This is what I have been needing...this must be what Wally called R Ander (RnR-rest and relaxation), just me this couch, a potato, and the TV. I can't get enough of this, finally being able to focus one of my powers is worth the sacrifice of watching the static channel. Feeling the chirp and grind of each individual speck tingle in my ears gives me some sort of peace of mind and almost makes me feel like I'm flying and in turn blankets my body in a calming static fuzz. Now if I could keep this silence for five...more...minutes...ahhhhh...
"WAHRAHTURNYUHWAHFRAW,MEGAN!"
Whoa! What was that? Why would this,this thing interrupt my, wait it's M'gann. I just gotta say no,"No." ahhhh done.
"UPERBOIWAWAGHEGH,MEGANN!"
"No." ARGHH! What could she want! That's it I'll get up, I'll see what she wants, and if it's not important I can grab a drink and sit down.
"We'll need these, oooh and some of these, and eggs, and some of all of this."
DINNER! I strictly remember her being able to sprout extra limbs and, why is she throwing things at me! SPLAT! Why did I make the noise in my head? And now she's brushing a rough cloth against my fair skin and now she is WAY to close, TMI or whatever. Oh no she's taking my awesome stoic silence as an invitation to awkwardness, still too close and where is everyone! Stop closing your eyes and creeping closer M'gann...no...can't break coolness level...
Thank dog catastrophe averted, now I just gotta get back to focusing on the static from the TV and... there is the ear tingling. Ahhh this is what I need and now...I'll let the cottony static feeling cleanse my senses of eggs and flour... just five more minutes of this and I can live happy.
Then Red Tornado strode in and was in robotic-awe as he viewed the chaos of the room and beeped out, "What the BEEP is going on in here! M'gann what happened to the kitchen and why is Superboy covered in eggzzzz? And...sweet the static channel..."
And then like a car with bad brakes M'gann screeched, "Well to answer your question Mr. Red Tornado, I had-"
"SHHH! IT IS THE STA-TIC CHA-NNEL M'GANN...BEEEEEP!"And with his electronic bellow the room was silent, but enjoyable for Superboy once again.