Hey!

Sooo...finally decided to do this profiley thingy. I feel like keeping it blank probably made me just a little more alluring and mysterious, but in some cases that could equal weird and creepy.

I don't think I'm creepy. Weird, yes. Creepy...well, only towards people I know.

But make yourself at home. Sit on the couch. Would you like some tea? Coffee? A few of my favorite things? Cause that's what I like to write about.

I'll be completely honest: I read way more than I write on here. That's probably not very good...but okay. I'll work on it!

Right now I'm super into This Is War by 30 Seconds to Mars, Star Trek '09, Glee, Robert Downey, Jr., Converse, the Percy Jackson series and Heroes (never missed an episode!). All great things, I'd say. Especially Leo McCoy, Mr. Peter Petrelli, and Finn Hudson. :)

Yeah...so I'm usually on here at night, or reading some completely fucked up (but delicious) Supernatural (or Doc Who...or Percy Jackson) stuff on livejoural. I don't have an account on there cause hell, that stuff's complicated.

Form time!

Name: Your worst nightmare...or best friend...depends on which side you're on. :)) But the people in the gray area call me Mel.

Height: Five foot Five. (and a half, I think)

Age: 1281358. Yeah. I'm aged.

Favorite TV: Agh! Well, for starters, Heroes, Glee, Bones, Gilmore Girls, Doctor Who, Supernatural (the emo-est show I've ever seen)and more...I like Star Trek: Enterprise, cause Archer's pretty much the bomb. I would also like to note that I've become entirely obsessed as of late with a little show called Merlin.

Favorite Movies: To point out the obvious, Star Trek: 2009, Charlie Bartlett, Sherlock Holmes (the new one, cause I pretty much love Robert Downey and Jude Law together), Across The Universe, the Pirates of the Caribbean series (eee new moooovieeee!), and the Harry Potter series.

Favorite Pairings: Oh man, that'll take a while.

Well, with books (Harry Potter and the like), I'm usually into the canon. Y'know, Ron&Hermione, or Percabeth. Same goes for TV shows (Finchel), except I kinda like Paire for Heroes. (I know. Ew.) And of course, Arthur/Merlin is entirely delicious.

But for movies, it's different. Especially Star Trek. Pretty much any Kirk slash just makes me weak-kneed. (I live for McCoy/Kirk :)), but Spock/Kirk is good, too.)

Favorite Color: Purple. Usually. It changes daily.

Favorite Fanfiction Author: As of RIGHT NOW, it's probably Ac Collins with Warped. Her OC is just perfect in the ST canon. It's really pretty awesome.

Finally,
A Stereotype I Would Like To Blast and Condemn Forever: That white girls can't dance.

Cause I can bust a f*ckin' move.

Just kidding :). (Well, not entirely--I CAN bust a f*cking move). If I had to choose something, it would be that all fanfiction writers are freaks. I am, I know that, but not everyone is! We are just connoisseurs of our various favorite media. Doesn't make us any less creative.

Stuff that isn't me:

Name twelve of your favourite characters in any order.

1) Amy Pond

2) Prince Arthur Pendragon

3) Merlin

4) Dean Winchester

5) Sam Winchester

6) Leo Valdez

7) Percy Jackson

8) Capt. Jack Harkness

9) James T. Kirk

10) Thalia Grace

11) The Doctor

12) Peter Petrelli

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Never. But wouldn't that be cool?

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

He is verrrrrrrry hot. Like on a scale from one to a bajillion, he's infinity.

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

They would have really sassy, really red-headed half-Mexican, half-Scottish demi-demigod time-traveling kids.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

A ton. A TON. The best one I can think of off the top of my head is A Status Quo Exhile by SaintDogStreet. READ IT. It's amazing.

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

I feel like egos would clash just a little. Besides, we all know Arthur is in love with Merlin. Duh.

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

HOLY JESUS. HOW ABOUT FOUR/EIGHT/NINE CAUSE MY WORLD WOULD JUST EXPLODE IN HOTNESS. HOLY--JUST--I CAN'T EVEN. I'm gonna go take a cold shower now.

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

He would probably see it coming, because they both end up getting really old, just slowly. They can age together.

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Arthur Pendragon was just getting used to the fact that he was a demigod--now a snooty son of Hephastus has to come along and set his world on fire? Just great.

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Um, not at all. Neither Dean nor Thalia are what someone would describe as 'romantic' or 'fluffy'.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Flaming Soul and Flaming Hair (that really sounds more hurt/comedy hahaha.)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Oh, so easy. Amy and the Doc go to visit England in the Middle Ages--but they don't actually expect to have a run-in with the future king of Camelot and his magical manservant. Or for the latter to be sooooo good with his fingers.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

For the first one, um, YES. Including me. And for the second--an even more emphatic YES.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

"Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah/some call me the gangster of loooove." --'Space Cowboy' by the Steve Miller Band

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: potential firey bedsheets, princely pomp, and glowing eyes.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"Well, hello. I'm Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

That might be difficult with the whole 'eternal maiden' thing.

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Oh, God. Poor Percy would just run away, I think. (But that would be extremely hot--blonde jerkface and brunette sensitive guy with superpowers. Yum.)

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Something tells me that Amy doesn't have her 'flower' anymore, but something also tells me that she would be extremely into jumping in the sack with Dean, because really--who wouldn't be?

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

ME. YES.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sometimes, I'm sure.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Besides me? Of course.

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

WHOA, NO. Maybe Arthur/Sam and Arthur/Dean seperately, but Wincest squicks me out.

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Um, she would just yell wordlessly. And I'm fairly sure the greatest passion she has is striking people (Percy) down with lightning.

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Maybe like a week ago. I did watch a Supernatural episode today, so that makes up for it.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Ice. Ironically.

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

In my mind, yes. Both. Hell, they both control insanely epic spaceships--they'd definitely bond over that and the whole time-bending thing.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

They'd take turns. It isn't like Percy can just tell Merlin what to do, 'cause he'll just use his magic, and vice versa except Percy has a sword.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Amy and Jim are in a happy relationship until Jim suddenly runs off with Dean Winchester. Amy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with the Doctor (surprise surprise) and a brief unhappy affair with Peter Petrelli (IMPOSSIBLE. HE'S PERFECT.), then follows the wise advice of Sam (Dean's brother wha?) and finds true love with Arthur Pendragon, prince of Camelot. (AWESOME. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE SNOOTY, REDHEADED SCOTTISH BABIES THAT DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE, RUN A LOT, GET INTO INTERSTELLAR TROUBLE, AND PUSH MERLIN AROUND.) The fic would be titled "Confessions of An Ex-Time-Traveling-Starship-Captain-Shagging Ginger". (I may have to look into writing this for real!!!)

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Like my life had been turned on it's head. Or it's face (HA Face of Boe joke). But I can't say I wouldn't enjoy that fact.