Hello! Now before the chapter starts, I just have to say that I have nothing against America. Really, I don't... It's just that Madara... is... 'mentally retarded' to put it lightly. There will be destruction... you have been warned!

Uchiha Madara for President of the United States of America. (God help us all.)

Acceptance speech:

Uchiha Madara stood backstage with a large, arrogant grin on his face.

He had waited and waited for his turn and finally, it was here.

At his cue, he adjusted his bright, orange mask and Akatsuki cloak and then walked onto the stage.

People were clapping and cheering, which made his grin get larger.

He walked over to the podium and activated his Sharingan to look over the crowd with a glare.

All these foolish, mortal humans would rue to see the day they elected him.

Clearing his throat, Madara shrieked, "Tobi is the new President!"

All clapping ceased as people hurried to cover their ears from the high pitch.

"Tobi will make many changes and Tobi will make the country pretty!" he continued with a childish arm wave.

Then, suddenly, he straightened out, and cleared his throat again.

"Is that the kind of President you airheads want?" he growled in his natural deep voice.

Some people clapped at the theatrical act; glad that the President really did not have such a shrill voice.

"What America really needs is someone who can rule with an iron fist. Someone who is willing to make changes that the pathetic democratic government cannot. For too long, America has been poorly coordinated and it is time to bring that to an end."

By now, more people were clapping.

"I, Uchiha Madara, am that man and I will make America the most prosperous nation in the entire world," he said with his fist raised in the air.

"Say goodbye to democracy- I am now the official dictator of your country!" he announced and reached for his mask.

He removed the orange mask and people eagerly leaned forward to see his face.

The was an audible groan when they saw that there was another mask underneath it. This one was grey and it had three holes; one for each eye and then one on the forehead.

"Bow to your new king, mortals," he sneered and activated his Sharingan.

People took one look at his menacing form and did as they were told.

Madara let out a deep chuckled and then started swirling where his right eye was. His entire body went into the vortex and then he was gone.

First Order of Business:

The guards stood by the door to the White House.

They all looked like they were in severe pain and they were all resisting the urge to run away and cower in the backyard bushes.

"He's going to kill us," #1 muttered in referral to the fearsome Uchiha.

"No... he's going to make us kill ourselves," #2 specified.

"Or, maybe he is a perfectly kind gentleman underneath that tough exterior," #3 suggested with a shrug.

The other guards turned to raise an eyebrow at #3.

Then, they resumed standing by the door in silence. Each was imagining his own death via Sharingan; except for #3, who was the only optimist in the bunch.

"Are you just going to stand there or are you actually going to do your jobs and greet me?" a deep voice said from somewhere in the living room.

The guards' heads snapped in that general direction and they hesitated for a moment before going to see who it was.

It was none other than Uchiha Madara and he was glaring at them with his one Sharingan eye and the other Rinnengan.

"Mr. President! W-Welcome home," #1 stuttered and bowed; the others following his lead.

"So this is where the President is supposed to reside," the Uchiha said more to himself then the others. "However, I am now the dictator so this place is no longer suitable for my tasks. Instead, I expect you to build me an impregnable castle."

"Right away, Mr. President. Where would you like it to be?" #2 piped up.

Madara looked thoughtful for a moment before saying, "Inside the Rocky Mountains in the state of Wyoming."

"Inside? You mean like a cave?" #3 asked.

The new President nodded and then ushered the first three guards out of the room.

The remaining guards, #4 and 5, gulped. "Is there something else you need, Mr. President?"

"As a matter of fact, yes, there is. I order you to go call the vice-president and tell her that I have already rerouted all of the budget toward the army. Also tell her that conscription, (joining the armed forces), is now mandatory for all men aged 15 to 50. Then tell her she's fired."

#4 and 5 stood with the jaws agape, but nonetheless, went to carry out their orders.

"Stop. Only one of your is necessary for that task. The other must remain here," Madara said with a hidden smirk.

Before #5 could say anything, #4 ran out of the room.

#5 just stood there in shock, but tried to look normal.

"I have a very special task for you," the Uchiha began slowly.

"You are to call the Canadian Prime Minister and the Mexican President to tell them that I have declared war on them. They can either surrender now or fight a futile battle that I will surely win."

#5's eyes practically popped out of his skull. "You're declaring war!"

"Yes, now go, my patience is thin," Madara sneered, clearly annoyed at the outburst.

The guard bowed and quickly ran out of the room.

With the room to himself, the new President sat down on the couch with a pleased sigh.

At last, he was in a position powerful enough to take over the world.

On the news:

"For the millionth time in the last month, we have breaking news!" a female news reporter announced.

"Uchiha Madara, the new President of the United States, has declared war on Canada and Mexico. Right now, the two nation leaders are discussing what to do."

The panel then changed to a view of the Canadian Prime Minister and Mexican President stepping onto a stage.

"President Madara, we have heard and received your declaration of war. However, if you are truly serious about this, we will not surrender, but instead, we will gather the forces of Europe and Asia to help us defeat you. We strongly advice that you retract your war statement immediately because we do not want another world war," the Canadian said.

Then, the Mexican spoke, "We all have strong economic and political ties with each other so I see no reason as to why we cannot get along. Please do not break relationships that took many, many years to build. We hope you will reconsider."

Back in America, Madara laughed at the television and then turned it off.

This sudden display of happiness caused the guards to flinch and do their best to distance themselves from the President.

"Good. This is just as I expected," the Uchiha stated as he got up, put on his Akatsuki cloak and then teleported away using his Sharingan.

At the military base:

No one had been expecting war to be declared so abruptly, so it was no surprise that the military base was a mess.

The generals were trying to figure out the best tactical strategy, while everyone else was scrambling to gather resources.

A large military base had been establishes in New York, New Orleans, Detroit, San Francisco and everywhere inland near an airport.

In the main meeting room, there was a swirling noise and suddenly, Madara was in the middle of the room.

He said nothing as he walked over to the large computer, opened up a map of all the nuclear stockpiles in America and then selected those that were closest to large Canadian and Mexican cities.

By the time anyone had figured out what he was going to do, it was too late because he had already activated the weapons.

A countdown was now on the screen and people were starting to gather around in protest.

"Mr. President! What are you doing? Millions of people will die if you go through with this and world war will be inevitable!" the commander-general boomed.

The Uchiha paid him no attention as he selected more warheads and directed them at major European cities. He did the same for cities in South America and Asia. Australia, however, remained untargetted.

Finally, the commander-general grew a backbone and reached out to stop the President by force.

He grabbed Madara by the shoulders, but much to his dismay, his hands went straight through the President.

Meanwhile, Madara turned to face the commander-general and he clenched him by the throat.

"I am the dictator of this country. You have no power over me, human," the Uchiha sneered and threw the man across the room.

Suddenly, there was an alarm and the countdown went to zero.

All across the country, nuclear and non-nuclear weapons were shooting out of the ground and onto cities all around the world.

Countless millions of people died before they even knew what hit them.

Madara just stood and watched by satellite as entire nations were turned into dust.

Eventually, he finished watching and tore his eyes from the screen.

He activated his Sharingan and looked at all the people in the room, which was actually quite a large amount.

"You will mobilize the army to take over Canadian and Mexican government. Then, you will take a portion of the troops to crush Europe. Feel free to use any means necessary. After that, go to South America and Asia," he commanded and because of his ocular powers, all the people became mindless puppets that did exactly as they were told.

Then, Madara teleported again, but this time, he was at Fox News.

When he appeared out of thin air, it was 'surprising' to say the least.

People ran out of the room on sight; screaming most of the time.

The entire building was evacuated within minutes, which was amazing considering it would take half an hour if there was a fire.

Madara made his way to the main control room.

Then, he used a secret presidential password to take control of all the television in the world.

Finally, he directed a camera onto himself and spoke, "Foolish mortals. I gave you a chance to surrender, but you did not so now you will pay."

Activating his Sharingan, he continued, "You all agree with my goals of world domination and you will fight with all of your lives to destroy your government and make me the leader of the world."

"Resistance will be crushed and I have no qualms about killing off a few billion people just to get what I want," he ended with a sneer and then turned off the television.

Then, he set his speech onto 'loop' so that no matter what channel or at what time one turned on the television, his hypnotic speech would be playing.

All around the world, the bombs continued to drop.

It had not even been 24 hours since Madara's start as President, but already, so much destruction had been caused.

It just goes to show that one man really can make a difference in the world.

The twist it that the difference is not always positive.

One Month Later:

Uchiha Madara walked into his underground fortress in the Rocky Mountains.

The armed forces had just managed to overthrow the Chinese government and they were now steadily going onward.

Europe had fallen after the first few nuclear bombs, as had North and South America.

Asia was slowly following their lead, but the Middle East and Africa turned out to be the hardest to overtake.

In the Middle-East the people were extremely violent so they were perfectly fine with firing nuclear weapons back at the US.

As for Africa, many nations erupted in civil and national war upon hearing of what world's demise. Thus, when the armed forces got there, they not only had to defeat the rebels, but the civilians as well.

There was absolutely no peace.

Back on North America, the armed forces were gathering all the people and forcing them to watch the video where Madara made them all mindless puppets via Sharingan.

The streets were eerily quiet and anyone still in control of their actions made sure not to make a noise.

Groups of civilians were currently migrating through the forest into no mans land, which was a death trap at best.

Only those experienced at living in the forest were likely to survive...

Madara walked over to his throne and sat down with a smirk.

His guards rushed over and bowed in front of him; each making sure not to look into his eyes.

"The world is mine... you should be thankful that I have let you live long enough to see it," he began as he opened a bottle of wine and took a sip.

"I will create peace. Soon, there will be no more fighting and the world will be healing."

The guards cast each other solemn glances.

It was actually the end for the world.

What the Akatsuki members thought:

Itachi: "...He actually took over the world? So quickly? Humans are far more pathetic than I thought... They invented the television to spread information, but in the end, it caused their own demise."

Kisame: "I don't believe it! He took over the human world! He made it look so easy too... I guess nuclear weapons and hypnosis are an invincible duo. It makes me rather thankful that we ninjas don't have such horrible weapons of mass destruction. Well, other than bijuu."

Pein: "Quite honestly, I am not surprised that Madara was able to take over the world. After all, he did keep stating, repeatedly, that it was his intention to. Now, if only we could win the ninja war back home that easily."

Konan: "So many innocent people died when he dropped those bombs... He hadn't even declared war on Europe, South America or Asia when he did it! A warning would have been a little more humane..."

Zetsu: "Finally! I get to eat people! So many people! I can actually travel the world and be like one of those food tasting people that judge who tastes the best! ...I just wonder if nuclear radiation will make me sick."

Sasori: "I killed 9 million people and everyone get all pissy and then he comes by and kills practically a billion, but those guards do nothing! It is not fair! Though, I am somewhat satisfied that it is possible to take over the human world."

Deidara: "Wow... so many explosions... I think I'm in love... Err... I mean, not with Tobi but uhh... with... with the explosions! The art! Yes, un."

Orochimaru: "Madara can be quite violent when he wants to be... All that murder was rather brutal for someone who spends his nights meticulously planning everything. Still, he achieved way more than we did..."

Hidan: "Holy shit! That was so violent! He didn't even look like he cared when he killed all those people! It was so... heroic! Madara-sama is now my new idol! I wanna be just like him when I grow up!"

Kakuzu: "...Well, he destroyed the world. What's new? I mean, we were all expecting it right?"

THE END!

At last! The 'Akatsuki for President' series has ended! ...and so has the world with Madara in power.

It was so much fun to write this and I loved all the support I got along the way! All of your reviews warmed my heart!

Thanks for reading!

Who do you think was the best President out of all of them?