Hey. Call me Christmas Roses. I'm a delusional girl who lives in China. Call me crazy, weird, or plain boring, but haha, that's just me!

Age: Somewhere between -99 and 50. I forgot my age a few hours ago.

Favorite Books: Anything by Rick Riordan, The Hunger Games, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Fablehaven, etc.

Favorite Manga: Soul Eater, 07 Ghost, Naruto

Hair Color: Blackish Brown

Eye color: Really really dark brown

Favorite pastimes: Reading, Drawing, Watching tv, surfing the net, trying to beat my friend in a board game

Claim to Fame: Getting attacked almost everyday by my hyper friend

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico Di Angelo Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Piper: "If I fall, you're catching me."

Leo: "You're catching me too Superman, but I ain't holding your hand." -The Lost Hero

"This is awesome. The wind is in my-CHEAT SHEET!" -Hiccup How to Train Your Dragon

"Don't hurt me! I'm innocent!" - me

"Jesus walks on water. Chuck Norris swims through land." - Unknown

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them" -Unknown

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"-Unknown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." - Henny Youngman

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them." - Homer The Simpsons

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer The Simpsons

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer The Simpsons

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer The Simpsons

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy The Simpsons

Thalia: "A Hyperborean...They're usually peaceful."

Percy: "You've met them?

Thalia: "There's a big colony in Alberta. You do not want to get in a snowball fight with those guys."- The Last Olympian

Percy: "Why do pegasi gallop as they fly anyway?"

Blackjack: "Whay do humans swing their arms as they walk? I dunno, boss. It just feels right." - The Last Olympian

"RUN MR. KRABS, RUN LIKE YOU'RE NOT IN A COMA!"-Spongebob Spongebob Squarepants

"It's like the nightmare of my dreams!" - me