Description:gender male, height 6'or 6'1, mid twentys, eye color light bule, hair light bown to dark depending on how much sun light I have which is't much.

Personality: lazy, consevated, otaku( oxymoron huh), some thing of a good shot with real guns and ax's, History Guru . Additional note think Ciaphas Cain and you got me.

Favorite things: Reading John Ringo,William R. Forstchen, Tom Kratman, David Weber, S.M. Stirling, Eric Flint, Harry Tultledove, Eion colfer( I'm full of oxymorons today) warhammer fantansy and 40k( hence the name), looking for old Citadel Minatures, paniting them, thinking up scenerios for them and finally battleing them, Digimon, Knights of Mayhem, MLP:Friendship is Magic( I surrprised myself there too).

Qoutes

'The guerillas are the fish and the people are the sea':the great helsman on guerilla warfare. 'We fish with dynamite'; Patricio Carrera on counter guerlla warfare. from canifex by Tom Kratman

They imagine they're the wave of the future,buy it's only sewage flowing downhill;lois McMaster bujold,shards of honor.

history doesn't repeat itself but it does rhyme.

Among other evils which being unarmed brings you, it causes you to be despised; Machiavelli, The Prince

In the Cain-and-Abel conflicts of the 21st century ,ruthlessness trumps tecnolongy;Ralph Peters

Ancient gods used to "Kill us for their sport," but modern Olympians are content to regulate and preach at us; John O'Sullivan, Gulliver's Travails.

Live free or die: death is not the worst of evils; New Hampshire's general John Stark.

Everyone has a choice. Me, I choose to not make a choice. What? What? Why is that funny?; Hlaine Larkin, Ghost

Things are very seldom what they seem. In my experience, ther're a damn sight worse; Inquisitor Titus Drake.

I do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; but I seek the things they sought. Matsuo Basho.

"A man was mugged and lay bleeding to death by the side of the road. A social worker passed by and said, "Tell me the name of the person who did this to you. He needs help immediately.";Murray Watts

I'm ready for you fucking son of a bitch; Andrew Keane from The Lost Regiment

"Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited." - John Cleese

"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it."
-- Mark Twain

"Politics- From poli, from the latin word meaning 'many', and tics, meaning 'blood sucking insects'."Robin Williams.

“If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power... they will talk, they will gloat. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.” -Terry Pratchett

Longer typing means better writing: Commissar Danno

After Playing a game of warhammer 40K, me as IG and rival as Dark Angels*Me- "Well that went well I lost only two guard squads to 10 Space Marines." Rival-" Yeah good training mission, their armed with paintball guns." Me-" Yeah my guys were armed with the paintball guns whiles yours had a training mission.'Good training mission Space Marines we killed a thousand guardsmen, now lets get this blood and paint off our armor.'"

"Ban the bomb, save the world for conventual warfare"- Unknown

Idque apud imperitos humanitas vocabatur, cum pars servitutis esset" Tacitus

" Do not strike your enemy with a slap, for that will anger him to do worse to you. Instead seek to do great harm so he will be unable to do anything to you." Paraphrased of Machiavelli

To Rise above monsters, we have to abandon our humanity"-Armin from Attack on Titan

Dustin TK: What is the longest porno fan fic?
Me:Game of Thrones, longest porno fan fic about the lord of the rings I know about

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you have Asperger Syndrome and you are proud of it.

Pangur Ban

I and Pangur Ban my cat
'Tis like task that we are at:
Hunting mice is his delight,
Hunting words I sit all night.

Better far than praise of men
'Tis to sit with book and pen;
Pangur bears me no ill will
He to plies his simple skill.

Oftentimes a mouse will stray
In the hero Pangurs way;
Ofthentimes my keens thought set
Takes a meaning in its net.

'Gainst the wall he sets his eye
Full and fierce and sharp and sly;
'Gianst the wall of knowledge I
With all my wisdom try.

Practice every day has made
Pangur perfect in his trade;
I get wisdom day and night
Turning darkness into light

(Writen by a ninth century Irish monk)

Copy and Paste this, and add your Name to the list, If you know what you do in your life will benefit future generations, Commissar Danno

"The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

The Scots raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards" They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides." The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose".

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!" Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper airplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shit, I hope Australia will come and rescue us".

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Two more escalation levels remain, "Crikey!', "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level."

Aqua

FanFiction 101: Rules, Facts, and Lessons for n00bs

1. Always do research before writing a story. Skewed facts can ruin even the most well-written and thought-out story.

2. Don't forget to proofread. No one's going to like your story if they can't read it. Also, bad punctuation and spelling are the mark of a horrible story. (I should follow this rule more often haha xD)

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4. Sufficient plot development can solve almost anything. You want to kill off a main character? Go ahead. Just make sure you've got plenty of solid reasoning behind it.

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