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When I write fanfiction, I publish it at:

http:///users/mutecebu/

Currently it's just Homestuck works.

If you're looking at my profile, chances are you want story recommendations. I enjoy stories that are not rehashes of canon, and do new and interesting things with the magic system of the source material. Without further ado,

Naruto recommendations:

If you want humor (in order of laughs-per-minute):

Nothing But Trouble: /s/5001646/1/Nothing-but-Trouble

Innortal's Time Loops: /s/3022400/7/The-Naruto-Omake-Files-Innortal-Style

Subject 014: /s/7712904/2/Compilation [Don't let the "Teen Titans Crossover" lable confuse you - the author published all their stories in one place. There is 0 Tean Titans in this story.]

It's For a Good Cause, I Swear: /s/5409165/1/It-s-For-a-Good-Cause-I-Swear

Ignorance Is Bliss: /s/5765777/1/Ignorance-is-Bliss [if you liked Nothing But Trouble]

These are all "farces," that is, stories that prioritize humor over realism. In fanfiction, it's also known as "crack" I suppose.

If you want cool tricks with the magic system & cool plot:

Time Braid: /s/5193644/1/Time-Braid [My #1 recommendation for plot & for "cool factor". Warnings for mysogeny on the author's part, very nasty torture, and a heroine who goes through a moral decay without quite realizing it. It won't be everyone's cup of tea.]

Medicinal Lullaby: /s/4512691/1/Medicinal-Lullaby

A Drop Of Poison: /s/4573620/1/A-Drop-of-Poison [Cool tricks, plot is meh, unfinished]

If you want a really pleasant 60K word story:

The Eyes Have It: /s/8661803/1/The-Eyes-Have-It

Harry Potter recommendations:

Both funny and decent plot:

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality: /s/5782108/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality [Warnings for being an athiest's Chronicles of Narnia, but very high quality humor, plot, writing, and philosophy]

Harry Potter and the Natural 20: /s/8096183/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20 [Way better than it sounds. Only recommended if you've played D&D.]

Both funny and awesome writing:

Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy: /s/8484470/1/Potter-Who-and-the-Wossname-s-Thingummy [Read the first 1/2 of a chapter. If you're not laughing by then, then it's not for you]

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Alea Iacta Est by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,537 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/11/2015
A Young Woman's Political Record by jacobk reviews
With the war over and her military career in shambles, Tanya von Degurechaff has to forge a new path for herself. Fortunately, she finds an opportunity to get involved in the political scene. A safe, easy job has never been closer at hand. What could possibly go wrong?
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 304,498 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 1,899 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 7/15/2018 - Tanya, Visha
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
if the shoe fits by Searching.For.Enadi reviews
Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,337 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 3,491 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Sakura H.
How to Obtain a Reverse Harem in Naruto by Darkpetal16 reviews
A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,997 - Reviews: 3478 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,033 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 2,483 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,216 - Reviews: 8342 - Favs: 14,770 - Follows: 15,865 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 40 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 326,387 - Reviews: 7526 - Favs: 15,662 - Follows: 18,321 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kaze no Uta by Against.The.Current reviews
Femininity is not weakness. Courage does not exist without fear. Hope is lost the moment you stop fighting. A grittier take on the 'girl falls into another world' trope.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,235 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 4/27/2019 - Published: 1/16/2014
Shadow of the Bay by jacobk reviews
An accidental collision of space time techniques sends an ordinary shinobi to Brockton Bay. She'll need all of her common sense and good judgment as she finds her feet in a new world. With new friends by her side, Tenten will have to decide if she's going to fit in or if her new home is going to have to fit her.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,635 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/6/2018 - Published: 2/17/2018
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,564 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6662 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 7,678 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Effloresco Secundus by romanescue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 216,750 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 6,898 - Follows: 7,866 - Updated: 6/15/2018 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Roll the Dice on Fate by Jackercracks reviews
What happens when a SI gets reborn in the world of Naruto and is willing to lie, cheat and steal his way to power? Magical Vivisectionist Pretty Oro-tan, eat your heart out - this is how you bootstrap your way to godhood. No re-treading the same old missions here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,351 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 2,896 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 7/24/2015 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Gai M., OC
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 3,488 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Sticks and Stones by WhenEver Possible reviews
Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,326 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Sakura H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4128 - Favs: 15,167 - Follows: 13,660 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Black Cloaks, Red Clouds by Archontruth reviews
In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 58 - Words: 433,238 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Neji H., Tenten, Deidara
In Fire I Trust by T3t reviews
During Fool Moon, Marcone made Harry an offer. A slip of the tongue forces Harry to accept, but as far as Harry's mistakes go, this one isn't too bad.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 12/7/2011 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone
Memories Of Others by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sometimes a technique can lead to new discoveries, new paths. A chance discovery lets Naruto learn that which he was never taught... using the memories of others to aid his progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 135,436 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 4,831 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,947 - Reviews: 2996 - Favs: 5,325 - Follows: 5,883 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 7,988 - Follows: 6,283 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Legend of Zelda Time Loops by Lord Circe reviews
What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,874 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
How Long Is Forever? by tradition reviews
Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,755 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Sakura H., Team Seven
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 4,694 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Two Steps Back by Against.The.Current reviews
Mutants are just an urban legend, or so most people think. Melanie, a mutant with a minor time-travelling ability, has spent years pretending to be normal. Then SHIELD happens. "I'm going to get carted off to some government facility, aren't I?" "As dramatic as you make it sound... Yes."
Crossover - X-Men & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013
Winter Cherry by Eimii reviews
Every ninja wants some special technique or talent that they can call their own; it's practically an unspoken rule that you have to have one to make a name for yourself in the world (or at least to survive for very long in it.) Unfortunately, the best tricks often come down to who your parents were- but there's always one jackass who just can't keep it in his pants... (AU: Sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35538 - Favs: 26,469 - Follows: 19,510 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,792 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
Now You See It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 2,012 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Sakura H.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 11,502 - Follows: 5,240 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 2525 - Favs: 8,051 - Follows: 4,369 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
The Sixth Age by Materia-Blade reviews
Egwene al'Vere, The Watcher of the Seals, Flame of Tar Valon, didn't expect to ever open her eyes again. When she did, the absolute 'last' thing she expected was to be inside a tightly cramped metal box.
Crossover - Wheel of Time & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 295 - Published: 9/3/2014
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 5,391 - Follows: 5,871 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2767 - Favs: 5,408 - Follows: 5,396 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,476 - Follows: 3,689 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mom by nemebean reviews
Characters from the Dresdenverse go to Disney World. Hilarity and "aww"s ensue.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Mab - Complete
Branches on the Tree of Time by alexanderwales reviews
Kyle Reese has traveled backwards in time, not to save Sarah Connor, but to help her rewrite the faulty utility function of Skynet. Together, it's possible that they might avert Judgment Day and save the world from nuclear Armageddon - and hopefully create a utopia ruled over by an AI god in the process. Fully completed. Diverges wildly from canon.
Terminator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,847 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Kyle Reese, Sarah Connor, The Terminator, Skynet - Complete
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 2,822 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Successful Missions by TheMoonclaw reviews
Samus has had a lot of successful missions; just ask her! But are they truly successful, or does it just seem that way? A funny take on the series as a whole, and especially on Samus. Contains spoilers and swearing.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,135 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 3,916 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,251 - Follows: 5,472 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 5,268 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 7,429 - Follows: 7,760 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Contagious by rabid behemoth reviews
Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,552 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] - Complete
Locked and Downloaded by Thumbtax reviews
When a diplomatic visit to a new "game" turns into a one-way ticket out of the arcade, it's beginning to look like curiosity's killed the Vanellope. It's up to the rest of the gang, plus a newly-unlocked playable character, to come to the rescue. Now COMPLETE!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,542 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 4,372 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Where the Heart Is by Shana the Short reviews
"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,716 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4969 - Favs: 17,636 - Follows: 15,967 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Compilation by JellyfishBlues reviews
All of my older stories on a per-chapter basis, previously deleted for reasons that made sense at the time and now baffle me.
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 170,134 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2411 - Favs: 10,097 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Glow Worm by ashmanonar reviews
Firefly/Dresden Files crossover - Harry Dresden finds himself on Serenity; will he find a way back home? Will he want to? Spoilers through BDM and Small Favor.
Crossover - Firefly & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,245 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Zoe W., H. Dresden - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Radiance by Alicorn24 reviews
Sequel to "Luminosity", narrated by Elspeth. You do not need to have read canon Twilight, but you will be very confused if you haven't read Luminosity.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 234,771 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 9,087 - Follows: 3,469 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complications by Brownish reviews
Harry Dresden's luck holds true, and Corpsetaker picks a more convenient body to hijack. AU, beginning at the climax of Dead Beat.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,477 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Charity thought becoming a wizard was the worst that she had to worry that Molly would become. Turns out, she wasn't even close... Now, Molly is a magical footsoldier in a war to save causality! A Magical Girl/TvTropes crossover. Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Molly C., Ivy
Ignorance is Bliss by Nugar reviews
Naruto, Sakura, Karin, and Sasuke wake up in a hotel after an epic drunken, drug fueled orgy with no memory of the past 5 years, how they got there, or who killed the hooker. Missing people, assassins, and most importantly, why are they friends again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 348 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Legend by Pam t3h Spam reviews
Reincarnation, repetition, redemption: generation after generation, century after century, the princess is always the same. ZELDA-CENTRIC, some ZxL.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3030 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,467 - Follows: 5,320 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
word war one by the blanket reviews
Sakura and Sasuke engage in a Battle of Wits. Sadly, only one of them is armed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Patron Saint of Posting Bail by Brownish reviews
Harry keeps shelling out for the Carpenter kids. Oneshot, futurefic.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Complete
Mirrored Images by shizune reviews
In an act of desperation, Naruto attempts to send his teammate back to the past to change things. He botches it, and now a Sakura from a world where Konoha was ruled by Orochimaru and then Itachi is surprised to find herself 12 and in a different world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,505 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15014 - Favs: 23,702 - Follows: 9,661 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 369,477 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 2,939 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 378 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 10,985 - Follows: 3,289 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
Dress Up by Qualapec the She-Wolf reviews
Molly plays dress up. Because we all know the duster is the coolest part of the outfit.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 3,871 - Follows: 1,818 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
An Ounce of Prevention by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Sakura H. - Complete
How Harry Got His Groove Back by Kits reviews
It's not you, it's me."
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Overlapping Dots by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry needs to do some soaking to figure out the Second Task's clue, but the Map always shows it busy, with couples forming overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 217 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Defenestration by hapan reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 94 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 5,322 - Follows: 1,367 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 714 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vertigo by Laziness Incarnate reviews
Ender experiences a moment of vertigo as Dragon Army starts to come together.
Ender's Game series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Movie Night at the Granger's by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 246 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Physical Education by Adrian Tullberg reviews
New P.E. Teacher arrives. A short crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 9/13/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005
Origin Story by jjonahjameson reviews
Crossover. Too bad there isn't a category called 'silly'...SpiderMan gets some help with his itchy suit and a costume designer gets a new career direction.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 145 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Just a Face On a Train by katheryne reviews
After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - Complete
Switched! by Minnionette reviews
It all began with an evil statue that switched their bodies. Now, physically weaker, Naruto has to cope with girlbonding and PMSing. That’s not nearly as bad as Inner Sakura and the ninetailed fox refusing to get along semipeacefully.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,887 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/24/2005 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
An Unusual Mission ... by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman and Wonder Woman take on a most unusual - and unexpected - mission ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 42,201 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/28/2001 - Published: 6/1/2000