"I don't think he can do it." "Now, boy, I wouldn't be too sure, that Spook, well, he can be pretty damn tricky..."

She's a redhead. She's feisty. And she gets what she wants. But lo! Nobody mentioned anything about a golden-haired young man who seems to be more oblivious than all the orcs combined. Karacule-centric story of the Six Heroes.

Yvolgar has so much boyish and brash in him that he makes Vette look wise in her years. This merchant princeling thought Sith grand. He thought the Code to be an exact match to his aspirations. That's before he found out the place the Empire accords to his people. Before he was given another Twi'lek as a slave, before he met a young officer struggling to preserve his dignity...

LS Sith Warrior Jerusha Yoh doesn't particularly like Captain Malavai Quinn. But as part of a small team on a small ship, it becomes more and more difficult to avoid him...

Thanks to a certain sneaky someone, Scout gets to find out why Soldier is insane... as well as a few hundred other things he wishes he didn't know. Clones explained, all the feels, lots of laughs and serious times too.

What starts as a normal skirmish between RED and BLU evolves into chaos as Dustbowl is destroyed and the RED Engineer finds himself cut off from his team, heavily wounded and desperate to survive as the Respawn system malfunctions...

A mysterious assassin wants Saxton Hale dead, so what does the Administrator do? The obvious: assigns two of her finest mercenaries an undercover mission in NYC to take out the assassin before the Saxxy Awards. Before they can complete the mission, however—one mercenary needs a lesson in ladyship. Who better to teach her than a Frenchman?

In which Skillbooks are really just guidelines and domestic application is the most (un)orthodox way to use battle skills. A series of Drabbles. Gen.

In which Vette takes one for the team.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

Berlin requested our heroes to go and ask women about what women like as gifts. Let's see how they fare, shall we?

That's the thing about fire. You can look, but you mustn't touch. And, sooner or later, it uses itself up. [There Is A Season - Book I of IV]

Fate works in strange ways. Four inexperienced teenagers are seemingly bound by it, and they must all come to terms with the fact that their calling to save their world from destruction requires them to put their lives in danger before they've even had a chance to enjoy them. Though, maybe it'd be a good idea if they learned to work together first.

When Scout lies to his Ma, the BLU team is left in a desperate scramble to put together a concert of folk music. Out of their depth, out of patience, and out of coffee, it will take everything they've got to switch from inflicting harm to singing in harmony in time for the show.

Pyro always enjoyed listening to his teammates. He was never one to speak much, but his passion for storytelling lives in his love of listening to them. When he isn't being told stories by the Medic, he often listens the burdens of his other teammates. Oneshot, very short. Enjoy.

Respawn fails, and a solitary BLU is captured by RED in order to save one of their own.

Miss Pauling does some reconnaissance work, runs into a Scout robot, finds a flaw in the works which just might turn the tide of the war, and realizes some things about Scout in the process. Scout/Miss Pauling

Scout helps Miss Pauling with some routine duties. Scout/Miss Pauling

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

France would let Alfred drag him to tacky restaurants and eat tacky foods if it meant he got to see just a fraction of the joy within him.

Medic's new invention was sabotaged by a few of his teammates, causing the device to malfunction and blowup right in front of their faces. None of them were hurt by the accident, but what they had to deal with was the side effects of the explosion… the side effects that would change their point of views towards each other. Body swap genre

"You eva' been to Boston, smokes? You know what it does to ya, growin' up poor in a shitty Boston neighborhood?" Scout watched patiently as his teammate squirmed in pain. "Growin' up like that, all it does is take kids an' turn 'em into junkyard dogs. Into guys like me."

Always there was a nagging voice in the back of her mind: this is a bad idea. You have given yourself a weakness. But then he'd tease her and lean down to kiss her and she'd forget about all the reasons she shouldn't be doing this. Scout/Miss Pauling, mentions of Spy/Scout's mother.

"Just a kiss and I'll show you that me and you could be the most awesome thing the world ever has seen." Scout/Miss Pauling.

Pyro and Demo have a heart to heart.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

Sometimes it's hard to embrace the truth. So we wait for the beautiful lie to become true. First time writing, be gentle.

The events of the Respawn Family series, told from the view of the BLU Sniper. Similar to the original, slight gore at times, although there is less in this.

On their way to transfer to Dustbowl, the BLU Team makes a pitstop in a small wooden town for the night, not knowing it could be their last. Facing a burning village, the threat of Respawn never being restored, and a fiery maniac, can they make it out alive?

Scout, along with others, is hired to fight mercenaries belonging to the company RED. But things aren't what they seem, and when he decides to find the truth, enemies become allies, and allies become friends... and maybe more. Eventual Spy/Scout.

After a long day of traveling and finally reaching the border into the BLU's territory, the RED Medic does a routine check on his comrades... and the RED Soldier.

Ignored by skeptical teammates, Scout and Demoman must team up to battle a vicious beast from American folklore.

Clingyshipping ficlets.

It's a sad day for the RED team when discovering the gender of their Pyro isn't the first thing on their minds - corporate smoozing is just not their style. I do not own anything in this here story .

When Teddy Roosebelt doesn't make it through respawn, Engie is heartbroken. Heavy tries to help, with some assistance from Medic. The origins of Teddy Roosebelt. Engie has a family. Some Heavy/Medic fluff. Complete.

RED Spy happens across BLU Scout's mom while on the job. RED Spy/BLU Scout's mom

Written for the 2011 TF2Chan Secret Santa. Medic and Soldier get into a serious accident on their way to Coldfront. Medic is badly injured, and without Respawn, Soldier is left to seriously reevaluate their situation. And time is running out. Oneshot.

It's a handy weapon, no doubt. The power to take the image of a murdered person on the fly can be tempting. It's not so wonderful when it's turned against your own team.

Just a little one shot drabble; Cathy and Hareton not really concentrating on reading.

You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.

A passionate epic of humble beginnings.

A story about love.

Everybody had their vices, their own ways of coping with the stress, the pressure, the pain of fighting the war to which your enemy respawn's momentarily later. Spy's finally caught up with him.

It was his fault that it had happened in the first place. He had to fix it. Still, does he have the conviction to kill his teammate, even if it will restore him to his old self? What monster was that poor man turning into?

Merasmus is an out of commission magician. He has heart problems. Jane is a RED Soldier. He's growing too accustomed to normal society. They're roommates. They argue. They do their taxes together. Sometimes they end up kissing.

Revenge is a messy ordeal, but the Spy was never afraid to get his hands dirty. Or his tentacles.

When the Babylon Rogues begin to fail their missions, they become desperate to the point of taking in an unlikely fourth member: Cream the Rabbit. However, her heroic friends will do whatever it takes to bring Cream back. But is it worth it?

The base is hot. Too hot. Respawn blows a gasket and the Engineer finds himself in a body that most certainly does not belong to him. Spy finds himself in a similar situation; chaos ensues. Rated T for language, sexual situations, and lame title.

AU- A school story featuring the Gaang. Everyone realized that Toph was a force to be reckoned with when she concussed a kid on the second day of school... She'd waited too long to be let out into society, and hell if she wasn't making an impact.

A quick one-shot about the Space Core finding the truth about space.

Soldier seeks out his comfort food in the city. The prompt was, "Soldier has a boner for cupcakes."

"It ain't fuckin' funny, so quit fuckin' laughin' about it — you don' know what happened."

A collection of random chronicles documenting the lives of the nine mercenaries when off the battlements

What would it be like is a the Layton gang had been turned to kindergarteners! What if Flora was missing someting of great value! What if this isn't a very good summary! Well, it probably isn't, but check out the story anyways! K for minor LaytonxFlora.

It's 'Meet the Spy', only incredibly verbose. If you're a fan of English to the extent of myself, you may find yourself with much enjoyment upon reading this.

Sniper, named Jon, struggles through some memories during a phone conversation. Sniper/OC One Shot. T4Language

Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.

BLU Scout runs in the mornings. Today is no different, even if he is hundreds of miles away from home on Halloween. BLU Spy goes out to meet him. Also, cookies. BLU Spy X BLU Scout

Two RED Scouts ran frantically, swinging their bats and belting out long streams of frustrated curses. The source of their discomfort? A RED Spy who appeared to be trapped in a time warp. Silly one-shot.

In the last locker on the left is a magazine that passes through the hands of a few of The Boys on the Red Team. Oh, nostalgia. Sniper, Scout and Spy centric