"Here is there, and high is low; all may be undone. What is true, no two men know; what is gone is gone." Fairy tales are harder to live through than you'd think.
Crossover - Glee & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,711 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers, D. Morgan
Season 2. Kurt, Blaine, Finn, and perhaps a few others do some bonding as they cope with the good and the bad, the normal and the abnormal of the weeks following 'Original Song', learning more about themselves and each other along the way. Canon through 'Original Song', no 'Night of Neglect' onward. Family would be the 3rd genre if I was allowed, and Hurt/Comfort would be the 4th.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 91,653 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 4/13/2011 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.] Finn H. - Complete
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35619 - Favs: 26,677 - Follows: 19,643 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
You know, ever since we found out we were half-bloods, our life has never been the same. Monsters everywhere, gods angry at us, my friends dropping like flies. Who am I, you ask? I am Haruhi Fujioka, daughter of Artemis. Maybe character death, maybe not
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Kurt has barely ever made contact with anyone because he is a faerie. This is a creature, or person, which makes a connection when it touches another. When Kurt accidentally meets Blaine Anderson, this becomes an even greater problem than he predicted.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,920 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cartman and Wendy get stuck in an elevator together. They spend the entire time fighting, and eventually tensions become so high to a point where Cartman just can't take it anymore. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
All Rachel wants to do is survive college and become a star, but now she's living in a messed up fairy tale with seven, socially inept boys, who are proving to be quite the distraction. Finn/Rachel Finchel, Klaine AU Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,442 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Rachel B., Finn H.
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Klaine challenges! Twenty random words, all used in a oneshot challenge. Trips to the zoo, baking, maid costumes, spontaneous dates, shopping, a bunch of AUs, even glimpses at Kurt and Blaine's future family!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 76,588 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
In which Craig Tucker sucks, the rumor mill sucks, and a catch-22 screws everyone over. Stan/Kyle, minor Craig/Clyde. Maybe others.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
A series of unrelated drabbles. Different themes, characters, genres, and whatnot. Quick and fun to read. Suggest a drabble idea, and I might write it and dedicate it to you.
A Glee AU where Kurt and the ND gang are all superheroes and Blaine is totally his gay Lois Lane to his gay-Superman; "Seriously Puck stop calling me that!". Kurt/Blaine centric.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Kurt Hummel's happily ever after is underway. His family supports him, the Warblers appreciate him, and the boy of his dreams finally kissed him. No need to worry now, right? Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,926 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Melanie Parrish is an average muggle girl who has a fascination with spying on her maybe-barmy neighbors, the Potters. Then the mysterious, charming, occasionally-infuriating, Sirius Black moves in next-door, and Mellie is more fascinated than ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,798 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
Drabbles showing moments throughout Blaine and Kurt's lives. Each drabble inspired by a Snapple Fact. Don't be intimidated by the number of chapters - they're only 100 words a piece, so they're quick reads.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 111 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
It's spring break, and Kurt has the chance to reconnect with his New Directions friends and catch up on gossip. He'll need their help to get through a week without Blaine, who's on vacation with his family. Set just after 2x16 "Original Song".
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Especially when the Head Boy is the one person in the entire school whom you unequivocally hate. But that's exactly the position Rose Weasley finds herself in during her seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchdraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,488 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Series of unrelated all-dialogue oneshots with two members of the flock talking to each other about . . . well, lots of things. Some are funny, some are fluffy, and some are just kinda random. T for themes. Fax, Eggy.
As the shenanigans at McKinley progressed, one sane man was watching it all, and he wasn't entirely amused. "Brad the piano guy," as he's known, retells every episode of Glee from his point of view. T for language, concrits welcome!
Kurt is ecstatic to return for his fifth year at Hogwarts. But with a suspicious Zabini around, a Triwizard Tournament, and a newcomer who seems too good to be true, this may not be the magical year he'd been looking forward to. Klaine / Finchel
Glee - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,672 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Blaine gulps. "I can turn invisible." The boy raises both eyebrows. "Wow, I'm jealous. I've been wishing I could be invisible all my life." / Or where the gleeks have superpowers and Blaine's the new kid. Klaine. Brittana. Quick. Samcedes. Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,522 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Santana's trying to piece herself back together and find something to do with her life. Kurt and Blaine are trying desperately to get a child. A chance run-in on the streets of New York solve everyone's problems. Klaine. Brittana. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
"For beans crushed, doused in hot water ... Blaine thinks it has the capability of bringing together, and sabotaging, the world they know." ;; The five conclusions Blaine Anderson's come to with coffee and the one conclusion he comes to without it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Blaine smirked. "We're not like other glee clubs. We're not like other people. If you join, you become like us, one of us, and you can't leave." Pretty AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
When Klaine breaks up, Facebook users hears all about it. When St. Hummel happens, Facebook hears about. And thus, New Directions and the Warblers team up to form Operation Éclair: save Kurt Hummel from the devil. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Takes place after Original Song. Everybody in Glee seems to be in some sort of relationship crisis, WITH EACH OTHER. Unexpected realtionships form, drama rises, and secrets are revealed. Will everything be sorted out in time for nationals? Love..dodecagon
Blaine knew he shouldn't have even opened up his mouth. The weirdest conversations can come up when one is having coffee with the Dalton Academy Warblers!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
It was just a stormy night in Appleton Indiana. After Archie gets in an accident which saves Kendra's life, Kendra realizes her true feelings for him. Then, a wonderful miracle occours which will change Archie's life forever... A&K FLUFF! Review please...
Santana Lopez has dreamed for years of going to Hogwarts and becoming a Slytherin like all those in her family before her, but what happens when the day finally comes that Santana has waited for all these years and everything goes horribly wrong?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Santana L.
When the boys start their senior year of high school, they think their problems are almost over. So, naturally, it's the most messed-up year of their lives. Eventual STYLE, CANDY, and STENDY, not necessarily at the same time or in that order.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,994 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
My second Little Shop short story and drabble series! Once again there will be Seymour and Audrey fluff mixed in with some Audrey II fun and a couple of original characters. Some are based specifically on the movie's theatrical cut, some on the stage show, and some are interchangeable. Rated T for themes.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Seymour K., Audrey, Audrey II, OC - Complete
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Yeah, I know you have probably seen this title before. SimonAndJeanetteAreBeast wrote the first 5 chapters of this story, before passing it along to me. So, read this, and of course, read her stories as well! Also, I'm changing the rating to T.
At one end of the spectrum is the drama club, putting on an entirely student-produced Romeo and Juliet. The other end, a group of outcasts in danger of repeating sophomore year... unless they help with the school play. Worlds will collide.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,313 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Christophe, Craig T.
OH DEAR! Not ANOTHER "Max is pregnant" story! well, you've heard it all before. Max is, indeed pregnant. But all is not as you would expect. It's pregnancy like few have seen it before. With NO SEX INVOLVED! What will happen? What HAS happened? Read on...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Max - Complete
What happened before the beginning of Maximum ride? what were everyone's favorite bird kids like as babies and toddlers? find out here. It rocks, people, come on, just try it out. Sorry about the shortness of the chapters, but it's quality over quantity.
Kyle begins to develop a crush on Bebe, but she's dating Clyde. That still doesn't stop Kyle from trying to win her heart. Meanwhile, Wendy is scared that she might be pregnant with Stan's child. Why are teenage hormones so difficult to deal with? BxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Characters from Maximum Ride share 10 things that they think would really stink if it happened. Really Random. Really Funny. READ AND REVIEW! Please. I WANT REVIEWERS!
Mary has just moved from Great Britain and doesn't know what to expect from this new town, South Park. Let's just say, expect the unexpected..... EPILOGUE NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,750 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
When you move to South Park, and your hair looks like a rainbow threw up on it, life can't be good... right? Meet Rhiannon Edwards, Skittles-in-progress. OC Submission closed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Cartman has had enough of everything. He wants everything he hates to die, and he finds a way to do just that, with many laughs along the way, but and its gonna get bloody.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Eric Cartman
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hermione seemed to think that just because they were "non-enemies", it meant she could follow him around Hogwarts all through out their seventh year, trying to convince him to join her stupid society. :::One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
AU! No wings! Max, Gazzy, Angel, and Ella are all siblings. They live with Dr. M and Jeb. But Jeb is a bit psycho. What happens when Fang, Iggy and Nudge move into the neighborhood? What will happen when worse comes to worst? Read and find out!REVIEW PLZ!
“There’s no pressure for anything,” the lady says , and Tweek opens eyes he didn’t realize he’d closed and looks at the clip-board the woman is handing out to him. “Coming here on your own is the first step to recovery.”
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Tweek T. - Complete
I got bored and had writers block on another story so I wrote this one... Kinda entertaining. minimal FAX, since max and fang aren't really in the story...
When the younger members of the Flock ask questions about some of life's facts, how do the older Flock members respond? You've really got to pity them, those poor, innocent things....
Kyle is sick of Kenny dying all the time. He never see's his best friend, Stan, because he's always with Wendy. Kyle has no one to talk to; that is until he crosses an ad that allows him to communicate with the dead.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
So far includes: Spader Pig. Unsure if others will be added. Probably will, though. Enjoy! WARNING: Anti-Pookie and PookietoyourMaureen are extreme dorks.
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
When Max gets sick, Fang's left in charge of the flock. How will he survive as Mr. Mom? Told through Fang's POV. Really bad summary. Oh well. Read it for yourself. You'll get a better picture. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Ever wonder what muggle borns have to deal with at Hogwarts? HOw hard could it be for them to restrain themselves from not doing muggle jokes. Here is the Howgarts Guideline for muggle born students.
A constant work-in-progress centering around my favorite South Park mercenary, Christophe "ze Mole". Based off such famous books as Zombie Survival Guide and How to Survive a Horror Film. Rated T for... Christophe. That's all the explanation you need.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Christophe
Okay, so I basically tried to re-write the last few chapters of MAX to make them a little more, well, interesting, life threatening, serious, and basically adding more gravity to the story. It seemed to just be lacking. . . so I tricked it out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Sam got a diary for her birthday...and she likes writing in it. But don't tell anyone that! Tons of humor, tons of Sam, and Seddie in some chapters because I just love Seddie.
This is a collection of 'What if...' one shots about the characters in the GOT trilogy. What if no one had interesting eyes? What if Matt grew his first stubble? These questions must be answered! Everyone is very OOC! Dr. Reminder says: Remember to R&R!
In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Everybody knows that EVERYONE in Maximum Ride needs some serious therapy, and I'm just the person to do it! A fanfiction in which Max is obsessed with plans, Fang loves sun-burnt hippos, and much, much more!
Fiyero writes a list of ways to say I love you to Elphaba. Lots of quotes from different love stories. If you get the references, you officially know your love stories. Go Fiyeraba.
What began as a good day spiraled into a giant mess that would change the Marsh siblings' lives forever--Stan and Shelley learn who they truly care for and how family is more important than anything else. Warnings: language, boy-love and cat-fights.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Stan M., Shelly M.
...sudden heat. previously called Just For This Moment.. Elphaba and Fiyero are the best of friends, nothing will change that, right? Not even when their best friend mysteriously disapears? Fiyeraba, mostly musical-verse characers.. enjoy! vaguly AU :
Ron and Hermione have been fighting, and Ginny and Harry are sick of it. So the four make a bet that Ron and Hermione can't live in the same house for two weeks without one walking out... or them getting back together. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,972 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Follow Alyssa Thorton as she struggles with moving to live with her mom and brother in Appleton, Indiana. All the while she's forced to cope with her handicapped twin, Archie, and dealing with the populars and one of the biggest days in a Catholic's life
Shiz University is holding a contest to see who can write the best script for the spring play. Of course, each Wicked character has their own ideas about what the best script is like.
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
My first story! This is just a cute little OneShot about Seymour's first meeting with Audrey. It's written from Seymour's POV, and he is a little flustered! Hope you enjoy it! Rated K for ONE bad word.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Seymour K., Audrey - Complete
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
Gozen went to Antarctica so he could get his lollipop back and save the pygmy marmosets. But then, as he captured the feather kids Gerald, the UD, sent him for, he met Fuzzles. Gozen loves his Fuzzles. This is Gozen's story of The Final Warning...Kinda
Cartman has made Kyle a delicious, um, turkey sandwich, but because of some gay thing called 'Passover', Kyle won't eat it. God, Jews are lame.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
He was miserable for being here. She was miserable for having left. A three month holiday vacation holds many surprises for them, as well as Stan and Kyle. Eventual Ike/Shelly. M for Language, and future graphic content.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Shelly M., Ike B.
Everyone always complains about Mary Sues and says how to find them. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and admit to writing Gary Stu, but I think everyone is being sexist by leaving Gary out. So here are my thoughts on both Mary Sues and Gary Stus
Saint Dane has a hobby. Betcha can't guess what it is! No, you sickos, nothing like that...it involves a computer...read on to find out more...oneshot, unless you pplz like it and can give me more ideas. Rated for safety cuz I can never be too safe.......
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bobby P., Saint Dane - Complete
The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
When a spell goes disastrously wrong, Elphaba suddenly finds herself stuck looking after a five year old version of Galinda. However, keeping the transformation a secret from the rest of Shiz turns out to be the hardest task of all.
Not many people care about this character, they only bash away at her without really thinking about the person she is. This is an attempt to show you what she's really like. ONESHOT.
A whole bunch of random points to see if you're obsessed with fanfiction. This probably shouldn't be in the X-overs section, but I couldn't think of any place better to put it. Right now this is open to new suggestions, just read it so I don't get repeats
One Shot. Angel reads her Global Warming Theory in Class, after Fang gave her candy. And what's this about polar bears selling nuclear weapons to the Germans and Canadians...? Wait, what the Hell?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Orin hates any and all masochists, but he strongly dislikes one in particular, who goes by the name of Arthur Denton.
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Orin S., Arthur D. - Complete
A reworked and updated attempt at an earlier oneshot. The Wicked Canon discovers how easy it is to lose sight of who you are online... Bessa, almost Fiyeraba. Tiniest bit of Gloq.
A rather insane parody of the novel we all know and love. Featuring: bloodthirsty Angel, angsty emo Fang, and, of course, the random Monty Python references.
The contestants of the 25 Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee are back...on IM! This is their Instant Messaging conversations, beginnning the day after the bee. R and R, pretty please!
Okay, so I've been working on this show for sooo long. It's the sequel to The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. It shows all of the spellers' kids in their own spelling bee. Twoshot...a chapter for each act. A little long...but still good!
The Wicked Witch has most often been thought of the crafty, smart, even evil person from Oz. However, in this story, she's very ditsy, forgetful, and anything but crafty. 'Hey, don't be so mean! I'm the Wicked Witch of the... wait, where do I live again'
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee: It's a new year for our familiar Spellers, and the 26th Bee is back. Many, many spoilers inside! Read at your own risk!
I think we all knew this would happen but not the extent to which it grew. Everywhere, in audition spots all around America, girls are screeching Wicked wicked off key and making casting directors cry.