Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, and I've learned that no matter how many times I ask for it for Christmas I never will.
Warnings: Eh, hehe, should probably warn you about the rather lewd discussions, the guy x guy smooching, and the Icha Icha smut (yaoi included). If any of this offends you please turn away now, I'm not trying to make any one mad or weirded out so heed the warning, and plz no flames. (not to be confused with constructive criticism, that is more than allowed.) : )
Pairings: Kaka/Saku/Naru/Sasu and a couple of OC Icha Icha peeps
Rating: M
AN: After writing and finishing two other fics before completely this one, I now happily bring you Sorry I Asked. Though, I can't help but feel like it gets a bit rushed at the end…oh well, let me know what you think. Happy Reading!
Sorry I Asked
Another mission meant another night camping in foreign territory. The mission itself had been carried out easily enough and though reaching Konoha in the wee hours of the mourning was indeed possible, the team unanimously agreed that there was no real reason to rush. The sun had set hours ago and the silence that normally occupied the night had abandoned this specific neck of woods as Team Seven went about setting up camp.
Sakura was busying herself by setting up the area of her sleeping bag with lightly scented bug-guard candles. Though she was hardly squeamish when it came to bugs, she didn't exactly favor the idea of waking up with any exotic creatures crawling on her face or biting her legs, especially when she had the means of preventing it from occurring. Naruto and Sasuke had been given the task of cutting logs and setting the fire. The wood cutting process went smoothly between the two, but as would have been expected from the pair sooner or later, they got into an argument over the silliest thing: where to position the fire. Meanwhile, the last member of Team Seven sat quietly against a tree reading an older Icha Icha book from his massive collection, effectively ignoring his surroundings. Soon the fire was set and the younger three shinobi gathered around when Naruto produced a bag of marshmallows. But around the time that Naruto challenged Sasuke to a game of Chubby Bunny and Sasuke mumbled an 'Usuratonkachi' Sakura's gaze wondered over to Kakashi.
The man sat seemingly in his own little world absorbed in his novel. She watched closely enough to make out the subtle movement of his lips through his mask, as he steadily made his way across the pages. She gazed in awe when the Copy-nin appeared to have closed his eyes, yet his lips maintained their slight activity. Either Kakashi was somehow able to still read through a tiny slit of his eyelid that Sakura couldn't see, or the man had memorized the book, because her former sensei had not once glanced at the page in front of him before turning to the next one. And for the life of her, Sakura couldn't figure out what it was about that ridiculous novel that held Kakashi's attention so wholeheartedly. She had been so deep in thought that before she could stop herself, she asked.
"Why do you always read those stupid books?" As soon as the words left her lips she had all of her teammates attentions. She received a questioning gaze from Sasuke and a blank stare from Naruto at her very random question.
"Hn?" Kakashi however looked up at her with a highly un-amused gaze. At first she thought it was because she had interrupted his reading, pulling him back to the world which he had escaped from, but as soon as she realized that he was probably giving her that look because she had just asked the obvious she tried again, rewording her question.
"Okay, I know why you read them, what I'm trying to say is why do you reread them so often. Namely that one in particular?" Naruto looked over to the book in question then lifted his head slightly as the realization struck him as well.
"Hey, yeah! I've never paid too much attention to it, but Kakashi-sensei does read that volume more than the others!" Kakashi looked down at his book then up at Sakura and gave her a slight shrug.
"You're welcomed to see for your self." He held out his book for the kunoichi to take, but she just stared at it in an disbelieving manner. Impatient with her hesitation, Naruto moved forward to grab it for himself but Kakashi pulled it back before the Jinchuuriki could reach.
"Not so fast, Sakura was the one who asked. If she wants the answer she has to find out for herself."
"Ehh!?! No fair! I wanna see too!"
"Sorry Naruto, it was Sakura's question. Ask your own." The Copy-nin began reading again, ignoring Naruto's pout. A short while into it he let out his signature pervy-giggle that only he could pull off, causing Naruto to 'Hmph' and Sakura to cringe.
"Sakura-chan, take the book then tell me what it says!"
"Now I'm not so sure I want to know. That a grown man can have that kind of reaction to anything is just plain creepy!" Naruto groaned when his plans to use Sakura failed. Pouting once again the blonde mercenary tossed himself on his sleeping bag and rolled over so his back was facing her, all the while mumbling nonsense about her being no fun. Sakura paid him no mind as she grabbed the bag of marshmallows and sat back on her own sleeping bag, which rested between Sasuke's and Naruto's. A comfortable silence soon ensued, which would have normally only been possible if Naruto was knocked unconscious, as all the shinobi quietly appreciated their surroundings in one way or another. The serene moment however was short lived when Naruto chose that instance to take a chance on something Kakashi had just said.
"Ne, Kakashi-sensei, you said I can ask my own question, right?" Naruto uncharacteristically asked softly, as said sensei raised his one visible eyebrow in a questioning manner.
"Yes, I did say that. Whether I answer it or not is another story."
"What!?! That's not fair! You were willing to answer Sakura-chan's!"
"Well. Ask the question and we'll see."
"-What does your face look like?" Three members of Team Seven all froze in shock for it was Sasuke who had choose that moment to involve himself in the situation and ask the question. Staring at their stunned expressions he just shrugged under their gaze, but it was Naruto who first recovered.
"Yeah, that one's way better than mine!" Sakura excitably nodded with him in agreement.
"Hm, I'm not so sure that's one I'm willing to answer" Kakashi rubbed his chin in contemplation but Sakura was having none of that!
"Oh come on Kakashi-sensei! It's been years since we've known each other! Don't you think it's about time we at least get to know what you look like!"
"And Kakashi-sensei was the one who said we were all equal teammates now! Where's the trust?" Naruto added for good measure.
"First of all, I don't necessarily see how we're all equals here if you and Sakura keep attaching sensei to the end of my name. And secondly, this isn't an issue over lack of trust."
"Then what is this about?" Sasuke questioned.
"It's about me being shy." Needless to say, Kakashi received three very unbelieving glares.
"A shy man doesn't go around shamelessly reading pornos in broad daylight!!!"
"Well see if I share them with you now…" Sakura just rolled her eyes and looked away, causing Kakashi to sigh in defeat. "Fine. My face looks like any other. Two eyes which you've all seen. A mouth resting just above my chin and a nose somewhere in the middle of all that."
"Oh come on! Just show us already!" Naruto urged.
"Sasuke merely asked what it looked like and I answered. He said nothing about showing it off."
"But that's what I meant." The one eyed assassin tilted his head and looked over at Sasuke as he sat in consideration. A while later he finally responded.
"All right then-"
"YES!!!" Naruto jumped up in excitement.
"But only Sasuke."
"What!?!"
"Now that's not fair!!!" Sakura stated.
"You already asked your question. It's not my fault you're not ready for the answer."
"But that was before I knew you'd turn it into some twisted game! Besides, I never got my answer so you can just scrap that question! I want to see your face more than I want to know why you read those stupid books anyways!"
"Sorry, one question per teammate."
"Then what about me! I haven't even asked a question yet-"
"Sorry Naruto, ask your own-"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
"You can always ask Sasuke to describe it to you."
"Like he'd even tell me! Even if I could get anything out of him the bastard would probably describe it just as badly as you did!"
"That's not true. When I tell Sakura I'll be sure to include specific detail in exchange for a promise to never tell you."
"WHAT-"
"Really!?"
"TEME!"
"Now now," the older jounin intervened "no fighting. It's a beautiful night so let all try to get along."
"You shouldn't talk since this whole thing is your fault anyways." Kakashi sighed.
"Fine then, what's your question?" Only getting a confused look from Naruto, Kakashi tried again.
"You said you had one right? You were about to ask it before Sasuke interrupted." A pink hue began to appear across the jinchuuriki's cheeks, as he looked down at his lap and fiddled with his fingers.
"Hn, the dobe's gonna ask something perverted like Sakura."
"What!"
"Excuse me!" The Copy-ninja just sighed and opened his book to continue reading where he left off. This could be awhile. Ever since they had retrieved Sasuke from Orochimaru's clutches and effectively fallen back into the routine that was Team Seven, they all had quickly learned that the Uchiha wasn't above picking fights with Naruto just for the hell of it. Though this hadn't really surprised Kakashi, for he just figured it was some weird way of catching up for lost time, the real shocker came when the younger sharingan wielder had discovered, all on his own, that pushing Sakura's buttons could be just as fun.
"You both heard me."
"My question was not perverted!"
"Oh right, asking to read someone else's porn is really chaste."
"I didn't ask to read it! He was the one handing it to me! And if you didn't notice, I didn't take it!"
"Oh, my bad. Of course that's what happened." Sasuke sarcastically stated flashing a smug smirk for good measure.
"Jerk…" The irate kunoichi hurled the bag of marshmallows at his head once she realized she had walked right into his sadistic game. Sasuke easily evaded the bag all the while chuckling at her antics then turned his attention to his other teammate.
"So dobe, what's your question?" Naruto didn't respond. He merely looked away and began to fidget a bit, earning an extremely amused smile from Sakura.
"My god, Sasuke was right!"
"It's not perverted! …It's just personal…" Sasuke scoffed at Naruto, however the remark did catch Kakashi's full attention.
"And what personally perverted question are you going to ask me?" He inquired in a skeptical manner.
"Well…it's just something Ero-sennin said once…and it's kinda been floating around in my head ever since. I don't even think there's any truth to it…"
"Geez idiot, spit it out already."
"-DidYouReallyLoseYourVirginityAtThirteen?" No one so much as batted an eye as they all simply stared at Naruto in disbelief. Even Kakashi was visibly shocked. The small silence went on for a brief moment longer before being interrupted by both of his younger teammates.
"What the hell kind of question-"
"Why would you ask something like that!?!"
"I didn't mean it to be perverted! Honest! It's just that Ero-sennin kept going on and on about these kinds of things while we were together and that's one of the things that came up! And I was curious about-"
"Naruto! You don't go around blatantly asking people about their sex lives!"
"Yeah, dim-wit, you're suppose to tiptoe around the subject like Sakura cleverly did."
"THAT IS NOT WHAT I DID!!!" The pink haired shinobi finally snapped and lunged herself at the raven haired ninja. Apparently being picked on by Sasuke like Naruto usually was, had meant she was allowed to retaliate like Naruto usually did, with her fists.
"Hm, I wonder how Jiraiya found out about that?" The fist, however, never made contact as it was suspended inches away from the Uchiha's slightly pink face. Sakura's, on the other hand, was as red as a tomato once she heard her old sensei's words, while Naruto, who seemed to be momentarily immune to such an embarrassing statement due to his travels with Jiraiya, was quite ecstatic by the tidbit of personal information he just received.
"What! So it's true!"
"Well I wouldn't say true…there was no vaginal penetration at the time; that came at Fourteen." It appeared that Kakashi's earlier shock to Naruto's question must have been either due to the fact that Naruto had somehow learn of his younger sexual exploits (from someone he didn't even know knew no less), or that such a randomly perverse question came from the seemingly innocent blonde. Of course Kakashi knew of Naruto's perverted tendencies, but he also understood that they tended to be reserved for those outside of their squad. Either way, the older jounin apparently had no qualms about finally sharing (or in this case over-sharing) something personal with his team.
"Oh lord, I do NOT need to hear this!" Evidently Kakashi's comment and the whole subject that was being tackled was making Sakura quite uncomfortable. And though she had said she 'didn't need to hear this', the 'want' to do so was still there as she made no attempts to leave or stop her team leader from continuing. In fact, she began to make herself comfortable between Sasuke's out stretched legs -despite the fact that he had suddenly deemed it necessary to squirm about just to make her uncomfortable- and was still very much paying attention. After all, it wasn't everyday that the man opened up and willingly shared anything about himself, so she would gladly take what was openly given to her. They all would.
"What happened was more of a blowjob between friends."
"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei! Who was it with? Who was your friend?" Though the kyuubi vessel had innocently asked the question only wanting to learn more about his sensei and his friends, he didn't really realize what he was asking, earning a scoff from Sakura and a hell of a glare from Sasuke for his 'perverse' interest. Kakashi, on the other hand, cheerfully crinkled his eye in what they all knew to be a smile.
"I believe that's a question for another night. Plus it wouldn't be any fair to Sasuke or Sakura if you got to ask two questions, now would it?"
"I guess you're righ- HEY!!! How come you shared the answer to MY question with everyone but you'll only show Sasuke your face!?!
"That's right!!" Sakura readily agreed. "Now you have to show us all to be fair!" Kakashi drooped his eyelid and hung his head a little.
"Well, I suppose I slipped up on that one…didn't really think before I opened my mouth." He sighed then turned to the dark haired avenger. "Well then, Sasuke, would you like to do the honors?" A sly smile graced Sasuke's face before he playfully(/rudely) kneed Sakura in the back to get her off so he could get up. The kunoichi just stuck out her tongue, grabbed the bag of marshmallows once again, then made her way onto Naruto's lap so that she may get a better view. Naruto simply squirmed a bit to get more comfy then watched closely as Sasuke knelt down besides Kakashi and, ever so slowly, lifted his hands to the sides of his face.
Once he had hooked a finger through the soft material he froze, finally taking in the reality of the situation, and glared into the one silver orb. All the memories from past attempts of working for this moment and failing came flooding back, and Sasuke glared and waited, almost daring the man to stop him from claiming his prize. Kakashi merely stared back with what appeared to be a hint of amusement in his eye then leaned back on his hands, doing nothing to stop or rush his former pupil along. After a small eternity Sasuke leaned forward, slightly hovering over the other man, and gradually began exposing the hidden flesh. Bit by bit more and more skin became visible as the mask sluggishly made it's decent: Cheek bones, nose, upper lip…subtle dimples, one hell of a beautifully arrogant smirk, all the way past the bit of stubble growing on the slightly cleft chin. A face. Though he had seen many in his lifetime, some more unfortunate as well as those much more stunning than the one staring back at him now, none had so much as came close to taking his breath away like this one did. Once more he lifted his hand and carefully brought it up to rest over Kakashi's left eye. Hesitation set in yet again and he simply paused, hand resting over their village's insignia, silently asking allowance to continue. Another hand was brought up and covered his own and the two worked it's way up past the gleaming red orb, halting over the man's forehead. The full picture finally revealed and all Sasuke could do was stare. No freckles or distinguishing birthmarks to note. Just the scar that made it's way down mid-cheek on the flawless skin. Where were the tiny sour fish-lips or the ridiculously obese lips that had so often plagued his thoughts? These lips in front of him weren't humorous at all! There were no small pursed kissy-lips facing him, although they did look to be quite kissable…there wasn't even any thick disproportioned lips gracing the other man's face, even if they were tantalizingly full. And before Sasuke could even think to note on the tongue that swept over said lips, he found his own quickly descending upon the pair in front of him.
The word 'soft' was duly noted as he moved against the ex-ANBU's lips and before he could move away Kakashi hand entangled itself into his hair preventing him from doing so. He vaguely comprehended the older shinobi's tongue darting out, wordlessly requesting entrance, which he readily complied to. Although he was the one on top of the other man, and though he was the one who initiated the kiss, it was quickly becoming Kakashi who dominated it.
Meanwhile, the other two members of Team Seven who were previously quiet out of respect for the moment were now shocked silent! Once Sasuke's lips touched Kakashi's Sakura forgot how to breathe. She couldn't believe her eyes! Was she really seeing what she thought she was seeing….was Naruto? A quick glance past her shoulder told her it wasn't just all in her head. Naruto's lips were slightly parted as he too looked to be holding his breath, his cheeks were painted a light pink, and his eyes focused entirely on the scene before him. What exactly was it he was witnessing? Why was it so confusing, so fascinating, so…arousing? And just as he processed that last thought he inwardly groaned in panic as he suddenly became very aware that Sakura was still in his lap. He needed to end this open make-out session and fast, before he found himself in a situation that involved an angered little cherry blossom and very painful castration.
"Ne, Teme! Detach yourself long enough for the rest of us to get a look!" Sakura didn't know whether to thank him or strangle him for interrupting the intimate display before them. Though she was thoroughly stunned by the events that were occurring another part of her was reacting entirely differently, and if that twitch she felt beneath her a short moment ago was any indication, Naruto was definitely thinking along the same lines.
Hearing the kitsune's voice caused Sasuke to abruptly stop and slightly leaned back. He was still as he willed comprehensible thoughts to wash over him once again until full awareness finally returned. He immediately pulled away and stared wide-eyed at the person underneath him. The smug look he was met with didn't help matters and for the life of him he didn't know what to do. Should he apologize? Was he sorry? From the looks of it Kakashi didn't really seem to mind and he even recalled him being to one to promote it further. His skin became flushed once he decided he wouldn't apologize, after all, he had been enjoying himself and the only thing he was really sorry for was the fact that they had been interrupted. But damn if that arrogant look of his didn't make him want to continue where they left off. Perhaps his reactions were due to exhaustion…yep, it was definitely bedtime for this Uchiha.
Sasuke removed himself from above the Copy-nin finally giving Naruto and Sakura a clear view of Kakashi's face.
"So, was all the fuss worth it?" The question was obviously directed towards the pair sitting farthest away, as it was made clear as to how Sasuke felt about the matter.
"I'd say! I can see why Kakashi-sensei kept it cover, though. Especially if that's what happens every time the thing comes off, right Sasuke-teme?"
"Ne, Sensei! Even your voice sounds sexier now that its not muffled! Don't you agree, Sasuke-kun?" The duo began to laugh as Sasuke glared at them before rolling over on his sleeping bag, back facing the couple. Sure, he got it…Naruto was just being an ass as usual and Sakura was getting him back for earlier incidents. Still, this whole thing was getting to him enough as it was without these idiots making it worse. What the hell did they know anyways? They didn't see the face he was making. They didn't see the mischievous gleam in his eye, or the way Kakashi licked his lips and practically dared him to give them a taste…knowing full well he was incapable of turning away from a challenge. Scowling a bit he decided this was all Kakashi's fault. He was beginning to regret ever making such a request…
Kakashi sat back and admired the interaction between his squad. It wasn't often that they all got together and genuinely had a good time, even if Sasuke now appeared to be sulking. The thought brought a smile to his face as he turned his attentions to the snickering twosome. He caught Sakura lovingly shoving marshmallows down Naruto's throat while laughing and sliding off his lap. Her interests appeared to have now changed to him as she crawled over towards his side unknowingly giving her cerulean eyed companion quite a view. Once the petite woman settled onto his sleeping bag she smiled up at him stating she only wanted to get a better look. Her beautiful face scrunched up thoughtfully and for a moment reminded Kakashi of her former twelve year old expression plagued in curiosity. Before he let his thoughts wonder any further Naruto interrupted.
"Ano sa Ano sa, Kakashi-sensei! I didn't know you were gay?" One silver eyebrow rose in questionable shock.
"Oh, and how exactly did you come to this conclusion?"
"What? How else do you explain what just happened with Sasuke?"
"So I'm not allowed to kiss someone if I think they're cute?" At the mention of Sasuke being cute Sakura couldn't help but let out a giggle. Handsome maybe, but cute was not a word she had ever expected her former teacher to describe her former crush as. And before she knew it, her cheek had received a kiss of its own. "See, just there I thought Sakura was adorable." The statement made Sakura giggle a little more as did the look on Naruto's face. He was completely perplexed! It just made no sense at all! Sakura-chan was always adorable and Sasuke-teme looked no different than he always has. What was all this kissing non-sense about all of a sudden?
"Let me ask you a question Naruto. Can you sit there and honestly tell me you've never thought about kissing her...never thought about kissing him?" Kakashi was met with silence. "Does that thought make you gay?"
"Fine! But they're just thoughts! I'd never act on them and you seem to be acting on them just fine so I just figured…"
"Why must my actions be labeled?" His question was met with silence yet again. "I suppose if you really want to categorized me, I'd have to be filed under unbiased, as I take whatever I want, for the most part."
"So you're saying" Naruto started slowly. "That you've been with both women and men?" A mere smile was all his question received. "So, which was your first: guy or girl?" His interest picking up yet again.
"Well, you asked me if it was true that I lost my virginity at thirteen. Lets just say there's a reason I mentioned vaginal penetration came a year later...lets just leave it at that." He happily finished.
Kakashi's not-so-vague answer caused heat to rise to Naruto's head. For some reason, although he had been unfazed before, the Jinchuuriki was now finding it harder to function under such lewd conditions (that he had put himself under no less). Perhaps it had something to due with the tantalizing smile he was receiving. And the copy-nin wasn't making it any easier as he continued.
"Now you can't sit there and tell me you've never thought about that either." He began to fidget and look away. "Come on Naruto, we all see the way you look at Sakura, though I'm not sure even you realize that you grace Sasuke with that very same look from time to time." The bijuu container was starting to feel very uncomfortable as his own sexual preferences became the main point and topic in the conversation he had started. "And I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about bedding you myself, as I now suspect you'll be thinking the very same thing. That is, if you aren't already, I'm certain you soon will be."
Kakashi's suggestion left Naruto at a loss for words! He could honestly say he's never thought of his sensei that way, but was it his newly exposed face that now made the notion so easy to come by? Why, oh why did he now have images of himself and Kakashi doing things teachers should never do with their students rolling around in his head? And someone please explain to him why the concept wasn't repulsive in the least! This wasn't right! The idea was suppose to make him angered, sickened even, not make him…hard? That's it, this was all due to some twisted sugar high he was on from all those damn marshmallows! The only solution was to sleep off his troubles!
"I'm going to bed." A beet red Naruto mumbled out almost inaudibly. Without a word of a response from the ones he was talking to he laid down then promptly turned over. Before all this he was just being innocently curious about Kakashi's personal life. Now he was starting to believe bringing these things up in the first place was a mistake…
Sakura watched as Naruto quietly went to bed and couldn't help but feel stunned! It wasn't everyday that the blond was left speechless, but it definitely wasn't every day that you found out your team leader wanted to bone your comrade senseless either! She was almost to shaken to turn away from Naruto's still form and face Kakashi, but when she did he gave her a reassuring smile and a playful wink of his scarred red eye. Now how the hell was she suppose to take that anyways!? Probably sensing how uncertain she felt, began a normal, tame conversation.
"I love camping out on night like these. The night sky and fresh air always makes me feel easy, calm even. And I always get this pleasant feeling of nostalgia."
"Nostalgia?"
"Hai, I use to go camping like this all the time with my own sensei." He shifted around as if to get more comfortable then pulled her to his side and pointed out a specific cluster of stars. He traced them out with his finger. "I know it's really hard to tell, as this isn't exactly the best time to see it but that group of stars over there is call Aries, the very first sign of the zodiac." Sakura met his eyes briefly and gazed back up at the constellation in amusement. "They say those born under the sign of Aries are natural born leaders. They're open-minded, responsible and have an inner softness about them."
"Oh," she regarded him carefully "and how did you come by this bit of information?" He shrugged.
"It's something I was told when I was very young, however I was told this by an Arian so at the time I wasn't as sure as I am now about how true that was." Sakura look up at him with a questioning stare.
"So what makes you so sure about it now?" He faced her, a small smile upon his lips.
"Because my dear, you exert every trait I've just listed." She gave him a look that said she wasn't about to fall for his flattery though she was smiling none the less.
"You know Kakashi, all this smooth taking you're doing isn't going to get you any more points in my book."
"Ah, but that is where you're wrong! See, the way I figure it is if I keep up the charm and butter up your ego then eventually I'll have more points than any other person and ultimately end up achieving my life's goal in becoming your favorite person." She laughed at his joking behavior.
"Life's goal, huh? That's not much to aspire to."
"Well, I tackle life one goal at a time. This one I came up with now just seconds after achieving my previous one."
"Getting me to hear your astrological take on my horoscope was one of you life's goals?"
"Not that, besides, I wasn't finished with that. I was referring to succeeding in getting my favorite kunoichi to stop calling me sensei." She sat thinking about this for a minute. She hadn't even realized she done it, but it didn't even sound as weird as she believed it was going to. Then she shook her head at how attentive he was being to such small details. Maybe it really did bother him that Naruto and herself were still calling the man sensei, even though he hadn't truly been their teacher in over a couple of years.
"So are you going to finish sharing your zodiac story with your favorite kunoichi, Kakashi?"
"Why yes. You didn't even give me enough time to tell you about how quick tempered, stubborn and impatient Arians can be. Other lovely little traits you possess." That earned him a "playful" whack on the arm.
"This is what you call buttering me up?"
"All in due time." He said as he favored the arm she just hit. "I just figured if I was going to tell you your horoscope I wouldn't leave anything out."
"So what about yourself, what can you tell me about Virgo." He draped an arm over her shoulder.
"We're handsome, intelligent, and verrry affectionate!" He said this characteristic while rubbing her cheek with his own. She couldn't help but laugh as she tried to push him away. "Ok, so about the only thing true in that is the intelligent part. Virgoans are said to be sensible, witty and understanding. It should also be noted that they have reserved attitudes and are quite discrete."
"Alright, you've given me all the good qualities, now lets have the bad."
"Well, for one thing, we're very shy." As he said this he pulled his forehead protector down over his sharingan and attempted to pull up his mask before having his hand slapped away. He received the same unbelieving look he had received before, when he first told her this. "And we nag and worry too much. I'm also told we lack trust, but all this information comes from the same Arian so I don't have much faith in any of this being true, after all I have no flaws." She regarded his cocky attitude for a moment before smiling and leaning her head on his shoulder.
"You know you just contradicted yourself."
"Hn?" She yawned as he pulled out his Icha Icha.
"MmHm, you just said you had no flaws but a second after saying you were told you lack trust you essentially said you don't think that's true because you don't trust the person who told you that. Quite the conflict there." She closed her eyes as she felt him chuckle. It appeared she would be turning in soon. Not wanting to get up just yet she glanced up at Kakashi to see him now occupied with his novel. The man never changed. She looked over to the book he was reading and was a little taken aback by the fact that she could clearly read the passages before her and Kakashi made no attempt to pull it away from her. She closed her eyes again as recalled a couple of memories of them sitting together as they were now, her leaning on him while he read. Back then he was still her sensei and every time she would peek up at the book before her he would pull it away then lightly tap her on the head with it, all the while telling her such things weren't meant for a young lady's eyes. It maybe only happened three times before but she remembered each time she was caught she was teased by Naruto, calling her a pervert like the rest of them. She wasn't trying to be perverted, she was just genuinely curious! Besides, it wasn't like she wanted to read the smut for entertainment purposes like the Copy-nin did, she just wanted to see for herself what it was exactly that held his interest so. She opened her eyes once more as the curiosity resurfaced. He had said she could read it earlier and even went so far as to hand it to her but something about reading smut under so many watchful eyes, especially Naruto's, turned her away from the idea. She looked up at Kakashi once again and was met with the very same sight from earlier. Eyes closed, lips moving in a hypnotic way, and it amazed Sakura just as it had done before, if not more. The fact that his mask was still off and his lips were parted made her see, undeniably, why it was that Sasuke had sampled those lips for himself, witnesses be damned.
After catching herself staring she returned her attention back to what was in his hand. Her answers lay before her but while half of her wanted to go for it, the other half was telling her not to pry. Sakura bit her lip as she fought an inward battle. She looked over at her teammates and saw that their backs were still facing her then she turned to Kakashi to see him still lost in his own world, eyes shut, lips moving. Well, since no one was paying attention she might as well just take a peek, what could it hurt?
Sayuri wrapped her experienced fingers around Kisuke's hardened staff and gave it a confident tug. "Ne, tell me where it hurts and Nurse Sayuri will kiss it and make it fell aaallll better." Once the words left her lips Kisuke's member touched them in their place. The pace she set was pure heaven for Kisuke as he rolled his eyes back and let his teammate have her way with him. His mind was hazy from the pleasure he was receiving and he barely registered one of the other two people present in the room now taking a place beside him, running his hands down his chest…stomach…hips, till he was gripping what little was left that Sayuri could not fit in her mouth.
"You know Sayuri," he started to say, hand now moving on its own accord up and down Kisuke's base. "Kisuke here disobeyed orders. I don't think he deserves any 'medical' attention." The nurse in question removed herself from her current task with an audible 'pop', allowing Tatsuki to completely take over. "But Sempai, what kind of medical ninja would I be if I left a fallen comrade to fend for himself?"
Sakura was almost too shocked to breathe! The mention of a medical ninja had her easily putting herself in that position and she briefly wondered if Kakashi had ever done the same. But before she could fully allow that inkling to sink in, she was distracted by the page turn Kakashi just did. Sparing a glance at his face through her peripheral vision she saw that his eyes were still closed and began to wonder why he even bothered with the book if he had the whole thing memorized. The thought, however, was pushed aside once her eyes met the new page, even though she had abruptly stopped herself from finishing the previous one.
Sayuri desperately held onto the bureau in front of her as it too was repeatedly knocked against the wall from the shear force at which Kisuke was driving into her. His hand crept up to her head and pulled the long locks he found there forcing her head back, eyes now locked on the mirror in front on her. But what they were focused on were not so much their coupling, it was the coupling behind them. There their other squadron member was going at it with their team captain.
"Tatsuki-Sempai!!" Kai cried out just as he came in the other man's face. Clouded vision slowly returned as he lay there relentlessly panting. From where he laid he managed to see Tatsuki smile at him, his seed slowly sliding down the scarred cheek just under the captain's left eye, before he got up to clean the little mess he was sporting. He returned shortly after, positioning himself above his blond haired kouhai…
Nu-uh! That wasn't even possible! Medic-nin with a blond haired comrade and a team captain with a scar on the left side of his face! This was too close to being her team! And just as that concept rose up so did the reenactment of the previous Icha Icha scene, only with the members of Team seven as the cast. When she did this she could clearly see that last scene being between Kakashi and Naruto…the mere idea doing more for her than it did when she first read it!
Then it sunk in…the night…their conversations…everything!
'And Kakashi-sensei was the one who said we were all equal teammates now!' … 'I don't necessarily see how we're all equals here if you and Sakura keep attaching sensei to the end of my name.'
He's been trying to get them to see him as one of them…the same…
'-What does your face look like?'… 'So, was all the fuss worth it?'
Finally letting them see the mystery behind the mask and it ends with Sasuke glued to his face…
'…there was no vaginal penetration at the time; that came at Fourteen…'
The first time he's willing to open up about his personal life and it something sexual…
'And I'd be lying if I said I've never thought about bedding you myself, as I now suspect you'll be thinking the very same thing…'
The last passage replayed itself in her head yet again. '"Kakashi-Sempai!!" Naruto cried out…Kakashi smiled at him, his seed slowly sliding down the scarred cheek just under his left eye…'
Sakura squeezed her eyes shut and shook her head, trying to rid herself of such images. And only then when she snapped out of it did she realize that the page turnings had ceased. Her eyes snapped open and sure enough the book was no longer in front of her. She suddenly became very conscious of the man she was sitting beside and very conscious of her reactions towards him. Somehow, during all of her musing and silent contemplation, the hand that he had so carelessly draped over her shoulder just moments before, had miraculously found its way to her bare inner thigh and was currently running long, sensual circles on it with enough pressure that had bolts of electricity shooting up and down her leg and spine, awakening pleasurable feelings. Her breath quickened even more than before…she hadn't even known she was panting before now, and slowly she turned to face the culprit. She wasn't prepared to meet with the maskless smirk that was tugging at his lips, wasn't prepared to see him lick his lips as he raised his one eyebrow in a suggestive manner. She gave him a questioning gaze, "Kakashi-sen-…ah…" Nor was she prepared to feel his hands to suddenly rub dangerously close to where she now so desperately needed his touch, as a way to stop her from getting the word sensei passed her lips. Her eyes drooped closed and her head tipped back slightly as her reminiscence continued where it have left off.
'Why must my actions be labeled?' Another moan escaped her lips. 'I suppose if you really want to categorized me, I'd have to be filed under unbiased'…She felt around for something to grasp, something solid to keep her grounded as Kakashi's other hand now reached around to knead one of her breasts through her clothing, chuckling at her response. '…I take whatever I want…' Her hand came crashing down on his just as he was about to make his way into the shorts she wore under her skirt, effectively freezing it in its place.
What were they doing!?! What was she doing? This wasn't like her at all, getting felt up and fondled a mere five feet away from her sleeping teammates…and on a mission no less! Sure the mission was over and they were on allied terrain, but that was still no reason to go at it with your former sensei after reading a mere snippet of porn, albeit it your 'older, hotter, and incredibly good with his hands' former sensei. No, no NO, this had to stop! May the will of fire give her strength cause looking back into that sexy silver gaze left her with very little. But she had to detach herself before this got too out of hand. This was all Sasuke's and Naruto's fault! If they hadn't gone to sleep and left them alone this would have never happened. This was all Kakashi's fault, if he would have just whacked her on the head with his book like always this wouldn't have gotten to where it did! She excused herself to her sleeping bag as Kakashi simply shrugged and laid on his own, taking Icha Icha Passion back out. This was all this stupid forest's fault! If it wasn't so damned mood setting with its moonlit lighting, crisp open air, and horrid insectoid-like creatures lurking about then…oh who was she kidding! As she lay awake and listened to the light snores of her two teammates she knew she had no one else to blame but herself. If she would have just minded her own business, if she would have not questioned Kakashi's choice in reading material, if she would have gone to bed directly after Naruto instead of opting to stay awake and hassle the older jounin then none of this would have ever happened. But now, she was just sorry she asked…
AN: The End…or maybe not. This was originally a happy little stand alone one-shot of mine that has now taken on a couple of chapters. I feel that the chapters that follow don't really tie in all that well to this one, so that being said you (the reader) can decided whether you'd like to tread down that path or leave the story at this. For those of you who have made it this far I thank you for reading:) And for those of you sticking with me a little longer...well, I'll also let you decide if you think it's worth it, lol!