Hiya! This is C.bcool!

I am a big fan of Naruto and I love manga and movies. Here are some of my favourite quotes:

Being team rocket for trick or treat does not make you a nerd.

Shine on, you crazy internet.

Frankly my dear. I don't give a damn.

Hot Topic likes that little girl Justin Bieber now! What happened to the world??

On kool aid man: if that ever came bustin through my wall i would run like fuck!

BEEP- Hello, The Akatsuki aren't home right now. So, please leave a message with our man-eating plant.

Justin Bieber's the internet's bitch.

My Fave Naruto Characters -

1. Deidara

2. Hidan

3. Itachi

4. Suigetsu

5. Madara

6. Sasori

7. Kakuzu

8. Kisame

9. Kabuto

10. Kusuna / Sound 4

BTW: Kusuna is this guy: http:///wiki/Kusuna
Remember him? Naruto Shippuden The Movie? (No one wants to remember that one.)

Naruto Characters I Hate (With a vengeance)

1. Danzo (For everything he's ever done. Ever.)

2. Koharu Utatane (See Above)

3. Homura Mitokado (See Above)

4. Chojuro (No idea why I just do, he irritates me.)

5. Sakura (She Is USELESS)

6. Ino (See above)

7. Shikamaru (For burying Hidan, whines at Sasuke for getting revenge then does it himself.)

My Fave Pairings- (Not necessarily in that order)

1. Itachi and Deidara

2. Alma x Kanda

3. Madara and Deidara

4. Hidan and Kakuzu

5. Itachi and Sakura

6. Suigetsu and Karin

7. Madara and Sakura

8. Madara and Itachi

9. Sasori and Deidara

10. Itachi and Kisame

11. Itachi and Sasuke

12. N and Touko

My Favourite One Piece Characters:

1. Jimbei

2. Luffy

3. Ace

4. Koby

5. Nami

Favourite Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters:

1. Bakura

2. Marik

3. Kaiba

4. Yugi

5. Joey

Favourite D.Gray Man Characters:

1. Alma

2. Kanda

3. Allen

4. Lavi

5. Nea (The Fourteenth)

Favourite Beauty Pop Characters:

1. Kiri

2. Narumi

3. Billy Iketani

4. Kanako

5. Shampoo

Favourite Bleach Characters:

1. Shinji

2. Hiyori

3. Ulquiorra

4. Kenpachi / Yachiru

5. Urahara

6. Cirucci

7. Uryu

8. Ichigo

9. Rukia

10. Byakuya

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Deidara!

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Itachi and Deidara (ItaDei)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yaoi but hentai’s okay too

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Yes as Itachi at the MCM London Expo. :D

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: All volumes so far, 2 Fanbooks, Itachi cosplay, Naruto anime(most Shippuden so far and some older), Plushies (Deidara, Hidan and Madara), Naruto calendar, Kunai, Shuriken, Itachi figurine, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 2 and Generations and soon to be 3... yeah that’s it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

I think I would be cool to hang with Itachi or Madara.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Er... I’m not really fond of either but probably NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru I hate Sakura

9. Which team is your favorite? Akatsuki!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nooooo, I hope it’s Madara. (Edit: Didn't see that one coming :L)

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Duh, I guessed that in the first chapter.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Not really anti anymore, I don’t see a reason to hate him apart from the Mary sueness.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No, I’ve seen random ones I liked. I’m watching them all though caus I bought the boxsets.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I think so, most likely. Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Na, he’s just a lonely kid.

17. Sub or dub? Sub is better but dub is easier to follow. Sub you have to keep pausing to read but Dub can’t get Hidan’s laugh right.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura, she sucks ass.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny, Tobi is a good boy!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah, he’s Madara. He told me so. (Edit: Once again, never saw it coming.)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? He’s cool. Uber brows!

22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? He’s totally awesome, just watch the Gaara fight!

23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kisame, he’s fun.

24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yep, they’re really good.

25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yep

26. Do you like lemons? Of course *pervy smile*

27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Nope.

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes, all of them :D

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes, they’re cool.

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Not really, though some express interest in it. I mostly hang out on deviantart for that stuff.

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes actually.

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' No, I don’t get caught.

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Maybe...

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yes.

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes. Drool...

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. (Plus I guess we already know he's not.)

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Yeah but I leave it on my computer and drawing pad, I do demotivationals too.

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Maybe a little...

39. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes loads.

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yeah it kinda has. :D

I am a Naruto obsessive fan and I also like other manga such as D.Gray-Man and Bleach. I watch way too many movies and will chat with anyone who wants to talk about Naruto! Please enjoy my stories!

Story Progress:

Return of the Purple Hoodies: If the next chapter ever gets done I'll be amazed. Sorry, guys.

Forget You: In Progress: Hiatus

You Don't Like Pokemon?: Probably won't come out anytime soon. Once again, sorry.

Expect new story soon about a city called Konoha and it's superpowered residents! Not for a while though.

My computer is busted at the mo so I thought I'd update and say that it'll be a while until it gets fixed. Please bear with me until then!