So...about myself :

I don't really know how I got interested in writing but it sure is pretty fun.

Music? Any kind as long as it has a good beat and rhythm, but my tastes lean more towards rock and all that good stuff.

I love reading Kingdom Hearts fanfics, as well as Naruto, Resident Evil,Teen Titans, Eragon and...many more!

Movies: Comedy and Action are my main favorites.

Im between the ages of 13 and 1,000,000...and uh... female...

Manga?... Naruto,Yami No Matsuei,Gravitation, Junjou Romantica, Lovers Doll (Freaking cute as hell, worth a read. Made me go "Awwww" and also bawl like a baby. Very beautiful story.) and...I cant think of any others but the list goes on

Moooooooo

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

Fav Quotes?

I would have to say that these are some of the best quotes I ever read..

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres." -1 Corinthians 13:4-7

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind

-Dr. Seuss

Mischievous, loyal, and playful - I'm a Chibi Seme! #semeuke What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at http://

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with:Dramatic Uke

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Randomnesss

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
-Mark Twain

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

-Ellen DeGeneres

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

-George Carlin

Age is something that does not matter, unless you are cheese.

-Luis Bunuel

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

-Steven Wright

Life is hard. After all, it kills you.

Katharine Hepburn

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Oh and incase anyone out there is reading this...

Are you looking for something new? Do you like pirates? Do you like reading about attractive pirates kidnapping innocent little uke boys? (Well, it's just one uke boy but whatever). Do you like adventure doused with a touch of humor? Well look no further, you've come to the right spot.

Over my Dead Booty is up on the archive already, crossover b/w Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy 7 and a collaborative project with my buddy, SitarLover.

And incase it can't be found, you can always go to my partner-in-crime's profile: SitarLover.

So don't wait any longer, let out your inner fangirl/boy or inner pirate lover before it's too late!

The Highwind 2 has left the docks.