"Welcome to Mock the Ninja, where we discuss what's happening in the narutoverse."

Yamato smiled his creepy smile at the audience making them all shudder.

"This week's guests are Jiraiya, Shizune, Iruka, Konohamaru, Tayuya and Karin.

There was some cheering from the audience and Karin smiled and waved with a grin as did Jiraiya.

"This week we are discussing chapter 578."

"This week Sasuke and Itachi come face to face with Kabuto and Tsunade survives. Madara summons a lot of clones to fight the five kages."

"Of course Tsunade would be fine! She is the shapely strong hokage!" Jiraiya laughed his perverted laugh.

Shizune pulled a face. "I was worried for a minute there. Madara is so strong..."

"We got to see lots of Sasuke!" Karin said delightedly.

"I miss Naruto! He's way more cool than Sasuke!" Konohamaru pouted.

"What was that brat?" Karin snapped.

"Nothing hag!" Konohamaru growled.

They glared right up in each other's faces.

"They both suck." Tayuya smirked. "Lord Orochimaru was much better than them. But now he's inside Kabuto..."

"I agree, I think we do need to see more Naruto." Iruka cut her off.

"He has been off for a while." Yamato said with a smile.

"He was in most of the chapters beforehand," growled Karin, "its Sasuke's turn now."

"Just face it, Sasuke doesn't like you!" Konohamaru yelled.

"Quiet brat!" Karin smacked him on the head.

Konohamaru used his art of Otokonoko Tachi to make Sasuke and Suigetsu appear sexy no jutsu style. Karin squealed and when he changed back ruffled his hair.

"Do that again! Do it again!"

"Why does that jutsu always have that effect?" Konohamaru muttered.

Jiraiya grinned perverted. "Ah, so Naruto taught you that jutsu did he? Care to show me some more?"

"Wow you're even more perverted than master Ebisu."

Jiraiya blushed and laughed. "I can't help the fact women fall at my feet!"

Shizune, Karin and Tsunade all sweat dropped. Yeah right, they all thought.

"So Madara summoned a whole load of shadow clones." Yamato pointed out. "That can't be good."

"That guy is trouble." Jiraiya said sincerely.

"That Sasuke kid is a damn traitor." Tayuya muttered. "Taking Orochimaru's power then saying he's not his master."

"Orochimaru was a creep anyway." Karin growled.

"He was awesome! Shut up!" Tayuya yelled.

"You shut up!"

They continued to bicker while Konohamaru who unluckily sat next to them covered his ears.

"I hope Naruto will be okay fighting Tobi." Iruka mentioned.

"I hope Tsunade will be okay fighting Madara." Jiraiya nodded.

"We're out of time now." Yamato smiled. "Our final round is this."

A sign spun round and landed on things that could explain ninja gravity.

"Um, ninja reflexes?"

"A wizard did it?"

"Some kind of jutsu..."

"Training..."

"Hey wait a second! Weren't you kidnapped?" Karin asked.

"Heh, oh yeah..." Yamato smiled awkwardly. "That's all for this week. See you next time!"