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As you probably know from my pen name, I LOVE CHOCOLATE! :D

I am seriously OBSESSED with all-things Naruto, but I do love Highschool Of The Dead and Sonic too...

"You'll never realise how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice that you have..."

ASSISTANCE WITH WRITING:

I am always on the lookout for people who may need help with their stories, and I am only too pleased to try and help them. Reading my story, you will be able to see I am highly skilled in writing and have an exceptional education. Therefore if you have any questions/queries regarding grammar, spelling, language or any other subjects in relation to writing, then please feel free to ask, as I will try and provide you with a correct answer and point you in the right direction if necessary to the best of my ability.

That said, I am not perfect - only human...and humans get things wrong sometimes. Consequently, I may be wrong about something, but life is a learning experience, is it not? I shall work with you to explore the correct answer so we can both learn and improve our work. :)

Lastly, I will also provide advice and guidance on stories that include lemons, limes and other content of a sexual nature. So don't be shy, I'm a friendly person. :)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Most authors on FanFiction dot net don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you DO know the difference, and are sick of finding "your" instead of "you're", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

...S... Put this
...H... On your
...A... Page
...D... If you're
...O... A fan of
...W... Shadow the Hedgehog
...!!... It shows you care! :)

You Know You're Obssessed With Naruto When...

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU.
2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points.
3) You can spout a random character quote on command.
4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.
5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.
6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"
7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.
9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.
10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.
13) You try to kill your brother everyday.
14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.
15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"
16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.
18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you.
20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission.
21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a football.
22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.
23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."
24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy
To every girl that dresses cute, not shanky.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for a perfect present for you
To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose that jerk again.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once wants a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl who just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having *.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl who thought "maybe this one could be the one".
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only and having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face again.
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.