Bonjour, I am France!

I am writing zis blog because Britain 'as written one and I will not be left behind by 'im!

Yesterday I was sitting naked in mon house and enjoying ze breeze when I saw a beautiful person! I was so overjoyed I threw mon clothes out ze window in a fit of passion and he ran away unable to take mon beauty! I was about to retrieve zem when a little dog ran and took zem away!

So I chased him down ze road and guess who I ran into! Britain himself! He was so shocked by mon godlike beauty he ran away too! Ah, Britain too afraid to accept mon love!

I found ze little dog and he was playing with Italy and he asked moi why I was naked. So I told him, but zen Germany appeared and made moi leave! I asked him why and he told moi that you are not allowed to be naked in public! It turns out there are fines for being naked even in moi beloved France! I was so shocked I ran home and hid in moi closet. Zen I brought some nicer clothes and Britain told me zey looked stupid which made moi sad.

Ah, Britain is afraid of love, non? I must go, I just saw him pass moi window.

Au revoir!