Basic Info:

Name: Holli or just "H" if you prefer.

Age: Absolutely timeless.

Gender: Fe-Mail. Wait wha--

Birthday: October 2nd... Yep. Write me present-fics, yeah? :D I like Mello, Matt, and Snuggies... hinthint

Location: Under Canada.

Current Favorite: Death Note (forever) and Hetalia.

Facts About Yours Truly:

1) I’m incredibly random

2) I’m yaoi obsessed

3) I despise MxN. I don’t care which MxN it is, I dispise it. I don't flame it though, I'm not a hater. Live and let live, babe.

4) I’m a horid speller - long live spell check! Otherwise, my editor and best friend Rain would have killed me by now, that spelling-obsessed bitch -shake fist-

5) Johnny Depp = LOVE

6) I love writing original and fan fiction

7) I get embarrassed writing mature content stuff, but I secretly really enjoy doing it, even if i'm not too good.

8) I have a strange fetish for oldies music

9) I’m guilty of reading the dirtiest, most delicious yaoi mangas + fan fictions. Then again, on this site, who isn't?

10) I get writers block. A lot.

11) I forget what else I wanted to put

12) Sometimes I forget things…

13) I'm horrible at summaries and titles... sorry!

14) I adore fanfiction, but i'm kind of bad with sticking to storyline, so bare with me if some dates and stuff are wrong, kay? XD

15) I love love love reveiws

16) I have a wide array of fandoms from Books to Manga to Video Games : ) You never know what i might think up to drabble about next! XD i'm just that random

17) I take time to do shit, don't rush me!

18) I'm not religious. Don't try to convert me, i'll stick your head in a blender.

19) I'm rabid when it comes to gay rights, and throw pro-rainbow spurrs just as much as any Lesbian - even though i'm not - and get mad when people call things "gay" as an insult. So uh... don't do it. ;D

20) I don't give myself enough credit sometimes. Other times, i give myself too much credit. It just depends on the day...

21) I have a weird habit of calling my friends, family, and sometimes even random people i hardly even know by pet names like "honey/hon" "darling" "doll" "sweetheart" "baby/babe" "dear" and things like that. I'm not sure where it came from. If you are called by this from me, don't be alarmed - i'm not hitting on you! It's just some cutesy habit from who-knows-where that stuck. XD'

22) I often have moodswings JUST b/c of this site. For example, on days that people leave reveiws and i manage to update my stories, I'm in a great mood. When people seem to be ignoring my work and i'm too lazy and/or having writers block so i can't update, i'm in a shitty mood. FF.net is srsly taking over my life.

23) I quote fanfictions/animes randomly in regular conversation. I get alot of stares. ._.

24) I change my icon too much. It's an obsession.

25) I have a bad habit of writing a bunch of bullshit drabbles and oneshots when i'm suppose to be updating my larger stories.

26) I'm a vegitarian.

27) I LOVE CHATTING. Therefor, if you are bored and randomly decide that you want to message me, i'd be happy to start a conversation. :')

28) I bold things at random sometimes. It's fun is all... ignore it, most of them are completely pointless.

29) I'm my school's France.

"If love is a game, does that mean someone loses?"

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses" -Ziggy

"God must really love stupid people... he made so many!"

"...where someone was like "blablabla should all gays commit suicide? YES." and I was like "Should all homophobes jump of the empire state building one after another like marmosets? YES." -my wife Rainfire111 on a comment she made on Youtube XD

FANDOMS:

Fandoms I Flail Over: MattxMello, LxLight, BxA and GevannixNear from Death Note; Malec and ClaryxJace from Mortal Instruments; Amuto, Rimahiko, Kutau, and - guiltily - KairiixTadase from Shugo Chara; MorixHoney, Tamaharu, and KyouyaxKaoru from Ouran Host Club; DallyxJohnny from the Outsiders (yes i am weird); YuukixZero... kinda... from Vampire Knight; BuzzxJessie from Toy Story (shut up), Frannada, GerIta, USxUK, and tons of others from Hetalia; and many other couples i'm probobly forgetting to mention XDD

Couples I Hate: MattxNear, MelloxNear, MisaxAnybody, TakadaxAnybody, RyukxRem (yeah, that exists), MelloxLight, MattxLight, LxNear from Death Note; JacexAlec from Mortal Instruments (what the hell did u know people support that!?); YuukixKaname; and most importantly, AnybodyxOC. That's all bullcrap, don't pair up ur random charries with real charries, it's just creepy T_T Just sayin. This doesn't mean i'll bash or flame any of these coupes, because i'm not a jackass and i wouldn't ever do that : ) support shitty ass couples all you want, people, see if i care! X3

"Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake" - L

"So, how about you tell me right now whom you’d like me to kill, and how, I’ll treat’cha to it." -Mello

"Hey... is that a biker chick? She's hot!" -my guy-friend on Mello

Warning: I will not hesitate to assassinate you (and/or delete your comments) if you attempt to flame any of my stories with homophobic, hypocritcal, or hateful comments. I do not take such things lightly. This is not me egging you on, this is me asking you to be polite and contain yourselves - i honestly couldn't give a shit about your opinon if you're going to be a hater, so get lost and waste your time elsewhere. If you're looking for someone who's going to break down and cry because of you're rudeness, you are in the wrong place. You have been warned.

Warning Two: READ THE WARNINGS. ON MY STORIES. Seriously. More than likely alot of my stories are going to have dark or sexual themes, most of which will be gay-ness. So, please, just read the warnings, and if it's not your cup of read, get a clue and DONT READ IT. Also, i cuss a lot. Sorry. You have been warned.

Warning Three: The views the characters in my fics express are not necessarily mine, so don't get offended if I say something posssibly degrading about a certain race, gender, religion, group, ect, because I am not racist, sexist, or the anti-christ. Everything is expressed solely for developing character or bringing the story along, and is meant to offend no one. If you are interested in my opinion, feel free to ask it, but it's not necessarily the same as, say, Beyond's respect (disrespect?) of human life or what not. So don't just assume and get offended over a story, people. It's just that: a story.

"If you love something, let it go. Then, once it's gone, chase it down, tackle it to the ground, and proceed to hug it so tight that it will never be able to leave you ever, ever again."

"I'd say it's tragic that all the good guys are gay, taken, or fictional, but honestly I'm quite happily in love with the fictional, taken, AND gay ones, right here in my fanfictions."

"Who needs therapy when you can smother your problems away in way too many chocolate bars?" -me cosplaying Mello

"Gay/lesbian relationships are just like regular relationships, give or take a penis or two. XD Srsly." -Matt's blog in Heartburn

"..." -Everyone on There She Is (on YouTube, go watch it).

In The Current:

I'm extremely lazy.

Many glomps,

Holli

Updated 9/8/2010

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