May your home always be too small to hold all your friends

May you never forget what is worth remembering, or remember what is best forgotten

May you get all your wishes but one, so you always have something to strive for

Health and long life to you, Land without rent to you, The partner of your heart to you, and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland.

What ever happened to the days when I was the only girl that could make you laugh??

If you ever get caught looking at him just remember that he was looking back.

True love is being able to let them go.

True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not a part of it.

We build up walls not to keep others out but to see who cares enough to break them down.

How can you tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can you tell the leaves not to fall when wind exists? How can you tell me not to fall in love when you exit?

I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I should have done when I had the chance.

No one can promise they will never hurt you because at one time or another they will. The real promise is the time you spent together will be worth the pain at the end.

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the
words.

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see Beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see Beauty never grows old.

You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

There are two ways to live your live. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is one.

You're just jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us.

The person who says something is impossible should not interrupt the person doing it.

I live in my own little world, but that's okay they know me there.

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk. Every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

Books open our minds to new possibilities and perspectives.

It is because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.

You are the most beautiful flower in my garden of friendship, remain the same forever.

There can't be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

The only one who can tell you 'you can't' is you, and you don't have to listen.

Strength is nothing more then how well you hide the pain.

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worth while.

Where love is, no room is too small.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.

Give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to only one.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Silence id golden. Duck tape is silver.

The sky has never been the limit. We are own limits. It's then about breaking our personal limits and outgrowing ourselves to live our best lives.

( o.o )
(U U )

This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (do it now)

.••) .•).•.•) .•)
(.• (.• Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 step brothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

To Every Girl
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for a perfect present for you
To every girl who gets her heart-broken because he chose that bitch again.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once wants a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl who just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl who thought "maybe this one could be the one".
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl hat gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face never again.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
Copy and paste this into your profile titled "To Every Girl"

WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The freshman girl, oh so shy, sits and watches the sophomore guy.
The sophomore guy, with his head in a whirl, sits and watches the junior girl.
The junior girl, in her red sedan, sits and watches the senior man.
The senior man, all hot and wild, secretly loves the freshman child.