The five times Sherlock ignored John (and the one time John tried to ignore Sherlock).

"They are each other's sanity in this insane world." [AU, SasuNaru]

Naruto is excited when he finds out he and his friends, including best friend Sasuke, get nominated for a surperlative.But what happens when he realizes its not what he expected? Simple. All hell breaks lose, and feelings are seen in a different light. So much for a boring senior year... SasuNaru, not sure how many chapters...LEMON be warned!

Sherlock has deleted the rules to poker, so he demands John teach him. Strip poker, because why not. And blindfolded, because John refuses to play without Sherlock having a handicap to counteract his giant brain. The fact that John can now ogle Sherlock's increasingly-nude body is just a bonus, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts.)

Sasuke is a possessive bastard and nothing would make him happier than everyone in the village knowing that Naruto belongs to HIM.

Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? AU Edited for FF's Tos. Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)

Arranged marriages aren't only for mortals. No, even Gods and Demons are subjected to the same form of torture. For one godling, their future husband is anything but what they wanted. After running away, can this godling find love or be forced to marry?

Naruto thought he had found his soulmate. He was wrong. He thought he knew his mate. He couldn't be more wrong. Isn't there anything that is right in his life? Yes, it can be. But whether he's willing to risk the life he has now ... Slash; implied mature content; A/B/O theme; MPreg; birthday fic; starts out as GaaNaru, but doesn't last; more warnings inside

Most people's primary impression of John Watson was of a smallish, harmless alpha with bad taste in jumpers. It took a surprising amount of work to keep it that way.

Permission given by magneatooo on Tumblr. Soulmate AU where your soulmate's first words to you are found on some part of the body. Except person A' has no words and goes through life thinking they don't have a soulmate, when person B' comes along, excitedly showing A' their words and it takes A' a minute to realize that B' is mute. A/N: JOHNLOCK. Sherlock A', John B'.

companion scene for "Dear John." Sherlock shows up at 221B, as requested, ready to either apologize or beg. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)

Naruto is working his way through college as a therapeutic masseuse at a high end resort. In general, he loves his job. But there is one client of his that is making him re-think his employment there. Sasuke x Naruto, yaoi (boyxboy) Ideas for sequel up at kizukatana (dot) wordpress (dot) com!

D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was away. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort to his brother's fancy party (and a thumb of the nose to his brother). John proves to be even more interesting than Sherlock expected, though, just as Sherlock proves to be not as frightening a dominant as John expected.

John is sick of Sherlock having absolutely no shame about wanking and not even trying to be discreet, so he goads his flatmate into a wager: Sherlock's got to go for two weeks without masturbating. Seeing as John's never seen him manage even two days, it seems like an easy wager to win. (That doesn't mean John won't cheat, though.)

Sherlock may have physically survived his abduction, but in his mind he'll never be whole again. John understands PTSD, understands what Sherlock is going through, and is determined to be patient. Angst, hurt/comfort, and eventual Johnlock as Sherlock tries to rebuild his ability to trust. (Trigger warnings for oblique descriptions of past torture and rape.)

John's off-handed threat to tie Sherlock up spirals a bit out of control. Or maybe neither of them were all that in-control to start with. Either way, it ends up with Sherlock tied to a chair, John being delightfully creative, and Sherlock doing his darndest (and failing miserably) to stay aloof and unaffected. Which is hard when you have a lapful of very warm, VERY horny flatmate.

It was Sherlock's bright idea to go to a sex club while on the trail of a killer. It's up to John to help them blend in. Luckily, he's got some experience in this arena.

Sherlock is still shaken up by his reaction to Irene Adler and her riding crop and can't figure out why. He drags John to go meet Irene, who is happy to help design an experiment which ultimately involves lots of toys, Sherlock tied naked to a bench, and John cataloging responses on a chart because Sherlock wants to be all scientific about it. It's hard to just observe, though ...

Sherlock Holmes is well known to the paramedics of London. So when John Watson comes into the picture, it seems like a fantastic solution. Someone would take care of Sherlock and prevent all those problems. Of course, they didn't think about what would happen if John was hurt. (They really should have.) 11 chapters. Written for a prompt. Outsider point of view.

John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?

Naruto couldn't resist playboy executive Sasuke Uchiha in spite of their employers no fraternization policy. Sauske just isn't his boss though. He's the son of the company's CEO. Hurt by the secret affair Naruto breaks it off, but is Sasuke ready to let go ?

Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'

John finds a key. Sherlock is very, very eager to get it back. (Sherlock/John, kink, first time.)

A Sentinel AU, as well as Omegaverse. John is openly an Omega and secretly a Guide. He meets Sherlock Holmes, indifferent Alpha and remarkable Sentinel. They get a flatshare. More stuff happens after that. This story involves bonding and has explicit sexual content, but there is no dub con and no mpreg.

Irene comes over to help John discipline his naughty little slut. Basically, a wild threesome featuring Shelock Holmes in a lacy thong. Explicit.

It never ends well when you fall in love with a straight man. REWRITE OF THIS STORY IN THE WORKS. READ LAST CHAPTER. NaruSasu and SasuNaru

John has a series of unexpected meetings with a stranger on the Tube.

Lestrade walks into a supposedly empty room at Bart's and finds something he did not expect. Even more surprising is his own reaction. Slash, John/Sherlock, future John/Sherlock/Lestrade, super smutty, rated M for a reason.

The boy is golden all through, hair and flesh and soul, beautiful in a way that no person has ever been before. Honey and butterscotch and caramel. Oh my.

Really, at this point in the relationship, John should know better than to tell Sherlock he can't or shouldn't do anything. But when John says Sherlock can't clone himself, Sherlock sets out to prove him wrong... with extremely NC-17 rated results. This is pure crack. You have been warned. Written for Kink Meme.

Sherlock grunted, but John ignored it, focusing instead on working his tongue along the seam of Sherlock's lips. He needed this, needed something, to prove that Sherlock was still here, alive and in his arms, and it was either this or beating him bloody.

John is just minding his own business, searching for naughty videos on the internet. Then he sees a pop-up ad for a police-uniform fetish website. One of the (very naked) actors looks an awful lot like his flat mate Sherlock Holmes. He watches the video. You can imagine how that goes. Written for Kink Meme.

Sherlock likes it when John acts like a soldier. He likes it even more when John brings the gun to bed with them. Explicit. Written for kink meme.

Sherlock is a man with very particular sexual habits, and John quickly finds the futility in really questioning them. Lots of drunk sex, some sober sex, and a glorious helping of angst. Sequel to, "A Study in Shagging."

John had never thought he would one day stand with his vampire lover and laugh like giddy teenagers, but it wasn't the first time his life had taken an unexpected twist. Johnlock, Vampire AU, P With Some P. Hints of dark!Sherlock.

Sherlock likes to experiment on John in his sleep. John has a few experiments of his own. (Do not try this at home. Just don't.) A cracked romance.

Sherlock gets annoyed when John is not paying him enough attention, and John makes it up to him.

Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.

Vamp!lock AU set at the end of The Great Game, written for the Johnlock Challenges Gift Exchange for a prompt requesting Explicit Vamp!lock Fluff. The confrontation with Moriarty at the pool goes very differently, and the resulting revelations trigger a significant change in Sherlock's relationship with John.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Sherlock Holmes is a strong woman, but love can bring the strongest to their knees. This is precisely why she is scared to fall in love.

Sherlock is seriously injured during a case. John is there to support him as he struggles to cope with the changes this injury causes to his life. Despite set-backs, this newfound level of intimacy gradually draws them even closer together, bringing their already close relationship to the next level.

John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

Sherlock, Greg, and John come to an agreement about paperwork. Written with strangegibbon. Slash: Sherlock/John/Greg.

It was an experiment. Then it was phonesex. Now it's something unexpected. Sherlock is on detox and bored. He calls a sex line. He gets John. Intrigued, he calls back several times. But the experiment isn't going quite how Sherlock predicted... NOT crack.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

Updated! When Sherlock starts acting strange around the yard, everyone fears the worst and assumes he is back on drugs. A impromptu drugs bust soon tells them otherwise... Warnings fic contains references to drug use and mentions of slash.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

John convinces Sherlock that if he doesn't stop interfering with his sex life, he will move out. Sherlock is afraid that if John dates women he will marry and leave him. He can't allow that so he decides to fight - with a little help from Irene Alder. NOTE: I'm now writing m/m romance as Eli Easton.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

Doctor John H. Watson on happiness, simplicity, and Sherlock.

1. Because Harry got there first, and there's a law: only one gay per immediate family. 6. Because if he's gay, does that mean all his relationships with women were lies? Rated T for language and implied physical relationships.

First Sherlock story I ve written based on a roleplay. Warnings for very dominant Sherlock! Kinks, toys, dirty talk.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

Hunter of Evil, Sasuke Uchiha is saddled with a Kitsune Prince. Will the fox prince be of help? Or hinder his work?

As princes of the blood-drinkers, Sasuke and Itachi share a terrible secret, one that Naruto, a tortured Sanguine is soon to find out. Can blood and pleasure heal three souls? This is a Sasuke/Itachi/Naruto story.

Written for prompt: The five times Sherlock came in his pants and the one time he came in someone else's. It's slash and I like to think it's more than just smut, maybe some sort of deeper exploration of a kink they both share.

Sherlock has a scar. In fact, he has several, but he won't show them to John./slash S/J - Disclaimer: I don't own characters of Sherlock. the quote about scars belongs to immortal Leonard Cohen

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

Sasuke shouldn't have been surprised when Naruto came home with stars in his eyes, sappy grin on his face, and a plea on his lips. "Iruka says it's a way to give back!" SasuNaru

Out of the million pairs of eyes Sasuke had scanned over his career, one set of blue were the only ones that had ever meant to catch his own. SasuNaru.

SasuNaru AU Rated M for a reason.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Naruto can't get the stranger who kissed him out of his head. And apparently, the stranger doesn't seem too keen to let Naruto out of his sights. Sasu/Naru Mini collab with Darkalbino.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

An interview with Konoha's top detective turns into a game of seduction and some lessons on how to read body language. SasuNaruSasu, hints of KibaHina

Neji wants Gaara to be his friend. Gaara ignored him. Neji learns to compromise. NejiGaa, FLUFF.

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru

Sasuke's mother always told him not to bring home strays. What happens when Sasuke does? And it's a human? SasuNaru, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc.

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

All Neji wanted was a job. All Itachi wanted was someone to screw. They both found something more. ItaNeji, yaoi, PWP.

For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.

The only way people managed to stumble onto Konoha was if they took a wrong exit from the interstate. And even that was quite rare. Rare, however, did not mean impossible. And Naruto was soon going to learn that. SasuNaru, lemon. Read and Review!

Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.

Neji was torn between duty and freedom, and had been for as long as he could remember. Then it happened, he found a way to gain his freedom and serve his clan at the same time. Itachi had promised him. ItaNeji light SasuNaru

When Naruto hears Sasuke is moving across the country, he is really upset. Not willing to say goodbye just yet, he thinks of only one thing…ROAD TRIP! But what happens when you realize your best friend is..more than that? Three/four shot, Read and Reveiw!

Yaoi. ItaSasuNaru. When his younger brother asked Itachi to give him the duke Uzumaki as some kind of gift the Uchiha heir didn’t think he would enjoy getting a new pet the way he did. Slight D/S Fic with an historical setting.

Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.

A confrontation in Sasuke's bathroom leaves Naruto feeling more confused about the blackhaired boy that has come back into his life. So when the two are forced to spend the night together, what is the blonde supposed to do? SasuNaru. Warning on inside!

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

While on a horrible date, Naruto meets a redhead that just might make the night worth it. GaaNaru. Rated M.

Naruto accepts a deal to save Sasuke. What is he willing to do to stop his friend from ruining his life and his own in the process? ITANARU COMPLETE

A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3

It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

“What is it you’re selling here?” the redhead asked upon seeing no merchandise inside. The blonde’s face set in a foxlike grin.“Well….this Kazekagesama…is what’s known as a….kissing booth,” he said, sapphire eyes glinting impishly.

After coming back home, all Sasuke wants is to be alone, but certain people won't let that happen, especially Naruto. M/M Lemon, One-shot

What's a young teacher to do when your even younger, hot blond student starts coming onto you? And you want him back? SasuNaru, teacher!Sasuke, student!Naruto.

Naruto makes Kiba a bet...and I don't think Sasuke likes it...

ItaDei. What kind of talk do you expect from a group of sleep deprived evil assassins? Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Tobi and Kisame... and one crazy Deidara.

[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!