Hello! So 'bluedust' had drawn a very awesome fanart inspired by my fic, 'Lissuin'. You can find it here: http:///post/41713846560/this-was-inspired-by-arkenshields-fanfiction
I can't draw to save my life, and this is really wonderful, I feel so honoured! Thank you, bluedust!

When Life gives you lemon... Put it to good use and write a smut fic.

Update:

I

Got

A

Hug

From

Richard Armitage.

I

Saw

Him

Half

Naked

Live

On

Stage.

#Hyperventilate #TheCrucible #Hashtagsdon'tworkhereyoufool!

As much as I love Bagginshield, I have now decided that my OTP is 'Thorkí' -- not the Avenger's 'Thorki', although I do admit I ship that couple all the way to Asgard and back as well, this is 'Thorkí': Thorin and Kíli (and I do believe I just made that term up, you are welcome).

I do, also, have an OTT (One True Threesome), and that is Durincest!

For those of you who know what Durincest is; congratulations! You're either puking or beating me or hi5ing with me right now.

For those of you who don't, it's an incestuous, homosexual threesome relationship between Thorin, Fíli, and Kíli. The term doesn't essentially apply to a threesome, however, as you could have a twosome Durincest, be it the nephews on each other, or one of them with their irresistible uncle.

-- Oooh, you hear that, lads? There! That's the sound of Tolkien tossing and turning in his grave... (I have actually visited his grave, and although I did not hear him toss and turn, which I took as a good sign...)

Below was what I said before the Desolation of Smaug came out:

"I am currently lamenting the fact that there aren't as many Thorin X Kíli fics as I wish there would be. Although I'm assuming there'd be more once the second movie comes out, as Richard Armitage had hinted that there'd be some really intimate moments between the two of them in an interview. There is also this passage in the "Chronicles: Creatures & Characters" Where Richard Armitage talks about touching someone's face in a 'tender moment', of which I sincerely hope it's Kíli's."

-- Well, well, look where we are now? Not gonna say I told you so!

I drown many times, I go down with many ships:

Thorkí -- Thorin X Kíli (The Hobbit)

Bagginshield (The Hobbit)

Aragorn X Legolas (Lord of The Rings)

Fíli X Kíli (The Hobbit) -- And not the other way round!

Durincest (The Hobbit)

JohnLock (BBC: Sherlock)

Gred & Forge (Harry Potter)

Rerius, a.k.a. Wolfstar (Harry Potter)

Casmund (The Chronicles of Narnia)

Thorki (Marvel Universe)

Erik X Charles (Marvel Universe)

Sir Guy of Gisborne X Will Scarlet (BBC: Robin Hood)

Allan A Dale X Will Scarlet (BBC: Robin Hood)

Takasugi X Katsura (Gintama)

Matoba X Natsume (Natsume Yuujinchou)

Natori X Natsume (Natsume Yuujinchou)

Undertaker X Ciel (Kuroshitsuji)

Teppei X Kuroko (Kuroko no Basuke)

Oh hey I've got on straight ship: Levi X Mikasa (Shingeki no Kyojin)

Ta!