Name:
Valkyrie Of The Dead

Gender:
Female

Age:Between 1 and 99

About me:
I am a complete fangirl of Sherlock. I love reading, judo, dancing and playing piano.
My tumblr is http:///
I'm on Ao3 as http:///users/Valkyrie_of_the_Dead/works

Kiara Moriarty, Consulting Criminal Junior:
The links of chapter 26 are
Moriarty http:///tkxsrde/01lllgywz/55143732.jpg
Sherlock http:///post/73718737750

Song of chapter 47:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGYRbFY6QHY

Favourite Quotes:

"If it's Tourist season, then why can't I shoot them?"

"People in Grass houses, shouldn't stow Thrones."

"Don't Drink and Park. Accident's create People."

"Sarcasm in your body’s natural defence against stupidity."

"You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you’re an idiot."

"Damn straight I’m good in bed...I can sleep for days."

"Better to sleep on what you intend to do...then to stay awake over what you’ve done."

"Boys are like slinkies – useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs."

"How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he’s lost?"

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some of them just don't have film!"

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more."

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this."

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."

"It's mind over matter. If i don't mind you, then you don't matter."

"When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. YAY!!"

"Big girls don't cry- we get even."

"There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird."

"Parents spend three years teaching kids how to stand up and speak, and the rest of their lives telling them to sit down and shut up."

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

"Order is for the stupid, true geniuses live in chaos."

"This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!"

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy."

"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again."

"If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished."

"Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't."

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids."

"A day without sunshine, is like, night."

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!"

"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “damn…that was fun”."

"I don’t play dumb, I always lose."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home."

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."

"Your kid may be an honour student but you're still an idiot."

"So many people...so few comets."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal."

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

"At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is."

"Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive."

"Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock."

"Forecast for tonight: dark."

"I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."

"If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit."

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."

"OK, so what's the speed of dark?"

"I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either."

"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!!"

"Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it."

"You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."

"There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods."

"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Friends are like stars, they come and go but the ones that stay are the ones that glow."

"Out of my mind, please leave a message."

"Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon."

"I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly."

"Scatter me across the sky, and I'll shine all night, and just like a star, I'll end up falling for you."

"Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now."

"Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe."

"People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers."

"Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history."

"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it."

"Caution: water on road during rain."

"If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so be quiet..."

"If you're gonna be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty."

"A friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again."

"Live your life with arms wide open; you never know what might be thrown at you..."

"Save the earth, it's the only place with chocolate!"

"Do NOT label me, I'm no soup can!"

"People who say guns kill are silly. I'd be pretty freaked out to see a gun running down the road shooting everyone!"

This is something I read and which made me cry. It is in remembrance of all the students and children and teachers killed by kids who think it's cool to bring weapons into school.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you."

-Valkyrie ;)