Warning: This is Yaoi, so if you don't like it, leave. :) I also swear a lot, and this is a lemon. It's really graphic, I'm such a perv. I made my roommate read it and she almost threw up.... I should have taken into account that she's a lesbian.... Hmmm maybe. I really tried to keep everyone in character, but I think I failed miserably, Sasuke's a bit OC I noticed, he talks more than he should, he just picks up the slack since Naruto's...... distracted.

Oh, I don't own Naruto

This is my very first lemon, I hope it's at least halfway decent..... who am I kidding.... I hope it's fricken awesome!

I'm dedicating this to Sasu.... (gives hug and big kiss).... you rock man!

x-x-x Rules of the Bathroom x-x-x

Naruto wandered the halls of the semi-dark high-school looking for a chance to cause mayhem of some kind, his soft canvas sneakers echoing quietly in the emptiness. This is a bit creepy, he thought to himself. Everyone was outside at the football game but they'd left the school open, for folks to use the bathroom, probably, but they'd put down the metal guard thingys so you couldn't get to most of the school..... well that sucks. Guess I won't be causing much mischief today, he sighed, disappointed and ran his hand through his spiked blond hair. I'll just go to the bathroom like I told my father figure uncle type guy, Iruka.

It wasn't far to get to the restroom and Naruto was un-zipping his pants about to take a piss when he heard a noise behind him. Letting out a manly squeak he whirled around to see who it was. "Jesus Christ, bastard! You scared the shit outta me!" He yelled and pointed at the black haired jackass that had just walked into the bathroom.

"Hn" a grunt was his only answer.

"You know, a grunt is not an appropriate response." Naruto remarked, crossing his arms over his orange long-sleeved t-shirt with red swirl in the center, forgetting that his jeans were un-zipped and the other senior had an uncovered view of his bright orange boxers.

"I'm surprised you know that word dobe, maybe we should be on the lookout for the four horsemen and boiling rivers and seas or some shit." The brunet countered, one perfectly arched black eyebrow raised in astonishment. He took a couple more steps into the blue tiled bathroom with a smirk on his face.

"Very funny bastard," Naruto planted his fists on his hips, clearly getting into his tirade. Something about this guy had always made his blood boil, he was always all cold and shit. Mr. I'm-so-smart-I-have-a-4.0, Mr. my-rich-family-is-way-better-than-yours, Mr. I'm-so-hot-everyone-wants-me. He constantly found himself pushing the bastards buttons, to get some sort of emotion out of him, to get him to acknowledge him, to notice that he existed.

Like I notice him, Naruto thought, like I notice him everyday. He was a freshman when he truly understood what that reaction meant. He was completely obsessed with the black haired prick.

When the dreams had started, Naruto had wigged and began to avoid him as best he could. Not that it had really been all that difficult, they didn't have the same friends or even many classes together. He probably hasn't even noticed Naruto thought to himself. "But I could say the same about you. You talking that much is a sign of the end of the world too, I think that's the longest sentence I've heard out of your mouth since the fourth grade," He looked Sasuke up and down grinning, "Are you sure you're not a pod person or something?"

"Hn"

And now we're back to the grunting, well I guess I asked for it Naruto thought as he watched Sasuke walk around him and step up to the urinal. He stared in fascination as Sasuke un-zipped his black jeans...... oh shit.... and whipped out his penis. Oh Fuck, Naruto thought as he made himself wrench his eyes away from the sight that was now burned into his retinas, I just broke the cardinal rule of male bathrooms and gym showers, you never look at the cock, not ever.

Naruto turned and stared at the strangely engrossing wall, inwardly babbling, and this is why I always leave the fucking bathroom when I see him.... wow, when he wears black he really wears all black. T-shirt, jeans, shoes, boxers..... it's amazing something so huge can be disguised by seemingly not so baggy jeans. Why is he so big anyway? He's not that tall only a few inches taller than my own 5'6", his feet aren't that big either, but my god.... he's fucking enormous. Imagining Sasuke's cock in his ass, he felt the blood pool in his groin causing a very noticeable problem.

Shit! must not think about it...... dead puppies..... Baa-chan naked..... oooh Sasuke naked, Dammit! Why do I have to be so attracted to the bastard?

Completely ensnared in his thoughts the blond didn't notice when Sasuke finished, zipped up his jeans, flushed and went to wash his hands, all while Naruto was still staring at the wall. "Dobe, what are you...." Sasuke trailed off when Naruto turned around, his blue eyes wide and a bit dazed, and Sasuke saw the bulge clearly outlined in bright orange boxers. "Feel a draft?" Sasuke asked as he casually strolled up to Naruto and roughly pushed him against the wall, placing his hands on either side of Naruto's shoulders. He rubbed his thigh on Naruto's erection and leaned forward, whispering hot breath in his ear, "So that's why, huh? Always leaving, avoiding me.... you didn't want me to see."

"I.... uh.... um," Naruto tried to form a coherent denial but failed miserably, his brain had become a large, hot, pile of mush.

Sasuke chuckled, shivers chased themselves up Naruto's spine at the deep throaty sound, "If I knew this was all it took to shut you up, I would've done it years ago, dobe." A moist tongue delved into Naruto's ear inducing a shuddering gasp, pale hands lightly grasped his jeans pulling them down just enough to slip inside. Gripping Naruto's tan naked ass, Sasuke pulled him roughly, rubbing his now rock hard dick against him. "You want this, don't you? You want me to fuck you into the bathroom wall, till you cum, screaming my name."

Naruto tried to force his brain to focus, "bastard, wait, stop.... I can't..." His voice was lost in a moan as teeth latched briefly onto the sensitive skin of his neck just below his earlobe. He couldn't think, he didn't consider if it was wrong, didn't care what would happen tomorrow, all thought was lost in this wonderfully new sensation sweeping through his body. "Aaah.... mmmm..." his hips twitched and he tilted his head to the side, subconsciously begging for more.

"Can't what dobe? Can't think?" Sasuke continued his abuse of Naruto's neck leaving a hickey on the side where it met with his shoulder, "You're not supposed to think, just feel. Sex is meant to feel good, it makes endorphins. It doesn't have to come with a commitment you know, we could just fuck." Raising his head from the blond's neck, he gave Naruto a chance to think somewhat rationally, "No strings, no regrets, no one even has to know. Is that what you want? Naruto, look at me," He gently gripped the other boy's chin and probed into bright blue eyes, "Is this what you want?"

Oh god yes, Naruto thought, he wanted it, soooo bad. His painfully hard erection, pressing against his boxers, begged him to just say yes. But he forced himself to concentrate, it was just sex right? No big deal, only curious teenagers experimenting right? As he gazed into deep black orbs, the same ones he imagined almost every night while he slept, he knew his only answer would be yes. He could just get this out of his system, once they fucked he wouldn't be so obsessed anymore, he would be over it. Not trusting his own voice, he nodded.

"Good. Then feel this," he crooned into Naruto's ear as he dry humped him into the wall. "Moan for me..... I want to hear how much you want me."

"Aaaahh!...... Sasuke.... please," Naruto unconsciously obeyed, moaning as he arched his back and helplessly met Sasuke's mind bending thrusts his body quickly filling with heat. Pale hands ripped his shirt over his head and pulled his jeans and boxers abruptly down his legs. Canvas sneakers and blue jeans hit the floor creating a completely bare assed Naruto for Sasuke's viewing pleasure.

Black hair tickled Naruto's stomach as Sasuke slowly kissed his way down the blond's body, pausing briefly to tease an incredibly inviting navel with a quick flick of his tongue. Naruto leaned against the wall with a quivering gasp closing his eyes, spreading his legs slightly thrusting hips forward, silently begging the brunet to explore new territories.

Nibbling kisses given by soft pink lips forged a path of fire on the writhing blond's inner thigh, a lick on perfect skin on the back of a delectably trembling tan knee tightened the grip of desire building behind glazed blue eyes. Unexpected hot breath on the swollen head of his leaking erection sent Naruto into the lands of gibbering euphoria, "Mmmm! Haah.... oh shit...! Ah... I can't..... I need.... Bastard, Please!!"

Sasuke slowly stood from his crouched position, "What do you need dobe?" The sadistic brunet teased into the shuddering blond's ear biting the lobe gently before deep black eyes met blue. "You need me to fuck you?" Pale hands returned to a smooth tan ass, strong arms supporting slender naked legs as they wrapped around his waist, "You need me to be deep inside you, pounding into you till you scream? Tell me." He punctuated every word with a thrust of clothed hips sending Naruto even farther into the hot depths of uncontrollable sexual desire with each purposeful roll.

Desperately trying to increase the friction to satisfy his painful need to release, the blond began grinding faster only to be stopped completely by a sadistic bastard. A whimper rose in the blond's throat, a spine tingling chuckle preceded a reply whispered in his ear, "Oh, no dobe, you don't get it until you say it, 'I want you to fuck me, Sasuke', say it."

Need induced fog filling Naruto's brain prohibited intelligible response, he panted loudly, "Sa... hah... suke.... hah.... mmmm.... Fuuuuck...." He groaned and licked his lips, blue eyes filled with desperate hunger drove Sasuke to the edge of his self control.

"I guess that'll do dobe," Sasuke gazed at the whimpering mess that was Naruto, barely restraining himself from plunging his hard cock into the blond's ass that very second. Instead the brunet distracted himself by plundering an inviting mouth, open and willingly accepting of his hot thrusting tongue. He gripped the blond's ass firmly lifting him off the wall and walked toward the large handicapped bathroom stall to give them a little privacy. Mouth still fused with his prize morsel soon to be fucked into intense rapture, he barely had the sense of mind to close and lock the door with one hand.

Their lip's separated with an audible pop and a quiet moan of protest from a disappointed blond as Sasuke dislodged Naruto's legs from around his waist and turned him to face the wall. Standing on trembling legs Naruto grasped the cool metal bar, rubbing his butt against the brunet behind him as he heard a low voice of command whispering in his ear.

"We don't have any lube dobe, so we'll have to use spit. This is going to hurt, but it'll be worth it. Suck," Sasuke demanded as he held three fingers in front of the blond's face. Naruto obeyed licking around them in an erotic gesture before enveloping them completely and sucking softly, coating them in saliva under Sasuke's watchful hungry eyes.

When they were wet and slippery he released them with a pop, turning his head, he met an aroused black gaze with a dazed smile. Kneeling behind the blond spreading the cheeks of his ass Sasuke licked the puckered skin of his uke's entrance enjoying the keening moan that filled the small space of the stall as he began to glide his tongue in and out of the twitching hole. Using a single slick finger he slowly circled the blond's opening, descending farther into the tight heat with each stroke until he thought it stretched enough to add another.

"Relax," he commanded at the blond's mumbled protest at the third and final finger, adding more spit until they moved in and out easily with small sucking noises. Uninhibited gasping pants soon echoed off the walls as Naruto spread his legs, arching his spine, and thrust his ass wantonly, fucking himself on Sasuke's fingers.

Sasuke curled his fingers slightly, probing the inner walls, searching for the small bundle of nerves that he knew would drive the blond wild, simultaneously reaching his other hand around front grasping Naruto's erection, applying pressure to the base to prevent the blond from prematurely blowing his load all over the wall. "Aaaah!....." Naruto screamed eyes rolling back in his head as white spots danced before his eyes and intense pleasure dazzled his nerve endings. "Oh fuck.... " he gasped unable to string more than two comprehensible words together "What.... was.... that?"

"That, dobe, would be your prostate. Your G-spot, it's what makes you getting fucked up the ass feel really, really good." Sasuke replied releasing him and standing to free his swollen cock from his pants. Before the blond could come down from his high Sasuke gripped his ass firmly aligning himself and slowly entered his asshole. Naruto gasped having barely a moment to register the painful burning sensation before it was replaced by the pleasurable feeling of being filled. When he was inside completely Sasuke paused, waiting for his uke to become accustomed to him, the blond squirmed frustrated by the stillness.

"Bastard.... move..." He pleaded then moaned as his seme complied. Sasuke pulled out and thrust back in, taunting the blond with his torturously slow pace, "fuck.... ah.... faster.... harder...." groaning Naruto rolled his hips back into Sasuke's thrusts with desperation, needing to feel it deeper.

"Get ready to scream my name, dobe." Murmuring into his ear, Sasuke adjusted his hips slightly and impaled the blond almost violently, pounding into his prostate.

"Ah..... Aahh!.... hah.... oh gooddd!!....." loud broken moans filled the air as Naruto braced himself with the metal bar, rolling his hips backward, meeting his partner's thrusts. His sweet spot struck repeatedly, he couldn't stop the embarrassing sounds that fell from his mouth like a chant, "so good, so good..... ah fuuuuck," Tingling filled his limbs, his toes curled, his entire body spasmed. He screamed his orgasm to the world, "Oh god.... Yes! Sasuke!!" as he was lost to a world of white.

The blond's involuntary spasm pushed his partner over the edge and Sasuke came inside him, biting Naruto's shoulder to stop his own screams.

Sasuke pulled out, catching the blond as his legs collapsed under him. Panting, Naruto leaned on the wall, carefully avoiding his own mess as he waited for his legs to stop shaking.

"Always knew you were a screamer dobe," the bastard teased as he grabbed some paper from the roll and cleaned himself off then tossed it into the toilet. He fixed his jeans glancing at the now strangely quiet blond, sighing he got some for Naruto as well and held it out to him, "here, clean yourself up."

Naruto did and moved to toss it when he froze, hearing people enter the bathroom.

"Yeah, did you hear that? It sounded like it came from in here," One of them said. Crap, it's Kiba, Naruto thought as he immediately recognized the voice of the junior. Great, Kiba has the biggest mouth in the school, he'll tell everyone. The bastard will be pissed if he loses his reputation over this He looked at Sasuke with wide panic filled eyes.

"Look," another voice added, Chouji, the blond now knew, "those are Naruto's clothes, do you think he's running around campus somewhere naked?"

"No," the final voice declared, Shikamaru, great, now we're good and caught Naruto thought, his panic increasing, how do I get us out of this. He glanced at Sasuke, who glared at him, black eyes full of anger and an emotion he couldn't really name before they went blank and cold. The voice continued, unaware of Naruto's confusion, "remember the scream we heard? He's in there," Shika finished and pointed at the locked door.

Naruto watched, bewildered as Sasuke strode up to the door calm as you please, reaching his hand under it, "Hand me Naruto's clothes," he demanded, knowing that he would be obeyed.

Making sure he couldn't be seen through the gaps around the door, Naruto tossed his almost forgotten paper in the toilet. He started as a pale arm thrust his pile of clothing at him, biting his lip as he dressed, embarrassed to feel black eyes watching him. Is he still angry? Glancing up he tried to read the emotion locked in cold black eyes, yep still angry, he obviously didn't want anyone to know. Time for a little damage control, we just have to convince them not to tell anyone.

Sasuke calmly opened the door, slowly followed by an apprehensive blond, and coldly surveyed the small crowd of males waiting for them with a raised eyebrow.

"Woah!" a loudmouthed Kiba crowed with delight, "the famous Uchiha fucking Naruto in the bathroom, that's so dirty." Naruto blushed, biting his lip. Sasuke just stared at him neither confirming nor denying anything.

"Gaara's going to kill you," Shikamaru stated with absolutely no emotion whatsoever, looking at Sasuke, referring to Naruto's over protective best friend. Naruto paled, knowing the possessive redhead would indeed be very upset. Not that he didn't know about the blond's obsession but because he thought Sasuke was an asshole and not good enough for his best friend. Sasuke opened his mouth, about to say something but was interrupted.

"Not if he doesn't find out!" Naruto stated harshly, "If anyone finds out about this I'll beat the crap out of all of you!"

"Oh really?" Naruto heard from an unexpected source and squeaked as strong arms wrapped around him from behind, one resting comfortably on his stomach the other over his shoulder on his chest. He felt Sasuke's deep voice as he continued, "What if I decided to do this between classes," He couldn't speak as warm lips traveled down the side of his neck, "people would find out wouldn't they?"

Naruto shivered but collected himself enough to push Sasuke away, "Stop it, don't do that!" What game is he playing now? Naruto thought, He's the one who doesn't want anyone to know.

Sasuke glared, anger overshadowing the strange emotion still barely visible, "whatever," he brushed past everyone, not even sparing them a glance, slammed the door open and was gone.

"Um, okay...." Kiba commented softly, clearly confused by the cold brunet's show of emotion.

Naruto snarled a bit, his hands clenching into fists, ungrateful bastard, he was doing this for him, and the lousy creep can't even stick around to make sure it works? Son of a bitch!

"Calm down Naruto," Shikamaru held his hands up in surrender, apparently it was his job to negotiate with the crazy people since he was the leader. "We won't tell anyone, not that they would believe us anyway, but if you want to keep your secret, you might want to leave before the end of the game. Your....... um..... marks..... give you away." Finishing he pointed at the hickeys adorning the blond's neck.

Naruto clamped a hand to his neck eyes wide, "Marks?.... what?!" Running to the mirror he looked in disbelief at the clear love-bites that peppered his neck like little stamps of ownership. Blushing, he recalled the moments they must've been placed there, a warm feeling filling his stomach. Snickers began at his discomfort, increasing in volume until the whole bathroom rang with the sound of mocking laughter. Damn moody bastards and their need to mark things, damn them to the deepest pits of hell.

Muttering to himself, he dashed out of the bathroom pursued by the sounds of the three guys still laughing their asses off and tore down the hall. Choosing an accessible door the farthest from the crowd at the game, he slammed open the door and ran to his car, an orange VW bug that his baa-chan's "friend" Jiraiya had surprised him with on his birthday last week, breathing a little easier when the door shut and he was safe in the dark parking lot.

He called Iruka on his cell, to give him the heads up since they rode together.

"Hey Iruka,"

"I'm not feeling too well,".... "Yeah, might've been the chili dogs, I'm heading home, you can catch a ride with Kakashi right?".... "okay, see ya later."

Thank heaven football games were on Friday nights, he at least had two days for his hickeys to go away. He just had to avoid Iruka until they were gone, and now he had the perfect excuse to stay in his room all day.

TBC

I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to post this, I wanted to wait until I was done writing it but.... Unable to wait.

I would truly appreciate any feedback..... Even if you think I suck, just tell me why.

thanx :)