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Author has written 18 stories for Of Mice and Men, Heist Society, 39 Clues, Scorpio Races, Mother Daughter Book Club, Glee, Harry Potter, Kane Chronicles, Arthur, and Sherlock.

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Main fandoms: Harry Potter, 39 Clues, Mother Daughter Book Club, Heist Society, Sherlock.

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190 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
190 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'There is no 'bring a muggle to school day' and 'I am not allowed to start the Minerva McGonagall Fan Club.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 69,588 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Pieces: A Story Cycle by Realmer06 reviews
In the end, they're all just parts of a whole. An exploration of the next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,789 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/27/2018 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Lorcan S., Lysander S., Roxanne W., Louis W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35578 - Favs: 26,583 - Follows: 19,590 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brothers By Choice by Ravyn reviews
Bonds between brothers can break – but James Potter has never been one to give up and neither are the Marauders. How would the world have changed if instead of trusting Dumbledore, they'd trusted themselves? Maurader Friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,026 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 148 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Family Album by Glisseo reviews
Snapshots from the life of a happy family. AU, sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 295 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
So, Why a Train? by Lucillia reviews
Though it may not seem like it, the creation of the Hogwarts Express was actually a rather logical solution to a very real problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/27/2014 - A. Dippet, C. Binns, Phineas Nigellus - Complete
Essentially The Devil Incarnate by Jennistar1 reviews
After the wedding revelations, Sherlock takes the only sensible recourse…he breaks into his brother's house and eats all his ice cream. Mycroft is surprisingly helpful. (Spoilers for 3x02 – the Sign of Three.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Textbooks, Time Scarves, and Tea by cgner reviews
Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Vicis Obduco by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
She said she'd always love him. He said he'd marry her someday. It's funny how nothing works out like it's supposed to. / Sometimes it takes more strength to walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,243 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Song Remains the Same by flawedesires reviews
The people they pulled out of Tartarus aren't Percy and Annabeth anymore. They haven't been for a long time. In which the apocalypse has been averted, but the world is still ending.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Rachel D. - Complete
Introduction to Greco-Roman Modeling in Western Civ by displayheartcode reviews
"Just don't move," Rachel warned from behind easel. "I want the lighting to be just right."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
In Our Own Pretty Ways by krakens reviews
(LBD) When she gets home late that evening, Gigi discovers that Lydia has followed her on Twitter. She follows back.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Georgiana, Lydia
Times Like These by bluelightningbug reviews
It was times like these that Jason couldn't help but be jealous of Percy Jackson. After all, that should be him over there with Thalia, with all the little inside jokes, and it should be him to whom she referenced as her little brother. 'Post MOA, not quite sure where this fits in. Perhaps as if Percy and Annabeth hadn't fallen into Tartarus'. READ.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 199 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Jason G., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Rain Storms and Memories by the ticking clock reviews
As rain pours down on Alicante, Magnus remembers London.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2013
Parabatai by the ticking clock reviews
Will Herondale lived, so James Carstairs must also. That was the way of the world. Oneshot. Spoilers for Clockwork Princess.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Get Off by merines reviews
It wasn't even that nice of a chair. Implied Percy/Jason.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Jason G., Percy J. - Complete
Navy Comfort by Ardently Indeed reviews
LBD Universe. "Since when do lunch with Fitz and Gigi and making out in your office not count as dates?" Darcy insists on an actual date after six weeks of being together. Adorableness ensues.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
While You Tell Me Stories by DawnieS reviews
Slightly AU. As their final year at Hogwarts ends and they are forced out of school, James and Lily find that the real world presents challenges they hadn't been expecting and problems they don't know how to overcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,074 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Friendship between a Kat and a Thief by AMessofPickles reviews
Several One-Shots between Hale and Kat. All of them seperate and not continued. ENJOY! Has some scenes from UC! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ALLY CARTER'S CHARACTERS!
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 39,618 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kat B., W.W. Hale
Like Forgetting the Words to Your Favorite Song by CrimsonPetrichor reviews
LBD-Universe. After Wickham breaks Gigi's heart, Fitz and Bing set out to help her pull through it. Cupcakes, contemplation, and conga lines ensue.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Georgiana, Mr. Bingley - Complete
Collateral Damage by icy roses reviews
When the love story being told isn't your own. Reyna/Jason, sort of. Spoilers for MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Reyna R., Jason G. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 123 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
without them what would little boys do by Kelly123 reviews
Every family has disagreements around the dinner table. The Starks are no different. ONE-SHOT.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Of Marshmallows and Treasure by Jennistar1 reviews
Sherlock is ill - grudgingly . Mycroft reads him his favourite book - cheerfully. Brotherly love!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 285 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Thirteen Hours by Jennistar1 reviews
It takes thirteen hours for Mycroft to discover that Sherlock isn't dead. A breakdown, in both senses of the word.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 3,698 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Bad In Each Other by audreyii-fic reviews
Gale and Katniss face each other as Prim and Peeta face the arena. THG AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 305 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Play On by Aea reviews
He had enough problems right now; this guy was the last thing he needed..."You must be my roommates." Movie from Duke's POV
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 120,048 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Giggles by Volcanic Lily reviews
Ian is forced to listen in on a very giggly, lovestruck conversation between Amy and Sinead about the oh-so-wonderful, "adorkable," "romantic" Evan Tolliver. Oh, joy of joyful joys. Ian/Amy/Evan.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Ian K., Amy C., Evan T.] Sinead S. - Complete
A Love Struck Teenager by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
Of course his son had to fall in love with Rose Weasley. It was almost predictable. Draco/Scorp bonding! Rose/Scorp
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Draco M., Scorpius M.
Each to Each by icy roses reviews
Percy's absence is felt by the people he leaves behind.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
The Talk by greenconverses reviews
Percy decides it's time to give Nico The Talk … several years and three girls too late. Companion piece to A Little Girl Talk Never Hurt Anyone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
The Marauders' Howler by Brain Fluff reviews
Harry Potter gets a howler from home. Fortunately for him, the Marauders distract Lily and decide to have a little fun. Set in AU where Harry's parents live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 246 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Beneath the Ruins by FoxFace Zero reviews
Amy, Dan and Nellie set out for the mountains of Peru in their search for the 39 clues. Their path, however, is treacherous and forces them to depend on an unreliable alliance for their survival. Does a budding romance even stand a chance? Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,952 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 388 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That Potter Boy by BadgerInMySoup reviews
For six summers, Lily's parents hear all about that Potter boy. Then comes the seventh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/26/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How You Know by BimboBoop reviews
Ten ways to know if your girlfriend and best friend are into each other. Series of pre-show scenes that should have warned Nate that there was an attraction between Chuck and Blair, including lots of friendly banter between the two. Hints of N and S.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
Disillusionment by Ravyn reviews
James Potter proves to one Lily Evans that she can trust him – at least with her life... Sort of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 98 - Published: 8/14/2010
Tribute to Flo's Meatloaf Surprise by greenconverses reviews
Rachel has a new hobby, and it's annoying Nico to death. No pun intended. Futurefic with some shippy undertones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
these delicate crimes by Static Lull reviews
SiriusPetunia—- "Do you take pleasure in scandalizing me?" -— eleven times they're almost something; in the end it doesn't make the slightest bit of difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Sirius B., Petunia D. - Complete
All The Time It Takes To Hold It Right by smc-27 reviews
Rachel/Jesse. "Her heart stops for just a moment. Then he smiles and it starts racing approximately 300 beats per minute, a rhythm no one could move to. She doesn't either. He walks to her."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
Not Funny by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Clarisse-centric, slight Percabeth/ They all move out of her way and she's trying not to freak out because she's killed Annabeth Chase. She survived the battle but died because of a practical joke.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Clarisse R. - Complete
Yours Untruly by iciclegirl235 reviews
Dan doesn't like the fact that Ian's dating his sister, so he tells Ian how he feels- in a letter. And Ian decides to respond back. Of course, Amy manages to find out. One-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 112 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
habit by mondlering moofoot reviews
Eight years after parting ways, Rachel and Jesse meet on Broadway.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rachel B., Jesse sJ. - Complete
The Only Exception by Lambbaby reviews
You pull away, tell yourself that you can’t, tell him that you can’t because you promised, you swore you wouldn’t.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Rachel D., Nico A. - Complete
Live Feeds by Ray by Another Name reviews
Short Humor fic for Heist Society, takes place either before or after the book. Bobby Bishop has a question for Simon, and Simon uses that chance for his enjoyment. Rated T for implications. Implies Kat/Hale.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Simon - Complete
mad world by Static Lull reviews
They live at the top of a spiral to hell—- for Nanaho-hime —-the Quidditch team and the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Katie B., Lee J. - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 143 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15062 - Favs: 23,848 - Follows: 9,740 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Vampire and the Socialite by Vamp-by-Night reviews
Previously: Material Girl. Blair Waldorf's been banished…to Forks! A certain sparkly vampire better watch out, diamonds ARE a girl's best friend. Blr/E. Twi-verse. No Bella.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,318 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Blair, OC - Complete
Jackalopes and Jobberknolls by Mede reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin. Then Harry Potter was Sorted into Gryffindor. A series of vignettes from Luna's perspective on the changes that result.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,863 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Consider by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Isabelle-centric/ "I mean, there may have been a time when one or the other of us considered it." -City of Bones, page 314
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Isabelle L. - Complete
Trigger Happy by Rickysio reviews
Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 2,258 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
In Their Autumn Beauty by lyin reviews
Halfway through October 1978, and the Order of the Phoenix's new crowd was still drunk on summer. Later they would almost forget, but in the beginning, it was fun. Even for Dorcas Meadowes, not so new or quite so young.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Sirius B., James P., Marlene M., Dorcas M. - Complete
In Ashes by Lady Altair reviews
December, 1981. The Order of the Phoenix adjourns.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 965 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,201 - Follows: 1,066 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Show Me Dragons by Lady Altair reviews
Lavender Brown cries when she realizes she is no longer innocent enough to touch a unicorn. Victory comes at a price, and Lavender pays in ruined flesh and stolen goodbyes. Lavender BrownCharlie Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Lavender B., Charlie W. - Complete
One Last Lullaby by Lady Altair reviews
Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
To Live Nobly by cgner reviews
It doesn't feel like he's living. In a world ruled by the Dark Lord, he's miserable, but not because of the government. A chance meeting wakes him up, but there's something familiar about her that he can't quite put his finger on…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/18/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Crossroads by Emmyjean reviews
In her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans finds herself facing a tragedy that leaves her life in pieces. She ultimately finds great strength both within herself and those she never would have expected. FINAL CHAPTER UP July 8 05!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 138,872 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 8/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Daughter by Pantz reviews
[One Shot] "You know he was someone special because she never brought one of her boyfriends home before."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Queen of Pain by thirty2flavors reviews
While responsible for her younger relatives, Bellatrix teaches Sirius something that has a profound impact on the rest of his life. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
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The Heist Society: Hale's POV reviews
"The look in his eyes told her that if her father's safety were something he could have purchased, he would have written her a check, sold his Monet, his Bentley, his soul."
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Kat B., W.W. Hale] - Complete
Hockey Punks & Sk8r Boiz reviews
The third time I meet Tristan Berkeley is in a remote skating camp in the middle of bumpkin Minnesota. Becca's words, not mine. –a humorous multi-chap, in Cassidy's POV-
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,877 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Cassidy S., Tristan B.] - Complete
Rise of the Snakes reviews
Three years after Day of Doom, Ian and Amy are called away from their respective new lives at MI6 and college, and thrust into a devious and intricate game of inter-Cahill family politics where power is the coveted prize and the only rule seems to be self-preservation. DISCONTINUED
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,961 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 3/27/2013 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
Lost with the Wind reviews
It's nice to know that when you're mad at your boyfriend, you still have your best friend (to make said boyfriend jealous). Cassidy/Zach friendship, Cassidy/Tristan.
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Cassidy S., Zach N., Tristan B. - Complete
Psycho reviews
Even when you win the Clue Hunt, you lose something precious like innocence. Drabble, complete.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Amy C., Dan C., Nellie G., Fiske C./Man in Black - Complete
Losers reviews
A collection of unrelated Amy/Ian drabbles and oneshots. Most have a trace of a plot, some may be a bit dark, others are quirky.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/16/2013 - [Amy C., Ian K.]
The School Traitor reviews
The reason why Arthur and the gang are stuck in third grade is hiding in plain sight.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Brain P., Buster B., Mr. Haney, N. Ratburn - Complete
Young Girl reviews
Because the little girl's crush on her brother's best friend is just an inevitable waiting to happen.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Arthur R., DW R., Buster B., Emily - Complete
The Crew of Lakewood reviews
Arthur, Buster, Francine, Brain, and Muffy. They're the most popular kids in school, they make up the most exclusive Crew. The worst part is that they don't even know it.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Fern W., George L., Sue Ellen A. - Complete
The Five Truths reviews
The most dangerous thing on Earth is not Chaos nor Ma'at—it is Truth. Dark AU, in which the Kanes work for Apophis and Sarah Jacobi was the last and only heroine.
Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Carter K., Sadie K., Dr. Julius Kane, Apophis - Complete
Sacrifices Made reviews
Rufus Scrimgeour always fulfills his duty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Rufus S. - Complete
Intentional Insanity reviews
One sentence. That's all it takes to empty an already barren heart. -An oneshot detailing Quinn's reaction to Finn's death.-
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Quinn F., Finn H. - Complete
From Giraffog to Boadicea reviews
How Tristan changes his mind about Concord, Massachusetts...and Cassidy Sloane. Set in Pies and Prejudice, (obviously) Tristan/Cassidy.
Mother Daughter Book Club - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Cassidy S., Tristan B.] - Complete
Backstabber reviews
Sinead wasn't the mole. Jake was. And Ian was the one who found out. -A retake on Trust No One, minor Amy/Ian and Amy/Jake-
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Amy C., Dan C., Ian K., Jake R. - Complete
When a Consulting Detective Meets a Teenage Criminal Mastermind reviews
"No one stopped to notice that there were five children. Five easels. Four blank canvases." Ah, but Sherlock notices. Set in the first book of Heist Society series.
Crossover - Heist Society & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Kat B., W.W. Hale] Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sunrise reviews
With Puck working at Malvern Yard, Sean's usually solitary mornings are disrupted. Set a few months after the end of The Scorpio Races, from Sean's POV.
Scorpio Races - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Puck C., Sean K.] - Complete
Idiots reviews
There was just something about her that turned him into an idiot. -Amy/Jake original oneshots weaved throughout the Cahill vs. Vesper series-
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Amy C., Jake R.] Dan C., Atticus R. - Complete
I ain't ever leaving you reviews
Saving a life requires a sacrifice. Alternate ending to Of Mice and Men.
Of Mice and Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Complete