856 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Context is important by thetizzler reviews
Yukio overhears Rin and Shiemi doing something, but is what they're doing really bad? Context is important.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Rin O., Yukio O., Shiemi M., Shura K. - Complete
From Beagle by Helvetica Ghost reviews
Vie Ghoul's Reino is in the particular mood to troll his favorite girl - Mogami Kyoko, as well as to punish Japan's number one actor and the man who is hopelessly in love with Kyoko for scaring poor Reino. And he's doing this by concocting a lust potion.
Skip Beat! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,082 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Ren, Kyoko M.] [Kanae, Reino]
Paper Cranes by WildFlamez01 reviews
"You know Sakura," he said running his index finger along her cheek " I could make you life here a living hell." This was his neighborhood, his domain, his territory; and if she wouldn't pay attention to him willingly, he'd make her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Always been yours by Sasusaku and Naruhina forever reviews
Sakura says she loves Taylor Lautner and Sasuke doesn't like it. I am really bad at summaries. I don't know how to write one without giving away the story.But I think its cute, so you guys read and let me know. ok? Thanks :D its NOT AU, even if it does mention Taylor Lautner, its Taylor Lautner from Naruto world. lol
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Taking Sesshomaru Clubbing by CurlyBookWriter94 reviews
In order to get Sesshomaru to loosen up his stiff personality, Inuyasha decided to take him to a club.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Inuyasha, Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
I, Your Killer by Dotchi13 reviews
And so you left. And I knew I would never give up your heart as long as you were gone, my dear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Complete
The Toy Named Tobi by Jezmaiya reviews
When Obito accidentally gets stuck in a different dimension, to add insult, he's stuck in the form of a plush toy. What's worse? He's owned by a girl who looks exactly Rin, whose name is Rin. As time passes in this world and with Rin's past coming undone, he finds himself falling in love with her all over again but he's not the only one this time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Obito U., Rin
Mirror Mirror by Yuule reviews
[SessRin] "Mirror mirror on the wall, who has no weakness?" The mirror would smirk if it could. "No one, milord."
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Sesshōmaru, Rin] OC - Complete
The Color of a Heart by RisingNight reviews
What is a demon? A killer? A maniac? A rapist? No. A demon is one that cares only for itself, an entity that rejects the social structure of the world either by choice or necessity. They are they ones who see the world for what it is, past what people try to pretend it is. Demons are hated, but the hatred directed at them can never match the hatred that is reflected back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Gaara
Official Black Cat by KersheyHisses reviews
Everything crumbles beneath her touch. She's made of bad luck itself. So why does she keep trying? (-AU- STORY)This is a SasuSaku story, please read and review! Rated M for language, alcohol, drug use and sexual implications.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Creation by seradine reviews
People in paintings aren't supposed to come to life, step out of their frames, and make you fall in love with them. "It's a pity I wasn't painted naked, eh?" Rated M. AU. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Neji H., Tenten]
Where there was fire, ashes remain by Mutinous Pirate reviews
HIATUS. Will be continued soon.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,982 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Layla W., Warren P.
Twisted by K-chu reviews
Sasuke realizes he's twisted, wanting something he can't have. Maybe this is all part of his punishment. He never felt this way until he was forced to take care of her. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,501 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Demon Dance by grainsofsand reviews
In order to appease the emperor of demons, and to save their village, the elders of Konoha offer him his choice of maidens. By chance or fate, an angel is thrown at his feet. Now the question is if she is saved or damned. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,001 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Hinata H., Gaara
Jealousy and Unknown Sickness by xxredemption-love-and-liesxx reviews
([SasuSaku][A little sexual content]) Sasuke feels a little… left out when Sakura goes to look after their 8-month-old son. Every single time, he is interrupted from having a 'fun time' with his wife. Sakura does not know about this, and Sasuke decides to say something about it. When he is finished, Sakura gets hit with a wave of sudden sickness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Sadistic Streak by arkanghel22 reviews
There are just some things that Cain Heel can do and Tsuruga Ren can't.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Kyoko M., Ren, Cain H., Setsu H./Setsuka
Rise and Fall by sinemoras09 reviews
My sweet love. unrequited Obito/Rin. Hurt/comfort. Angst. Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Obito U., Rin - Complete
Labor Days by FlareonGirl1 reviews
Road to Ninja Universe. "I AM NEVER HAVING SEX WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!" Ah, the wonders of child birth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Possession by The White Leopard reviews
Cain Heel does not like to share. Chapter 193 drabble. Minor spoilers for chapter 193.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Cain H., Setsu H./Setsuka - Complete
The Sweet Spot by sinemoras09 reviews
Five times they get it on. Kushina/Minato. PWP. Crack. Kushina tops for fun.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Lily and the HalfBlood Prince by greeneyes117 reviews
This story starts from when Severus first met Lily, and the way their friendship evolved during their school years. It is mostly canon, continuing seamlessly from Ch.33 in JKR's book the latter marked in italics .COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 137 - Words: 619,061 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] - Complete
Hello World by LakotaOakenshield07 reviews
Because Snape deserves a happy moment. It's Christmas Eve and Snape is wandering London being bitter as usual. When he happens across a lost little girl with a strong faith, things start to change. Christian-based. Don't like, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Severus S.
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Baby Seeds by RayvynSky reviews
NOT LOLI! T for Language! Rin gets Sesshoumaru to play 'house' with her, and he finds out how Rin thinks babies are made. HE certainly isn't going to correct her. This is NOT a loli story, and is meant to be funny. Was written for Rickashay!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Rin, Jaken - Complete
Alone on the Tenth Mile by Sasukeluva 4eva reviews
Haruno Sakura never knew the TRUE dangers of picking up hitchhikers until it was already FAR too late for salvation... Sasuke x Sakura Lemon, Blood/Mass-murder/Gore/Violence/Swearing/Smut, please R&R! DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,821 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Matter of Some Delicacy by sinemoras09 reviews
AU. Ulquiorra learns the nature of human companionship. Ulquiorra/Orihime. No spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Stay With Me by nicthepunk reviews
Takes place after the war on Konoha. Sakura is assigned a mission to assassinate Kabuto and retrieve Sasuke. However, things take a downturn and he winds up taking her to Kirigakure to revive the Uchiha clan. SasuSaku. Lemons later. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,600 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fall by sinemoras09 reviews
Sometimes these things can't be helped. Oneshot. Ulquiorra x Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
Exceptions by IncessantOblivion reviews
Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 112,767 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by AimeexLauren reviews
Set After Breaking Dawn. Nessie Has Just Turned Sixteen And Realising She Loves Jacob Differently Than Before...First FanFic. Would Appreciate Constructive Criticism. RE-EDITING.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,606 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Tattoo'ed by Hearts And Stuff reviews
[NejiTen] How could he be so perfect? It wasn’t fair! She would do anything, anything at all to have what he has! The eyes, the attitude, the brains, and the hair, for crying out loud! Damn him!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Vision of a Youkai's Heart by evil-buny reviews
SessxRin oneshot. Sesshoumaru was offered to go into his future to meet his destined mate. What would he find instored for him there? What will he do after he has this knowledge? Lemon at the end. My first oneshot. Please please please Read & Review.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Hyuuga Neji, I AM NOT A FANGIRL! by Wise Angel192 reviews
Hyuuga Neji, I AM NOT A FANGIRL! Neji is accusing Tenten of being a fangirl. And wait, does she have a fanboy? [please R&R]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sasuke Hears Something by PrincessComplex reviews
Sasuke hears Sakura with various guys and hears some disturbing things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One Wish by Dionysos reviews
“Uchiha explain what you are doing here.” .........Sasu&Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,093 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
With Or Without You by Baby-Jayde reviews
Sesshomaru has abandoned Rin in a village while he goes off to defeat Naraku. Ten years later, he returns to check in on her, but she is engaged to another lord's son. When she see her old lord, memories, both fond and bad, resurface. Sum sucks, full one
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,291 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin
Don't Mess With Tenten by alwaysanissa reviews
Tenten has been slacking off while training with Neji. What will happen when Neji finds out the reason behind it all? One Shot, humorous in MY mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Pillow Talk by MoonstrucK 123 reviews
One night, as Sakura speaks, Sasuke actually listens for the first time...SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 121 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
End of the Line by Odyssion reviews
[Sexual implications, exploring the Sesshomaru x Rin relationship] Nothing can last forever... especially not the fragile bond between human and demon.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Patience by Tigress of Jade reviews
Sesshomaru realizes his love for Rin, but some of his decisions in court politics stand in his way. Can he declare his love for her before she is mated to a Wolf demon to secure an alliance? Or will he be too late and spend the rest of his life miserably?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,877 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
The Man Without by Kit Spooner reviews
Raven's empathy makes her an unwitting witness to the dreams of her teammates. And some dreams are best left unexplored. Rated for adult situations and language. RaeBB, RobStar. incomplete
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
Mortality by Seaouryou reviews
[Sesshoumaru x Rin] She wanted to be with her Sesshoumaru forever. And so she shall be.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
The Talk by Anzu2 reviews
Rin has finally grown into a teenager, and being a women is not all it's cracked up to be. How will Sesshomaru deal with this teenager whose asking "Where to babies come from?" and finally experiencing PMS? Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Return To Me by XxScorpio-MoonxX reviews
Sesshomaru sees that Rin is grown and doesn’t trust himself around her, so he does the next best thing - push her away, breaking her heart and secretly his own. Unable to stand his loneliness, he goes to visit her in the night. one-shot sonfic to 'One T
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/3/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
The Change by Xaphrin reviews
When Raven loses a friendly bet to Starfire, she is forced to receive a (gasp) makeover! But what if these changes attract the eye of someone else in Titan Tower?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,778 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Raven, Beast Boy
The Morning After by XxScorpio-MoonxX reviews
One-Shot songfic to 'Promise Me' After a night of frenzied passion that either of them remembers due to the alcohol in their systems, Sango and Miroku must face the dawn - and the sinking realization of what happened. Full Summery Inside. LEMON! Please R&
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,129 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Sango, Miroku - Complete
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The Devil Falls in Love reviews
Looks like Karin is at it again to get Sasuke to fall madly in love with her. But what if it back fires? What if a potion given to her by Kabuto gets in the wrong hands and a certain blood thirsty boy takes it? What the heck happens then? Poor Karin! She might not get her Romeo but someone else might get their Juliet... Challenge accepted to Dotchi13
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hinata H., Gaara
Sasuke, Be Truthful reviews
A story where Sasuke takes pills and answers a series of questions from Sakura. Rated M in case. Should I change to T? Please don't tell ending in reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Dare reviews
Who would have thought a simple dare would bring the most polar opposites of the Teen Titan team closer together? Please R&R. It is much appreciated.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Beast Boy, Raven
Unacquainted Love For a Nightshade reviews
Onyx eyes stared piercingly at the couple a few feet away from them, the male sharingan user stifling back a noise of disapproval. It didn't matter that his past teammate finally found a lover of her own. It was none of his concern. Yet, why could he barely contain himself every time he saw that man wrap his arm around Sakura's waist? Full Summary inside. Rated for future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Nightshade's Blossom reviews
An innocent Hyuuga get's confined into a cell with a cellmate that appears to be just as scary as her gruesome depicted murder is. What will happen to our little shy girl? Will she make it out alive against the harsh sociopath? Summary sucks, I know. Don't like, don't read. Birthday present to Hinata Hyuuga. December 27th, 2013. Happy Birthday Princess!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Gaara, Hinata H.
LionHearted Girl reviews
A locket. A past. A love. A tragedy. A revenge. Demon vs. Swordsman. CielxLizzy. Anti-SebbyxCiel. Rating will be M...in case.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M.