AU. Drama teacher Eames and Math teacher Arthur couldn't be more different, but the former is determined to break through the other man's shields and the latter is determined to put the sexy Brit in his place once and for all. Just who will win?

I love you all so...***WARNING: TABOO/SCANDALOUS THEMES-BEEN ADDRESSED. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. Neg reviews unneeded. Story was started for personal reasons. Don't need it to please everyone.*** When Penny tells Sheldon he wouldn't know romance with a woman if it were written in Klingon in front of him, he takes it upon himself to prove otherwise. No one expects the love that follows.

Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.

Nick loves his pool table. He also loves Ellis. And after a week long without his hick, he decides to combine the two.

If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE

Ardelia Mapp is on a mission - to save Starling from the clutches of Hannibal Lecter. Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Starling and her companion have their own problems, least of which are a few connecting paper trails...

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

The sleeping bags in the sanctuary weren't meant for two people... ShaunDes. Unbeta'd - please R&R and point out any mistakes.

"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." RED Sniper Bailey has lived by that mantra, but a very young BLU Spy named Laurent is about to throw a wrench into his very carefully laid plans... COMPLETED - SLASHY - SniperxSpy

People say that the RED Heavy is a stupid man with a heart of stone, but no one has ever gotten close enough to him to find out the truth. Can the RED Medic break this Russian giant's tough exterior?

PWP. I'm at it again with my OTP...

PWP. Something I thought up while, well, in church. Might offend some hardcore Christians, just putting it out there.

With Dell Conagher dead, there is only one person with the power to get his machines running-his daughter Julie. Dell's RED teammates must hurry to save Julie from the attacking BLU team. Based on the game mode of the same name.

Summary: BLU Soldier and BLU Engineer are living together after the war has ended. However when a neighbor lady begins to flirt with Soldier, Engineer has to put his foot down. Warning: Contains EXTREMELY mature content, should not be read by minors.

Summary: Respawn is turned off and the BLU's Soldier is contemplating his situation as he is dying. Contains some mature content, including mentions of blood, "certain" situations and death. Pairing is BLU Engineer and BLU Soldier.

Servers wear down. Subscribers lose interest. But what will happen in Dustbowl whenever Team Fortress 2 finally closes down?

In light of their respective roles in the apocalypse-that-wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley have been given new assignments to keep them busy. Things do not go as planned. A/C

Aziraphale's patience is tested and Crowley is indecorous. AxC.